Massage Parlor Reports

After reading the last few pages of posts I figured I would give Sky or Mist a try. I went to Craigslist and Backpage and the only one of the two that advertised was Sky. It gave the address so I tried there. I could not find the address or number or advertisment for Mist. I did some of the tourist thing for a while then tried to find Sky for later that night. I found the address and it did not look good. The only place opened in the building was a psychic reader. He said that Sky was shut down 3 days ago. (I guess since he is a psychic he knew what I was there for.) Went to the old Downtown. It is now called Vermont Therapy. 80 for an hour and it did not look promising for later so I left. The place across the street from Archibalds was closed as well. The only other place was M street spa. On the 2nd or 3rd floor. It is now called Smile. You guys probably already knew that. It looked promising so I said I would be back later that night.

Later that night.

Went to Camalots. Nice place. Got there around 8pm. Got a seat upstairs up front. Front row. Nice looking women all of them. Had 3 Coronas at 10 BUCKS a pop! Corona for me seems to be stonger than my usual Miller Lite. Since I had an empty stomach, after 3 I was feeling pretty good. Went next door 2 doors down to Smile. I was told to come back in 20 minutes. So back to Camalot for one more beer. 30 minutes or so I went back and got in. The lady that andwered the door I thought was going to be my therapist and I was not sure if I wanted to stay. But in came Mina.

Cute girl. Speaks and understands our native language. (English) Nice table shower and back to the room. Very good massage. After a long long long massage I was wondering when the flip would come. Finally, she told me to turn over. After a few more minutes she gave me the hand signal for HJ. I asked for more and she said NO. I tried in vain to talk her into more but she was firm. God bless her she tried on the HJ. But I guess with the 4 beers in me and the disapointment of only a HJ, plus she would not disrobe at all. It just was not going to happen. If you know what I mean. She tried for 10 minutes or so. I even tried to help her. But nothing. Left her 20 tip and she did not complain.

I don't see any posts on this place maybe thats why. She also said she was the only one working that night.

Overall.

Mina / Smile.

Face 8.

Body. Could not tell. I think it would have been very nice.

Massage 9/10.

Extras. 0.

YMMV

Hello, I've been registered here for 23 days and this is my first report. After reading some reports for spas in the MD / VA area I decided to go to one (referenced below) this past Sunday (2/20). The report that persuaded me most is here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3906-General-Reports&p=902499&viewfull=1#post902499[/url]

Anyway in this report the guy uses a certain name. So I call at 6:30pm, Masaman asks if I've ever been there, I tell her yes, she asks me who I used to see, I give her the name, and she suddenly becomes very friendly and tells me that the girl no longer works there, but three others do. So we make an appointment for 9:30.

Arrive at 9:34pm, walk in to find masaman and 3 ladies, one chubby white in mid-40's, one chubby Hispanic in mid-30's, and one fairly attractive lighter-skinned Peruvian in her late 20's. A little fat, maybe 140-145 lbs, but great tits and ass. Genina I believe her name was. She takes me back, we negotiate 170 for "everything". And everything worked out great. Multiple positions. So good that afterwards my buddy (who was waiting in the car for me) also got one. Same price.

[QUOTE=Cohiker; 1120221]Hey guys,

Its great reading about the AMP's glory days, I went to a bunch right before I moved to Richmond VA. Anyways I'm planning on doing a B-day present to myself and if the weather permits visiting DC tomorrow for a AMP tour. What does anyone know about H&H Flotation on Wisc. Ave? I can't find any reviews at all except a * review from 5 years ago. I never went there when I lived in town and have seen mixed reviews, but I know they did provide similar service as AMP's although their staff isn't strictly Asian. Looks like my AMP tour will be spent in the "golden triangle"/CT Ave area with now only 4 of them in 1 area as opposed to around 15 all over the nicer parts of NW DC. Wow things have freakin downsized! [/QUOTE]

Fellow Mongers,

This is a delayed report of 1333 Mist which happened about 3 weeks ago. This time the service was much better. TS was amazing. The massage was the best one I've had so far (only ever had one at an AMP). After the flip it got better. The standard door fee was charged, plus the tip. I gave her an extra 20 because of the amazing massage and great service.

