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[QUOTE=Glenn61]a middle aged fat broad begging for a man ...[/QUOTE]
There ARE guys that like that type. I used to ship with one who liked them at least 50 lbs overweight. He was a short, stocky, bookworm kind of guy. He loved fat women because they were easy marks and they treated him like a king.
I just wish there were more like him so they could get the fat ones off the street.
Mal
Yes there is. Close to the Denny's right off the Palmetto, there's about 3 or 4.
[QUOTE=BigLou107]Which cheap hotel? I don't think they're any cheap hotels in Doral.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kwik Ryk]TOFTT with Natalie. This girl is smoking hot. Her photos do not do her justice. Pictures are really her. Definitely check her out, she's in town until the 24th.
Natalie is the best looking escort I've been with in my entire mongering career, and that's the truth. No Joke!
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I thought TOFTT refered to a bad experience and you are letting us (the team) know to stay away. Don't get me wrong, glad you had a great time with a great provider.
Stay safe.
[QUOTE=Sboard]I thought TOFTT refered to a bad experience and you are letting us (the team) know to stay away. Don't get me wrong, glad you had a great time with a great provider.
Stay safe.[/QUOTE]
Means he ventured into untested (unverified) waters.
Especially on CL & BackPage where there are a high percentage of providers using photos grabbed from other sites and providers in out of town listings; and agencies who post a stunner, but deliver much lower quality escorts.
Often when you call on an unreviewed provider you are risking bait & switch, upselling, and providers who provide rush service and less than enthusiastic performance. The listing my even be a LEO sting.
TOFFT may result in a waste of money, getting much less than you expected for the advertised rate and many other unwanted risks. Sometimes you find a diamond in the rough.
See Enzo's post below. I didn't see any previous reports on her anywhere, which is usually the case with these South American girls. Took One For The Team and she's a great provider, letting the "team" know she is legit and no bait and switch and not a ripoff or upsell. Peace.
[QUOTE=Sboard]I thought TOFTT refered to a bad experience and you are letting us (the team) know to stay away. Don't get me wrong, glad you had a great time with a great provider.
Stay safe.[/QUOTE]
Was in So FL last Thursday on business and had about 3 hours to burn before heading to Lauderdale... and damn I wish I had known about Natalie then! I would have definitely enjoyed the pleasure.
I decided to follow up on a previous conversation here about Miami Playhouse (I believe that is the name) close to the airport and see if it was more than a jack-shack. I guess I picked the wrong day. Asked if the live girls where there and they said "not today". Not sure if that meant Thursdays or just that particular day. Won't be down there anytime soon so I guess I wont be able to find out but I was a fan of the glass barrier and jacking to a real girl spreading her legs. When I lived down there I used to visit the one I believe was off of SR-84 just east of 95 up in Broward and loved that place for the cheap thrill.
today meet to natalia a beautiful girl of costarica, she this of stroll by few days and returns to his countryis day 24 of December, his incall this in broward boulevard and i-95, natalia is Beautiful, is escort more beautiful that has seen with immense and wonderful teats and without a single gram of fat in her body,cute face, spectacular ass, good person, the service could have been better, LFK, DATY, CBJ and one cup only, I am a man of two cups,the bad part of this history is that it fixes one hour with his manager and to half an hour already they were calling it that another client was hoping that she hurried, one to it hurts that they pass things like these, if somebody wants to know this beauty,i this is her picture but with respect to the service they do not say that to not adverti them,thanks for date kwik,Beautiful woman.
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[QUOTE=BigLou107]Miami police were called to the fast-food restaurant at 17th Street and Biscayne Boulevard because of reports of a "deranged person" inside the building exposing himself and eating people's food around 5:30 p.m.
An officer that arrived on the scene ordered the man to get on the floor. The man got down on the floor, but then immediately got up, according to Local 10 reports. A fight then ensued and the officer shocked the man with a Taser, Local 10 reported. The man then got up a second time and allegedly tried to grab the officer's gun, police said. The officer shot at the man, hitting him in the shoulder,
The officer was transported to Jackson Memorial Hospital to be treated for head wounds from struggle. The man, who police are saying is mentally impaired, was also transported.[/QUOTE]Lou! Why were you at the Checkers exposing yourself and eating other peoples food? If you ask me you got exactly what you deserve. A taser is to good for you. Go back to the adult shop and hit up the trannies.
