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I called the same girl today from BP that Azuma was talking about a few days back and didn't fare as well. Friendly on the phone and set up a time for her to come to my place. She told me she had a friend that she would bring along but I declined. I text her my address and when she was near she called me and I heard someone in the background and I asked her if she was alone. No I have my friend along and she can wait in the car she said. Not at my house I told her and we argued a bit and needless to say no puntang for me at this moment. WTF is wrong with these girls, they don't listen or don't give a shit.

I saw BP Melissa this morning and it could not have went any smoother and I had a great time. I called her at 9am and we set up for her to come to me at 10. Right on time, dressed nice and looked even better nekked. Went with the half hour at $1.25 and it was a no rush adventure. Some decent oral from her and some delightful DATY for me and then it was time for some Cowgirl and then some reverse Cowgirl. I told her to play with my balls during reverse and as expected I blew my load. Nice thing with Melissa is that she comes prepared with condoms, wipes and her other tools of the trade. Everything is covered with her also. I will see her again, for sure.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1545923]I saw BP Melissa this morning and it could not have went any smoother and I had a great time. I called her at 9am and we set up for her to come to me at 10. Right on time, dressed nice and looked even better nekked. Went with the half hour at $1.25 and it was a no rush adventure. Some decent oral from her and some delightful DATY for me and then it was time for some Cowgirl and then some reverse Cowgirl. I told her to play with my balls during reverse and as expected I blew my load. Nice thing with Melissa is that she comes prepared with condoms, wipes and her other tools of the trade. Everything is covered with her also. I will see her again, for sure.[/QUOTE]Scooter, I think some how you obtained a copy of my provider bucket list! I got Melissa at the top of my black girl list, but from looking at her ads she only seems active in the AM with her latest BP posting at 12:30PM. I am going to try and see what late times she might have available mid-late week; I know she is busy with work and school.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty; 1545078]With modern technology I'm more of a big game hunter at times. I always have been I suppose. Scouring the divorce filings, trolling the psych ward waiting rooms, looking or real estate agents I know are divorced and having them show me homes, going to craft fairs (90% are women who attend and think its cool a man is there). But still nothing like a good old fashioned full service AMP.[/QUOTE]This is excellent advice from a master. There are a few other places where available women hang out": Gallery Night (act like you are interested in the art guys!) , Jazz in the Park, Alterra at the Lake front on Thursday night when there is latin music. I have also heard from good sources that the summer music events in the lake Country (Hartland, Pewaukee, Delafield) are loaded with divorcees looking for action.

Has anyone seen this girl? I was going to make plans with her last week but then I read about some stings going down around hotels and backed away.

