Of squalor, Lori, and diamonds
As they say, you have to dig through a lot of dirt to find a diamond (or something like that).
[QUOTE=Aragorn;2484879]Was cruising BP and came across these two gals. Redheads are my weakness but I could find no reviews matching their phone numbers. I shudder to think what they do with the wet-dry vac.
Here is the ad: Come play with us. Lori is 18 tight, young & fresh. She's a redhead who's 5'5 120 lbs. 34 A-24-34. Summer is 35 tight, tanned and toned. She's a blonde who's 5' 105 lbs. 36 the-24-34. Satisfaction is guaranteed. You've called the rest, now call the best. 2 girl memorial day special. DC Area Code 46 o-9491 or NOVA area Code-451-5 o42.
[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lori-and-summer-wanna-have-fun-with-you/17987516[/URL]
Anyone know where their doublewide is parked?[/QUOTE]
One of the more bizarre BP ads
[QUOTE=RichmondMas;2487327]It's a tanning bed. They sure need it. I love this pale girls.[/QUOTE]Hi. I'm a senior member from Tampa who will be in NoVA for a week or so in mid June so was doing a little recon and came across this thread and the BP ad. WOW. That is a strange ad. If I might add a few additional observations: Note the I "heart" Daddy poster in background. That kinda freaks me out. Is this the elusive mother / daughter team? And the room looks like it was recently in an earthquake. Broken bureau, stuff everywhere and the jittery camera. I think the daughter / younger one is kinda hot so it is tempting but would probably pass.
Stay safe out there and if you have plans to visit Tampa and have some questions, let me know.
Don't even waist your time unless your into waisting time and money
[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/p-e-t-i-t-e-bombshell-ultimate-experience-_-analise/18015245[/URL]
Set up a 530 appointment today Tuesday she was my type cute spinner.
But that's where it ends first she gives me the address of.
8400 Old Courthouse Rd, Vienna, VA 22182 (Marriott residence inn).
I get there text her I'm there here's her response.
I'm here about to walk in Me.
Where? Her.
I'm by the elevators? Me.
I'm not at the marriott Her.
WTF is this about I'm thinking I waist time, gas to go see this.
Little hoe and she's playing games.
I wait a few minutes I asked her what's the deal why the games??
I even called her 3 times and she didn't answer.
I went mcdonanlds up the street and waited on her response.
She asks what kinda car I'm driving at this point I'm ready too blow.
This scene and tell her to F off. She said now she's at the extended stay up.
The street along with an attude to why I'm questioning her about it.
Fellas don't waist your time theres alot of other girls out there.
Its amazing how many of these girls play games this is why I.
Have no respect for them just use them like they try and use you.
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Best F at at k of my life; details to follow
Had one of the best f**ks of my life today. $60 for a QV with what you might think would be a hoodrat, but she was not at all. In fact once we got down to business, she had a confidence about her that really made a difference. Wasn't a victim or a robot, she was taking care of business.
Because it was a QV she said "alright let's get it over" which sets the wrong tone, but the quality of service made up for it. She did take one phone call as the same number kept ringing. Finally she picked it up "whrm? Wry yhm coll meh?" She literally had my dick in her mouth as she is interrogating this person as to why they kept calling her.
Her head game was solid (or so began the Penthouse Forum letter written by the high school freshman) but the magic really started when she flipped over and I hit it doggie, and it was pure ecstasy. Tight but soft, wet but gripping. Damn it was good. She really got into it, theatrics but well done. Yet the pussy was so good. Honestly the best P4 P that I have ever had. Her bedside manner was not GFE, but the pussy was the best of any girlfriend I have had (and honestly I've had some good ones).
She is in NoVA for a couple more weeks. But I do want to hit her again and don't want to blow it, so you know the routine: seniors hit me up if interested. If not, no problem. This one I am going to be vague about. I have never hit the same wh*re twice but I have to see her again.