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[QUOTE=Sunycide;2477020]You ever try to walk in to Jeff Ruby's on Oaks night and try to get a seat? No. Cause you can't. Cause it's full. Same analogy applies here. This coming from someone who hasn't gotten an appt with her in over a year. And I have tried. I'm sure like you have.

Whether you want to admit it or not she's arguably top 3 in the city. Fantastic rub. Spa worthy. Easy to talk to. Check. Attractive. Check. Service? Well, my experience is quite quite fine. More a Jeff Rubys then a McNugget.

My point was labeling her as falling down a rabbit hole cause of her partner now is weak. Who cares? The service speaks for itself. Again, this coming from someone who hasn't seen her in some time.

And before we go labeling any of the providers in this city as habitual, strung out, problem riddled, fallen angels, how many of you would read your last review of a provider here verbatim to your mothers?

We are all broken. Some of us hide it, some deny it, some avoid it, but in our own minds, we all know it. Yet that is different then those we seek pleasure from? Let's get over ourselves for a bit shall we? Keep this game simple. Cause when you try to psychoanalyze it and be honest about it, we are no different as pleasure seekers then those who provide the pleasure. We just don't talk about it.

Carry on.[/QUOTE]The difference here is it isn't that I went to Jeff Ruby's, saw they were full and wasn't willing to leave my name with the hostess and wait my turn for their excellent service and cuisine. Instead it would be as if I went there numerous times, completely prepared to be patient and later rewarded for my patience but simply couldn't even get the hostess to acknowledge my presence, much less take my name and give me an estimate of how long I would wait. If a restaurant did that to me then obviously I'd choose another establishment, as there are other excellent restaurants to choose from.

And yes we are all broken in some fashion or form. Our response to it is a rather critical part of who we are.

[QUOTE=Booker5151;2476705]Had incall with skyy. When I came out, a cop car was parked in the parking lot with the officer inside. [U]I left without any issue.[/U] [B]Any way they can get me after the fact?[/B][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zomby;2476971][B]Not if you keep your mouth shut.[/B][/QUOTE]You are required by Law to give your correct Legal real name when requested by any L'E'O' acting in his or her Official capacity: attempting to conceal Your true identity by refusing to answer or giving a misleading answer or false name could get You arrested for "Obstruction of Justice" or some similar charge; & even if You do correctly identify Yourself they will probably detain You while they check for "Wants & Warrants" + try to scare You & "sweat" You for anything they can "twist" to use against You!

[QUOTE=Zomby;2476971][B]Not if you keep your mouth shut. And by that I mean completely. Don't give [I]any [/I]answer to questions from the police, or anyone you suspect is working with them, even if answer is "I didn't do anything. " Remember, [I]your [/I]lies, if they can be proven to be such, are admissible in court, while the lies the [I]police [/I]tell you, like "this is off the record" or "I just want to find out what happened", are immaterial, and will be specifically excluded[/B][/QUOTE]Once You have correctly Legally identified Yourself You should not say anything else to try to "explain" anything! Do not answer any other questions or make any statements about Your activities or Yourself. After they've had time to "pat You down" for anything they can feel through Your clothing that they could try to pretend they suspected was a weapon or other danger to them, & to check for "Wants & Warrants" against You, You can just POLITELY ask (every few minutes) "[U]am I under arrest or am I free to leave[/U]" & if they arrest You then state "[B]I refuse to make any statements or answer any questions until I have consulted with a criminal-defense lawyer & have my criminal-defense lawyer present to counsel me during any questioning[/B]" & then just don't say anything else!

[QUOTE]KY law states that no person may be convicted of prostitution, or soliciting, based [I]solely [/I]on the testimony of another. That means that even if [U]she [/U]admits it, and points at you, you can't be convicted on that alone. [B]It won't stop them from [U]charging [/U]you, of course, in hopes that you'll be stupid enough to incriminate yourself.[/B][/QUOTE]Zomby has this exactly right here! Unless they already had audio-surveillance or audio-video-surveillance on her & have recorded You agreeing to pay for, or negotiating for or paying for, illegal sexual-activiity: then they have no proof that would convict You. [U]Unless You incriminate Yourself by what You say to them![/U].

[QUOTE=Urbanwonder42;2477246]The difference here is it isn't that I went to Jeff Ruby's, saw they were full and wasn't willing to leave my name with the hostess and wait my turn for their excellent service and cuisine. Instead it would be as if I went there numerous times, completely prepared to be patient and later rewarded for my patience but simply couldn't even get the hostess to acknowledge my presence, much less take my name and give me an estimate of how long I would wait. If a restaurant did that to me then obviously I'd choose another establishment, as there are other excellent restaurants to choose from.

And yes we are all broken in some fashion or form. Our response to it is a rather critical part of who we are.[/QUOTE]What I'm willing to do compared with what they are willing to do. Huge difference. I'm sure you can find some shining examples on both sides. When you average out the positives and negatives, our side comes way ahead.

