Martha Stewart Life Tip #23
[QUOTE=TremontTeddy]Made a Monday night visit to Mons. 20 dollar cover.
Settled on a mexican spinner, 3 songs for $50. The key is to negotiate before u leave your seat. Was wearing some thin dress pants from work and blasted a big load on the third song.
Total damage 70 bucks, driving home with a hot load in the pants, priceless.
TT[/QUOTE]23. Bring a condom and slip it on in the bathroom stall before the lap dance.
CB
Best Mileage, Above Average Latinas in Tampa
First let me apologize for those who will surely say RTFF. I am meeting an important client in Tampa tomorrow who has a thing for latinas. I have to admit, I kind of like them too.
Anyway, I was hoping to find a generous monger who can recommend a club or two. High mileage and possibly take out highly preferred. Obviously prefer women of the 7-10 area on the scale.
Any suggestions?
Thanks,
Gilly
High Mileage above average latinas
For those who will say RTFF, I apologize in advance. I just don't have time to do a thorough search between now and tomorrow night. I am meeting an important client in tampa for dinner tuesday night. He loves latinas and so do I. Can someone recommend a high mileage and possible take out place where there are a few in the 7-10 range?
Much appreciated.
Gilly
Showgirls - Plant City – Tuesday
Was heading to Tampa and noticed a sign for Showgirls, so off the 4. Got there and paid the. 05 cover and. 02 for a beer. This place has some smoking hot bunnies of all height, color, and bobber size. It’s a bikini club, so not looking for much in the sticks of Polk, but then I spot Kali dancing on stage – I about crash into the rocks trying to get a closer look. She’s a tiny little tan honey body spinner chick with blond hair, tight abs, and a killer set of C’s. I paddle to the stage and tip here a few ones; she gives me a nice face rub with her C size lovelies.
When she comes to my seat, she immediately asks me if I wasn’t a bed dance. I think Bed Dance. Interesting. It’s been years since I heard anyone have bed dances, so she offers a 2for1 at. 30 – so off we go to the Bed Dance Room’s.
Wow – a little private cove with a mattress on the floor – I about at$#% myself. She tells me to get comfy and lay down and she kicks her shoes off, the next song starts and she lays right on top of me and begins a full body rub – Body to Body.
After two songs I am doing everything in my power not to bust a nut. I have already asked her for extras, but she doesn’t even answer me about them. She does do some standing splits over my face and even gets into a light contact 69, rubbing her g-string on my nose and mouth, while doing a bite threw on my shorts and little surfer dude. This is the best set of dances I have ever had. So song two ends and she asks if I want more songs at the 2for1 rate, I say yes and we keep doing the horizontal rub session.
I again ask for extras, I even have a hoodie in my shirt pocket – so she says at the middle of song 4. So song 4 begins and ****** well you know the rest. All the Surfers in the house are happy.
So Kali and I go back to the table, I have a few more beers, say my good-byes and off to Tampa I ride.
Sorry for length – but this stop was a wave I had to share in detail. Sr. Members can PM me for any other details.
As Always – Surfing like it’s the last wave of the day, SW Surfer Out