Rants, Raves, and Opinions

It has bothered me for some time that this board prohibits our use of certain words (they rhymes with stitches and bores). I don't know whose sensibilities we're trying to protect, since we can use the words: trollops, strumpets, hustlers, cocksuckers, pile of fuck pudding, three hole golf course, cum guzzler, dick sucker, and your mother. But wh* and b* are verboten. I'm not sure about sl*t, but I think it's off the table as well.

Fear no more! Here's a new word or neologism (that's not the same jism that winds up in your lap when she refuses to swallow). It's actually a portmanteau word (thank you Lewis Carroll) that combines Sl** and **ore. Slore! So for a little bit, at least, we can use (more or less) two of our favorite words to describe the women of our dreams. Our admin may take a dim view of this and ban it at some point, but until then:

I had a black slore tweek like crazy when I picked her up yesterday. This slore was one of those that had to give directions as you were taking the action. "Turn here!" as you were turning. "Stop, stop!" as you're putting on the brakes. "What are you looking at?" as you check your right mirror to pull into the next lane. She was really pretty, had a great ass, but the tweeking got to me. I had to kick the slore out.

Coochie (too fucking literary for his own good) Eater.

God bless You All.

P.S. Look slore up in the dictionary it says: Your mother. Also, your grandmother.

Any good coochie our there!

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;5065050]It has bothered me for some time that this board prohibits our use of certain words (they rhymes with stitches and bores). I don't know whose sensibilities we're trying to protect, since we can use the words: trollops, strumpets, hustlers, cocksuckers, pile of fuck pudding, three hole golf course, cum guzzler, dick sucker, and your mother. But wh* and b* are verboten. I'm not sure about sl*t, but I think it's off the table as well.

Fear no more! Here's a new word or neologism (that's not the same jism that winds up in your lap when she refuses to swallow). It's actually a portmanteau word (thank you Lewis Carroll) that combines Sl** and **ore. Slore! So for a little bit, at least, we can use (more or less) two of our favorite words to describe the women of our dreams. Our admin may take a dim view of this and ban it at some point, but until then:

I had a black slore tweek like crazy when I picked her up yesterday. This slore was one of those that had to give directions as you were taking the action. "Turn here!" as you were turning. "Stop, stop!" as you're putting on the brakes. "What are you looking at?" as you check your right mirror to pull into the next lane. She was really pretty, had a great ass, but the tweeking got to me. I had to kick the slore out..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DewAngel;5084845]If you would've asked a month earlier I would've suggested Ladyblondage but she moved out of state.

My rotation of ladies are.

1. Alizee Lynette 200 hhr.

2. Champagne 160 hhr.

3. Denver Rose 150 hhr.

4. Hazel 100 hhr.

For agency when I can afford her I go with.

Hazel 500 h.

[URL]https://pureclassymodels.com/freelance-models[/URL]

If you're willing to travel to Chicago then the only lady I see.

Chloe 350 h.

[URL]https://modelingave.escortbook.com/model-chloe-chi-47770[/URL][/QUOTE]There's people in the Chicago forum that claim Pure Classy Models is fake and the reviews are fake. You've seen Hazel and she's legit?

[QUOTE=Kmay112;5089665]There's people in the Chicago forum that claim Pure Classy Models is fake and the reviews are fake. You've seen Hazel and she's legit?[/QUOTE]Where's your contribution to this site? Have I seen Hazel? It's up to you whether you believe my reviews on here. The real question is can you afford her rate?

[QUOTE=Incredulous411;5124083]On average. 200 per visit x 5 visits per day x 10 days is 10 k. And she is literally doing absolutely nothing but opening her legs and sharing a few meaningless sentences. I have never met a single chic worth 150 to 250 per visit. You guys are so crazy.[/QUOTE]Maybe money is an issue for you stick to the 60 and 80 stink holes I'll pay for quality.

[QUOTE=LittleDaddy1;5124470]Maybe money is an issue for you stick to the 60 and 80 stink holes I'll pay for quality.[/QUOTE]I've got some gently used chewing gun I'll sell ya if that's your idea of quality.

