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Had a dream with Amanda last week and like many others almost gave up. Started with texting her a few hours in advance asking if she was free. When asked I gave her a time a couple of hours from then. Texted again about 30 minutes before and got a quick reply.

Got to her area on time and texted to get an address but got no reply. Waited 15 minutes and said "I guess you changed your mind. Hope you have a good night". Got a reply that she was waiting for her roommate to leave. I waited 15 more minutes and headed home.

About an hour after our original meeting time she texted saying sorry and that her roommate ended up not leaving but I could come over anyway. I suggested that instead I pick her up and we go back to my house which she agreed.

She is a tiny young woman which is exactly what I like. Started with a BBBJ, then DATY, 69 and finished in CG. Quite the sight watching her bounce up and down. For me it was worth the hassle and I plan on seeing her again.

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Had some business to take care of on international drive so I figure since I was in the area I would check out BP. Came across Hayleigh ad and shot her a text. She texted back right away and quoted me a donation of 120 for hh, I then countered with 60 coins for a QV, she then counters with 80 for QV. I tell her all I have is 60 and told her to have a good night. She immediately texts back that 60 is fine and I was at her notel on I drive 30 minutes later.

Here is a quick summary of what happened. I get room number and knock on door and no one answers, knock again, no one answers. I start to walk away and I hear the latch on door open. I walk in and immediately say where is the girl in the pic? Clearly this is NOT the chick in the pic. She then says she is the girl in pic and those pics were from a year ago. Now the chick didn't look to bad, she was still fuckable for 60 coins but to me it's the principle of fucking lying. So she then says well you're here now so let's get started. I say I need to check out your bathroom, her bathroom door was closed which was weird to me. She then says her girlfriend is using the bathroom and I can't go in there.

She seems to get an attitude after this. I tell her in a few choice words that this ain't my fucking first rodeo and if I can't check out bathroom then I'm out of here. She then says in a loud voice that I must pay her something for in her word's wasting her time. LOL! Now what she didn't know is that I had a 9 mm glock on me, which I ALWAYS carry on me. It's my best friend. So I tell her to go fuck herself and I tell her to call her so called girlfriend out the bathroom. She threatens to cut me with her knife. Kind of turned me on at this point. LOL! I then tell her I'm leaving now before I catch yet another fucking case. I tell her this as I have my glock in my hand ready to unleash. Needless to say this chick froze like a deer caught in fucking headlights! Chick almost shit herself. I excused myself and went to my car and hit up paradise trail.

Smh. Guys if a chick is using FAKE pics. Walk away, or at least try too.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]C5, this really needs to be adopted by EVERY FUCKING ONE OF US! If a friend is using fake pics walk away. The principle of being lied to alone justifies it. CG1 has never had a positive experience with a friend that used fake pics, and thus adopted this mantra a long time ago. Brothers, do yourself and everyone else on the board a favor and stop making it seem okay to use fake pics. Too many fish in the sea to settle for imitation crab LOL.

-CG1.

This one was a real puzzle. Saw 3 recent positive reviews on another site so decided to take the plunge. Big mistake. Incall was a dumpy trailer which looked like it had been abandoned, mattress on floor, one big overall mess. Should have left right there and then, but little head was in charge so moved right along.

After mutual LEO check, asks me to get confortable but she tells me she has to leave room to give part of donation to family member. Now I was definitely on guard and ready to bail out but she came right back ready for action. At this point just wanted to finish deed and get out. Lina was nice enough and aimed to please. Started with BBBJ which I promptly asked her to switch over to MISH. Finished as quickly as I could and left.

Guess something happened between those other reviews and my visit. Good luck. You have been warned.

