2000-2004 Archived Reports

The Loop was crawling with hot, hot girls last night (Monday night, Tuesday morning), mostly BSW's. I mean, hot girls everywhere, tons of 'em. Cops too. It was actually kinda scary how much LE presence was out. At one point on K between 13th & 14th LE had rounded up a horde of girls and pimps and had two cars blocked in as well. They had blocked off K between 15th & 16th and were hassling girls there too.

Saw undercover LE all over the place too, pulling mongers over and what not. Dark grey Impala and various Ford's. Don't make those illegal right turns fellas, and keep your eye on your rearview.

It's the second time I've seen this on the loop (the first time was during the winter), but there were about 10 girls wearing all pink outfits hanging out infront of Clicks. I've seen them once befroe in the same spot. ANyone had the pleasure to meet one of these girls? They're hot but seem too pimp-centric for me, i don't know.

I did manage to scoop up a hottie inbetween all the LE & pimp action. It was up 15th by the circle. She was tallish, thin, pretty, and dark complextioned. Seemed more intellegent than most SW's. She was very friendly and relaxed. Her name was Essence. Rolled with a couple other hotties too, one Phillipeana who was smoke and a black girl similar description as Essence.

Anyway, back to Essence. I offered her 80 to come to my place and she agreed. Got to my place and she was very accommidating, had a spectacular ass and small, young, perky tits. Workout was great, all covered, multiple positions, throat fucked me during CBJ, eye contact, no rush cause I was took a while, everything great. So I think all went well and I drive her back to the loop, collect her number, and we plan next time to have all three girls come over. I was even gonna call on Motorback to help me out. Then I get back to my place and notice she stole a decorative piece from me. Nothing too valuable but one of a kind. Unbelievable. She commented on it when she got there too. Then, as we were walking out she says "Oh, my phone," runs back to the other room and comes back holding her phone. Little did I know she was ripping me off. Man, she had a lot of potential to be a regular while she was in town, too.

I called the number she gave me after I got home and it was her! She gave me her correct number AFTER she ripped me off. She replied "yes" when I said "Essence?" then pretended it wasn't her after I laid into her a bit. I called back and a different girl answered. Don't really care about the item, just bummed b/c I thought I had a good one and a 3 on 1 on the way.

Anyway, lesson learned: dont let them out of your sight when they're in your home.

Loop Vet,

Here is lesson number two: Don't EVER take them to your home. You are lucky she didn't rip you off even worse, or come back with her pimp to get more.

Other than that , a nice report.

Drummerboy,

I've taken numerous girls home, for years. Usually it's after a couple dates so I get a feel for the girl but not this time. Never had a problem taking one home before and I'm not worried about taking one home in the future. I just won't let them out of my sight anymore.

When I take one home I do take different 'back way' routes and make uneccessary turns through residential streets to throw them off, and end up in my back alley to enter. They never see my house number or what street I front. I'm not worried about them coming back with a pimp either. What are they gonna do, come banging on my door with a gun demanding me to open up? I live in a row home on a high energy street in a high energy neighborhood, it wouldn't happen, and if it did, the cops would be there in a second.

I take necessary precautions and also have been mongering enough to make a decent judgement about who to bring to my home. This one fooled me though.

I don't know, I used to be a bit nervous for those exact reasons you mentioned but I'm a seasoned vet in this game. Believe me, if I do get ripped off again it will be nothing more than a small nick-nack like this time (knock on wood). Each man has his own risk limits I guess.

I've been meaning to try a DC AMP for a while (I live in Baltimore). I finally made the trip on Monday evening after reading Wizzywig's report on Coco at Happiness Spa.
I had no trouble getting in - no questions at all. I asked for Coco and she was available. She was curious why I asked for her and I just told her that a friend had recomended her.

She was very friendly and affectionate right from the start. The TS was good. The massage was one of the hardest ones that I've had. There was a lot of back cracking going on and I was thinking I hope she knows what she is doing. The massage was good for what it was, but it wasn't erotic.