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Check it out boys, I'm finally a Senior Member!
Anyway I checked out Serenity to celebrate, she posts on C-List. I was a little apprehensive in pursuing an encounter with her since she's new to the game. I couldn't find any reviews on her, but I had seen she'd been posting for about 2 weeks now. She had a $ lunch special going, so I called her up and we set up a time at her place. She's located on 183rd close to Tootsies, not at a hotel. Anyway, the pics are her, but she's wearing a wig in her pics. She has shoulder length reddish, brown hair and her body is a bit chubby, but you can see that in her pics.
So I get there and call her again and she says to go in through the side door. I go in and there she is wearing that big shirt from her photos. She's no Natalie, but does have a pretty face and big natural tits.
We get the business part of the transaction settled and get down to the gravy. Start off with CBJ, she has great suction. She was sucking on it hard, like if she was sick, and my dick had Robitussin inside. (Chris Rock) I could have easily nutted if I let her keep going, but I told her little Ryky was ready. So she stands up and bends over and spreads her butt cheeks open with her hands, which is cool, but I'm a Mish kind of guy so I tell her to lay on the bed. She lays down and her legs go their seperate ways. I was all up in her Kool-Aid for a good 5 minutes and I was done, she was nice tight. I would see her again.
I would recommend her, but not at night. The Miami Gardens area isn't safe at night time. I parked at an office building a block down when I went, didn't park at the house for saftey reasons. If you feel comfortable going to someone's house to get your rocks off, then you should definitely give her a try. Otherwise, just have her go to your place, she outcalls as well.
Be safe.
[QUOTE=Kwik Ryk]Check it out boys, I'm finally a Senior Member! ...
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I honestly do not know how you can keep up the travel/posting pace. Miami (of course), Phoenix, Las Vegas, Tempe, Orange County and El Paso.
Geez, I am worn out.
DN
PS. I did ask you a question about your visit to Planet Hollywood and would still love to have a response if you can find the time. PM please. Thanks
Hey man, I don't show any PM's from you in my box. It must have been deleted because the earliest message I show is from August. PM me your question again and I'll repond.
I have posts in NY, Atlanta, and New Orleans as well. Driving loads all across the US, mainly the Southwest. This board has been a great aid when I'm on the road. Luckily I'm home for a while and taking advantage of the local "Fish Market".
[QUOTE=Dick North]I honestly do not know how you can keep up the travel/posting pace. Miami (of course), Phoenix, Las Vegas, Tempe, Orange County and El Paso.
Geez, I am worn out.
DN
PS. I did ask you a question about your visit to Planet Hollywood and would still love to have a response if you can find the time. PM please. Thanks[/QUOTE]
Nice post. She probably was hoping you would nail her ass good which is why she spread her cheeks for you. If you visit her again, grab some pics of her after you used her up :-)
Thanks for sharing. She looks good.
Hi guys,
I can't remember who mentioned Stonewall: but thans for the recommendation! This place rocks! I went there yesterday. There were about 10-12 girls working, advertising the special of the day! $30.00 for the vip room. I settled for a petite dominican girl for $, and oh boy did I pick well. She gave me one the best BBBJ ever. After that we went at it in any position you could imagine in this little booth!
Don't miss it, it's a treat!
Is anyone here a member of The Erotic Review? Is it worth the cash to be VIP and have access to all the reviews? I guess what I'm getting at is does anyone know a way to gain VIP status without paying for it?
It sucks only reading the intros on all these reviews...
I was there last night. I guess you need to be a real monger to appreciate it, to me it was a bunch of heavy older chicks, nothing to look at.
