She's dropped the pipe and pipping on the flute. (So to speak.) In any even, she's clear headed; added some weight and lots of fun. I actually had a date with her and no drama. Who would have thunk???
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She's dropped the pipe and pipping on the flute. (So to speak.) In any even, she's clear headed; added some weight and lots of fun. I actually had a date with her and no drama. Who would have thunk???
So. With Dawn back to her old form. But with competition from Peaches and Doris. Maybe a little competitive felatio is in order. All in favor of a "blow-off" at the next RT. Raise your middle finger!
I'm all about that!
Long about 3PM when I'm scurrying around "herding cats", I'll be on my cell, calling each of you guys for some wrangler duties and you both better not be hiding behind the VOICE MAIL!
Buy em the books, send the lunch money and what do they do? Eat the teacher!!!
I will always bow in the presence of the master, BOP. I'm firmly in follower mode, so lead on!
A wise man will always follow when the leader has something of value to offer. And I, for one, know when to follow.
So, Bird, my friend, lead on!
to read the facinating history of some furry lil creatures called "Lemmings"? ....KERRRRRRRPLUNK!!!!!
I have heard the story about Lemmings. And while I don't consider BOP a leader, I do look up to him as a true inspiration. I have practiced one of his main statements for years "NEXT" I just don't have the opportunities, or the stamina.
I consider BOP a friend and will listen to his advice whenever it is offered. For everyone out there who is serious about the hobby and serious about staying out of trouble I would suggest you pay attention to what BOP has to say.
In this hobby we are greatly served if we listen to those who are close to the scene and knows what's going on.
As always be safe
Advisor
Is it my imagination. I'm wondering if some judge decided things were too crowded on Elm street. There has been a ton, and I mean a ton of traffic on the north end of the stroll. Not a lot that would interest me. But seriously. Lots and lots of ladies out and about, enjoying the weather!
So. I hit the streets last night hoping to catch something new and different.
Wow. What a dead town! No prospects in almost 90 minutes. Nothing north, j south or east. Jeez. What's a guy to do!
Hmmmm.. A new terminalogy strikes.
Troll.. A pronoun used to describe either a LEO (As in "Trolling to make an arrest.") or as a verb (As in "A beauty challeneged S.W.)
Either way one should not linger in this area long!!!
Been skipping even the best of the local talent for the last two months. Saving pennies for an upcoming trip to Thailand in July.
While there I'll be posting in the Bangkok, Pattaya, and Thailand Picture Gallery threads in ISG. I'll post a link to some of the posts here.
Ah, a hole week of nearly unlimited pussy.
[QUOTE=Weatherman]Been skipping even the best of the local talent for the last two months. Saving pennies for an upcoming trip to Thailand in July.[/QUOTE]Enjoy your trip buddy! But, don't bring anything back, if you know what I mean!
He won't bring back any Trojan's. I'm investing heavy in the company today! I just hope his heart keeps up with his di*k.
There I was minding my own business, just on my way to Wallyworld on Pawnee when Terry gives me the look... Without warning my foot came off the gas, slowing the car. I just happened to be on the phone to ICTTraveller lamenting the lack of "new talent" when the big head reminds the little one with... "What the f*ck are you doing? The b*itch is with some dude. It could be another LEO sting!" My spidey sense told me "the look" was real so i flipped around the block and pulled into a parking spot to be obvious but not chasing. Here she came just like she was being led by a lure. Her first words were... "You're noit a cop are you?" After the "dance" we were on our way and I was back on the phone with ICT.
In 10 minutes Terry was one her back receiving the dual attention she so justly deserved. She said she'd never done two at at time before but she must have seen it done more than a few times in a porno because she knew even better than the two of us did, where things go and why.
You do the math, there were six orgasms devided by 3 participants with the male of the specices getting only two between them. Who had the better time? I'm not complaining in any way, I've always hated math.
Terry is is in her late 30's; reddish blond hair; nice round tits that were hidden by an over size shirt, as was her figure. Her attitude was well above average and her economics were negotiable. She was a fun, unexpected diversion that I can fully recommend with digits to other senior contributing members. Wichita still has untapped talent, America. If you can find it!
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey] In 10 minutes Terry was one her back receiving the dual attention she so justly deserved. She said she'd never done two at at time before but she must have seen it done more than a few times in a porno because she knew even better than the two of us did, where things go and why.[/QUOTE]Actually, truth be told, she was actually on her knees. I was on my back, and BOP had his tool belt on. At least for the first 15 or 20 minutes. After that, things get kind of hazy in my mind. My oh my, what a lovely evening! Highly recommended!