After the massage she did do some caressing and full body kissing and dragged her breasts up my back from my toes. Then she moved into some rather forceful ball sucking before the cbj.

I don't do the DITY, but it was offered.

Did the standard 3 positions and then some very nice cuddling, talking, kissing.

She has a great attitude and was very charming throughout. She has a thin frame with full breasts, fair skin, and a cute face with really pretty eyes.

I'd definitely recommend, especially to anyone who has been settling for Baltimore / Columbia AMPs. The only thing I can say is better about Maryland AMPs is the parking.
On my way out I saw another cute girl with maybe a little larger frame than Coco. Ping perhaps?

I returned to Happiness to see the delightful Ping. Fortunately she was not busy when I arrived and she remembered my last visit. We did some cuddling and kissing in the room before the TS, which created a very nice mood for the entire encounter. On to the TS, which was standard, fare with little lax getting a few kisses during the drying part.

Back in the room Ping proceeded with a very nice hard massage and then onto the back kissing and licking accompanied by the titty rub. Ping was becoming increasingly enthusiastic. On the flip she engaged in some ball licking and a high suction CBJ. This time I didn’t have to tell her not to lube up and she rolled over in anticipation of the DATY. This girl really enjoys having her pussy kissed and licked and from her response I think she must have come at least once. I climbed on top for some mish fully intending to proceed on to other positions. This was not to be. Ping wouldn’t let me stop. At the end she had her legs in the air almost back to her ears with my arms down in back of her thighs. She had her hands around my head whispering, “Fuck my pussy!”. So I did as I was asked.

She cleaned me up with the hot towels and brought the mouthwash. Not in any rush, she asked if I wanted more massage, which she did very nicely. My second visit with Ping was every bit as good as the first and she was prettier than I had remembered.

However, variety is the spice of life so next time I’ll ask for Coco.

Lax

Went to Mirage to check out the talent. Pink was there-a hard looking, early 30s Korean. Also, Nana, about a 4 out of 10. So, I went to Olympic.
All that was available was Katie. She's kind of American looking, but says she's all Korean. About 5'2", 100 lbs, probably mid to late 30's, not real friendly. I was letting the little head do the thinking, and he's always optimistic, so we decided to go for it.
Standard TS, not much conversation. Back to the room, a quickie HJ. Then me massage her, her massage me. Then the good stuff. I asked her a couple times if she likes what she's doing. Each time she said yes and got a little friendlier. We did the usual BJ lying down, BJ standing up. She's only go missionary, so I gave her a good pounding. She wouldn't do doggie till I told her I'd cum quicker. She said "Okay then" and assumed the position. The advantage to not being real turned on by your provider is that you can last a good while and I gave it to her hard in the doggie style.
Overall, about a 5 on the fun scale. 2 pops, but I would not recommend her.

Two Trips to Happiness

Be-Be or Bi-Bi

I returned to Happiness for a repeat with Co-Co, who was not available. I made the mistake of not walking out and instead had a less than fully satisfying experience with Be-Be, or Bi-Bi. She is a bit older than Co-Co and Ping, probably nearer to 30. She is light skinned, closer to Caucasian in appearance with amplified B’s, a slightly stocky, but not fat build. Be-Be was adequate with the TS, but wholly professional and close to disinterested in my experience with her. TS was average, CBJ was fine, but not inspired. She started with cowgirl and then we moved on to mish and doggy. It took me a while, mostly because the experience was, in comparison to others I have had, pretty artificial. Be-Be is not a bad experience, but just not special IMHO.

