Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;4022186]Has anyone visited this young lady?

As a senior, she is appealing to me.[/QUOTE]I have not seen her, most reviews have not been good.

Anyone have any info about AMP in Hazel Green?

[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;4022211]Anyone have any info about AMP in Hazel Green?[/QUOTE]I've been there 3 times since it opened a month ago simply because I can make it during my lunch hour working in TN. So far, a good massage and plenty of teasing but no HE or other activities. Maybe more was available on the menu, but I'm not demanding enough to find out. YMMV. If someone has better luck, I certainly look forward to hearing about it.

[QUOTE=CountryBoi3575;4021177]Anyone know if Kelly B is stil active?[/QUOTE]I have visited her several times. Last time about a week ago. She is attractive and pleasant and a HE is available for extra $. The massage is ok (the AMPs are better). However, I always get shortchanged on time and getting tired of it.

She gives a mediocre body rub with HE available for extra cash. She also has a really hot body that only comes out during HE. She has a great MILF look. I wish more was available. The HE was good but she never finished me. It takes me a while to finish. She gave up and said she "couldn't do it anymore". I tried to finish myself but it didn't happen. I asked her for a refund of the HE upgrade price since she couldn't finish me. She refused. To me it was worse than getting stood up at an AMP because she did everything but finish me. YMMV but I'm not planning on repeating.

[QUOTE=ButtUglyGuy;4022788]I have visited her several times. Last time about a week ago. She is attractive and pleasant and a HE is available for extra $. The massage is ok (the AMPs are better). However, I always get shortchanged on time and getting tired of it.[/QUOTE]

The HE was good but she never finished me. It takes me a while to finish. She gave up and said she "couldn't do it anymore". I tried to finish myself but it didn't happen. I asked her for a refund of the HE upgrade price since she couldn't finish me. She refused. To me it was worse than getting stood up at an AMP because she did everything but finish me. YMMV but I'm not planning on repeating.

Sorry but in this case I believe she's correct; she made the effort. YOU failed. It happens.

[QUOTE=JohnDonne;4021796]I've been to HSV several times in the past month or two on business. Have gone to Mei 4 times. Seen a different person each time: Amy, Melissa, May, Joyce were the last 3. I think the first was Amy. All but Melissa were happy visits. Best massage: dunno, none were great, none were horrible. Joyce was probably worst, but there was more tease with her. None are very easy on the eyes. Amy was best, I guess, but she could lose some LBs, and isn't there anymore, I don't think.

I'll return when I'm back in town.[/QUOTE]Spot on assessment. Stopped in today after not having been there in a couple months. Drew Joyce, not a first rate massage, but have had worse around town. LOL. As you stated lots of tease and left happy. Would repeat with her.

B. R.

Just returned to the Valley after nearly six months out of the Country. Same AMPs plying their typical variations on a good or bad body rub. Miss some of the gals who have all pretty much moved on but now I get to meet all the new (new to me) girls. Happy to see Mei still open. It was closed when I left town but on my first visit it didn't disappoint. True, the quality of the massage could be better but the tease and endings are just as good as before. Drew Joyce on my first visit and left pleased. Still needing work out some knots from nearly 30 hrs of air travel, I next checked out Madison M & F. Again, all but the guy were new to me and while I didn't leave 'happy' I did get a good massage and a fairly thorough rub. Judging from some of the posts I'll continue to visit. If for no other reason than to get a good massage with minimal draping and hands that are not too 'shy'. This area is still dry and those few AMPs that do provide a few extras expect premium tips for minimal service. Don't expect this to change anytime soon.

Massage: 3/5.

Smell: 1/5.

Happy:5/5.

Damage was $30 but atleast left happy.

[QUOTE=WagWan;4027603]Massage: 3/5.

Smell: 1/5.

Happy:5/5.

Damage was $30 but atleast left happy.[/QUOTE]Where is this? I used to go to Madison years ago. Thank you for posting.

Before anyone asks, there is a sign on the buildings near the skating center on South Parkway advertising massages. The nail salon next to it just expanded and has family members doing massages according to my significant other who has been going to the nail salon for years. I haven't tried based on her comments and expect them to be strictly legitimate.

I miss the good old days of AMPs LOL.

Be safe.

OW.

New place, familiar faces, and pleasant visit. As a senior, I always enjoy a full hour massage by a young lady. I have been a good customer for a couple of years now.

[QUOTE=WagWan;4027603]Massage: 3/5.

Smell: 1/5.

Happy:5/5.

Damage was $30 but atleast left happy.[/QUOTE]Is $30 the grand total? (IE. Massage+HE).

[QUOTE=JavaGeorge;4039071]New place, familiar faces, and pleasant visit. As a senior, I always enjoy a full hour massage by a young lady. I have been a good customer for a couple of years now.[/QUOTE]How young? Under 30?

Paid MEI a second visit hoping to get someone different. Variety being that fun spice). Wasn't disappointed. Met Kiki / Coco when they opened. I like their hours as I am more of an early riser (wish more AMPs would cater to an earlier opening or at least by appointment. Hint hint.). Saw Coco several times earlier in the year and glad to see her massage skills have actually improved some. Opted for hard and was happy with he results. Not fantastic but certainly left feeling that on the massage part I got my $ worth. I'll give a thumbs up for MEI even though at times the massage is so-so and the smell can get musty. I often see the back doors open to 'air' out the rooms. So they try. They aren't staffed with young girls and while that may be a turn-on, those places are strictly legit and the girls are oh-so nervous to even come close to the 'boys'. MEI doesn't play that game and I like that. Even if that was all they did. Provide a decent massage with little to know draping and not shy away from certain 'muscle' groups it would be worth it in my book. I can relax at MEI knowing at I will be treated well by a woman who is happy to ensure I leave happy and relaxed. Huntsville and most of and. Alabama is not the best place to find that special kind of 'happiness' that is common in States to our East and South but I think for many of us it is the 'hunt' itself that keeps hope alive. That and the fact that it's a long drive to Memphis, Atlanta, or Orlando. Then again. Gas prices are falling.