Massage Parlor Reports

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New girl. Yo-yo. Easy going 30'ish short length hair Chinese girl with limited English. She wears a body fitting black dress that shows off her petite physique. B tits with small erect dark nips.
[/QUOTE]Went to go check it out the other day. Not sure how cryptic we need to be on details at this point, but its a place that has a back entrance, and once you're in the room, you'll see a sign that says ring the bell at the back, so its something they actually want you to do. That probably gives you enough to get in the ballpark without giving away the full details. Another clue is that they open early on weekdays, but later on Sunday.

In other news, can confirm a full menu with some light negotiation. Everything is covered, $. 5 at the top end. 1st half rub isn't half bad. My silent prayer going into an AMP is "please let it at least not hurt," and this wasn't painful at all. AMP veterans know what I mean, probably. My visit was cut to about 45 min when all was said and done, which worked out fine for me. I actually like a 45 min option at places, even if it's the hour rate.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;6453155]Went to go check it out the other day. Not sure how cryptic we need to be on details at this point, but its a place that has a back entrance, and once you're in the room, you'll see a sign that says ring the bell at the back, so its something they actually want you to do. That probably gives you enough to get in the ballpark without giving away the full details. Another clue is that they open early on weekdays, but later on Sunday.

In other news, can confirm a full menu with some light negotiation. Everything is covered, $. 5 at the top end. 1st half rub isn't half bad. My silent prayer going into an AMP is "please let it at least not hurt," and this wasn't painful at all. AMP veterans know what I mean, probably. My visit was cut to about 45 min when all was said and done, which worked out fine for me. I actually like a 45 min option at places, even if it's the hour rate.[/QUOTE]I'm curious to know what location this is, I used to go to 5 mile but sad it closed. Is this freedom down by spotsy?

[QUOTE=FriendlyTravel;6455575]I'm curious to know what location this is, I used to go to 5 mile but sad it closed. Is this freedom down by spotsy?[/QUOTE]Freedom is a no-go place. I don't think anyone has gotten any play there.

No, the place I'm talking about is in the same general area. Their hands have a healing quality.

[QUOTE=JamesBlond007;6456518]Freedom is a no-go place. I don't think anyone has gotten any play there.

No, the place I'm talking about is in the same general area. Their hands have a healing quality.[/QUOTE]There was once a report here about Freedom. Said individual ended up with a happy ending however I believe it was a very reluctant by the attendant and it may (if my memory serves me) been a combo of self and help release. It never looks busy. You never know, maybe they would be more open to it if it brings business. As always, YMMV. I do not recall if the massage was even good there.

As for the other place with a rear doorbell. I once had a lunch at a place that served some fried fish. Afterwards I walked over and got my taxes done and had to mail them myself to the govt. I decided walk over to utilize UPS for guaranteed delivery. I forgot what I was talking about but yeah. That was a good day.

[QUOTE=Loader401;6456598]There was once a report here about Freedom. Said individual ended up with a happy ending however I believe it was a very reluctant by the attendant and it may (if my memory serves me) been a combo of self and help release. It never looks busy. You never know, maybe they would be more open to it if it brings business. As always, YMMV. I do not recall if the massage was even good there.

As for the other place with a rear doorbell. I once had a lunch at a place that served some fried fish. Afterwards I walked over and got my taxes done and had to mail them myself to the govt. I decided walk over to utilize UPS for guaranteed delivery. I forgot what I was talking about but yeah. That was a good day.[/QUOTE]I went to Feedom once when she first opened. A very nice lady. It was a few years ago. I believe she had a TS. A very good massage, she is certified, but no extras or even a hint of extras. But if I wanted just a good massage, I would return.

What's the latest with Pro? A post a while back said the lady who opened the door was pretty hot but there was no talk of rates. Can anyone share details aside from the door fees??

Anyone visited lately. I only ask because some may have noticed an influx of different style ads amongst different websites. They (the ads) seem to be way more sexy (I. E. Mentioning cute girls, BBBJ, nuru, etc). Some mainstream ads are innocent and so I was wondering if they did change up the pace. Last few times I went, I got an older gal and an overweight gal that both gave some sloppy BBBJ. It started as syran wrap and ended with a bare microphone performance.

[QUOTE=JackMan303;6457475]What's the latest with Pro? A post a while back said the lady who opened the door was pretty hot but there was no talk of rates. Can anyone share details aside from the door fees??[/QUOTE]First time I went it was. 5 to get in the door. Extras started at. 10.

I got an extra but minus the massage for an extra. 5 cause the young girl thought I was handsome 🤷127999;8205;9794;65039;.

They probably have the better looking girls but you need to pay up to get any extras.

[QUOTE=Loader401;6457792]Anyone visited lately. I only ask because some may have noticed an influx of different style ads amongst different websites. They (the ads) seem to be way more sexy (I. E. Mentioning cute girls, BBBJ, nuru, etc). Some mainstream ads are innocent and so I was wondering if they did change up the pace. Last few times I went, I got an older gal and an overweight gal that both gave some sloppy BBBJ. It started as syran wrap and ended with a bare microphone performance.[/QUOTE]Last time I went I didn't go for it but it was an older decent looking woman who spoke no English. The place just smelled like straight up cigs couldn't do it.

[QUOTE=TonyRinger;6458511]First time I went it was. 5 to get in the door. Extras started at. 10.

I got an extra but minus the massage for an extra. 5 cause the young girl thought I was handsome 🤷127999;8205;9794;65039;.

