Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bangkok2001;5500042]I had a dream I was near Tysons corner. When I felt a need for relaxation. I remember a place that was nice and clean. I drew Leah and nice looking provider at the front desk. When leading me to the room. I seen a nice big lower half. I had other business so it was a short dream of 30 min for. 8. Good massage was given but no touching in the sweet spot. We had a little small talk and then was asked to flip. It was a good massage and now I was hope for a good finish. I know this dream normally is just HE only with maybe some nursing. I was asked if I wanted a little more massage in the mid section. I said yep! She gave a nice steady stroke and I had to grab a hold of that booty. When I grabbed a hold she removed bottoms and top. That thing was so nice. I had to tell her to turn around so I just look at it for a sec. I told her a few other things that got things rolling a little more. I was able to nurse and FIV. I could tell she liked how I did it. A trick I picked up over the years. She told me there is little time left. I told sorry and told her a joke. Then she turn around and rub the stick all over and between that booty. I realized FS was able if I wanted when I got up and bent her over. I wanted to make a mess on the big booty. She let me rub Jr on P and didn't make a move. But I do really do FS and I didn't have a wrapper. I finished and helped wipe her off and she did the same. I will return to this dream again and hope I can FS. I will make an exception for her.[/QUOTE]Sounds like Leah from For him or her spa loosely based on the clues he dropped but I agree, you can be as descriptive as you want but the Name. Location. And services provided should all be an essential part of the review.

[QUOTE=Bangkok2001;5500042]I had a dream I was near Tysons corner. When I felt a need for relaxation. I remember a place that was nice and clean. I drew Leah and nice looking provider at the front desk. When leading me to the room. I seen a nice big lower half. I had other business so it was a short dream of 30 min for. 8. Good massage was given but no touching in the sweet spot. We had a little small talk and then was asked to flip. It was a good massage and now I was hope for a good finish. I know this dream normally is just HE only with maybe some nursing. I was asked if I wanted a little more massage in the mid section. I said yep! She gave a nice steady stroke and I had to grab a hold of that booty. When I grabbed a hold she removed bottoms and top. That thing was so nice. I had to tell her to turn around so I just look at it for a sec. I told her a few other things that got things rolling a little more. I was able to nurse and FIV. I could tell she liked how I did it. A trick I picked up over the years. She told me there is little time left. I told sorry and told her a joke. Then she turn around and rub the stick all over and between that booty. I realized FS was able if I wanted when I got up and bent her over. I wanted to make a mess on the big booty. She let me rub Jr on P and didn't make a move. But I do really do FS and I didn't have a wrapper. I finished and helped wipe her off and she did the same. I will return to this dream again and hope I can FS. I will make an exception for her.[/QUOTE]FHOH in TYsons.

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5500283]Give the name of the place you went to so others can find it as well.[/QUOTE]I am not able to figure out how much was the tip? Anyway for me that is the key piece of info that always seems to be missing on reports about FHOH. Just sayin.

So I've seen Alexza a few times pre-Covid and saw she had popped up in Tysons a few weeks ago. She's stayed the same looks-wise except for some new tatts. I'm pretty sure she is Millin's roommate because the poster mentioned an *alternate* looking booker in the apt whom I also encountered on my way out. My two visits were very different.

Visit#1: I opted for the hour at $$. 40 with everything included. The massage was basically a light bodyrub with lotion. On the flip she took off her dress and while her face isn't the best, she has a great looking set of bolt ons. She put a rubber on for a CBJ which was ok but not my preference so wanted to skip to FS. Here's where it got weird: I noticed when she was straddling up for some rcg the rubber had either been taken off by her or just came off, I was not sure which. She grabbed me and put me inside. We switched to mish and once again she saw I had nothing on but she didn't say anything so I just pounded away until I busted inside. She went to clean up, picked the rubber off the bed, and came back in a robe. I got dressed and on my way out the previously mentioned non-conventional mamasan said goodbye.

Visit#2: I was short on time so asked about hh. Booker said $. 80 so I was on my way to same location as last time near the mall. Once in the room I asked to skip the massage and get to main action. She got naked and after nursing for a bit I wanted put it inside. I didn't opt for the CBJ this time and I do not partake in DATY with this level of provider so not sure if its available. This is where she goes, "hey we need a rubber". I told her last time we didn't use one and you didn't seem to mind but she slapped me playfully on the arm and said I took it off and stealthed her? WTF. She goes on to say she never does that so I just shrugged, put one on, and pounded away in doggie until I finished in the bag.

I am not sure if she is maybe bipolar or since she is so high volume she legitimately did not remember me as the same guy two weeks prior. In any case, I definitely did not stealth her as she knew what was going on and did not say anything as she did the waddle to the bathroom with my stuff dripping out of her. I would repeat if no other options since the cost is upfront with no upsell and she is one of the more decently attractive, skinny Thai providers in the area.

