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[QUOTE=Howard5354;1543247]Dude, you did not mention that you ate this pussy and licked her ass. You get this hot woman going and she will cock that ass up like a sky scrapper. So next time if all she wants to do is lay on her back, then dive down in that pussy, cup that ass and eat that pussy, suck her clit, and smack that ass. If you eat her good, you will taste the salty flavor of her pussy juices. Lick and nibble on her pussy lips, if adventurous and she is clean, lick her sweet ass. She will cum like a fountain, then she is all yours. Sometimes you have to get the girl going to get some really good loving.[/QUOTE]Good speech Coach.

I finally was able to get together with the infamous Allie. She is posting in the body rubs section, and requesting $.25 for 1/2 an hour. The review are dead on, she was absolutely the best on top that I've ever had. Amazing BJ skills but the way she can ride is absoultely amazing. She knows that she is the best, and I love that about her. Everything was covered, which is a good thing in consideration of the needle marks. Great looking girl, beautiful eyes. Worth every cent. If she was drug free. She would be girlfriend material.

[QUOTE=Azuma;1543346]I here ya but the only girl I am DATY with is my regular provider who is an awesome fuck / PSE but even the idea of that sometime is not so appealing knowing that pussy is getting worked by who knows maybe 5-10 dudes / day (est). Its kinda like licking a public urinal, self cleaning that see many cocks.[/QUOTE]LOL, this is the reason I am the first fireman down the pole. I make my appointments at either 8 or 9AM on Mondays or Weds, so the pussy is tight and fresh. By the time you late sleeping dudes show up I have loosened that pussy up and I am in the wind. I have a 9AM on Sat so the pussy will be fresh and tight. So next time make an 8AM and the pussy will be fresh.

Fukin upsetting. Kept delaying. And then end said come for incalls. Total dmg requested 2. 0. Which is high But hell always room for more Oaks.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1543755]LOL, this is the reason I am the first fireman down the pole. I make my appointments at either 8 or 9AM on Mondays or Weds, so the pussy is tight and fresh. By the time you late sleeping dudes show up I have loosened that pussy up and I am in the wind. I have a 9AM on Sat so the pussy will be fresh and tight. So next time make an 8AM and the pussy will be fresh.[/QUOTE]Ever thought that at 8AM you may very well be the LAST fireman down the pole? I bet more than one Backpage lady is probably just heading to bed after a night of "service" around that time.

[QUOTE=MkePalace;1543974]Ever thought that at 8AM you may very well be the LAST fireman down the pole? I bet more than one Backpage lady is probably just heading to bed after a night of "service" around that time.[/QUOTE]Great point. I doubt that her phone stops ringing at 10pm. Probably the opposite as the alcohol is starting to kick in and the guys are ready for action. Maybe that's what you're tasting Howard.

[QUOTE=ScooterAllCity;1544014]Great point. I doubt that her phone stops ringing at 10pm. Probably the opposite as the alcohol is starting to kick in and the guys are ready for action. Maybe that's what you're tasting Howard.[/QUOTE]Two things:

Ever heard of a shower and bath?

You assume that the phones are ringing off the hooks for these ladies. I have been with girls, provider friends, and the phone hardly rings. They are lucky if they get three legitimate calls a day. You hit them on Monday. Wednesday early and there is a good chance that you are traveling alone. Monday is a real good day to schedule cause Sunday is just a real slow day for providers, so Monday they are ready but its also a slow day.

[QUOTE=MkePalace;1543974]Ever thought that at 8AM you may very well be the LAST fireman down the pole? I bet more than one Backpage lady is probably just heading to bed after a night of "service" around that time.[/QUOTE]I think you are thinking of the Street Walkers, the BP girls hardley ever awnser after.

Tough one here. I saw a provider once in the morning at 8:00 am and she said she just woke up, and neded a shower. She left me in her room alone with purse open cash all over the place in the purse and other stuff all over. Small garbage can full of Condom wrappers, then I saw the Holy Grail, a date timer, just like mine, only packed with stuff. Read a few dates. It sems she really starts at about 10-11 pm the night before and is busy till 9 or 10 in the morning. She didn't just wake up, she has been on her back all night long and needed to get her second wind. She had 5 guys that night and I was number 6. Two she will not see again. Both were black. One that tipped her. 3 and one that couldn't get it off. She wrote down their hygiene, and other info. Wow, I could have read this all day.week long. The girl is on Backpage and is known for huge fake tits and is from the middle east. YOU ALL KNOW WHO THIS IS. (S).

