MS. Candice. An exercise in Dissapointment
Gentlemongers,
I happened to have a free evening, so I made my way down to Baltimore. Explored the WW and Brooklyn areas, with limited success. It as a warm Sat. Night, and lots of people were out. I was having trouble telling SW from Civi. As I passed the salvation army, I saw a collection of well-dressed, clean, BSWs. Most of them were dressed "too obviously", and set off red flags immediately. One even tried to flag me down, loudly propositioning me as I passed. Now I was curious. I set up across the street, and just observed for a bit. Mongers were picking them up, and bringing them back. Everything seemed to be on the up and up. I decided to bite the bullet and try my luck. I selected a curvy BSW named Ms. Candice. ("Ms. " was part of the name, like "A Pimp Named Slickback" of Boondocks fame; You had to say the whole thing. Ms. Candice) She wanted to get across the county line before talking business. Not the worst idea I had ever heard. After selecting a spot, I opted for half-and-half, only to find out that she wanted 5 Jacks for it. I quoted her 2. She said she could blow a guy for that much, with a cover. I wasn't about to pay double for a covered BJ, and the little head was up, so we finally settled on 'the second half only' for 3 jacks. We moved to the back, and she displayed some excellent Ds, and a well trimmed kitty. Positioning proved to be too awkward, and she was rush rush rush. I had trouble standing at attention, let alone finding my way within. We tried to move outside so I could enter from behind, when a car parked not 30 feet away, prompting a hasty retreat to a new location. After we got ready again she complained that I was taking too long to get hard, I explained that this was why I opted for half-and-half. She opted to give a little hand action to help me along, and then bent back over. By this point I was nervous, frustrated, and irritated. I went off like a bottle rocket, with no real pleasure had. After a quick cleanup I asked what she thought about hotels. I mean, even at 5 jacks, an extended hotel session might be ok. She proceded to inform me that she charged 10 Jacks for a hotel session. By this point I was doing well to bite my tounge, and just get her out of my car! I don't know about the rest of you, but for 10 jacks I'll get a real escort or go to a reputable AMP for full service AND a massage! I also found out that she was on BP, and had to hit the street because BP was slow. In fact all five of the other girls that I saw were her co-workers on BP, including Faith. (The woman that I reviewed last time) I dropped her off, said 'Hi" to Faith, and decided to avoid the whole lot of them in the future. (Faith originally quoted me 4 jacks for Half-and-Half last time!) In fact I think the whole experience has put me off of BSWs for now.
Ms. Candice:
Looks - 7/10 SW Scale.
Performance - 3/10.
Cost: wants 2. 5 x Standard Tuition, for substandard service!?
Repeat: Not just no: Hell No! :
As always: YMMV.
Be safe,
Nailo.
Someone asked about red haired Tasha recently
I saw her near the W / W circle yesterday afternoon. She lost weight and was looking fine. Cutest face ever. Ready for mischief.
Baltoman.
Passing through Balitimore today.
If any of you guys could point me to a area where I might find a WSW spinner. I'm from Atlanta so I'm not to familiar with Baltimore.