Forgot to acknowledge S_M post
My apology to SausageMeet for leaving his most excellent post off my acknowledgements! _ Sincerely, A K.
[QUOTE=SausageMeet;2225223]Every girl would like to think she is worth $500. Most simply aren't. A half-way-decent girl can ask $200+/hr and will get it. Most girls aren't worth one hundred and fifty of my hard-earned shekels. For me, it is a whole bunch of things. In addition to the obvious attractions of youth/attractiveness/beauty there are a few other factors:
The ad: Honest advertising (no fake pix) and the relevant details (name/age/location/rates/vital stats) make for a wonderful advert. When I see one I will let you know. And please lay off the weird characters? They make my eyes bleed.
Text/phone etiquette: if she texts like a skank, she probably is. Good phone presentation is important. A cheerful, sexy voice is rare and adds value. Answering the phone sounding stoned or with a dude/kids/TV noise in the background subtracts.
Location: If you're at a skanky place I will not see you. If the pix are obviously fake or old I will leave. If the place stinks of cigarettes I will not see you again.
First impressions: Greet me like a long-lost lover and you'll see me again. Makeup, nails and hair are make a huge difference. So does appropriate attire. Lingerie is fantastic. Fresh-out-of-the-shower-wearing-just-a-towel is great. Nightwear is good. Underwear is okay. Grungy street clothes is. Well. Not.
Environment: Candlelight, nice music (also known as "turn off the damn TV! Turn off or mute your phone. Remember that you are selling an entertainment experience. And for God's sake buy a box of Kleenex..!
Service: Every "No", loses you a point. Every "Yes" gains you a point. Every "Whatever you want, baby" saves an acre of the Brazilian rainforest from the evil ninja loggers. Any questions?
Goodbye: The two most important moments of any assignation are "Hello" and "Goodbye". He is the center of your universe until he walks away (also known as: "can't you stay off the damn phone for two more fucking minutes?")
The good news: it doesn't take much to win at this game.
The bad news: Most girls can't be bothered.
(Special thanks to whomever came up with the idea of replacing the ellipsids with periods and then capitalizing the next letter. Classy.)[/QUOTE]
I've found the opposite, kind of
[QUOTE=SausageMeet;2227389]That was my very first point. And it is why so many girls use fake pix in the first place. But looks alone aren't everything. In fact, I have found that as a general rule, the better looking a girl is, the worse the service will be.
Naturally there are exceptions -- Kelli is still my ATF -- but in general, show me a "10" and I will show you a crappy BR for FS money followed by "Oh no, I don't do *that*.
My theory is that that FakesBook likes and social media have conspired to push their self-image and expectations into the stratosphere. As a result, eights and nines think they are tens, sixes and sevens think they are nines, and ugly fat chicks think they are sevens.
The hardest thing to convince these delusional creatures is that they are worth what someone is willing to pay, and not a penny more.[/QUOTE]I've found that there is just a complete lack of top notch service regardless whether it be effort or just menu (seriously what's with the CBJ's). That's why I basically see only Kelli. Yes its 300 but worth way more when combine service with her being a 15. In the past I'd spend $150 on maybe a girl that was an 7- 8 but end up wishing I just spent the extra $150.
Shelbyville the Town (not the road)
I've worked in Shelbyville for almost 20 years and except for some scary streetwalkers I haven't been able to find any hobbying here. Does anyone here know of something I may have missed in this town?
JDirt and his other site.
I checked out his other site when he advertised in another forum. From my standpoint, it wasn't worth it. Nothing you can't get here with fewer hoops.
One thing that never happens
[QUOTE=MillitaryMan69;2229048]Even a fairly negative guy like me thinks and knows there is some quality tail out there besides Kelli and Lindsey in this area. I noticed some just take a few repeats before they really warm up to you. I would also say don't be afraid to travel outside of Louisville every once in a while. Also grow some balls and take some risks on a newbie or two if things are getting boring or stale.[/QUOTE]Is it getting stale. Got 2 nice weekends out of the next 3 planned.
To: NOCTURNE (et al); re: 2004 - 2007.
If I recall there were sometimes more than just couple ads on CraigsList (& BackPages was in existence but not much used in Louisville) but it didn't matter; because there was an entire section of "[U]Adult Services[/U]" ad's in the "[U]Classified Ad's[/U]" section of every issue of the [B]free "[U]Louisville Entertainment Observer[/U]"[/B] weekly newspaper; I know I had lots of good "body rub's" + several good "dates" from the ad's in the "[B][U]L E O[/U][/B] during those years! I'm guessing that the publishers of that newspaper, which is still published if I'm not mistaken, got scared of the threat from the Attorney General to go after any publication that published ad's for suspected prostitution & quit publishing those ads + deleted that entire section of their Classified Ad's! _ sincerely: A K.