Looks: 6
Attitude: 6
Service: 6

Co-Co
In comparison to Jessica and Linda, my two favorites at Supra, Co-Co is right up there. After my expereince with Be-Be, I showed up soon after Happiness opened and got Co-Co. She was surprised to see me because I had said I would not be back for a couple of weeks. She smiled, said you remembered, and then snuggled in for some kissing and stroking before I got undressed. TS was fun, with playful tickling and water splashing. Massage was good, with extra attention paid to legs, which I like. She then snuggled back in for extended kissing, stroking, and breast stimulation before moving to an inspired CBJ with lots of eye contact. She knew we were going to DATY next and I think came a couple of times. We then went at it with me standing, and her on the table. Laxman’s post makes me think that Co-Co is very responsive in general, as she several times arched her back and pulled me down to her, whispering something in Korean. We then finished in mish and snuggled for long time. As I left she kept hugging and kissing me, to the point where I almost went for a repeat session right then. A better experience with C0-Co than my first time and a definite return trip is in order.

Wizz

Have been laying low for a while. Have not been to an AMP since I struck out on the escort trail. Just the other week I had the pleasure of spending an hour of quality time with Kayce.

It took a while to get hold of her and set up an appointment, but it was well worth the wait.

Kayce is a shrot, sultry, hot, open, sexy, UNINHIBITED red head. She makes you feel right at home, like she’s the girl next door you grew up with and always wanted to f**K. And then you do.

Kayce has a nice roomy efficiency just off the business district in downtown DC a short 5 min. walk from a metro station. When I got there, she let me in and we chatted a few minutes and then she bid me to get comfortable. As I did, K laid back on her bed pulled up her skirt and stared to play with herself. Then she crawled across the bed as I stood there and she began to speak the most exquisite French to me. I loved it. K has beautiful bright green/gray eyes. They are especially nice when they are looking up at you from south of the border.

This led an energetic and lengthily mutual conversion in French. K’s kitty is naturally trim and thinly furred. It’s just adorable. We then played some games, fist we pretended to be a coupe of playful k9’s. Then I played the role of a missionary out to pound righteousness into the red headed Heathen. We found God in a sweaty heap. By the end she just keep saying over and over, “F**k me. F**k me…” while staring into my eyes. Could take much of that, I tell ya.

Afterward we lay on her king-size bed and chatted. She is so friendly and easy going..

Let me just put in one caveat, Kayce is has a bit of baby fat around the middle. She is self conscious about it and thinks her butt is too big. Clothed, you can’t even tell she has a bit of extra padding. She definitely fills into my comfort zone. But if you prefer the thin waif type, she my not be your cut of tea. But if a bit of cushion for the pushing is ok for you, she is a must see.

Stopped by IHC couple days ago, was hooked up with Cookie. She had a fantastic bod, nice round full tits, soft round behind, and nice trimmed kitty. Her smile was by far her best feature. She just came from Korea, spoke pretty good English.

Paid house fee, and then off to the shower. TS was relaxing. Back in room I laid out 5 Jax under the glasses, and laid there waiting for her to come back. She gave nice soft massage, then pointed to the glasses and asked if I wanted more. Well, of course, I said. She left for a couple minutes, came back, turned down the lights, shed her skirt and bra, and we got real close. After sucking on those tits and fingering her kitty, she responded by sucking on mine and fondling my balls. Then she went down on me with a very enthusiastic CBJ, got me rock-like in no time (which normally doesn't happen that quickly) ... I was really anticipating a fantastic session.

She lubed herself up a little more, and climbed on, but could not drop all the way down. After some awkward gymnastic, she laid on her back and I tried to enter her mish style. I could not get in there no matter how hard I tried, she sceamed I was too big (gents, I estimate I could only get 4 inches in her) and said that she cannot do that. I touched her pussy and she yelped. Boy was I pissed. I tried from behind with no more luck. She offered HJ, which I reluctantly accepted, the whole time pissed off. She pulled off the latex, and while I knelt over her, she gave me a fairly decent HJ till I came all over her. She quickly got up, grabbed two handfulls of kleenex, and started wiping down. I went back to showers to clean up, and she did likewise. I got back to room before she did, grabbed one of the Jax and stuffed it back into my pocket. She returned, helped me get dressed, and then I left. Nothing more ever said.