Terry was on her knees saying "I never do anal!" Please note the "never do" terminaolgy. She never said "I do not do" or "I will not do" or even "Please don't make me".
Most girls will do what ever feels the best at the time. No I don't want to shock you gentle reader, but I eat pussy. If it's groomed and pink and scented properly, the lady and I are both in for a treat. In Terry's case, we are good to go!
When I dove into her nether region, I strayed a little south and once she was lubed I slipped a glass dildo in her butt. She squirmed at first, but being a trooper, (and the fact that was on her third orgasm) she stayed the course. She not only does anal now, she LOVES anal now. (At least the way I do anal. But that doesn't mean she'll let me do it every time either!) She came 4 more times that I counted. Several more that I didn't because I was... well, preocupied. Terry is a very special provider.
I love this hobby, I wish I could make it a job!
Im thinking BOP you might be able to write a nice little book for the rest of us who have a hard time convincing are S/O that she should give it a go. Im thinking the Glass Slipper was a winner and now she will look forward to seeing you even more. Its amazing when you hear the "No" word and then they end up enjoying themselves. I will buy your first book if you write one. :}
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Terry was on her knees saying "I never do anal!" Please note the "never do" terminaolgy. She never said "I do not do" or "I will not do" or even "Please don't make me".
Most girls will do what ever feels the best at the time. No I don't want to shock you gentle reader, but I eat pussy. If it's groomed and pink and scented properly, the lady and I are both in for a treat. In Terry's case, we are good to go!
When I dove into her nether region, I strayed a little south and once she was lubed I slipped a glass dildo in her butt. She squirmed at first, but being a trooper, (and the fact that was on her third orgasm) she stayed the course. She not only does anal now, she LOVES anal now. She came 4 more times that I counted. Several more that I didn't because I was... well, preocupied. Terry is a very special provider.
I love this hobby, I wish i could make it a job![/QUOTE]
Then I would be faced with having to choose what section to place my prose... Fact or Fiction? In the interest of telling the story with enough pizazz, I've been accused of stretching the truth on occasion. Guilty as charged, I'm afraid. In Terry's case, I promise the only thing stretched was her a*s!
(I'm very proud of the "DuShe Decimel System" tag. I just love a good pun and that one was good! I don't care who ya are!!!)
You are right on the money its all good and it gets even better. Its alot like oxygen, its only important if you're not getting any.
As Cheech once said:
Alright we got white pu**y, black pu**y, Spanish pu**y, yellow pu**y,
hot pu**y, red pu**y...try a big pu**y for a penny...if you can find
cheaper pu**y anywhere...FFUUU***KKKK IIIIITTTTTT!"--Cheech Marin
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]I love this hobby, I wish I could make it a job![/QUOTE]Dude,
If this was you're job, you'd just blow it! OR have it blown, I'm not sure which!
(ducking now to avoid the vegetables being thrown)
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey](I'm very proud of the "DuShe Decimel System" tag. I just love a good pun and that one was good! I don't care who ya are!!!)[/QUOTE]Or, could it be the "douchey decimal system."?
Have to second the recommendation of BOP regarding Terri. After her duet the other night, I stopped in for a solo performance this afternoon. She is a very lovely lady, very skilled in her chosen profession. It's also nice to meet a lady who can actually have an adult conversation, and who is a genuinely nice person. Treat this lady special, gentlemen. She's a rare find! BOP continues to amaze with is amazing spidey sense for talent!
What intrigues you is not on my list of "need to knows".
As we all recognize, like an ass, everyone also has an oppinion. Your post qualifies you as also having a personality to match your baskside and your oppinion. I took a look at your past several posts and it seems all you do is complain in every forum you visit.
I'm pointing this out to Jackson and for the first time in my history adding you to my IGNORE list. I recommend this fabulous device to everyone in this forum. This way, you and your "bipolar" oppinion get the treatment they deserve.
Echo or Makala is a 23 year old 'Crack Ho" that can't decide what she ants to be when she grows up. (Personally, growing up is nothing to be thinking about when getting laid is the point.) You can see she's got lots of baby fat and a very evil grin when she's swallowing. During the encounter, we both had a great time with multiple pops. She also showed great interest on meeting as many forum members as possible. The problem is she simply doesn't have the train of thought of even a child. She called me for a ride this morning at 5Am. By the time I got dressed and drove to her location, about 15 minutes away, she had fallen back asleep and refusd to answer her phone. She called two more times during and both times wasn't there when I arrived. I don't chase pussy. So here she is. Just don't let her get away before you fu*k!!!
I say she can have all the baby fat in the world if shes using and doing the key word you mentioned--"swallowing"!! Thats what Im talking about. If you can find those super SW then I would keep her the black book of to-do ho's.