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This lady lives a nice apartment in the east end. She is tall and very dark. Native American I would guess. I almost left but when I got into my BMW a craving comes over me. Like a vampire for blood I had a thirst. Instead I reached for my wallet and pulled out money. Headed back into her apartment to satisfy my craving.

The ad has 2 ladies in it. She was the one with darker hair.

During and after business she confessed her reluctance. She said I carry myself like a cop. She promised better sessions in the future. I could tell afterwards she was much more calm and relaxed.

The verdict is she is a good performer. While not my type, I may visit again if the hunger is present. Some baby damage and average looks. Nice girl and can be a conversationalist. She is Looking for regulars and doesn't advertise often.

BBBJ, GFE, missionary, doggy.

Looks 5.

Price $.

Performance 7.

Repeat in a pinch.

I crave ebony from time to time. So, I was doing some research on new ebonies. After some dead ends and nervous phone calls, settled in for a dream with the little chocolate dream. I believe this was a toftt. Wow! Great rocking body and a sweet girl too. She welcomed me at the door wearing a sexy cover up and a thong. After pleasant conversation we hit it off really real. Lfk, CBJ, light daty, mish, k9. Will repeat and hope more is on the menu with a repeat visit.

Madison. I have seen her numerous times and she is a trooper. She prefers couples and I have seen her both with my wife and alone. She takes direction very well and is great at oral conversations. She's a bit small, so you have to be very gentle with her!

Bonnie. Total ripoff. Smelled bad, nothing like pics, drugs have ruined her teeth, and not very clean. Left to go get party favors in her car, and never came back. Stole my money. I'm surprised she has good reviews on "another site". Maybe if she got some help, she would be a sweet girl. The overall experience just made me sad.

Taylor. Quiet, sweet, tiny (I like tiny). She was great! Her pimp, on the other hand, would not stop calling, and busted into the room uninvited, and kicked me out. GIANT black muscle man. Not the kinda dude you want to bust in when you're buck naked. Didn't get to finish. I want to rescue her but I'm not going to get involved.

Olivia. Beautiful voice, beautiful girl, was 4 hours late to the appointment, and when she got to the room, bait and switched me with another girl who was very heavy-set, wanted to get fisted, and gave me a blunt. Also, she said she could squirt, but I think she actually just peed on my face. I didn't get off. Olivia came back later on to try and see me again for real but wanted $ in the thousands for it. GPS?

JennyLMT. I saw Delilah but I'm pretty sure it's the same girl that's been the topic of conversation lately.

I don't know about chicken nuggets, but she gave the impression of definitely not having a pimp, if anything I think she has a lot of people envious of her because she's genuine, really enjoyed having conversation, clean, classy, gravity has been very nice to her boobies.

I was in town for a couple of days so I thought I would have an adventure.

I get in town and text the following: CBE, Adriana, Lynnli, Kendall, and.

CBE. She is an oold friend of mine. I texted her to see if we could get together. No reply. Next.

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Adrianna. Texting asking about her or a double with her and someone else. Text back and forth then silence. I waited a few minutes and sent one last text to tell her I was ready for whatever now. Silence. My thought is I spooked her or she got a better offer. Next.

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Kendall. I know what you are saying, RTFF or accept what you get. Tested back and forth. She quoted $$$ for an hr. When I balked she made her way down to $$. Something told me to go back and double check her reviews. Saved by a scheduling conflict. She gave me some story but sometimes the timing just does not work. May have dodged a bullet. Thanks guys. Next.

Harmony. I texted and waited. 5-6 hrs later I got a response that she was at the gym and done for the day. Next.

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Decided it may not be my night. The trip was not as planned as normal so I did not have the chance to line anything up like I normally do. Thought I would head to BU and at least see what's going on there. Maybe a little VIP or takeout. Got to BU and when I say the place was dead. I mean died many years ago and all that was left was a memory of a good time. Two dancers. One white one black. Never talked to the white one. The black girl, rayne, tried to get money from me by all but calling me a racist. She kept telling me I was not interested because "I did not like black people". I resisted telling her that if she looked like Beyonce, I would bend her over right then and there. It was a bad game she plays. I heard her tell a black guy the same thing. Left without seeing a boob. That's right. Strip club without stripping.

Texted Lynnli. She was good to go until I asked for directions from BU. She said she was in bed and went dark.

Next day I followed up with Lynnli since she was in the direction I was going. She responded that an ex worked at BU and she thought I was him. Cool. Setup a meeting.

Lynnli.

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She directed me into her hotel. Not the best place but the room was OK. Pics are accurate. Cute body, cute face, great ass. Brunette with blue eyes, one of my favorites. I went for the hh because I was not sure what to expect. A great value at $90 hh. We got down to it. LFK, BBBJ, cover on, CG, RCG, Doggie. Cleaned up and left with a kiss and a hug. She has some new pics up and the are a great representation of what she really looks like. She was fun. If I am in a pinch or just need a value. I will see her again.