Now for some questions.

As you know, this locale has been closed. And since this was the only one I have ever gone to. This saddens me since I was getting into the hobby and enjoying myself. So the question follows: Where should I go now to indulge? I know that there is a place in Tenleytown I've done my research and I know where it is and all of the logistical problems. However, a problem remains; I'm young (22) and at my prior establishment they were always skeptical of my age. They, however, didn't care and proceeded to provide a great service.

So, I ask you: As a young monger, will this place be a problem? I know it's known for it's discretion and raising an eyebrow to people they don't know. And I am afraid that this might be a problem with the recent crackdown. So, any input from you guys would be very appreciated.

Coffee

[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1145907]Fellow Mongers,

So, I ask you: As a young monger, will this place be a problem? I know it's known for it's discretion and raising an eyebrow to people they don't know. And I am afraid that this might be a problem with the recent crackdown. So, any input from you guys would be very appreciated.

Coffee[/QUOTE]Delay reports do no good for a place thats closed. You should have no problems there if you enjoy the ladies there.

[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1145907]Fellow Mongers,

As you know, this locale has been closed. And since this was the only one I have ever gone to. This saddens me since I was getting into the hobby and enjoying myself. So the question follows: Where should I go now to indulge? I know that there is a place in Tenleytown I've done my research and I know where it is and all of the logistical problems. However, a problem remains; I'm young (22) and at my prior establishment they were always skeptical of my age. They, however, didn't care and proceeded to provide a great service.

So, I ask you: As a young monger, will this place be a problem? I know it's known for it's discretion and raising an eyebrow to people they don't know. And I am afraid that this might be a problem with the recent crackdown. So, any input from you guys would be very appreciated.

Coffee[/QUOTE]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1146641]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?[/QUOTE]Do you really even have to ask that?

The answer is as clear as day; at an AMP you're guaranteed FS; dating is hit and miss. You can spend 3 times the amount of money as you would at an AMP on taking a few single ladies out, and not get half the 'affection' you would get at an AMP.

I'm older and married too. Most of us, I think, go to AMP's because we as men are generally under appreciated by women. They are taught from small that men, 'have to do this for you', 'and have to do that', so women generally don't thank us.

An an AMP; that hour is all about 'us' getting pampered.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1146641]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?[/QUOTE]Ginger,

It's a valid question, and it's fairly easy to answer. I'm in a long term relationship with someone, however, there is a distance problem since she's going to grad school. Lucky me, she was the one who suggested AMP's to take the edge off. It took me about a year before I caved under the combine pressure of work and not getting any since she was in school.

As far as money, I am also fortunate enough to own my own business which is affords me enough money to indulge on myself. Even so, I tend to go sparsely, maybe once a months, or once every two months. While they treat me great, I much prefer the actual experience with my woman.

I hope that explained it,

Coffee

[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1146761]Ginger,

It's a valid question, and it's fairly easy to answer. I'm in a long term relationship with someone, however, there is a distance problem since she's going to grad school. Lucky me, she was the one who suggested AMP's to take the edge off. It took me about a year before I caved under the combine pressure of work and not getting any since she was in school.

As far as money, I am also fortunate enough to own my own business which is affords me enough money to indulge on myself. Even so, I tend to go sparsely, maybe once a months, or once every two months. While they treat me great, I much prefer the actual experience with my woman.

I hope that explained it,

Coffee[/QUOTE]Then, that is cool.

Ginger Man, you know I have the utmost respect for your opinion, but I think you are wrong on this one.

I do believe a decade or 2 ago it was an older man's sport, but I see the dudes who leave and enter Mist, Jasmine, etc.
These are majority younger guys.

While there are many single women, they are usually single for a reason, and often times have radically high standards or are terrible to look at. Some men simply do not want to settle for it.

My theory is that in our fast paced and impatient world, more men simply don't have the time or patience to deal with non-payment relationships (especially when you simply will end up paying anyways).

And there is one more elephant in the room, I do not like American women (looks or personality) at all (and I am not the only one).

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1146641]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1146641]why hobby?[/QUOTE]Ginger, I also appreciate your contributions and respect your opinions. But I guess I'm jumping on the dog pile with my $0. 02 on this topic. It's pretty clear that there is no one answer to this question.

