Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5496159]Did some scouting around on Friday and found a new AMP. To me. Nice private location and nice setup.

So Saturday when I had time in the morning went to visit.

Was pleasantly surprised by a a perky young looking petite attractive gal with what appeared a nice chest on a very slim curvey young body. Wow. Not your typical older AMP gal. Refreshing! Think she said her name was Amy or Annie.

Started a nice massage but things went downhill. She was very ticklish, or so she said. Would not remove mask. Tried for more and she asked how much tip. I was pretty intrigued by the potential and offered 100 for all off and play. She up sold me to 130 which was 200 total for the hour which, if really fun, what the hell. So she pulls up bra and shirt and reveals beautiful B or C's. I pulled her yoga pants down and she kept panties on. Sexy. Well there was so much resistance and lack of warmth that the mood was killed. We agreed on price but she had no intention of following thru with anything. Never followed thru with "all off". The mood was dead and my heart and Junior were just not into it after quite a while.

I am experienced in this for many years but felt I had been taken to the cleaners, for the first time in a long time. She appeared so cute and beautiful I was totally disappointed and nothing worked. I paid as promised and vowed to write this and warn others. Water over the dam and a Big lesson. Maybe she was too young and inexperienced but you can never tell asian ages.

Largos Therapy - (Sunshine) on inner Door 3605 Chain Bridge Rd Suite B, Fairfax, VA 22030. (From their ad) Near the intersection of 29 & route 123.

I was a gentleman and left quietly, with a smile, blue balls and pissed. Worst experience in years and years.

I always say as PA sais, be nice to the ladies. And they will be nice to you.

Did not work this Time.

HG2.[/QUOTE]Enni has been discussed on this thread several times. She has a virtual twin Amy at her sister AMP Oriental in Vienna. Neither will do FS.

I first saw Emmi at Oriental last year. She was subbing for MMS and when the massage started I asked her what was on the menu. She said it was that time of the month and pulled down her sweatpants to show me a bald pus and a red pad. A few months later I went to visit her at Largos and she said her MMS strictly didn't allow FS (even though I banged her MMS a dozen times). I suggested full nude, breast play, DATY and DATO for $. 2 tip and she was game but my penis never got within a foot of her vagina. She is cute but no action.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;5496356]Enni has been discussed on this thread several times. She has a virtual twin Amy at her sister AMP Oriental in Vienna. Neither will do FS.

I first saw Emmi at Oriental last year. She was subbing for MMS and when the massage started I asked her what was on the menu. She said it was that time of the month and pulled down her sweatpants to show me a bald pus and a red pad. A few months later I went to visit her at Largos and she said her MMS strictly didn't allow FS (even though I banged her MMS a dozen times). I suggested full nude, breast play, DATY and DATO for $. 2 tip and she was game but my penis never got within a foot of her vagina. She is cute but no action.[/QUOTE]Well I do feel better. Real good looking with GPS and no real fun. They up play based on cute looks and I guess get away with it, BEWARE. I don't feel like such a fool. I got several PMs that said the same. Apparently there are 2 lookalikes at Oriental on Gallows and this one that play the same game. She gave zero sex vibes even after agreeing to some fun.

There are many many packages out there that know how to exude steamy nice fun and sex appeal and provide a real fun and mutually enjoyable time.

This is what this Board is for. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

WOW.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;5495168]Was on Braddock road yesterday and stopped into Kara just to escape the heat. It wasn't planned and I really wasn't prepared as I only has $.6 cash on me. On the door as sign says they take credit and Apple Pay but I don't do that for tracking purposes.

Entered the lobby, rang the bell, and was met by a 50's MMS who was extremely small (4'10") with big "D's". She leads me to a room and is talking to another Korean through a closed door so I don't know who my provider will be but I can't take my eyes off her huge (for her size) tits so I request her.

After an introductory hug with ass squeeze and boob squeeze I tell her HHR with all play and no massage. She responds with pulling down her sundress to reveal natural D's with huge lite pink silver dollar nipples and takes my money for the HHR. She returns, strips, gets me on the table, and I start nursing and exploring everywhere. She is COVID paranoid and keeps her mask on and says no fingers inside. Those boobs are natural and tasty but have some bruising and teeth marks from previous playing.

After 10 min I suggest she lay back on the table and she spreads like a pornstar. She is completely shaved with small pink labia. First thing I do is put my hands on both sides and spread to reveal the smallest opening in the prettiest shade of pink. So small that the entire opening could be covered by a quarter. Looking down further her ass is the smallest and cutest I have ever seen. Much less on a 50 yo. It is again so small that a dime would cover it completely.

