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First time poster on this site, so will describe last three adventures in past week. Do not usually venture far from Clermont, so am limited to what's available.

Now that Seiwa is closed, there is really only Noble and Citrus Tower. Citrus Tower is preferred, but the last trip a week ago was disappointing.

Paid for the hour as I always do since a good massage is welcome. Well the massage was light, awful and short. Fast HE. I was out in about 40 minutes. Usually better there.

A few days ago went to visit Kassie up in Tavares. Not a classic beauty, but is my type, petite, and a turn-on to me. Very pleasant conversation. Easy-going.

I got the impression all would be available for $$. I only went for $. 2 and was completely happy. Will visit again.

Yesterday, went to Noble. Rarely is it good. The first thing that hits you is the stuffy odor as you enter. Not pleasant to me at all. Greeted by a tall, big-boned asi.

An. Unusual. Could be considered attractive. Nice smile and well-endowed. I'm guessing 38 ish. Took me for a table shower.

Let me say if I ever want to get clean, this is the place. Then, not so great massage. Offered hand or mouth. She was enthusiastic.

Problem communicating though. I asked if she was Chinese or Korean. That is about all she knew of English, and answered "Bejing". . 8 and. 4.

I must be spoiled from massages in other parts of the country, because all these AMPs are disappointing. Fortunately, the turnover is fast, there is always someone new to try.

Hands down, the worst experience I've ever had. When I arrived to her location near the airport I waited outside for at least 10 minutes. Then when she was finally ready. She told me an address she was at the night before. The new address was 10-15 minutes from my current location. I figured I would still go since I'm already committed. When I get to the new location. She STILL wasn't ready and I had to wait another 15 minutes for her just to come downstairs. When we finally made it to the room. I asked to use the bathroom and she says her girlfriend is inside there. At this point I should have left but I followed though and it was a TOTAL RUSH job. And she was doped out of her mind! Stay Far Far Far Away from her. Hopefully she will go back to wherever she came from.

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Call her and wish her a happy birthday. Worth the Mario coins.

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Or.

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FYI.

I know this girl personally and its not the girl in the pics.

I verified by texting her.

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She only had 2 pics yesterday when I was browsing, updated with 3 more today, figured I'd give it a go.

Am glad that I did. Prettier than the pictures. CFL standard wise, I'd give her a 8/10! Really great attitude.

Although it might be a turnoff for some when she said "anything other than. Is extra", but. When it gets down to business she acts like a pornstar in bed.

Again, really cute face, petite body and perky A cups (I know that might not be everybody's thing, but I love it.).

OT.

Apparently she shares a room with Summer, as I met Cloie at the pool and saw her roommate there, which is Summer.

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Noticed a couple of cold sore around her mouth, saw Summer a while ago and it was a blast too, too bad she looks a bit off these days.

Anyway. 10/10 on Cloie. Will repeat. . 8 qv, $ qv+, $. 5 hh.

[QUOTE=ProbePc;2893349]What's up fellas. Visiting from the Aloha State and hoping to see some of the local talents. Any suggestions? I'm only here for three more days![/QUOTE]PPC,

Welcome to the sunshine state. So, a couple days ago you made what I am sure you considered a reasonable request for someone to recommend a book for you to read. It appears you were looking for some sort of bedtime story or such. So far, no one has filled your request. In fact, it appears a couple guys have actually been less than hospitable and I am sure at this point you think that the guys in this literary club are actually total dicks.

Let me apologize for my fellow club members and assure you that yes, indeed, we are total dicks but also that these guys did answer your question and did as good a job of recommending at least where to find a good book. How did they do this, you ask?

One gentleman suggested checking out the card catalog on the sister site. What you will find over there is a plethora of reading material, actual a great variety. Pick out something that may interest you, come back over here, do a simple search and you will find literary reviews of pretty much every piece of literature there. And that exercise may take all of five to ten minutes.

We do hope you find the book that is right for you. We also hope you will write a review to help the next visitor to our library find some suitable reading material.

Play safe,

C3.

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Saw her last night. Easy setup by text, she was on time but that was it. She has no personality, no interest in foreplay, no interest in small talk and was really a waste of cash. She does have a nice little body but GD that I wanted to run her out of here so bad but I'm too nice. YMMV.

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Hey guys! Long time lurker, but I have finally done enough research to try my first provider. Hopefully all is well with this one, even tho I'm a bit nervous.

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[QUOTE=TrueCritic69;2894489]Hey guys has anyone seen this girl? She says she has reviews on here but I have only found a different Natalie.

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I had a dream of her and remember BBBJ cfs was going to try her again but then someone posted a rip off review so she is deff a YMMV girl.

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She opened the door, and well there's no other way to say this. Megan is a plus size, XL.

If that's your thing, great, A+ attitude and service, can't complain. Just not my type.

Pictures she posted are REALLY deceiving here.

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