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[QUOTE=PorkSword;3868035]Up in Fort Myers correct?[/QUOTE]Yep, near Page Field.

Am in town for some are&are so I visited the Q&Q in a dream to help recharge my batteries. While in my dream entered the small storefromt and was welcomed by a mid 20's Asian lady. Dreamed of a half hr visit for. 5. Started normal chit chat and rub began. Sleeping on my stomach she started the typical neck and shoulders. Within 2 minutes she was straddling my head (I was face down) and rubbing my legs. Since I was in town I figured to go exploring and was givin free reign to roam. She made sure the boys were well and good by continually rubbing them. 15 minutes in comes the flip and within 1 minute she ask if I want a tug. I say I want it all. In dream she say $$. I said I only keep 1. 6 when sleeping and she smiled and said okay. Quick exchange and she leaves and comes back with standard sleeping items. She works some more to make sure sleeping cap is ready to be put on and I fall deeper into dream. Starts normal with me on top bunk but then I move to behind to dream of beautiful sights. With each movement she gasp and seemed to be having sweet dreams too but we know how that works. Bed was extremely snug to sleep in and fit just right. After a strong finish the saying of you need to more release, you full comes out of mouth and makes me chuckle. Was a nice dream and finally woke up. Took water, talked for 5 minutes or so about her and where she is from (China). She seemed to want to keep talking but I had a vacation to finish. Would repeat if was here more. Not best I've had but she was one of nicest I have seen. Did not catch her name if she even said it. Hope this helps out. Be careful out there, catch you on the flip side.

[QUOTE=InItForFun;3868854]Am in town for some are&are so I visited the Q&Q in a dream to help recharge my batteries. While in my dream entered the small storefromt and was welcomed by a mid 20's Asian lady...
[/QUOTE]You made a pretty good choice and thanks for your good review. My electrician has been there numerous times. Also, consider trying out the AMP in Wiggins Crossing Plaza, just south of Wiggins Pass and 41 on the east side of the highway. They have a nice table shower, too.

[QUOTE=InItForFun;3868854]Did not catch her name if she even said it.[/QUOTE]LOL, if she told you her real name you probably couldn't pronounce it anyway. I've often wondered what the most popular 'stage name' the AMP girls use actually is: 'Lisa' is popular. 'Jenny' or 'Coco' or 'Angie' -- anything that makes them sound like a young spinner, I guess. Never a 'Bertha' or 'Margaret' or 'Esther' to be found...

[QUOTE=MasajoViro;3870172]You made a pretty good choice and thanks for your good review. My electrician has been there numerous times. Also, consider trying out the AMP in Wiggins Crossing Plaza, just south of Wiggins Pass and 41 on the east side of the highway. They have a nice table shower, too.

LOL, if she told you her real name you probably couldn't pronounce it anyway. I've often wondered what the most popular 'stage name' the AMP girls use actually is: 'Lisa' is popular. 'Jenny' or 'Coco' or 'Angie' -- anything that makes them sound like a young spinner, I guess. Never a 'Bertha' or 'Margaret' or 'Esther' to be found...[/QUOTE]Of course, among Koreans, there's the ever popular "Kim. " Very common family name there--an old saying goes: "Throw a stone in the air, and it will land on a Kim, Pak (Park), or Yi (Lee). ".

I've run into a few "Sandys" recently--maybe it's catching on in Asian circles. More unusual ones I've encountered include "Coffee" and "Bert. " With "Bert," I certainly checked to make certain there weren't any extra appendages before proceeding with the activities. I'm currently under the spell of a "Lulu" up here in Maryland. Not at all an attractive name, and certainly not in tune with her appearance or skills.

[QUOTE=MotherFucker;3867983]I couldn't get in touch with the girl I was looking forward to meeting, so I decided to swing by my favorite AMP while I was in town (across from the car dealership). My favorite Candy wasn't there anymore, and I almost bounced, but Lucy told me she'd take good care of me. It's a good thing I wasn't there for a massage because it wasn't five minutes before we were making out like teenagers. Lucy is a bit skinny for me, but she has great (enhanced) tits and more than made up for the lack of ass with what may well have been the best BBBJ / cim I've ever had at an AMP. Rates are pretty much standardized, so no surprises there. I know a lot more was on the menu, and I'll almost certainly be back to sample it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip. Very accurate if a bit incomplete. Asked for Lucy based on your review, also almost bounced when confronted with a 2-bagger but thought "What the hell?" The next surprise: no negotiations, no pretense of a massage, just clothes on the floor and serious DFK. You described the rest perfectly. Offered a $ tip at the end, added. 2 at her request and left with both of us happy.