DATY and DATO was in order. She enjoyed it as much as me and after 10 more min I stood up for some pussy slide. It felt and looked good watching me slide all over her tiny pussy and ass and she was OK with rubbing my head over her inner lips. She offers FS for $. 4 and BBFS for $$ but I am really not interested at that price and don't have that with me.

So back on the table and she gets on top for simulated CG with a HE. Its good but not quite reaching the objective so I ask to spin around and she faceplants that little pussy right on my face. I blow in no time. Damage was. 6 for HHR and $ tip.[/QUOTE]I've seen that place but never ventured inside as I had always heard it was standard Nova only. Did you happen to get name Nick?

Seems to be the same marketing scheme for Pinetree. May have to Check this out sometime this week. Any intel in this one fellas.

[URL]https://dc.rubratings.com/195332[/URL]

[QUOTE=Korman23;5497240]I've seen that place but never ventured inside as I had always heard it was standard Nova only. Did you happen to get name Nick?[/QUOTE]Sorry, didn't get a name but you can't miss her - 4'10", not a spinner buy not fat, over 50, and big boobs. It was interesting (especially the extra small pussy and ass) but I probably won't be going back to see her.

[QUOTE=HappyGuy2;5496159] We agreed on price but she had no intention of following thru with anything. Never followed thru with "all off"

She appeared so cute and beautiful I was totally disappointed and nothing worked. I paid as promised and vowed to write this and warn others. Water over the dam and a Big lesson.

I was a gentleman and left quietly, with a smile, blue balls and pissed. [/QUOTE]It's being a sap.

If she didn't perform as promised, you are under no obligation to pay as promised. Instead of paying and smiling, shake your head when she puts her hand out and tell her she doesn't get a tip for nothing.

Maybe she did 40-60 worth, so you might give her that much.

Take a lesson from Sam Spade, and don't play the sap for scheming dames who lie to you.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2jX_LaCpp4[/URL]

[QUOTE=TheDrowned;5493017]It's been a while since I have made a meaningful contribution, but frankly my hunger for mongering hasn't been what it once was.

Like a wayward sailor I have found myself lost at sea and the monotony of it all was stifling my sense of adventure, but Jenny today helped reinvigorate me and taught me a valuable lesson.

Alright I got my water pun out of the way now let's start this story from the beginning.

For work reasons I got sent near the town of manassas / Centreville so rather than be stuck in miserable traffic heading home I figured I could kill the time with a nice massage then head out unimpeded.

Circling back a few weeks ago to talk of hidden Latina salons, my limited sources yielded no concrete results. (JRricky if you're reading this I hope you step on a lego) so my penultimate project has been to scope out and capture one of these unicorns. So since I had time to kill I pulled up the ol google and tried to scope out "Latin massage near me" and google just kinda spat out some random massage places and came up with dick all essentially. Bummer. But much like Alexander Fleming, sometimes accidents yield even greater treasures. So Cosmo spa came up and as I'm reading reviews on google I catch one disgruntled Samaritans 1-star review of the place "this place is super sketchy".

Well what can I say, I revel in sketchy baby. Sounds right up my alley. So off to Cosmos I go. The place is in a discreet location right off centre square drive. Plenty of parking and away from the busy scene. I ring the bell and am greeted by a curly hair beautiful Korean in her 40's named Jenny. She was wearing a tank top and short shorts (Shout out to my boy Serpico! Jenny is thin, sexy, this girl was a total spinner back in the day and she's taken very good care of her body. I thought to myself well this isnt exactly what I was in the mood for, but Jenny is very attractive and Ive already come this far so no turning back now, and for once Im finally glad I went with instinct on this one.[/QUOTE]I haven't been there in a few years, but believe Jenny has been a mainstay there for many years. Yes, a sexy lady. The other one there was usually June, but one time I saw. Hanna, who I think may be the one from Soft Touch in Springfield, a sub 5 foot sexy lady too.

I may need to revisit.

BB. Great way to make your point. Since we are all on the quest to find the unicorns or the the Maltese Falcons. [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp7130Bjec4[/URL].

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5497416]It's being a sap.

If she didn't perform as promised, you are under no obligation to pay as promised. Instead of paying and smiling, shake your head when she puts her hand out and tell her she doesn't get a tip for nothing.

Maybe she did 40-60 worth, so you might give her that much.

Take a lesson from Sam Spade, and don't play the sap for scheming dames who lie to you.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2jX_LaCpp4[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NyHornet;5497748]I haven't been there in a few years, but believe Jenny has been a mainstay there for many years. Yes, a sexy lady. The other one there was usually June, but one time I saw. Hanna, who I think may be the one from Soft Touch in Springfield, a sub 5 foot sexy lady too.

