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New doctor.
I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out.
My new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!
I was embarrassed but she said,"Don't worry,
I'm a professional. I've seen it all before.
Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."
I said,"I`ve ben told my dick tastes funny."
Beavers, left unattended, can clear a forest in no time.
Afters years of wondering what the hell "Victoria's Secret" was. Finally the truth has come out.
It's all about choices.
How to tell if it's cold enough to put up the Christmas decorations.
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I have 2 Minnesota Vikings season tickets for
Sale. My girlfriend doesn't want to attend any more of
Their games as she doesn't like the person who sits
In the seat next to us. I've attached a picture
With the view from our seats.
Tickets will be sold to the highest bidder.
Current Bid: $6, 500 each
What do they have in common?
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Merry Christmas 2010.
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Was the night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru the hood,
Everybody be sleepin' and the sleepin be good.
We hunged up our stockins, and hoped like all heck,
That dear Ol' Obama's gunna brang us our check.
All of the family, was lyin on the flow,
My sister wif her gurlfriend,
And my brutha wif some hoe.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all,
When I heard such a fuss, I thunk. .
"Sh'eet, it must be the law"
I pulled the sheet off the windoe and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrant fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say,"Laaawd, look at that"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.
Now over all of the years, Santy Claws he be white,
But it looks like us brutha's got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'leece caa, my homeboy he came,
And whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary who,
On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed that melon, right there in the street,
I knowed it fo' sho'. Can you believe that Sh'eet!
That Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked the lock on my doe,
An I sez to myself,"Sum. . . He don did dis befoe"
He had a big bag, full of presents = at first I suspeck,
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear round my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my crap in his bag, out the windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on that melon, wif out even a hitch,
And waz gone in two seconds,"democrat sum *".
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a Shit!
I can't believe quality control never saw this.