I think Freshly Snipe's report kinds sums it up for me. It's an hour of being papmered. If you spend all that time waiting for the end, you just might miss a good TS and massage. I'm not quite old yet, but I got a good 20+ years on our young Mr. Dcoffee. And I can honestly tell you that I can't recall my SO ever giving me a nice TS and a good massage. And BJ's? As soon as I said "I do", she said "I don't". And to be perfectly honest, AMPs are cheaper than my SO.

I don't know if I'd stay sane if I couldn't slip away for an hour and get pampered with a little me time.

Not trying to beat you up or nothing. Keep up the good work.

Butter Dog

[QUOTE=Drofnalb;1147245]And there is one more elephant in the room, I do not like American women (looks or personality) at all (and I am not the only one).[/QUOTE]Whoa, I think you hit the nail on the head.

For me, being married to one is enough. I need time away from her and I make my escape to the AMPs.

BTW, I'll be going to the Dominican Republic (first time) next week, solo. I'm hoping for an insane mongering experience.

American women as defined as any female either born here or imported here as an infant and raised here.

I have seen and known many who have their ethnic roots in some of the finer places that make great women BUT they were either second generation immigrants or adopted as an infant and raised here. There is too much pure ***** training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.

My present wife of over 30 years is the finest person I have ever known and while her interest in sex itself disappeared many years ago the rest of our life together is the best! So I see the AMPs and the occasional BP girl to take care of that and continue on that way. My wife was born and raised in the Far East and even after being an American for all these years she was raised right and still does most things right.

SO. If you are looking for a great wife go somewhere away from the USA andyou should find her. If you just want to bust a nut you can rent one of the American pigs if you want and if you have sadly married on of them and want to taste the good life go visit an AMP.

That is all. Move along.

JJ.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons; 1147583]Whoa, I think you hit the nail on the head.

For me, being married to one is enough. I need time away from her and I make my escape to the AMPs.

BTW, I'll be going to the Dominican Republic (first time) next week, solo. I'm hoping for an insane mongering experience. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1147691]American women as defined as any female either born here or imported here as an infant and raised here.

I have seen and known many who have their ethnic roots in some of the finer places that make great women BUT they were either second generation immigrants or adopted as an infant and raised here. There is too much pure * training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.

My present wife of over 30 years is the finest person I have ever known and while her interest in sex itself disappeared many years ago the rest of our life together is the best! So I see the AMPs and the occasional BP girl to take care of that and continue on that way. My wife was born and raised in the Far East and even after being an American for all these years she was raised right and still does most things right.

SO. If you are looking for a great wife go somewhere away from the USA andyou should find her. If you just want to bust a nut you can rent one of the American pigs if you want and if you have sadly married on of them and want to taste the good life go visit an AMP.

That is all. Move along.

JJ. [/QUOTE]You and I have much in common.

I have had great experiences with women, but upon reflection, they have either been European or Asian. Hmmm. Some American women are not the prizes they think they are.

I will be visiting DC next week, and I am looking for an AMP, which can provide really good deep tissue massage. Any recommendations?

Does anyone know if the AMP on new york ave is open? I went there last Thursday and the usual lady came outside and told me to call them first, called Saturday and she told me to call back Sunday which I did but they didn't pick up, I read on this thread many AMPs for closed I hope this one is not, Does anyone knows anything about it?

[QUOTE=Sleazebum;1147691]There is too much pure ***** training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.[/QUOTE]Amen, brother! I was just having this conversation with an old friend yesterday. He is now married (to an American) but otherwise felt the same way. He never traveled outside the US; I've been just about everywhere and just can't seem to find a single woman here who doesn't act like Helen Hunt on Mad About You constantly berating poor Paul Reiser. I've never wanted a woman to wait on me, all I've wanted is a little mutual respect and partnership in life, but damn it if women here in DC can't find some way to blame you for every little unhappiness in their lives. And for such a sensitive gender, don't they have a way of just being vicious and emasculating in their attacks?