Great Job BOP ya gotta love a girl who can get those "rpm's up" with a nice set or DSL's..
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Echo or Makala is a 23 year old 'Crack Ho" that can't decide what she ants to be when she grows up. (Personally, growing up is nothing to be thinking about when getting laid is the point.) You can see she's got lots of baby fat and a very evil grin when she's swallowing. During the encounter, we both had a great time with multiple pops. She also showed great interest on meeting as many forum members as possible. The problem is she simply doesn't have the train of thought of even a child. She called me for a ride this morning at 5Am. By the time I got dressed and drove to her location, about 15 minutes away, she had fallen back asleep and refusd to answer her phone. She called two more times during and both times wasn't there when I arrived. I don't chase pussy. So here she is. Just don't let her get away before you fu*k!!![/QUOTE]
I get a number of welcomed personal messages each week, typically asking about specific girls or events. The most recent one I received clarified my thoughts on a main segment of our hobby... the Street Girls...
There is no defining the future in fu*king crack ho's except that there will be the fu*king of crack ho's in the future!
They can't control the pipe and we can't control them.
Therefore planning on fu*cking any particular crack ho... at any particular time is much like herding cats!
I know when I get up in the morning, I'm going to dipping my wick in one of them sometime during that day. Which one it will be is a surprise and A GIVEN FACT for both of us! They know they are goingto be fu*king someone(s). The one(s) on this given day, just happens to be me (and others).
Re-read and learn to live by the Rules of Mongering. (I prefer to call them the "22 Commandments of Mongering".) If you don't, you will be fu*cked but certainly not in the way you intend!
Spent some time with Echo over the noon hour today! It was well worth the visit, although the girl seriously needs to take few hours and get some sleep. She's clearly been soaring for the past few days... and a crash is coming. She about dozed off when I went to cover things up. So, I guess the advice would be to get it while you can, boys!
Is there a better area than sbw b/t paw and kel for mid-afternoon (2-6pm) sw's. Made 2 passes and saw nothing, zip, zilch, nada. I have a very conspicuous car so I can't make more than 1 pass up and down b/f it looks obvious.
Just after ICT "dipped his wick" Echo got another date and asked me for a ride to meet the guy. I told her she didn't have to "chase the dragon'. She had some money, she'd had some lunch and I arranged for a place for her to crash for remainder of the day. She made a lame excuse and started to walk 15 blocks thru a bad part of town to met the guy. (If your "spidey" sense isn't tingling read on.
Go back thru my posts for the past 3-4 years and you will find my reports on repeated attempts to help providers get a better life by getting stablized and off the pipe.
It's never worked. You can't save a ho whose sucked crack into their lungs. Write off any normal relationship you might fantasize about having with one of them. For a crumb the size of a grain of sand... they will lie; steal; leave their children, husband, mom or dad. They will take it in every hole, with no thought for their safty or yours (meaning any and everyone to follow); they will live on the street or under a bridge going for days without a change of clothes let alone a shower or food, water or rest.
Crack is the devil incarnate. There is nothing one won't do for the next hit. There's nothing you can do to change that. Crack is very ritualistic in nature with triggers that set off the ever increasing desire for the drug. In Echo's case, the earned money was the trigger. Not ICT's fault, not my fault, possibly a little of the blame can go on whomever first showed Echo how ruin her life a little at a time while having the time of her life. Echo is an adult who made a bad decision and continuies to make it badly again and again. Echo never came back, never called or even answered my repeated calls and texts.
Now that I've had my say on dope, may I also say this...
NEXT!!!!!
First of all... BOP, my friend, let me just say, SCORE! You have the best damn luck with these chicks. It sucks that she ran off to the pipe so fast, but good on ya for gettin it while the gettin was good!
Now... for the educational portion of this evenings ramblings. If you see a chick on the North stroll with short blondish hair and facial jewelry, answering to the name of Kristina or Kandy - depending on her mood (and it changed many times in the minutes we were together) - RUN, DO NOT WALK, RUN the other direction as FAST AS YOU CAN. Talk about SCARY. Looks really good from the street. Not bad once in the car. Price is "right." But, as the man once said, you get what you pay for. Got to the room and it was one of those "what have I gotten myself into." First, she grabbed my phone and started trying to call people on it. Had to take it from her as she did not want to give it back. Then, when she took her clothes off, we started the "spider bites" routine to explain the sores. I politely declined and SHE HAS THE NERVE to start the "I'll scream rape if you don't pay anyway" routine. I told her to scream all she wanted. She said, "what about your wife. You got a ring, she'll leave your ass." I just laughed in her face, left her a $5 for her "trouble" and walked out. She didn't follow, but I was real cautious driving after that, looking for any followers.