They probably have the better looking girls but you need to pay up to get any extras.[/QUOTE]What are these numbers?

I might check out Pro, do you think it's worth it. I want good looking young girls.

Can you DM address information? I think osha is not good anymore, a couple months back was full service but ever since they got busted they offer no services when I went month ago.

[QUOTE=FriendlyTravel;6459467]What are these numbers?

I might check out Pro, do you think it's worth it. I want good looking young girls.

Can you DM address information? I think osha is not good anymore, a couple months back was full service but ever since they got busted they offer no services when I went month ago.[/QUOTE]I'd dive into but I need some more info. I got the number of their opening bid but also want to know max bid and menu.

[QUOTE=FriendlyTravel;6459467]What are these numbers?

I might check out Pro, do you think it's worth it. I want good looking young girls.

Can you DM address information? I think osha is not good anymore, a couple months back was full service but ever since they got busted they offer no services when I went month ago.[/QUOTE]Add a zero. You going need. 15 plus to get anything more than just a pat on the back. All the girls are young.

[QUOTE=Rreemptivecum;6459744]I'd dive into but I need some more info. I got the number of their opening bid but also want to know max bid and menu.[/QUOTE]Your question is an oddly pointed one that I think no one wants to answer, but it does afford the opportunity to discuss gratuities. The short answer is you can tip as much as you want and see what you get, but if you're going for FS, I wouldn't go any higher than $. 6 anywhere; I start at $. 2 and see how it goes, but that's my ceiling. Anything more than that is GPS, even if she looks like Asia Carrera.

As a "by the way" I often doubt the point of the cryptic code talk. Anyone who wants to can look at the abbreviations tab and figure out what we're talking about, or speak in flower code "she wanted 20 more flowers than I brought", etc. But I get it, it's an extra layer of separation from saying you explicitly paid ABC for service XYZ. I'll keep using it, it just seems silly sometimes.

For all the noobs and lurkers out there, here's what's expected for tips. I only say it because it would be nice if we can keep things at a decent price point. You can spend what you want, but keeping it to an agreed range at least keeps it reasonable, and helps to stop GPS before it starts. For a massage and no extras - 20 flowers (don't sulk, just tip like you would at Massage Envy or someplace). Handy with melon-drop - 40-60 (40 if unprompted, 60 if they ask). 60-80 should get you full access to the coconuts and possibly some Russian. 100-120 is BBBJ / CBJ territory. 140-160 CFS. Never gotten BBFS, not really sure I want that at an AMP anyway.

Also don't be afraid to negotiate, as in throw out a bid that's reasonable, if they shoot for the moon, politely decline, they'll most likely accept your first offer. Your mileage may vary depending on the place and therapist.

Went the other day on lunch and was let in by a skinny lady with A LOT of makeup and a rough face. Wasn't really my thing so I asked who else was there. Out come Lilani, maybe late 30's mid 40's with her DD's popping out of her dress so I went with her. Got to the room and she pushed hard for the hour at. 7, I said half is what I was up for but she started playing with her tits in front of me saying the hour is better, we'll little head took over after seeing her too down and playing with the girls for no reason. So I ponied up the house fee. Asked about a shower and was told it was broke so not an option. She disappeared with the $ while I got undressed and came back as my pants were coming off, she proceeded to watch me fold them and just after I dropped them on the chair she was on her knees blowing me as a preview. She wasn't bad and super aggressive with it, sucking me so fast and with a pretty good suction that I was surprised I didn't cum in her mouth. Anyway after a few minutes she popped my dick out of her mouth and asked me to get face down on the table. Covered me with a towel and started a decent massage using elbows and forearms for the back and some generic moves on my legs. After about 10 minutes of this she pulls the towel and starts rubbing my ass and balls. I prop my ass up so she can milk my cock for a while while she tried dirty talk, that ended up just being weird cause she was saying random stuff, but whatever I liked the HJ. After the flip she went back to doing more unsolicited blowing for about a minute before negotiations began. She wanted 1. 5 for a BBBJ 1. 3 for cbd, 1 for HJ, 2 for pussy and 2. 2 for BBFS. Did a lot of haggling and she wasn't budging on prices for top tier services so I figured I would go for a cbd since she had already done BBBJ up to this point. On goes the condom and she sucks me off in record time cause she was super aggressive and like I said before, used tons of suction. I came in the condom and it was so much that when she pulled it off cum went everywhere so she grabbed a hot towel and cleaned me up. After I got dressed and headed out the door. Before leaving she hugged me and said next time I come back to ask for her cause she is my "good sucky girl".

Like others have said she was pricy and played the language card in an attempt to mess with negotiations, in the end I payed. 7 for house and 1. 1 for the CBJ. I would like to note that she looks decent in the dress and even though her tits are really nice when she get full naked her stomach is just hanging out there and somewhat of a detractor.

6/10 might repeat after payday but will likely stick to others that offer similar service for less.

Side note I popped into the Garden and was greeted by a thin semi-cutie, then she smiled and I noticed how messed up her teeth were. I passed after that but does anyone know who that is and if she is the only one there? Would like to try that place out but she was a hard pass.

Stay horny my friends.

JM.

You never know what you are going to get. Another Board Monger called H&H (BB Grannies). If you set your expectations low, 9/10 you'll leave happy enough.

Whether the metric is Value, Menu, Effort, etc. You won't know which metric before, but you'll usually end up satisfied after. Every month is a new provider. "Ms. May" wasn't a Granny and provided a CMT level massage.