Some people who know me well know that I step out as we all do to the local AMPs, and what my little trips down to Costa Rica or the Caribbean are really about. They also know that I am a good and otherwise decent man, and why I choose to do so rather than hunt for a civilian, and I think in a way they are almost envious. While I don't go around yelling it from mountain tops I don't feel in the least bit ashamed or stigmatized by the fact that I hobby.

If I were to ever get married it would probably be to a nice lady from South America, Thailand, or the Philippines. No swearing, no false pretense about football, but someone who can honestly be relied on to share an equal albeit feminine role in a relationship.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons;1147583]BTW, I'll be going to the Dominican Republic (first time) next week, solo. I'm hoping for an insane mongering experience.[/QUOTE]Check out some of my posts on the Sosua board on ISG. I use the same name there; you are going to have a GREAT time!

Come back and let us know how the renovations at La Passion are coming along!

[QUOTE=Markis;1148708]Does anyone know if the AMP on new york ave is open? I went there last Thursday and the usual lady came outside and told me to call them first, called Saturday and she told me to call back Sunday which I did but they didn't pick up, I read on this thread many AMPs for closed I hope this one is not, Does anyone knows anything about it?[/QUOTE]Are you talking about IHC? I haven't been there in years and I thought it closed a long time ago. When it was open it was one of the BEST!

Potential Wal-Mart landlord accused of hosting massage parlor.

By Mike DeBonis.

A prominent landowner who could soon host the city's first Wal-Mart is being targeted by city officials who are accusing his company of allowing an illicit massage parlor to operate in a downtown building it owns.

Jerry Schaeffer and brothers Andy and Dave own the parcel near[b] New York Avenue and Bladensburg Road NE[/b] That the mega retailer is eyeing for a 126, 000-square-foot store. The Schaeffers, long major players in the city taxicab industry and in real estate, have entered into a 60-year ground lease with a developer that is working with Wal-Mart to open a store next year.

A Jerry Schaeffer-owned company also owns a building at 1215 Connecticut Ave. NW, where "Spa Sky" operates. A Jan. 5 sting resulted in arrests of two Spa Sky employees on solicitation charges, according to court documents (warning: explicit language therein). A civil lawsuit filed by D. C. Attorney General Irvin Nathan this week alleges that the company is "allowing the operation of a house of prostitution."

On Jan. 14, the complaint says, the city notified Schaeffer's company that he had a bawdy house on his premises. But there was no response, and the suit holds that Schaeffer "has not taken any steps to abate the prostitution-related nuisance activity at the Property."

The city is requesting a judge to declare the parlor as "nuisance property" and immediately shut down Spa Sky. It also asks that Schaeffer's company pay damages and bar any future business on the premises that "provides physical therapy, spa, massage, nail salon, or any other services which would require the physical touch of another person, including disrobing (partial or otherwise) , touching (I. E, skin-to-skin contact) , or the treatment or application of any lotion (prescription or non) to any area of the body."

Reached this afternoon, Schaeffer rejected suggestions that he didn't move swiftly to get rid of the illicit business and vowed to fight the lawsuit."We started eviction as soon as we found out about it," he said."We're in the process of eviction now."

[QUOTE=Markis;1148708]Does anyone know if the AMP on new york ave is open? I went there last Thursday and the usual lady came outside and told me to call them first, called Saturday and she told me to call back Sunday which I did but they didn't pick up, I read on this thread many AMPs for closed I hope this one is not, Does anyone knows anything about it?[/QUOTE]

Dam we agree on something else (-:

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1147691]American women as defined as any female either born here or imported here as an infant and raised here.

I have seen and known many who have their ethnic roots in some of the finer places that make great women BUT they were either second generation immigrants or adopted as an infant and raised here. There is too much pure * training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.

My present wife of over 30 years is the finest person I have ever known and while her interest in sex itself disappeared many years ago the rest of our life together is the best! So I see the AMPs and the occasional BP girl to take care of that and continue on that way. My wife was born and raised in the Far East and even after being an American for all these years she was raised right and still does most things right.

SO. If you are looking for a great wife go somewhere away from the USA andyou should find her. If you just want to bust a nut you can rent one of the American pigs if you want and if you have sadly married on of them and want to taste the good life go visit an AMP.

That is all. Move along.

JJ. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Hugh Handsoman; 1149154]Potential Wal-Mart landlord accused of hosting massage parlor.

