My unpleasant visit with Ms. Mya
I wanted to share my experience with Ms. Mya this evening.
I always do homework before seeing anyone. Tonight I was lurking and happened upon this ad:
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spanish-flyy-awaits-you-one-day-only-100-special-25/8229897[/url]
I did a little homework and found a very good review on T E R. Her I'd is 168817. I was confident I had made a good choice and set an appointment.
When I arrived, she invited me in her low budget motel (no problem there) and she just lay there watching TV. I started rubbing her legs in hopes of getting her attention. After a few minutes she gets up and takes her clohes off. I join in thinking. Well we are going the right direction.
I love to give attention as much as I like getting it, so I ask if I could nibble around on her and kiss on her. She says. NO. Now that is a mood killer for me. I'm not there to just stick it in and get it over. I enjoy the entire experience. So she has me lay back on the bed. She sits next to me and starts jerking on my manhood. Shile watching TV. The volume is loud enough to distract anyone. So. I'm thinking I'm going to have a nice experience with this awesome girl who is supposed to be going the extra mile. And she is watching TV while jerking on me. Then she has the nerve to say. "hmmm, this isn't responding like it normally does"
Next she tries to do a little oral action. She tells me she has to go get a cup of water because the lube on the hat makes her want to gag. So. Yes. She goes and gets a drink, then proceeds to give me a lame attempt at lollipop action. But she is gaging all the while. I am not getting aroused.
So she wants to get at it. I say I will be on top. Before we can start, she goes to the side of the bed and starts texting. When she finally gets done texting, she lays down and graps my member. Thoughout the remainint time she holds on to the hat. Let me tell you. That is just plain distracting, uncomfotable, and I feel unprofesional.
When we get done she gets her clothes on before me and walks out. As she leaves she asks if I'd make sure the door is locked when I leave.
The entire experience was mechanical, perfunctory, lame, and most of all disappointing. I actually felt bad that I had made such a poor choice. She was running an advertised special of $ but it was a waste. I'm not going back.
My unpleasant visit with Ms. Mya
I always do my homework before visiting any of the ladies. Last night I saw someone new on BP named Ms. Mya and she goes by Spanish Flyy.
[url]http://stlouis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/spanish-flyy-awaits-you-one-day-only-100-special-25/8229897[/url]
I checked her out and it seems she goes by 2 numbers. One of them lead me to her T E R site I D 168817. The review seemed very good so I made an appointment.
Now to be fair. I have to tell you I was about 15 minutes late due to circumstances beyond my control.
When I arrived at her room, she just laid there watching TV. I started rubbing her legs and she finally turned her attention to me. We undressed and I asked if I could give her some attention. I happen to enjoy giving attention as much as I enjoy getting it. She told me she doesn't want me to. No exploring, no nibbling, no kissing. This is a TOTAL MOOD KILLER for me. So now I'm thinking. How is she going to make up for that with her awesome performance. I'm still hopeful.
Next she sits on the edge of the bed watching TV while jerking on my member. Again, a total mood killer. Nothing happens. Sorry. But my body doesn't work that way. I need attention. Now she says."Hmmm. That isn't responding as it usually does. ' By now I am feeling totally disappointed.
Now she gets up and gets a glass of water. I'm wondering why. She puts a hat on my yet to be aroused member and says 'those things always make me puke. ' She takes a drink and tries a little lollipop action between gagging and almost puking. Apparently her reaction to the taste of the lubricant.
Now she flips and asks if I want on top. By this time I'm just wanting it to be over. I finally get up enough to finish the deed. I get cleaned up and start to get dressed.
As I'm getting dressed she puts her clothes on and walks out. Tells me to lock the door when I leave. Total damage $. I should have known by the price but based on the previous another site review I had high hopes.
Gentlemen. I was totally disappointed. I felt like I wasted my gas, my time, and my money. It was mechanical, perfunctory, and simply a waste. She is attractive enough, but the performance was aweful.
I'm not going back. Ever. And I don't recommend.
No need to go down this path
JamesJ. Yes that is accurate I had 5 posts most of them attempting to be helpful.
You got me curious and just scanning YOUR own posting activity it seems that a high percentage are either Bitching at "new" posters or giving the run down on the latest SW scene.
Since none of the other "seasoned" members did much in trying to assist the true self professed "newbie" I thought I might give him some DAMN GOOD words of advice.
So James my man instead of BITCHING at me for attempting to help how about spending your valuable time informing this gentlemen on an a bit more intelligent approach to the hobby because IMO the "see the ho, pay the ho, Fuck the Ho" just isn't overly thoughtfu and an is approach that candidly may often lead to sub par service.
[QUOTE=Jamesj; 1441247]Curioustoo.
5 total post, not a single report of actual "action" AND your giving advice?
Here is some "seasoned" advice.
Go out, find a HO, Fuck the HO, then report here on the HO!
Be safe & happy hunting,
JAMESJ[/QUOTE]Finally just because I don't post here very often doesn't mean what I say does not have merit Quantity and Quality are not the same thing.
Last words of Wisdom for the Jet921. BP is always going to be a crap shoot. You can find decent ladies there BUT a fair proportion are fake, misleading, etc. As soon as you get established (or even before) consider joining say P411 or Datecheck (I am NOT familiar with Date check personally) it makes the screening process a breeze sets up for a safer environment for both provider and hobbyist. It also opens an additional group of lady's (albeit almost always more expensive) that might fit your tastes.
If you think you just want 15 min quickies or car jobs that is absolutely fine. Your choice your business your money. If you are more interested in say GFE then you will need to be a bit more selective in your approach.
Stay Safe.