[URL]https://dc.rubratings.com/181015[/URL]

With BP's recent changes making it not nearly as useful as it used to be, are there any other websites to look for (massage) providers? StG is ok, but there isn't usually much in the way of choices. I'm aware of RubMaps, but the info there is pretty limited unless you have an account, and I don't seek out places often enough for it to be worth it to me. So it probably goes without saying that I'm looking for sites that don't require signing up for anything just to look around. Thanks in advance, fellas.

The place doesn't have a shower. The providers are good and accommodating but I smelled a foul odor during FS, so I'd probably never go back. Places that don't have a shower probably are breeding grounds for diseases.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;5500416]FHOH in TYsons.[/QUOTE]

I met her twice, she barely lets you touch her and complains she is super ticklish, but asks for huge upsell with no intent to follow through. Burnt my money twice on her. Won't repeat.

[QUOTE=Addicus;5496333]You met Amy, she usually works at Oriental Health in Vienna. She has been reviewed here a few times and FourNick8 gave a good review of her a few months back.

First the Pros:

Pretty, killer body, fun, enjoys daty but very ticklish, nice Bush.

Cons:

Huge upsell then doesn't follow thru with agreed services, ticklish, no English- uses her phone app, greedy- did I mention huge upsell = mood killer![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;5500416]FHOH in TYsons.[/QUOTE]Instead of people trying to figure out where you were, can you just clarify?

If FHOH, cool.

If not, share so that we can learn. Do you have a link?

[QUOTE=Bangkok2001;5500042]I had a dream I was near Tysons corner. When I felt a need for relaxation. I remember a place that was nice and clean. I drew Leah and nice looking provider at the front desk. When leading me to the room. I seen a nice big lower half. I had other business so it was a short dream of 30 min for. 8. Good massage was given but no touching in the sweet spot. We had a little small talk and then was asked to flip. It was a good massage and now I was hope for a good finish. I know this dream normally is just HE only with maybe some nursing. I was asked if I wanted a little more massage in the mid section. I said yep! She gave a nice steady stroke and I had to grab a hold of that booty. When I grabbed a hold she removed bottoms and top. That thing was so nice. I had to tell her to turn around so I just look at it for a sec. I told her a few other things that got things rolling a little more. I was able to nurse and FIV. I could tell she liked how I did it. A trick I picked up over the years. She told me there is little time left. I told sorry and told her a joke. Then she turn around and rub the stick all over and between that booty. I realized FS was able if I wanted when I got up and bent her over. I wanted to make a mess on the big booty. She let me rub Jr on P and didn't make a move. But I do really do FS and I didn't have a wrapper. I finished and helped wipe her off and she did the same. I will return to this dream again and hope I can FS. I will make an exception for her.[/QUOTE]Sorry I forgot to add FHOH in the title fellas.

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5500283]Give the name of the place you went to so others can find it as well.[/QUOTE]FHOH is the place. I forgot to add in the title.

[QUOTE=SonChi;5501565]Instead of people trying to figure out where you were, can you just clarify?

If FHOH, cool.

If not, share so that we can learn. Do you have a link?[/QUOTE]Yes, Its is FHOH. I forgot to add in the title of my post.

[QUOTE=Samizza;5501164]The place doesn't have a shower. The providers are good and accommodating but I smelled a foul odor during FS, so I'd probably never go back. Places that don't have a shower probably are breeding grounds for diseases.[/QUOTE]Good to know. I try to look for clean locations only. On my visit I didn't see or smell anything out of wack but I think it was slow that day and I didn't partake in FS. So that is something to think about.

[QUOTE=Roger1286;5500875]I am not able to figure out how much was the tip? Anyway for me that is the key piece of info that always seems to be missing on reports about FHOH. Just sayin.[/QUOTE]Tipped .6 + house .8.

[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;5500416]FHOH in TYsons.[/QUOTE]Yes, I accidentally forgot to add in the title with the review. Did not mean to have you or anyone else guessing. I noticed when logging on today and I not sure how to edit it. I think everything else is there. Feel free to PM if their is something else I missed that you need to know. I feel some are a little touchy for just a forgotten title. RTF or PM me I would have gladly answered.

[QUOTE=Navihawk;5500968]With BP's recent changes making it not nearly as useful as it used to be, are there any other websites to look for (massage) providers? StG is ok, but there isn't usually much in the way of choices. I'm aware of RubMaps, but the info there is pretty limited unless you have an account, and I don't seek out places often enough for it to be worth it to me. So it probably goes without saying that I'm looking for sites that don't require signing up for anything just to look around. Thanks in advance, fellas.[/QUOTE]I like RubRatings, no too many scams on that site.