By Mike DeBonis.

A prominent landowner who could soon host the city's first Wal-Mart is being targeted by city officials who are accusing his company of allowing an illicit massage parlor to operate in a downtown building it owns.

Jerry Schaeffer and brothers Andy and Dave own the parcel near[b] New York Avenue and Bladensburg Road NE[/b] That the mega retailer is eyeing for a 126, 000-square-foot store. The Schaeffers, long major players in the city taxicab industry and in real estate, have entered into a 60-year ground lease with a developer that is working with Wal-Mart to open a store next year.

A Jerry Schaeffer-owned company also owns a building at 1215 Connecticut Ave. NW, where "Spa Sky" operates. A Jan. 5 sting resulted in arrests of two Spa Sky employees on solicitation charges, according to court documents (warning: explicit language therein). A civil lawsuit filed by D. C. Attorney General Irvin Nathan this week alleges that the company is "allowing the operation of a house of prostitution."

On Jan. 14, the complaint says, the city notified Schaeffer's company that he had a bawdy house on his premises. But there was no response, and the suit holds that Schaeffer "has not taken any steps to abate the prostitution-related nuisance activity at the Property."

The city is requesting a judge to declare the parlor as "nuisance property" and immediately shut down Spa Sky. It also asks that Schaeffer's company pay damages and bar any future business on the premises that "provides physical therapy, spa, massage, nail salon, or any other services which would require the physical touch of another person, including disrobing (partial or otherwise) , touching (I. E, skin-to-skin contact) , or the treatment or application of any lotion (prescription or non) to any area of the body."

Reached this afternoon, Schaeffer rejected suggestions that he didn't move swiftly to get rid of the illicit business and vowed to fight the lawsuit."We started eviction as soon as we found out about it," he said."We're in the process of eviction now."[/QUOTE]Wonder what prompted this crusade?

[QUOTE=Bigcatt69;1149248]Wonder what prompted this crusade?[/QUOTE]Meanwhile, you have city officials running around in taxpayer-leased top of the line SUVs, corruption everywhere, and this high morality. Give me a break.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1149409]Meanwhile, you have city officials running around in taxpayer-leased top of the line SUVs, corruption everywhere, and this high morality. Give me a break.[/QUOTE]Yeah. And they thought Marion Barry was bad! This dude Kwame Brown didn't like the interior color in his $2000 / month Linciln so DC is stuck with it while he got a different one!

The parcel that is the potential home of the Wal-Mart is on the other side of the street of 1818 NY Ave, and the spa in question in the article is in a property of his on Conn Ave. I know the Schaeffer's own parcels on the south side of NY AVe from WV to Bladensburg Road, where Skylark Lounge is, but not sure they own 1818. An interesting and important article for this forum, but not sure if it is relevant in regards to whether 1818 is open.

[QUOTE=Hugh Handsoman; 1149154]Potential Wal-Mart landlord accused of hosting massage parlor.

By Mike DeBonis.

A prominent landowner who could soon host the city's first Wal-Mart is being targeted by city officials who are accusing his company of allowing an illicit massage parlor to operate in a downtown building it owns.

Jerry Schaeffer and brothers Andy and Dave own the parcel near[b] New York Avenue and Bladensburg Road NE[/b] That the mega retailer is eyeing for a 126, 000-square-foot store. The Schaeffers, long major players in the city taxicab industry and in real estate, have entered into a 60-year ground lease with a developer that is working with Wal-Mart to open a store next year.

A Jerry Schaeffer-owned company also owns a building at 1215 Connecticut Ave. NW, where "Spa Sky" operates. A Jan. 5 sting resulted in arrests of two Spa Sky employees on solicitation charges, according to court documents (warning: explicit language therein). A civil lawsuit filed by D. C. Attorney General Irvin Nathan this week alleges that the company is "allowing the operation of a house of prostitution."

On Jan. 14, the complaint says, the city notified Schaeffer's company that he had a bawdy house on his premises. But there was no response, and the suit holds that Schaeffer "has not taken any steps to abate the prostitution-related nuisance activity at the Property."

