Re: It's all about tits and ass
[QUOTE=CookyJar]Three guys looked at the same pictures. One saw a tampon, one saw some hair and I saw a pair of big knockers with some huge nipples – go figure.
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TexasMonger is a regular poster and he’s okay in my book. He was just making a pertinent observation about the tampon. Likewise, his statement, “She is not my cup of tea,…” is a appropriate response for this situation. He isn’t putting the girl down or faulting anyone’s choice.
SpeedRacer was trying to be humorous. But, that weedwhacker joke stopped being funny two decades ago. Every time I post a girl with hair, out comes the weedwhacker jokes.
I have been posting pictures since 2005. Some of the girls were real ugly – IMHO, some were cute or exotic – IMHO, and a few were real beauties – IMHO. Most of the girls posted by me were pretty average – IMHO. In every case, every single case (I’ve said this before) none of the girls belong to me. They are not mine. They’re not my girlfriends, wives or companions. They are girls from the avenue. I don’t supply them with beauty aids, kotex pads, razors or weedwhackers. I just take the pictures. I’m the messenger. ;)
CookyJar
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Caution!! Right handed vs Left handed
[QUOTE=CookyJar]You've lost me!!! Why do you need to see my face????????? I thought you were into hands.
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[quote=CookyJar]Please do not feel that it is necessary for you to post a picture of your hand. I am sure that it is hairless and lovely. YMMV
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[b]HAND?!?!? [/b] Check out the [b]SR29[/b] body shot. :(
[blue][b]Disclaimer:[/b][/blue]
[blue]OK, it has come to my attention that some of our impressionable younger/older minds viewing our deviant threads on USASexGuide may be thinking "wow, that sounds like a sh!t load of fun, whaddaya say I Wack-off and give it a go!"
Look everyone, this website is chalk FULL of professional mongers. We are in NO way advocating the use of hands for personal "entertainment". USASexGuide is NOT responsible for someone who sees the insinuated blatant disregard for personal safety and decides to attempt to perform an act of deviancy to "launch" their career on this site. [b](SR29)[/b]
I do NOT purposely imply or encourage said "activities". In other words what you do has NOTHING to do with the wishes of the forum. You're on your own. If you want to send in a picture GREAT, otherwise maybe you'd be better off trolling the board! If you wanna slam your pole, or disfigure your body it's NOT our fault...GOT IT????
Now let us be. You're a big boy, if you can't handle it DON'T DO IT!!! But under NO circumstances blame us if you wind up in an E.R. We'll act as if we've never knew a damn thing....case closed.[/blue]
As always: [b]X[/b] out
[b]Via DC[/b]
[quote=Tha X Facta]Do not try this at home! No steroids or mood enhancing drugs were used! You didn't see me take the picture and can't prove a thing! Blah Blah Blah![/quote]
[b][red]Warning: Much of the action depicted in the picture below is potentially dangerous. The person in this picture is an experienced professional. Do not attempt to duplicate anything that is beyond your own capabilities. Always wear the appropriate safety gear.[/b][/red] :eek:
Re: Not to pile on but...
[QUOTE=Mythbuster]1) Its an opinion we all have them. No need to justify anything, if you are cool with it yourself.
2) We wouldn't all talk about pictures if we didn't like look at them but do not fool yourself. The SW pictures particularly from k ave help the guys on this board, not the girls. You might think that they get more business from good reviews and pictures and you might be right but that's short sighted and life on the ave can be short.
Asking a drug addicted girl if you can post a picture of her with a dick in her mouth for an extra bill is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Enjoy what you do but don't think you are doing any of these girls any longtime favors. This forum helps to keep mongers free from incarceration, being ripped off or worse.[/QUOTE]
1) I do what I do because I like doing it. If it helps someone else; that’s nice. If I didn’t enjoy doing it, I wouldn’t do it. I could stop today or tomorrow (I think) if I wanted to. I don’t want to.
2) What 2)? There isn’t a 2). Just a 1). It’s all about me. All else is gravy.
CookyJar
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Kate - A cute, cute, cutie
I am one who believes that it is the monger who makes the date. We are the ones in charge. We set the tone. It was very cold that day. The room was freezing, yet we were able to have a few laughs. Under better circumstances, I know we would have had a blast. As it were, we did enjoy each others company.
I cannot wait to get Kate and Alexis together in the same [b]Hotel[/b] room.
Kate's little girl next door body and Alexus's luscious fully stacked body, Darn it what a combo. I cannot wait.
CookyJar
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Helpful criticism: Don't taze me bro
[QUOTE=CookyJar]
I cannot wait to get Kate and Alexis together in the same [b]Hotel[/b] room.
Kate's little girl next door body and Alexus's luscious fully stacked body, Darn it what a combo. I cannot wait.
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[quote=TheyCallMeHawk]I was real close to picking Alexus very pretty face but the pic below of her ass kinda ruined it for me.[/quote]
Cookie, I'm with the Hawk on this one.
[b][i][u]You gotta give that ass some justice![/b][/i][/u]
[b]Don't get me wrong, we all admire the hell out of your work![/b]
Can you just do us a favor? Just us.......Thanks :)
[b]X[/b] :Dut
[b]Via DC[/b]
P.S.Lookin forward to your menois a trois pics!
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Re: Helpful criticism: Don't taze me bro
[QUOTE=Tha X Facta]Cookie, I'm with the Hawk on this one.
[b][i][u]You gotta give that ass some justice![/b][/i][/u]
[b]Don't get me wrong, we all admire the hell out of your work![/b]
Can you just do us a favor? Just us.......Thanks :)
[b]X[/b] :Dut
[b]Via DC[/b]
P.S.Lookin forward to your menois a trois pics![/QUOTE]
Helpful criticism is always welcomed. No tazing will be necessary ;)
Hmmmmm! Let me think about this for a moment.
Nope! I aint’t gonna do it. I tain’t kickin either of ‘em out of my bed (Unless they want to fuck on the floor).
:) (Thanks Glenn, lol)
Alexus has a nice little apple bottom, IMHO. And, Kate’s may be small but she’s still a peach. If you desire large behinds, you may be shopping in the wrong neighborhood. LOL
CookyJar