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That trumps my ripoff experience!! I wonder what big chicken dinner man woulda done? He woulda just vaporized them with fireballs from his eyes! And bolts of lightning from his ass!! Glad ya got out of there intact!! Scary shit!! LC.

[QUOTE=Jsmw1980;2491591]After many years in the hobby, today was the epic of bad experiences. I've been ripped off before but only by not providing the services agreed upon.

Today I needed some release. I couldn't get my ATF so I was trolling craigslist. I had a girl respond. After going back and forth she sends me this pic. I'm like, I know this isn't really you. TGTBT, right? But as I began to think with my "head" I thought what the hell. A mouth is a mout and that's all I need. The girl gave me digits. We talked as I drove there. Good sounding voice. No slurring and hacking etc. I go to the Hampton by Kentucky Kingdom. Get to the door and she opens. The room is dark but I could tell it wasn't the girl in the pic. I was inside by the time I realized this girl was a dude. The hair, facial makeup and bolt-ons looked legit. I usually ask girls to open the door nude and for the most part they do. "She" did to but there was a dick hanging down. I was like "hell no!" At that time another dude came out of the bathroom and says I'm not leaving till the donation is handed over. After a little shoving and such I gave it over and got out of there.

So my point is, be careful. No matter how long you've been in the hobby and however many experiences you've had, getting too comfortable and letting your guard down will bring trouble. Here's digits 742-2432 beginning with 567.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TexTrainer;2491578]While I wait patiently for Sarah Jane to one day give me a reply this was second time to see Randi in about a week. Couldn't post the link using my cell phone, but I hear she has been around and reviewed several times. I did another hour for. 85, she looks like photos. She has a nice petit tight body with perfect breast. Feeling them rubbing down your back is awesome. She does just enough to teasing while on stomach to have you prepared to blow on the flip. Once on back she has a great teasing technique that will get the Soldier to stand at attention and then some. Her single and double hand stroke will have you on the edge until she has you exploding. Recommend to at least try once and then decide for yourself. I give her two thumbs up!![/QUOTE]I didn't intend to see Randi again after my first visit, due to her no-touching policy, but have repeated several times over the years. And I leave fully satisfied every time. Ashley at BS is my go-to, but she's always running late, as are so many other providers. Whenever I'm looking for a BR but don't have time to spare, Randi is always a good option. She seems very efficient, and waiting on her has never been an issue. And since I always know exactly what I'm getting, I just relax and go with it. The release seems more intense every time. She might not be for everyone, but she does fills a certain niche, and fills it very well.

Any info on these two. Are they real.

So, I've waited quite a while for this, because I'm sentimental and like special things, so 500th post I wanted to be unique. And I think I found that. The things that I think of starting with that letter that has to do with the hobby, first thing that comes to mind associated with the hobby is the first on the list, everything else is honorable mentions for that letter. If someone is the first name listed (and a girl), I got everything I ever wanted from them, if it's after the first, well, it might have gone amazingly, or it could have gone better. Who knows. Also, if something is the first, just assume they would have a 5 star review if I never reviewed previously. Without further ado, I present to you. My ABC's of this hobby after 7 years.

A: Alana (Ok, I didn't create the alphabet, it's not my fault that A is the first letter of the alphabet, I didn't want to start with her, but she is definitely the "A" winner). Alexa, Alley, Allie, Angel, Addie, Anna, Amy, Alecia, Avery. A is kinda loaded. I could probably go on longer.

Be: Berkeley, Backpage, BJ, Brandy, Brianna, Brook, Bowman Field, Bella, Bailey.

See: Cloud Strife (duh) Chloe (would have been #1 if I wasn't arrogant), Chelsey, Carla, Corrie (get well soon) Crashdog (he definitely comes to mind before other see's), CBE, Cincinnati.

The: DFK, Double the's, Desire.

E: Erica, Emily, Elite Touch.

F: Final Fantasy VII (I'm literally named after the game, it's the F winner) 1501, Fern Valley Rd, Filly.

G: Greek, Ginger, Galina, Gabrielle.

H: HJ, Harmony, Hailey, Haley, Harley, Holly (been alot) Hott Rocks.

I: Isis, Irish, Ivan, Ivy, Ice.

J: Julie, Jenny, Jazz, Jennavecua.

K: Katie, Kelli, Kandi, Krista, Katana, Kitrina, Katrina, Kate, Kristen, Karma.

L: Lily, Lilly (also been alot) Lynn, Lowe, Lindsay, Lindsey, Lindsee.

M: Mallory, Mia, Molly, Military Man, Meaghan, Michelle.

And: Natti, Neveah, Nicky, Nashville.

O: Olivia (a ridiculous number, both as their real name and fake name, I think there is probably at least 10 of them), O-Face, Onyx.

P: Phoenix, Pheonix (cause people don't know how to spell) Paris, Penrose.

Q: Quicky (there really is nothing else).

Are: Remmy, Rachel, Randi, Rae.