The city is requesting a judge to declare the parlor as "nuisance property" and immediately shut down Spa Sky. It also asks that Schaeffer's company pay damages and bar any future business on the premises that "provides physical therapy, spa, massage, nail salon, or any other services which would require the physical touch of another person, including disrobing (partial or otherwise) , touching (I. E, skin-to-skin contact) , or the treatment or application of any lotion (prescription or non) to any area of the body."

Reached this afternoon, Schaeffer rejected suggestions that he didn't move swiftly to get rid of the illicit business and vowed to fight the lawsuit."We started eviction as soon as we found out about it," he said."We're in the process of eviction now."[/QUOTE]

Thanks for the answer about my questions on the AMP on 1818 ny ave, I called again around 10pm but still no one picking up but the line is ringing, I might go tomorrow during noon just to finally find out if its still open or not, I will kepp you all informed abput what I will find out.

I came across this petition.

[url]http://www.change.org/petitions/tell-prominent-washington-dc-landlord-to-stop-leasing-to-illegal-brothels?signatures[/url]%3Fopt_new=t&opt_fb=f#opt_new=t&opt_fb=f.

Oh well.

Saw kim yesterday. Very nice cute white girl. No FS or oral but one hell of a privateviewing! Check her out, two thumbs up. She is a smoker, about 5'5. Petite but very curvy, sexy hot lips, wow she was hot. Would see her again.

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-sensual-blonde-24/4441491[/url]

Hello, Mongers-

I'm taking a trip this weekend from central VA to Delmarva. I will be going through DC, MD & DE. I'm looking for the best AMP to visit along my way. I've been reading post in this area and it seems like it's slim pickings. Not what I remember from years ago.

Any way here's what I'm looking for.

1. Good looking / not old.

2. It would be nice to choose the girl.

3. A place where I won't get my pic taken by my uncle on the way out.

4. Good TS.

5. Standard Nova finish, maybe CBJ.

6. The option for msog.

7. No clock watchers.

I prefer pm's from other sm's.

Thanks all-

I will post feed back, BTW.

[QUOTE=FunGuy3; 1151698]Saw kim yesterday. Very nice cute white girl. No FS or oral but one hell of a privateviewing! Check her out, two thumbs up. She is a smoker, about 5'5. Petite but very curvy, sexy hot lips, wow she was hot. Would see her again.

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-sensual-blonde-24/4441491[/url][/QUOTE]Why are you posting on the AMP thread? White Girl = Not an Asian. Not trying to give you a hard time, but your posts on this thread and the backpage threads are a bit suspect.

[QUOTE=IluvSmellyFish;1152163]Why are you posting on the AMP thread? White Girl = Not an Asian. Not trying to give you a hard time, but your posts on this thread and the backpage threads are a bit suspect.[/QUOTE]I'll agree with you that the reports almost scream 'self-post' by the girls, but time will tell. This is the right thread though for Latin, White, Black, and other massage joints, not just the AMPs. Embrace diversity! LOL

Been searching with no luck.

[QUOTE=IluvSmellyFish;1152163]Why are you posting on the AMP thread? White Girl = Not an Asian. Not trying to give you a hard time, but your posts on this thread and the backpage threads are a bit suspect.[/QUOTE]Hey buddy, everyone makes mistake ok geesss! Just trying to post a review.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1152239]I'll agree with you that the reports almost scream 'self-post' by the girls, but time will tell. This is the right thread though for Latin, White, Black, and other massage joints, not just the AMPs. Embrace diversity! LOL[/QUOTE]Give me a freaking break buddy! How about we check out your reviews to see what you are up to? Waste of my time.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1152239]I'll agree with you that the reports almost scream 'self-post' by the girls, but time will tell. This is the right thread though for Latin, White, Black, and other massage joints, not just the AMPs. Embrace diversity! LOL[/QUOTE]I have heard about the MP with the Latinas in the neighborhood near AU, but havn't been able to figure out where it is based on the posts. I'd PM someone for details, but frankly half the fun for me is figuring it out on my own. All the MPs I've been too have been exclusively filled with Asian girls (who for some reason are almost always exclusively Korean). Interestingly enough this phenomena isn't limited to just the DC metro area, but rather pervades almost every city I've visited in the US. But I'm sure you already know this.