An added note: Lucy is a California girl, born and raised in LA so there are no communication problems.

Across from Luigi's pizza by another sub / pizza shop on the east trail. I stopped by there on my last two business trips, and the gals were pretty but busy both times. First time I noticed see through curtains which made me VERY doubtful that extras were available. Last time this year I saw darker curtains which gave me hope! My next trip, hurricanes permitting, is in the fall. I stay nearby in a cheaper but clean hotel so it sure would be convenient. !

Met a fisherman on the Naples beach who said classic asian is now reopened after being closed for over a month. He said he received superb massage. Also visited the AMP couple building east of it, massage not so great but lady was friendly. Aside from the being tired of the red-tide taking a toll on the fish he also said he's tired of seeing ironing boards and wondered if there are any AMP ladies in area with great cleavage and behind worth seeing,?

I am a snow bird that will be spending some of the winter months in SWFL. I will be in the area later this month to do some recon. No snow up here but that is another story. If anyone can help with a recommendation to a fellow monger it would be appreciated. I have read some of the reviews and I am not that familiar with geography. I post regularly in southeastern wisconsin and hope to do so once I get situated in the sunshine state.

You may be picking a good time for recon: the old snowbirds aren't here yet and you [I]might[/I] find better prices right now by shopping around. It will be interesting to hear what you turn up. Good Luck!

[QUOTE=PNR2004;3885692]I am a snow bird that will be spending some of the winter months in SWFL. I will be in the area later this month to do some recon. No snow up here but that is another story. If anyone can help with a recommendation to a fellow monger it would be appreciated. I have read some of the reviews and I am not that familiar with geography. I post regularly in southeastern wisconsin and hope to do so once I get situated in the sunshine state.[/QUOTE]

Just returned from a couple weeks of are&are dreams in SWFL. So many places, so little time, so little funds. I'll give a review of each.

#1 After arrival two days earlier, I made the Saturday morning trek to Pine Ridge across from the fire hall. Visited it last year and had a very nice session so figured the old standby would be first. I was greeted by a very attractive early 30's looking girl named Sasha. Paid for the hour and assumed the position. She went to work and so did I. She giggled and said "We have plenty time, you want now or later? Hmmmmm later I guess so I enjoyed the rub. On flip, negotiations were tough. She said 100 for topless HE 150 CBJ or 200 FS. I opted for the CBJ at the bargain price of 120 and she left, requested I tip beforehand and then pulled out saran wrap and went to town. Yea saran wrap. Weird. I lasted all of 12.4 seconds and it was over. She cleaned up and then gave more massage. Out in a little under an hour.

I trekked back a few days later to J&C on Pine Ridge with determination to explore the full effects. Same girl with same tough negotiations. House took the hour fee and settled on FS for 180. Got to talking with Sasha who said the girl I saw last year "Jasmine" doesn't work there anymore. She said she (Sasha) goes to NYC occasionally. Misses the authentic Chinese food. She also complimented me on my "big tree". LOL Those comments rang a bell with me. Jasmine said the same thing last year! I didn't call her out, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's the same girl who changed her name. I am young looking for my real age and she was surprised when I told her my real age. I asked how old she was. She said "You never ask girl her age". I coaxed her into it, thinking she was probably 35 at most. She looks about 28 - 32. Quite attractive. Damn, if she didn't say she's the big 5-0! Holy shit she looks good! The service was good, a bit business-like but definitely a good time. She came back with the cover in tin foil. What's up with that? She laid back on the table while I massaged up and in with the little soldier at full salute, lasted about 16.83 seconds this time. Pulled back the cover to express the tension and she reached out while the expression was erupting and, well, let's just say be careful where you step if you go there. She said "No worry, I clean it up. You lay down I massage you more".