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So I had to see what the hype was about and I contacted Amanda. I know some of you stated that she was flaky and hard to get a hold of but she responded within 10 minutes of my text and I was there within an hour. She called me to get a sense of what kind of dude I am and told me she was a very nice girl and wanted to make sure I was respectful. After the phone call she texted her address and I bolted from the Publix parking lot over to her place. To re-enforce what others have said: Dirty place, mattress on floor, cig smell. I brought my own covers and opted for a CBJ, then covered DS. CBJ was actually pretty good, then I finished DS. She is the girl in the pics but a little more rough looking. Definitely not my type and her surroundings are pretty bad. Overall super sweet girl but I will not return. 60 for a QV. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-girl-next-door/14769350[/URL].

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Has anyone seen this girl? Please let me know. I am thinking of TOFFTing this one.

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Has anyone seen this girl? Please let me know. I am thinking of TOFFTing this one.[/QUOTE]Please do and report back, I've been eyeing that one myself.

Came across this ad tonight. Really want to fulfill a cougar fantasy tonight.

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Anyone every met her? A little nervous it is too close to polk county. Any stings going on just now?

Any advice on cougars to meet?

April fools sting went on from April 1-5. Read news and reports for sting info.

Never go to Polk county.

[QUOTE=BritishLad;2863433]Came across this ad tonight. Really want to fulfill a cougar fantasy tonight.

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Anyone every met her? A little nervous it is too close to polk county. Any stings going on just now?

Any advice on cougars to meet?[/QUOTE]

She does good service but her hygiene is a turn off to many mangers including myself. Lot of fishes are available in O town.

[QUOTE=LetsDoThis75;2863035]So I had to see what the hype was about and I contacted Amanda. I know some of you stated that she was flaky and hard to get a hold of but she responded within 10 minutes of my text and I was there within an hour. She called me to get a sense of what kind of dude I am and told me she was a very nice girl and wanted to make sure I was respectful. After the phone call she texted her address and I bolted from the Publix parking lot over to her place. To re-enforce what others have said: Dirty place, mattress on floor, cig smell. I brought my own covers and opted for a CBJ, then covered DS. CBJ was actually pretty good, then I finished DS. She is the girl in the pics but a little more rough looking. Definitely not my type and her surroundings are pretty bad. Overall super sweet girl but I will not return. 60 for a QV. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/petite-girl-next-door/14769350[/URL].[/QUOTE]

I wrote a post about this gal recenlty and yes she is bbw, but one of the sexiest I've see. She is an hour glass bbw, not sloppy and great fucking tits! I mean beauiful and firm. BBBJ the way you want it with no complaints and no rushing. So you can sit back, relax and enjoy the view. Haven't tried the kitty yet though. Yet!

[QUOTE=Sharp999;2862099]Dreamt about the famed Anna about 2 weeks ago. Easy set up, 2 star hotel by Florida Mall on smoking floor which was a drag (no pun intended) be / see this was an AM call before work. She was chatty as everyone has reported, great BBBJCIM and for 80 coins, I would repeat, however need to make sure the smoking lounge is not where she is staying. P.S.: she is a BBW, pics a a little deceiving.[/QUOTE]

C5 I have to assume you never get naked in these situations, not even a loose belt buckle, just thru the jeans. If, however, you do get naked, what do yodo with that 9 mm? I can't imagine any of these chicks are cool with pulling that thing out and laying it on the table when its time to take care of business. Let me know brother.

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Had some business to take care of on international drive so I figure since I was in the area I would check out BP. Came across Hayleigh ad and shot her a text. She texted back right away and quoted me a donation of 120 for hh, I then countered with 60 coins for a QV, she then counters with 80 for QV. I tell her all I have is 60 and told her to have a good night. She immediately texts back that 60 is fine and I was at her notel on I drive 30 minutes later.

Here is a quick summary of what happened. I get room number and knock on door and no one answers, knock again, no one answers. I start to walk away and I hear the latch on door open. I walk in and immediately say where is the girl in the pic? Clearly this is NOT the chick in the pic. She then says she is the girl in pic and those pics were from a year ago. Now the chick didn't look to bad, she was still fuckable for 60 coins but to me it's the principle of fucking lying. So she then says well you're here now so let's get started. I say I need to check out your bathroom, her bathroom door was closed which was weird to me. She then says her girlfriend is using the bathroom and I can't go in there.