I've had luck with the Backpage scene again so I'm filling my non-asian needs that way. Although one of these days I might end up PMing you for more details on these "non-Asian MPs". I was having a rough time a few weeks back with finding anyone who looked remotely like their ad pics. Recently, I've been having a lot more luck (even though I havn't been following the good advice that was posted on the BP thread).

As for the post from FunGuy3. I was just trying to figure out where they were coming from. The stuff that he / she posted on the BP thread didn't make any sense either.

[QUOTE=FunGuy3;1152564]Give me a freaking break buddy! How about we check out your reviews to see what you are up to? Waste of my time.[/QUOTE]Bunker's posts are solid. Again, I'm not trying to give you a hard time, its just that your posts just don't make any sense.

I am just some pervert or crazy or what? Why would I pay some chick just to look at her? (Self post or you need to get out more)

[QUOTE=FunGuy3; 1151698]Saw kim yesterday. Very nice cute white girl. No FS or oral but one hell of a privateviewing! Check her out, two thumbs up. She is a smoker, about 5'5. Petite but very curvy, sexy hot lips, wow she was hot. Would see her again.

[url]http://dc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classy-sensual-blonde-24/4441491[/url][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Big Man;1154198]I am just some pervert or crazy or what? Why would I pay some chick just to look at her? (Self post or you need to get out more)[/QUOTE]LOL That's like saying,"Full service? Why would I pay a woman to pump my gas?"

I can't speak for this particular provider. But "private viewings" are typically a euphemism for a HJ provider.

Methinks it's not the previous poster who needs to get out more.

[QUOTE=The Big Man;1154198]I am just some pervert or crazy or what? Why would I pay some chick just to look at her? (Self post or you need to get out more)[/QUOTE]She smokes so I am not interested anyway.

JJ

[QUOTE=Too Jaded;1148737]If I were to ever get married it would probably be to a nice lady from South America, Thailand, or the Philippines. No swearing, no false pretense about football, but someone who can honestly be relied on to share an equal albeit feminine role in a relationship.[/QUOTE]In her report for TBD titled "Dupont Asian massage parlor closes, angering johns," Amanda Hess quotes you in the sixth paragraph of her story. I guess we can draw two conclusions from this: (1) They're capable of reading, and (2) they read this site (probably because they themselves can't get laid and hate knowing that the rest of us can). Of course, a glance at her photo on the TBD site and one can surmise that she and her compatriots are man-hating lesbians and similar types. The text accompanying her photo says "[I]I moved to the District of Columbia in 2003 to get my degree in creative writing. I am now lucky to be gainfully employed-particularly at TBD, where I'll be reporting on LGBT issues, sex crimes, and the oddity of local fornication. I started covering the sex and gender beat for the Washington City Paper, where I wrote about the D. C. Police department's attempt to stop a rape victim from getting a rape kit, and Catholic University's attempts to stop college kids from getting laid. [/I]."

(Hmmm. She seems to resent CU's "attempts" to stop college kids from getting laid, but sees no hypocrisy when it comes to her attempts to stop working guys from getting laid.)

Rather than copy our quotes, why not use this site to interact with us.

I know you are interested in the rights and safety of sex workers.

Did it ever occur to you that when a spa closes women become more UNSAFE!

Women who work in spas are among the safest sex workers in the USA, they work in teams and they work indoors. Also, men who visit spas are among the kindest, most ethical, and most [b]PROTECTED[/b] consumers of commericial sex.

About us, we are just a bunch of normal guys. We are your brother, son, father, cousin. If you look around you will certainly find a man in your life who purchases commercial sex. If you know such men, you should encourage them to visit spas as opposed to hiring street walkers and escorts, or visiting strip clubs; spas are simply a much superior option all around.

[u]If you are a feminist you certainly know:[/u][list][*]That women have the right to choose what they do with their body (think pro-choice).[*]Women are intelligent, and know how to make choices in life.[*]The war on sex workers only hurts women, as it is a thinly veiled attempt to yet again punish women for the sexual demands of men.[/list]
Think about it, why is it that we men rarely get penalized for purchasing sex? It is because if society started punishing men for purchasing upscale sex services (in quiet and harmless environments) they would rattle a bees nest that might shake this country to its core.

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