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[QUOTE=BigTen;1546320]This is excellent advice from a master. There are a few other places where available women hang out": Gallery Night (act like you are interested in the art guys!) , Jazz in the Park, Alterra at the Lake front on Thursday night when there is latin music. I have also heard from good sources that the summer music events in the lake Country (Hartland, Pewaukee, Delafield) are loaded with divorcees looking for action.[/QUOTE]I am not so sure if that is the way to go unless you want to spend hours getting to know a woman. Of course, you may find a woman or two who just want to bang but many of them want to go to the movies, have dinner, and all that other bull shit. They want to call your house, walk holding hands, etc. The key for the monger is to get the pussy with a little expense and time as possible. Get in and get out. The provider is still the best way to go. Less time, no commitment, get in and get out.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1546377]I am not so sure if that is the way to go unless you want to spend hours getting to know a woman. Of course, you may find a woman or two who just want to bang but many of them want to go to the movies, have dinner, and all that other bull shit. They want to call your house, walk holding hands, etc. The key for the monger is to get the pussy with a little expense and time as possible. Get in and get out. The provider is still the best way to go. Less time, no commitment, get in and get out.[/QUOTE]I agree, you might as well get on Match. Com and start dating. I can find women anywhere. Gallery night, been there done that. But it was so damn hard pretending I like art. Go down to 7 Mile Fair. Can't find what you want then get a chair massage from an Asian chick and hit on them. I like the low class places like 7 Mile Fair, the vicinity near women's shelters, fast food near day care centers.lazy single moms stop in. I used to be really bad about hooking up with desperate single moms looking for some security. My used car salesmen friends, its and endless supply. Hard luck women in need of a car. They sell them a $3000 car for $5000 but take off $500 for 30 min in the backroom. They screw them twice. But the divorce court filings are priceless. You check them out on Facebook and see they are like 25-38, my preferred age range. They must have a pic so I can see if they are cute. I check their address to see what their home is worth. Eliminate anyone on the north side in the hood. I like them to have some Jane job making $25k a year because you know they are broke. Hairstylists. They can't stay married. They are broke, and they are often pretty. Check husband's court records to make sure he's not a psycho. If he's a player, which I can usually find out, his wife will be looking for a little revenge. If they have kids and financial problems, she will be super insecure. Its preferable that the wife be the petitioner. If its the husband, then she's probably a bi-atch. I've already discussed how to meet them. Once I meet one, its just a formality, their pants will be off soon. Just listen to them, act like you care what they say. Let them get it all talked out. Then they are ripe and ready. Bring them over to the house and I can just see them doing a $$$ assessment of the place, picturing themselves tanning by the pool drinking high balls.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1546404]I agree, you might as well get on Match. Com and start dating. I can find women anywhere. Gallery night, been there done that. But it was so damn hard pretending I like art. Go down to 7 Mile Fair. Can't find what you want then get a chair massage from an Asian chick and hit on them. I like the low class places like 7 Mile Fair, the vicinity near women's shelters, fast food near day care centers.lazy single moms stop in. I used to be really bad about hooking up with desperate single moms looking for some security. My used car salesmen friends, its and endless supply. Hard luck women in need of a car. They sell them a $3000 car for $5000 but take off $500 for 30 min in the backroom. They screw them twice. But the divorce court filings are priceless. You check them out on Facebook and see they are like 25-38, my preferred age range. They must have a pic so I can see if they are cute. I check their address to see what their home is worth. Eliminate anyone on the north side in the hood. I like them to have some Jane job making $25k a year because you know they are broke. Hairstylists. They can't stay married. They are broke, and they are often pretty. Check husband's court records to make sure he's not a psycho. If he's a player, which I can usually find out, his wife will be looking for a little revenge. If they have kids and financial problems, she will be super insecure. Its preferable that the wife be the petitioner. If its the husband, then she's probably a bi-atch. I've already discussed how to meet them. Once I meet one, its just a formality, their pants will be off soon. Just listen to them, act like you care what they say. Let them get it all talked out. Then they are ripe and ready. Bring them over to the house and I can just see them doing a $$$ assessment of the place, picturing themselves tanning by the pool drinking high balls.[/QUOTE]I love this! You should start a magazine called "Anti-Cosmopolitan". Personally, I am so tired of hearing how women are so sensitive and such great communicators and are just looking for that nice guy that will be their soulmate. Chances are they are the ones that you toss a couple of gin&tonics down their throat and two hours later they are in the back seat of your car, balls deep in their mouth as they try to mumble,"I don't usually do this but you're such a nice guy!"