Vol.

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[QUOTE=Orion2011;2477643]This is so confusing. Did she look like the tank top pic or is she a fatty? Please don't sugar coat this![/QUOTE]She looked like the tank top pic with a lot of extra weight.

[QUOTE=HappyHobbyist;2465110]Guess you are talking about the tattoo shop. With the changes in Clark county tattoo regulations I would be careful they will be open to surprise inspections.[/QUOTE]Was chatting the new girl Crystal at the tattoo shop and she inadvertently dropped the comment that LE had talked to her yesterday. If the young ladies are chatting with LE its not a good time to be frequenting the place. For what it is worth be cautious.

[QUOTE=Orion2011;2477643]This is so confusing. Did she look like the tank top pic or is she a fatty? Please don't sugar coat this![/QUOTE]I saw her ad on Saturday on a different site and per instructions sent PM to inquire. No response. I texted her on Sunday, twice, a couple hours apart, and got a response about an hour later. She said she was sick (possibly bronchitis) but she would try to sleep it off and contact me later. She didn't. I texted again Monday, got a response much later but too late by that time so scheduled for Tuesday night. All set. 2 hours before I call to confirm, nothing, 1 before call and text and she replies about 30 minutes before scheduled time and says something came up with son, can we reschedule. Now rescheduled for Wednesday night. Try to contact her 3 times in the hours leading up to the appointed time, no response. I gave up, it was the fifth day of trying, should have given up much sooner. You fellas that got to see her are either much more patient and / or persistent than I or just got lucky. Or maybe are the reason my appointments were cancelled. Glad I didn't miss out on much, and even happier that I am scheduled with a favorite that moved away but is in town for the holiday. Reliability and professionalism are becoming harder and harder to find.

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This lady lives a nice apartment in the east end. She is tall and very dark. Native American I would guess. I almost left but when I got into my BMW a craving comes over me. Like a vampire for blood I had a thirst. Instead I reached for my wallet and pulled out money. Headed back into her apartment to satisfy my craving.

The ad has 2 ladies in it. She was the one with darker hair.

During and after business she confessed her reluctance. She said I carry myself like a cop. She promised better sessions in the future. I could tell afterwards she was much more calm and relaxed.

The verdict is she is a good performer. While not my type, I may visit again if the hunger is present. Some baby damage and average looks. Nice girl and can be a conversationalist. She is Looking for regulars and doesn't advertise often.

BBBJ, GFE, missionary, doggy.

Looks 5.

Price $.

Performance 7.

Repeat in a pinch.[/QUOTE]Forgot to mention she gave a CIM finish with a mad dash to the sink. It was funny and euphoric. How I love a good CIM? Didn't spill a drop.

Had an urge for some strange so decided to visit with Jessica. Add 20 lbs to the pictures around the waist and pics might be her.

Very tall and very friendly during the visit but I won't repeat. Super safety girl and nothing uncovered. Hint of upsell but already knew this was a grind it out and go situation.

Faint smell of BO along with other odors.

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[QUOTE=PlayForFun;2477438]Madison. I have seen her numerous times and she is a trooper. She prefers couples and I have seen her both with my wife and alone. She takes direction very well and is great at oral conversations. She's a bit small, so you have to be very gentle with her!

Bonnie. Total ripoff. Smelled bad, nothing like pics, drugs have ruined her teeth, and not very clean. Left to go get party favors in her car, and never came back. Stole my money. I'm surprised she has good reviews on "another site". Maybe if she got some help, she would be a sweet girl. The overall experience just made me sad.

Taylor. Quiet, sweet, tiny (I like tiny). She was great! Her pimp, on the other hand, would not stop calling, and busted into the room uninvited, and kicked me out. GIANT black muscle man. Not the kinda dude you want to bust in when you're buck naked. Didn't get to finish. I want to rescue her but I'm not going to get involved.

Olivia. Beautiful voice, beautiful girl, was 4 hours late to the appointment, and when she got to the room, bait and switched me with another girl who was very heavy-set, wanted to get fisted, and gave me a blunt. Also, she said she could squirt, but I think she actually just peed on my face. I didn't get off. Olivia came back later on to try and see me again for real but wanted $ in the thousands for it. GPS?

JennyLMT. I saw Delilah but I'm pretty sure it's the same girl that's been the topic of conversation lately.

I don't know about chicken nuggets, but she gave the impression of definitely not having a pimp, if anything I think she has a lot of people envious of her because she's genuine, really enjoyed having conversation, clean, classy, gravity has been very nice to her boobies.[/QUOTE]Damn bro, I think I would retire if I were you. Why not just save a little money and see the twins?

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