She seems to get an attitude after this. I tell her in a few choice words that this ain't my fucking first rodeo and if I can't check out bathroom then I'm out of here. She then says in a loud voice that I must pay her something for in her word's wasting her time. LOL! Now what she didn't know is that I had a 9 mm glock on me, which I ALWAYS carry on me. It's my best friend. So I tell her to go fuck herself and I tell her to call her so called girlfriend out the bathroom. She threatens to cut me with her knife. Kind of turned me on at this point. LOL! I then tell her I'm leaving now before I catch yet another fucking case. I tell her this as I have my glock in my hand ready to unleash. Needless to say this chick froze like a deer caught in fucking headlights! Chick almost shit herself. I excused myself and went to my car and hit up paradise trail.

Smh. Guys if a chick is using FAKE pics. Walk away, or at least try too.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ProMonger1998;2863651]C5 I have to assume you never get naked in these situations, not even a loose belt buckle, just thru the jeans. If, however, you do get naked, what do yodo with that 9 mm? I can't imagine any of these chicks are cool with pulling that thing out and laying it on the table when its time to take care of business. Let me know brother.[/QUOTE]Let me try and answer your question for you sir. You obviously do not carry any type of firearm at all. For you to assume that I never get naked and that I do it thru the zipper on my jeans is absurd. Did you even read my post all the way? It's not everyday I do BP, I'm a paradise trail monger first and foremost. Guess what? I carry in my truck as well. I have NEVER been asked to leave an appointment with a BP chick simply because she saw my glock. I am NOT there to make love, I am there to get my dick and balls sucked and fucked. I am NOT in an appointment for hours on end. Of course when thing go right on a BP date I get naked. LOL! I can't fuck through a zipper. I lay my weapon wherever I see fit and most of the time it's not in plain view. I personally have been told by numerous chicks that many MONGERS carry on them at all time's. This is nothing new. Obviously carrying is not for you. Be careful with your assumptions of another monger dreams. You just may be very wrong, which is exactly the case now. I hope I answered your question.

Chris5.

Calm down dude, was just an inquiry, didn't mean to rile you up, I'm not the only one making assumptions here.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2863743]Let me try and answer your question for you sir. You obviously do not carry any type of firearm at all. For you to assume that I never get naked and that I do it thru the zipper on my jeans is absurd. Did you even read my post all the way? It's not everyday I do BP, I'm a paradise trail monger first and foremost. Guess what? I carry in my truck as well. I have NEVER been asked to leave an appointment with a BP chick simply because she saw my glock. I am NOT there to make love, I am there to get my dick and balls sucked and fucked. I am NOT in an appointment for hours on end. Of course when thing go right on a BP date I get naked. LOL! I can't fuck through a zipper. I lay my weapon wherever I see fit and most of the time it's not in plain view. I personally have been told by numerous chicks that many MONGERS carry on them at all time's. This is nothing new. Obviously carrying is not for you. Be careful with your assumptions of another monger dreams. You just may be very wrong, which is exactly the case now. I hope I answered your question.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

This one has a better video up, can't recall if anyone TOFTT on this yet.

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[QUOTE=ProMonger1998;2863651]C5 I have to assume you never get naked in these situations, not even a loose belt buckle, just thru the jeans. If, however, you do get naked, what do yodo with that 9 mm? I can't imagine any of these chicks are cool with pulling that thing out and laying it on the table when its time to take care of business. Let me know brother.[/QUOTE]They sell holsters that you can buy that you can hide a gun by putting in inside of pants from the waist. Most people don't know what is its since most common holsters cover the entire weapon. In the market for one if anyone has suggestions.

Here is one for an example.

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