[QUOTE=Azuma;1546028]Scooter, I think some how you obtained a copy of my provider bucket list! I got Melissa at the top of my black girl list, but from looking at her ads she only seems active in the AM with her latest BP posting at 12:30PM. I am going to try and see what late times she might have available mid-late week; I know she is busy with work and school.[/QUOTE]She told me her schedule is always changing mostly because of her work hours. She also said that she'd come in the late evening after she leaves her job. I believe that she gets off of work at 10pm when she works evenings.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1546404]I agree, you might as well get on Match. Com and start dating. I can find women anywhere. Gallery night, been there done that. But it was so damn hard pretending I like art. Go down to 7 Mile Fair. Can't find what you want then get a chair massage from an Asian chick and hit on them. I like the low class places like 7 Mile Fair, the vicinity near women's shelters, fast food near day care centers.lazy single moms stop in. I used to be really bad about hooking up with desperate single moms looking for some security. My used car salesmen friends, its and endless supply. Hard luck women in need of a car. They sell them a $3000 car for $5000 but take off $500 for 30 min in the backroom. They screw them twice. But the divorce court filings are priceless. You check them out on Facebook and see they are like 25-38, my preferred age range. They must have a pic so I can see if they are cute. I check their address to see what their home is worth. Eliminate anyone on the north side in the hood. I like them to have some Jane job making $25k a year because you know they are broke. Hairstylists. They can't stay married. They are broke, and they are often pretty. Check husband's court records to make sure he's not a psycho. If he's a player, which I can usually find out, his wife will be looking for a little revenge. If they have kids and financial problems, she will be super insecure. Its preferable that the wife be the petitioner. If its the husband, then she's probably a bi-atch. I've already discussed how to meet them. Once I meet one, its just a formality, their pants will be off soon. Just listen to them, act like you care what they say. Let them get it all talked out. Then they are ripe and ready. Bring them over to the house and I can just see them doing a $$$ assessment of the place, picturing themselves tanning by the pool drinking high balls.[/QUOTE]There is one time valuable to me and that is time. I do not have time to wine and dine a woman and listen to her hard luck stories. I want to be in those panties and out the door within a reasonable amount of time. I tend not to like to deal with hard luck women or broke women. I avoid damaged women. I operate on the two plus two philosophy. Hit the ass and then hit the door.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;1546404]I agree, you might as well get on Match. Com and start dating. I can find women anywhere. Gallery night, been there done that. But it was so damn hard pretending I like art. Go down to 7 Mile Fair. Can't find what you want then get a chair massage from an Asian chick and hit on them. I like the low class places like 7 Mile Fair, the vicinity near women's shelters, fast food near day care centers.lazy single moms stop in. I used to be really bad about hooking up with desperate single moms looking for some security. My used car salesmen friends, its and endless supply. Hard luck women in need of a car. They sell them a $3000 car for $5000 but take off $500 for 30 min in the backroom. They screw them twice. But the divorce court filings are priceless. You check them out on Facebook and see they are like 25-38, my preferred age range. They must have a pic so I can see if they are cute. I check their address to see what their home is worth. Eliminate anyone on the north side in the hood. I like them to have some Jane job making $25k a year because you know they are broke. Hairstylists. They can't stay married. They are broke, and they are often pretty. Check husband's court records to make sure he's not a psycho. If he's a player, which I can usually find out, his wife will be looking for a little revenge. If they have kids and financial problems, she will be super insecure. Its preferable that the wife be the petitioner. If its the husband, then she's probably a bi-atch. I've already discussed how to meet them. Once I meet one, its just a formality, their pants will be off soon. Just listen to them, act like you care what they say. Let them get it all talked out. Then they are ripe and ready. Bring them over to the house and I can just see them doing a $$$ assessment of the place, picturing themselves tanning by the pool drinking high balls.[/QUOTE]No damaged women for me. I want to get in and get out like the Long Ranger. I want the ladies to be rubbing their pussy saying who was that man? Got no time to listen to hard luck stories. I want to hit that ass and get in the wind.

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This one looked great. So does her web site. But s]when I called I thought it odd that she didn't do any screening and was very vague. All she wante3d to know wa swhat kind of car I drive. When I arrived at 13th street Red Roof. Several peopel were hanging outside. So I let my radar work and drove off. A copy car came from behind the last building and and rushed up behind me as I left parking lot. Thought he was going to pull me over but he didn't. Pretty damn sure I got out in just the nick of time.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1546966]I have the right to post.[/QUOTE]This board is private property. You (along with all of us) are given the privilege to post by Jackson. Not taking sides here, just pointing that out. The first amendment does not apply here.

[QUOTE=SnurgleWump;1547141]This board is private property. You (along with all of us) are given the privilege to post by Jackson. Not taking sides here, just pointing that out. The first amendment does not apply here.[/QUOTE][blue]SnurgleWump,

It's refreshing that somebody actually understands this principal.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]

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This one looked great. So does her web site. But s]when I called I thought it odd that she didn't do any screening and was very vague. All she wante3d to know wa swhat kind of car I drive. When I arrived at 13th street Red Roof. Several peopel were hanging outside. So I let my radar work and drove off. A copy car came from behind the last building and and rushed up behind me as I left parking lot. Thought he was going to pull me over but he didn't. Pretty damn sure I got out in just the nick of time.[/QUOTE]I was going to call her too, definitely love the busty types. But I got sidetracked and didn't get around to it this weekend.