So, seriously, watch out for this chick. She's not worth it, no matter how good the street view is!
Thanks for the heads up ICT.
Saves the next guy some unneeded drama.
I was laughing hard as I read that as Im an animal lover with 2 dogs a 2 cats. I think the idea of herding them let alone just asking them to do a dam thing is in impossible. Thats why I have 2 dogs. At least they care what I have to say and I can take them for walks and so forth.
I agree you have to live by Jacksons Rules for Mongering and Always control your environment no matter what or you will get hammered sooner or later.
By the way heres some cat herding BOP--lol.
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]I get a number of welcomed personal messages each week, typically asking about specific girls or events. The most recent one I received clarified my thoughts on a main segment of our hobby... the Street Girls...
There is no defining the future in fu*king crack ho's except that there will be the fu*king of crack ho's in the future!
They can't control the pipe and we can't control them.
Therefore planning on fu*cking any particular crack ho... at any particular time is much like herding cats!
I know when I get up in the morning, I'm going to dipping my wick in one of them sometime during that day. Which one it will be is a surprise and A GIVEN FACT for both of us! They know they are goingto be fu*king someone(s). The one(s) on this given day, just happens to be me (and others).
Re-read and learn to live by the Rules of Mongering. (I prefer to call them the "22 Commandments of Mongering".) If you don't, you will be fu*cked but certainly not in the way you intend![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]Crack is the devil incarnate.[/QUOTE]Indeed. The word I use is "corrosive" - it burns them, slowly but surely. And sometimes, not that slowly.
One can't "save" anyone with an addiction. They have to hit, ummm, rock bottom and come to the realization that "this isn't working, I have to do something different". Until then, Lord Rock is the only thing that matters.
I think I saw her over by Mike's Steakhouse a day or two ago. Wearing a tight blue-green top and blue jeans. Didn't notice the facial jewelry, but she looked good enough from a distance I figured she was friends with Leo and passed on by.
[QUOTE=ICTPussHound]Now. For the educational portion of this evenings ramblings. If you see a chick on the North stroll with short blondish hair and facial jewelry, answering to the name of Kristina or Kandy. Depending on her mood (and it changed many times in the minutes we were together). RUN, DO NOT WALK, RUN the other direction as FAST AS YOU CAN. Talk about SCARY. Looks really good from the street. Not bad once in the car. Price is "right. " But, as the man once said, you get what you pay for. Got to the room and it was one of those "what have I gotten myself into. " First, she grabbed my phone and started trying to call people on it. Had to take it from her as she did not want to give it back. Then, when she took her clothes off, we started the "spider bites" routine to explain the sores. I politely declined and SHE HAS THE NERVE to start the "I'll scream rape if you don't pay anyway" routine. I told her to scream all she wanted. She said, "what about your wife. You got a ring, she'll leave your ass. " I just laughed in her face, left her a $5 for her "trouble" and walked out. She didn't follow, but I was real cautious driving after that, looking for any followers.
So, seriously, watch out for this chick. She's not worth it, no matter how good the street view is! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Bird of Prey]For a crumb the size of a grain of sand... they will lie; steal; leave their children, husband, mom or dad. They will take it in every hole, with no thought for their safty or yours (meaning any and everyone to follow); they will live on the street or under a bridge going for days without a change of clothes let alone a shower or food, water or rest.
Crack is the devil incarnate. There is nothing one won't do for the next hit.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. This reminds me of the anti-meth ads that the state of Montana created.
[url=http://screencast.com/t/aM1tmfJudoS]15 bucks for sex isn't normal[/url]
Since the State of Montana has been so kind as to fix prices, I'm seriously considering relocating!
But only because I found a real life spinner!
[url]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820686[/url]
I was merely making a passing comment about street girls. I didn't intend to turn our happy blog of sexual adventures into a litiny of drug debasement. Let's regroup and return to the lies we all spread about the size of our sexual organs.
(The only thing shorter than IctTravelers' attention span is his d*ck! He claims to be effected by a change in his meds, but for decades they've always just called it premature ejaculation!!!!) :> :>
I agree BOP, lets get off the details of the crack ho's situation. Life is to short to worry about the social impact of what is happining to these girls. Unless you are selling it to them, you can't be at fault for what they are doing.
On a lighter note. Much has been said about some of the members weight situation so I have decided to change my attituted. I don't mind sleeping on an empty belly, as long is it's not mine.
Let's work on the best slogan I have heard yet. "NEXT".
Have a great weekend, and share any success stories with the group.
Advisor.