Does anyone else get crazy PM's when they post an honest, but less than flattering review of a provider?

What's wrong, feel Inadequate?

It's occurred to me that you like to bully women behind a computer screen, because in real life, you are PATHETIC. I'm sure you'd never stand up to another man, and look at you, overcompensating for your own feelings of rejection and in Adequacy In your real day to day life. I can just imagine how grotesque you are to women. Let me guess, You probably look like a troll 😂 And judging by your posts, you can't even use drugs as an excuse. Is that why you are so hurt? Why you bully women online? Evil people like you deserve eternal damnation. I'd slap my own grandmother if it meant seeing you fall off a cliff. If that girl does not come back to Milwaukee I swear to god, your karma will fuck you. God himself will strike your ass down. You fucking IDIOT, you stupid fucking IDIOT! And if you dare tell her I messaged you again, I will hunt you down. Little did you know, she actually advised me not to PM you, because, AND HER WORDS EXACTLY, "I can't imagine what these girls put these men through sometimes, so when a client gets bitter towards us, can I even blame him? Just leave him alone, he's just blowing off steam". You fucking idiot. You evil fuck.

[QUOTE=Ranger51;5126040]Does anyone else get crazy PM's when they post an honest, but less than flattering review of a provider?

What's wrong, feel Inadequate?

It's occurred to me that you like to bully women behind a computer screen, because in real life, you are PATHETIC. I'm sure you'd never stand up to another man, and look at you, overcompensating for your own feelings of rejection and in Adequacy In your real day to day life. I can just imagine how grotesque you are to women. Let me guess, You probably look like a troll 😂 And judging by your posts, you can't even use drugs as an excuse. Is that why you are so hurt? Why you bully women online? Evil people like you deserve eternal damnation. I'd slap my own grandmother if it meant seeing you fall off a cliff. If that girl does not come back to Milwaukee I swear to god, your karma will fuck you. God himself will strike your ass down. You fucking IDIOT, you stupid fucking IDIOT! And if you dare tell her I messaged you again, I will hunt you down. Little did you know, she actually advised me not to PM you, because, AND HER WORDS EXACTLY, "I can't imagine what these girls put these men through sometimes, so when a client gets bitter towards us, can I even blame him? Just leave him alone, he's just blowing off steam". You fucking idiot. You evil fuck.[/QUOTE]LOL. Good stuff. I personally get a boner from reading all the good crybaby stuff on here. Is it the girl you reviewed that wrote this? Seems like a very female-ish style of writing. If it's a fellow monger we shouldn't give him a hard time. Maybe he's in love. Love at first boner. Love at first dick in the ass. Love at first mouthful of cum filled crackhead pussy juice. Hey it's love baby. Don't knock it. -VP.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;5126499]LOL. Good stuff. I personally get a boner from reading all the good crybaby stuff on here. Is it the girl you reviewed that wrote this? Seems like a very female-ish style of writing. If it's a fellow monger we shouldn't give him a hard time. Maybe he's in love. Love at first boner. Love at first dick in the ass. Love at first mouthful of cum filled crackhead pussy juice. Hey it's love baby. Don't knock it. -VP.[/QUOTE]I thought some guys would get a kick out of it. Came from a monger with four reports (longshlong) LOL, all about the same girl. Sent me another email that I deleted threatening to look me up with my IP address and kick my ass. It is all too funny, probably her pimp.

[QUOTE=Ranger51;5126040]Does anyone else get crazy PM's when they post an honest, but less than flattering review of a provider?

What's wrong, feel Inadequate?[/QUOTE]You are definitely mad because everyone called you out. The truth is, she's got a few scars, but nothing as bad as you claimed. You claimed, and I quote "she has large keloid scars all over her legs, arms, face, and chest. Very much exaggerated, most likely to sabotage the girl for something you aren't actually telling us. She had a couple keloid scars on her chest, yes I will admit. , but I honestly did not even notice the scars until she was very very close to me. You definitely exaggerate, you fabricated a review. That should not be allowed, but you know the girl cannot defend herself or she'll be banned, that's why you felt you could get away with it.