[QUOTE=Josephr9999;3887352]I trekked back a few days later to J&C on Pine Ridge with determination to explore the full effects. Same girl with same tough negotiations. House took the hour fee and settled on FS for 180. Got to talking with Sasha who said the girl I saw last year "Jasmine" doesn't work there anymore. She said she (Sasha) goes to NYC occasionally. Misses the authentic Chinese food. She also complimented me on my "big tree". LOL Those comments rang a bell with me. Jasmine said the same thing last year! I didn't call her out, but I have a sneaking suspicion it's the same girl who changed her name. I am young looking for my real age and she was surprised when I told her my real age. I asked how old she was. She said "You never ask girl her age". I coaxed her into it, thinking she was probably 35 at most. She looks about 28 - 32. Quite attractive. Damn, if she didn't say she's the big 5-0! Holy shit she looks good! The service was good, a bit business-like but definitely a good time. She came back with the cover in tin foil. What's up with that? She laid back on the table while I massaged up and in with the little soldier at full salute, lasted about 16.83 seconds this time. Pulled back the cover to express the tension and she reached out while the expression was erupting and, well, let's just say be careful where you step if you go there. She said "No worry, I clean it up. You lay down I massage you more".[/QUOTE]I've been seeing a particular Asian lady for several years. Look at just her body and you'd swear she's in her late teens--coltish, lithe, flexible (you can fully double her back with her heels on your shoulders in MISH), skin like--well, like a teenager without acne. Face and body together, maybe 32-33, and cute as a button. Energy level mid-20's: wears out 2 of us in MMF sessions (though I'm 70, so not that big a deal in my case anyway). So I was pretty sure she must be in her mid 30's based on how Asians usually look a bit younger than others. Then a couple of years ago while I was helping her get documentation for her driving license she let me know she's a grandma age 56. Stunned is an inadequate word to describe my reaction.

When I'm with her in her "professional" capacity, I just cannot fathom how someone now 58 can look so great. She attributes it to no alcohol, normally eating a healthy diet, and very limited exposure to the sun. I teased her that semen is a youth serum. She wrinkled her nose and responded "Taste like medicine. " But I actually think witchcraft must be involved in some way.

[QUOTE=SrGuy;3870802]Thanks for the tip. Very accurate if a bit incomplete. Asked for Lucy based on your review, also almost bounced when confronted with a 2-bagger but thought "What the hell?" The next surprise: no negotiations, no pretense of a massage, just clothes on the floor and serious DFK. You described the rest perfectly. Offered a $ tip at the end, added. 2 at her request and left with both of us happy.

An added note: Lucy is a California girl, born and raised in LA so there are no communication problems.[/QUOTE]Where is this?

[QUOTE=LtAtlas;3887956]Where is this?[/QUOTE]She's on Boy Scout.

Sunday late night meant there was more tension to be expressed. Took a recommendation from one of you horny bastards and stopped by the QQ an hour after dark. Enter and an "ok" looking gal comes out and ask if I want massage so I opt for the half hour. She directs me into the first room to have a chair, the table has dirty linens and I can barely understand what she's telling me. She says "I go change room". I thought she wanted me to get ready in the room, she leaves so I empty my pockets and kick off my shoes and sit in the chair. Decided against undressing because I wasn't getting on that dirty table. I can hear her talking to another monger as he exits in the hallway. The door opens, I didn't have my glasses on so wasn't sure but I think it was a different younger girl. She leads me into the next room over and leaves again. The bell must have rang 3 times while I was there. These girls are like an assembly line. First girl re-enters and I'm backside up on the table. Her name is Judy. She begins a slow touch with a little massage and has me flip in short order. There's no pretense. Asks what I want. I ask what is available. She says depends on how much you tip. Opted for the verbal massage with FIV for 100 tip. She comes back with a cover wrapped in tin foil. What the hell? Are they re-using them? Didn't last long, then she massaged my shoulders a bit. I was in and out in 20 minutes. I asked if I could meet the other girl in case I came back during the week, her engrish sucked until I finally figured out she kept saying "She biddy, customer in dere". Whatever. Rub, release, wash, and walk out. Oh, after the session she just straightened up the linens and didn't change them out. That's a pretty disgusting thought. If they stay that "biddy" those girls are going to wear out fast but will be walking wealth in short order.