I may need to revisit.[/QUOTE]Good catch about Hannah previously being at Cosmo. I know she has been at Soft Touch for over two years and she told me she has lived in NOVA forever. I don't subscribe to rubmaps but I use it for addressed and to locate providers. Sure enough there is a review for Hannah from 2016 at Cosmos. Do you remember if she have a lower back tat them?

Next time I go and visit her I will ask her. Claiming I had her years ago there.

[QUOTE=FourNick8;5498653]Good catch about Hannah previously being at Cosmo. I know she has been at Soft Touch for over two years and she told me she has lived in NOVA forever. I don't subscribe to rubmaps but I use it for addressed and to locate providers. Sure enough there is a review for Hannah from 2016 at Cosmos. Do you remember if she have a lower back tat them?

Next time I go and visit her I will ask her. Claiming I had her years ago there.[/QUOTE]You are correct. That's the same Hannah that is currently working at Soft Touch. She is aging well. Not skinny but not too thick. Small sexy frame with a tat on her back. If there was a AMP with her, Jenny And Linda from Angel Therapy, I would need a second job to support my habits LOL.

Anyone have any reports on MT in Annandale?

[QUOTE=FourNick8;5498653]Good catch about Hannah previously being at Cosmo. I know she has been at Soft Touch for over two years and she told me she has lived in NOVA forever. I don't subscribe to rubmaps but I use it for addressed and to locate providers. Sure enough there is a review for Hannah from 2016 at Cosmos. Do you remember if she have a lower back tat them?

Next time I go and visit her I will ask her. Claiming I had her years ago there.[/QUOTE]No, too long ago. I just remember her being very short and friendly and she said she normally worked at Soft Touch and was at Cosmos for awhile.

I had a dream I was near Tysons corner. When I felt a need for relaxation. I remember a place that was nice and clean. I drew Leah and nice looking provider at the front desk. When leading me to the room. I seen a nice big lower half. I had other business so it was a short dream of 30 min for. 8. Good massage was given but no touching in the sweet spot. We had a little small talk and then was asked to flip. It was a good massage and now I was hope for a good finish. I know this dream normally is just HE only with maybe some nursing. I was asked if I wanted a little more massage in the mid section. I said yep! She gave a nice steady stroke and I had to grab a hold of that booty. When I grabbed a hold she removed bottoms and top. That thing was so nice. I had to tell her to turn around so I just look at it for a sec. I told her a few other things that got things rolling a little more. I was able to nurse and FIV. I could tell she liked how I did it. A trick I picked up over the years. She told me there is little time left. I told sorry and told her a joke. Then she turn around and rub the stick all over and between that booty. I realized FS was able if I wanted when I got up and bent her over. I wanted to make a mess on the big booty. She let me rub Jr on P and didn't make a move. But I do really do FS and I didn't have a wrapper. I finished and helped wipe her off and she did the same. I will return to this dream again and hope I can FS. I will make an exception for her.

[QUOTE=Bangkok2001;5500042]I had a dream I was near Tysons corner. When I felt a need for relaxation. I remember a place that was nice and clean. I drew Leah and nice looking provider at the front desk. When leading me to the room. I seen a nice big lower half. I had other business so it was a short dream of 30 min for. 8. Good massage was given but no touching in the sweet spot. We had a little small talk and then was asked to flip. It was a good massage and now I was hope for a good finish. I know this dream normally is just HE only with maybe some nursing. I was asked if I wanted a little more massage in the mid section. I said yep! She gave a nice steady stroke and I had to grab a hold of that booty. When I grabbed a hold she removed bottoms and top. That thing was so nice. I had to tell her to turn around so I just look at it for a sec. I told her a few other things that got things rolling a little more. I was able to nurse and FIV. I could tell she liked how I did it. A trick I picked up over the years. She told me there is little time left. I told sorry and told her a joke. Then she turn around and rub the stick all over and between that booty. I realized FS was able if I wanted when I got up and bent her over. I wanted to make a mess on the big booty. She let me rub Jr on P and didn't make a move. But I do really do FS and I didn't have a wrapper. I finished and helped wipe her off and she did the same. I will return to this dream again and hope I can FS. I will make an exception for her.[/QUOTE]Give the name of the place you went to so others can find it as well.

[QUOTE=BunkerBuster;5500283]Give the name of the place you went to so others can find it as well.[/QUOTE]Sounds like it might be FHOH Spa?