Been to IHC many times over past year. I guess I had to have a bad experience in there at some point. Am debating whether to go back again or become new regular at different establishment. Alternatively, I have been checking out escort adds, may change flavor of provider.

Beware of Cookie.

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Wiz:

Good intel on Bebe at Happiness. It is always good to know who to ask for and who to avoid.

Nice report on Coco but you must have miss read my last report. I saw Ping for a second time. Your reporting on Coco will lead me to ask for her next time as I do like the variety.

Lax

Mr Jon,

K sounds like a darling. Does she have a website? What can you mention about pricing, scheduling, contact/ID requirements? Pics? Where did you find her?

I'm very interested in more detailed escort intel, not just on Ms. K, but escorts in general. Gentlemongers?

Robux

Hey Hugh, I couldn't agree more re: Katy at Olympic.

The ONLY thing I could say about the b!tch is that she has a nice fluffy bush. She used to work at mirage where she was totally unshaven. That's the first time I f**ked her.

I had just c*m an hour beforehand and so I gave her the benefit of the doubt as to why it was such a deplorable experience.

Then months later I was making the rounds to see which gal was worthy of my love juice and no one at happiness, supra, sun, mirage, etc. did anything for me and that new place "Circle D" in Dupont had closed just about as soon as it had opened so I figured I'd give Katy another try.

She remembered me because I'd been to Olympic once before and refused her in order to see another girl but that b!tch was ugly as f**k so I just left altogether.

Anyway, this time Katy again, noticed she'd trimmed the sides of her bush a little but still had the hair surrounding her a**hole which really turns me on but the b!tch was dry as a bone and the whole experince was so ridiculous I decided to save my org*sm for a better expereince.

RECOMMENDATION: If anyone's willing to make the 45 min. drive to Manassas, look up Bodywork Treatment on Lute Ct., call first and make sure "Nancy" is there. She's been there for a while (see an earlier post of mine for full detail) and would probably be your best bet.

They are still open but Nancy's schedule is sporadic.

What I'd be up for is a whole bunch of folks meeting up, getting wasted, and piling on Nancy in succession, no TS, no nothing, just 30 mins of pure f**king, she could have 10 or more guys in a row, now THAT's an AMP experience,

Who's up for taking the lead in coordinating this? She's the last of a extincting breed.

Sincerly,

The Doctor of Love

Robux:

What do you want to know about the escort scene? I was pretty heavily into that before I became a Downtown addict. I have not been back to Downtown since the latest closing, but have switched to Supra. I haven't been there in a while, either. The reports have dropped off - whether it's due to laying low because of concerns about too much publicity about our favorite establishments or that the quality is down, I can't say.

What I like about AMPs is.... lots of stuff, but mostly price, the massage, the TS, the convenience and the fact that I am wild about Asian girls.

There are some excellent escorts and services in the area, so I recommend it. Please PM with specific questions or post and I will answer via PM or posting.

Cheers!

The down side: The other night I picked an xtra hot hottie on the k st loop. I asked to do the "you a cop?" routine. I wouldn't talk money until we did that. She wouldn't. She said she wanted a dollar to show. I think she was a cop. When I refused the dollar she asked to get out. WHat do you think ? Was she was a cop ? If so she was 19 or 20 year old petite extra sexy cop.

The up side : Later I met another girl. Two really. Great service. They gave me a number where they stay. I've seen them since during the day. They gave me permissionto pass the number around. If you are a known trusted member I'll pass it to you via PM.

Tried Young's Spa yesterday on Wisconsin Avenue. Have been there several times before and found it very good. Only "Susannah" was available, spoke little English, said she was in U.S. for one year. She gave the fastest massage I ever had, obviouslly hurrying to save time. Then she asked if I wanted "everything," and collected the usual $100. I asked her to slow down. Response was "it busy, honey." Rest of event was rushed but I've had worse. She had a good, slender body though her tits were clearly fake. Timing may have had something to do with the rush -- it was early evening Friday. Afternoons have been a better time to visit in the past.