Now, I appreciate the info, I'm sure we all do, We always want to know what to expect, but to so over exaggerate the extent, and to then proceed to say "she looks like she was put through a wood chipper, I expect to see that type of stuff on street walkers". I mean wow. Don't you think just a mention of the scars would have sufficed? It's clear in the way you wrote that about her that it was fabrication out of some sort of vindictiveness.

If these scars are as severe and as raised (In case you don't know what a "large keloid scar" actually means), why is it that even the other guys who claim to have noticed them also say it didn't seem as bad as you claimed?

My other question is, so she has scars right? But did she gain 50 lbs since those pics? Is she a crack head? Did she stink down there? Did she treat you badly? Did she rush you at all? I mean such a lack of detail. Is there something she didn't give you that you wanted? Did you even ask her?

I'm just saying, what you said doesn't sound sincere, it sounds like you are out to get the girl for reasons unknown. Honestly, I don't even want to know. You have lost all credibility with me.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;5126499]LOL. Good stuff. I personally get a boner from reading all the good crybaby stuff on here. Is it the girl you reviewed that wrote this? Seems like a very female-ish style of writing. If it's a fellow monger we shouldn't give him a hard time. Maybe he's in love. Love at first boner. Love at first dick in the ass. Love at first mouthful of cum filled crackhead pussy juice. Hey it's love baby. Don't knock it. -VP.[/QUOTE]The only ones I see having a crybaby ***** fit is you and ranger51. Get over yourselves, get over the situation. You guys are only mad because people defended the girl. Obviously there's a reason several guys hopped on rangers ass, and now your riding his dick like, buddy, if you like cock so much, go to the male escort page.

Cry me a River, build me a bridge, and get over it.

And a femalish style of writing? That is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard.

Vikingpride and ranger51 are officially the site cockblocks. Boohoohoo, go cry to your mother, that is of course, assuming you don't hate your mother too. Maybe you'd like to review her and how terrible she is for making you clean your room when you were little, cry baby. Boohoohoo.

[QUOTE=LongShlong;5126559]You are definitely mad because everyone called you out. The truth is, she's got a few scars, but nothing as bad as you claimed. You claimed, and I quote "she has large keloid scars all over her legs, arms, face, and chest. Very much exaggerated, most likely to sabotage the girl for something you aren't actually telling us. She had a couple keloid scars on her chest, yes I will admit. , but I honestly did not even notice the scars until she was very very close to me. You definitely exaggerate, you fabricated a review. That should not be allowed, but you know the girl cannot defend herself or she'll be banned, that's why you felt you could get away with it.

Now, I appreciate the info, I'm sure we all do, We always want to know what to expect, but to so over exaggerate the extent, and to then proceed to say "she looks like she was put through a wood chipper, I expect to see that type of stuff on street walkers". I mean wow. Don't you think just a mention of the scars would have sufficed? It's clear in the way you wrote that about her that it was fabrication out of some sort of vindictiveness.

If these scars are as severe and as raised (In case you don't know what a "large keloid scar" actually means), why is it that even the other guys who claim to have noticed them also say it didn't seem as bad as you claimed?

My other question is, so she has scars right? But did she gain 50 lbs since those pics? Is she a crack head? Did she stink down there? Did she treat you badly? Did she rush you at all? I mean such a lack of detail. Is there something she didn't give you that you wanted? Did you even ask her?

I'm just saying, what you said doesn't sound sincere, it sounds like you are out to get the girl for reasons unknown. Honestly, I don't even want to know. You have lost all credibility with me.[/QUOTE]Well, I guess I won't be getting invited to your wedding.

This makes my teeth hurt.

[QUOTE=RolandDeschain;5127081]This makes my teeth hurt.[/QUOTE]Just read below it is like a dirty reality TV series.

[QUOTE=KTown262;5127257]Just read below it is like a dirty reality TV series.[/QUOTE]Makes me appreciate the fellas who hidden cam these slam pigs so we can see what we are getting ahead of time.