S: SOLDIER, Summer, Stairway to Heaven, Sapphire, Saphire (again, spelling and them not being very proficient at it) Stadium, Super 8, Sophie.

T: Tina, tits, Twister, Terri, twins, Taylor.

You: USA Sex Guide (how can it not be?

V: Victoria, Vanessa, Veronica, VS, Vicky.

W: Whitney, Wynter, Wisdom.

X: Xena (thank god for strippers, otherwise X was blank).

Why: YMMV, year plus retirement (cause it's a big deal when it ever goes that long).

Z: Zoey, Zelda (your job to determine if I more meant the game or the stripper), Zomby.

Any questions on any of the girls or anything else, PM me. I'll have some new reviews in the next couple days after I get off work.

Damn, 7 letters turned to words. Horrible format system on here. Oh well.

Vanessa.

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I can't think of anyone who ever left, who came back this much better. She was always a fun time, but she came back and her body is just like perfect now. Any of the lingering stomach or baby fat etc is all gone, and she's much more fit. It's a good thing she is more fit, because I really wanted to put her through the paces when I saw her. Her ME is just as good as ever, but my has she improved on the pregame warmup part. $. 50 for non clocked fun for quite a while, I think she might drain my wallet alot now, as long as she keeps being excellent at the other draining. YMMV, and lord knows I wouldn't blame anyone who does stay away given past things, but it was a really awesome time all around this go around.

[QUOTE=LotharioCancer;2492075]That trumps my ripoff experience!! I wonder what big chicken dinner man woulda done? He woulda just vaporized them with fireballs from his eyes! And bolts of lightning from his ass!! Glad ya got out of there intact!! Scary shit!! LC.[/QUOTE]Though I have never been ripped off. (I think with the big head). No way would I have given up donation to a couple of girly men. I would have went down with the biggest fight of the century. Got to play it safe out there. Start thinking with the right head mongers.

[QUOTE=LotharioCancer;2492075]That trumps my ripoff experience!! I wonder what big chicken dinner man woulda done? He woulda just vaporized them with fireballs from his eyes! And bolts of lightning from his ass!! Glad ya got out of there intact!! Scary shit!! LC.[/QUOTE]I thought that was pretty funny. I'm pretty sure I would have avoided the fake pic. So no need to fight my way out. I will have to work on that fireball eye thing that sounds pretty cool.

[QUOTE=MillitaryMan69;2492190]I will have to work on that fireball eye thing: that sounds pretty cool.[/QUOTE]Guess this means you've got that bolts-of-lightning-from-your-ass thing mastered already?

Golly, & I didn't even use any HTML-code, or even any quotation-marks, in my post!

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Thanks.

Duff.

[QUOTE=SoilderBoy;2492162]Any info on these two. Are they real.[/QUOTE]Yep. Real. Though in my experience everything was covered. They might play together, but it's not really my thing usually so I didn't test them on that.

They may or may not be at a sketchy incall.

Shayla's been mentioned a few times over the last month specifically.

[QUOTE=Inddude;2492186]Though I have never been ripped off. (I think with the big head). No way would I have given up donation to a couple of girly men. I would have went down with the biggest fight of the century. Got to play it safe out there. Start thinking with the right head mongers.[/QUOTE]Have you ever taken on more than one person in a place you have never been? It is not easy to take on more than one and if you never had a new surrounding is not the best place. I think he did the best thing, just leave. But those are my thoughts.

[QUOTE=CloudStrife;2492168]So, I've waited quite a while for this, because I'm sentimental and like special things, so 500th post I wanted to be unique. <snip the alphabet game>[/QUOTE]Hey, it's CloudStrife. Long time no see. What have you been up to?

[QUOTE=Penrose;2493104]Have you ever taken on more than one person in a place you have never been? It is not easy to take on more than one and if you never had a new surrounding is not the best place. I think he did the best thing, just leave. But those are my thoughts.[/QUOTE]Those are correct thoughts. I have taken on more than 1 person. Got my ass kicked.

[QUOTE=AUniqueName;2493188]Hey, it's CloudStrife. Long time no see. What have you been up to?[/QUOTE]Working, not doing near as much hobby stuff, but seen a few of my regulars frequently, and did see quite a number of new girls.

On the note of new girls.

Lilly.

She's really really hot.

Young damn fine college girl. Nice and enjoyable time. Not seeing new clients currently, so if you missed her temporarily, you really missed out. Tall, hot rail thin little thing.

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In my dreams I tried to get with Kristen couple of weeks back. Easy to contact, details are discussed and I was given the time, address etc, went there waited 10 mnts before the appointment time, texted her that I am outside (I don't want bump into any fellow mongers), no response. Sent another text again after 10 mnts no response. Waited there for next 40 minutes and sent at least another 5-6 messages, then I got out of my dream and drove back!

Never again!

Interesting thing is, not even a single 'sorry' after all these! If they think their time is precious, is that not the case for our time? If this continues they might have to give "free bodyrubs" every week. LOL.