To get to the point. I don't think you were the first that morning. There is never a first you are always after some one else.

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1543755]LOL, this is the reason I am the first fireman down the pole. I make my appointments at either 8 or 9AM on Mondays or Weds, so the pussy is tight and fresh. By the time you late sleeping dudes show up I have loosened that pussy up and I am in the wind. I have a 9AM on Sat so the pussy will be fresh and tight. So next time make an 8AM and the pussy will be fresh.[/QUOTE]

I often look for dates around noon and I have a hard time finding many BP girls awake at that time. Even the ones who advertise day time specials often don't answer or sound really groggy if they do answer.

There are a few things in life I don't like to think about. I don't watch those dirty dining reports on the news because I don't want to think about what's going on in the kitchen of most restaurants. I just smell my food before I start eating to make sure it smells fresh. And that's just what I do with pussy too. If it smells okay I try not to think about where it's been or who's been doing what to it.

[QUOTE=Lonelyguy128; 1544274]I often look for dates around noon and I have a hard time finding many BP girls awake at that time. Even the ones who advertise day time specials often don't answer or sound really groggy if they do answer.

There are a few things in life I don't like to think about. I don't watch those dirty dining reports on the news because I don't want to think about what's going on in the kitchen of most restaurants. I just smell my food before I start eating to make sure it smells fresh. And that's just what I do with pussy too. If it smells okay I try not to think about where it's been or who's been doing what to it.[/QUOTE]One provider told me if it smells like fish its a dish, if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

I have had providers at 6am up until 2am. Of course if you get a high volume girl from backpage, she's never going to be totally clean. There place is always going to be a mess. They are groggy all day long anyway. Damn, ever read a report about what a great housekeeper the provider was? Sure the Thai gal was top notch, she moved on to become a maid at a hotel. If you want clean, stick with low volume armatures. One thing I like about AMPs is that they require a shower and inspection along with condoms for everything. They always smell like fresh rain and flowers in the garden. I used to have one come over at 6am to 7am, she'd shower and dress at my place and then head out to work at a real job. A lot of the mom's. 9:30 am or so is good because they need to get kids off to school. But all those H addicts, its never a good time is it?

[QUOTE=DarkRaijin;1543942]Fukin upsetting. Kept delaying. And then end said come for incalls. Total dmg requested 2. 0. Which is high But hell always room for more Oaks.[/QUOTE]I don't know what this post means. Did you ever actually meet up with her and pay her the 2. 0? If so what did you get for it? Always room for more Oaks? What does that mean?

[QUOTE=Howard5354;1543755]LOL, this is the reason I am the first fireman down the pole. I make my appointments at either 8 or 9AM on Mondays or Weds, so the pussy is tight and fresh. By the time you late sleeping dudes show up I have loosened that pussy up and I am in the wind. I have a 9AM on Sat so the pussy will be fresh and tight. So next time make an 8AM and the pussy will be fresh.[/QUOTE]My main provider gets up like some time after 1-3PM and I don't think she is a high volume girl as she don't don't advertise on BP in Milwaukee. She used to be a stripped her locally but when she needs money she heads to Chicago for a week, makes her money and then chills out mostly here on weekends. At least I am pretty confident I am the first one "IN" for the day based on her schedule and the fact that her rates are very reasonable for me and we spend 2hrs together. I just hope I don't get too attached to her.

I am the first out the chute.

I set up an appointment to see Tiffany on the N side (Silver Spring) & expected the usual 2 or 3 call system. Instead she wanted me to drive along her street & tell her what I was driving so she could see me & my van before I saw her. My M. O. when going to a gal's place that I don't know is always to park at least a block away & walk & to have 2 sets of keys in the same pocket, so if I get robbed I'd give the worthless keys. Yes, I'm paranoid, but this system has served me well so far. When I called her from a block away she refused to give me her house number unless I told her my vehicle details & parked where she said. No dice. I call the shots. So I cruised the streets & picked up Cassandra.

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Any of you fellas seen this one?

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