[QUOTE=Boogaloo92]Hi guys,
I can't remember who mentioned Stonewall: but thans for the recommendation! This place rocks! I went there yesterday. There were about 10-12 girls working, advertising the special of the day! $30.00 for the vip room. I settled for a petite dominican girl for $, and oh boy did I pick well. She gave me one the best BBBJ ever. After that we went at it in any position you could imagine in this little booth!
Don't miss it, it's a treat![/QUOTE]
I was member of ter, which you need is to comment a experience and they give 9 days free you, and soon you comment another one and they give a month free you and if you continue giving reviews your account still free.
[QUOTE=Kwik Ryk]Is anyone here a member of The Erotic Review? Is it worth the cash to be VIP and have access to all the reviews? [/QUOTE]
I used to be a paying TER member. I resigned my membership for several reasons:
a) A provider who got busted. Her adverts disappeared after the bust. She "re-appeared" a few weeks later. I posted a warning review about her because I smelled a rat. I posted a link to the news article depicting her bust. TER did not allow the post to go though.
b) TER has been accused of not allowing reviews to be posted unless they sufficiently juicy.
c) the rumor is that TER will coop with LE. Again, that is rumor.
Like anything else, YMMV.
Good luck
Holy shit this has to be the funniest thing I ever read on CL:
"I did google your name and you are a vile creature darlin. It is my opinion that your main goal in life is to pick up streetwhores and basically anyone who will spread her legs for you or give you a BJ. I read your threads and your degradation of women. I saw the pictures you took of women you have "splooged" and also even some video recorded sessions of streetwalkers you picked up who (beyond my understanding) obviously allowed you to video them while in the act. And then you exploit them by putting these videos on the internet for people to see the womans face?
You shouldn't even be allowed to be part of the human race. Who died and left you boss and king of women degradation? You seem to be the celebrity of one of the internet sites I saw. You are worse than a pig sir. I've run across some vile men in my life. But if there is a trophy for the nastiest you would win it.
Seems like you have a terrible hatred for women and ladies who might be reading this? I warn you to stay away from this guy. You put your life at risk with this man who has screwed countless numbers of streetwalkers and crack hoes. I think he would lay down with his own mama. Maybe he tried to and she turned him down perhaps this is the root of his hatred for all women?
And he thinks he is some kind of king because he gives the streetwalkers a street survival kit. He brings them to his home where he has a hose attached to his shower so he can "flush out" the nastiness they may be harboring, then he has sex with them or BJ or whatever he can get out of them, then he "rewards them with a street kit containing lotion, tampons, mouthwash. The site I looked at he even gives addresses and locations of where to find the streetwalkers or whorehouses and how much it costs! Unbelievable
Glenn? It is only a matter of time before disease gets you."
[QUOTE=Animal131]Holy shit this has to be the funniest thing I ever read on CL:
"I did google your name and you are a vile creature darlin. It is my opinion that your main goal in life is to pick up streetwhores and basically anyone who will spread her legs for you or give you a BJ. I read your threads and your degradation of women. I saw the pictures you took of women you have "splooged" and also even some video recorded sessions of streetwalkers you picked up who (beyond my understanding) obviously allowed you to video them while in the act. And then you exploit them by putting these videos on the internet for people to see the womans face?
You shouldn't even be allowed to be part of the human race. Who died and left you boss and king of women degradation? You seem to be the celebrity of one of the internet sites I saw. You are worse than a pig sir. I've run across some vile men in my life. But if there is a trophy for the nastiest you would win it.
Seems like you have a terrible hatred for women and ladies who might be reading this? I warn you to stay away from this guy. You put your life at risk with this man who has screwed countless numbers of streetwalkers and crack hoes. I think he would lay down with his own mama. Maybe he tried to and she turned him down perhaps this is the root of his hatred for all women?
And he thinks he is some kind of king because he gives the streetwalkers a street survival kit. He brings them to his home where he has a hose attached to his shower so he can "flush out" the nastiness they may be harboring, then he has sex with them or BJ or whatever he can get out of them, then he "rewards them with a street kit containing lotion, tampons, mouthwash. The site I looked at he even gives addresses and locations of where to find the streetwalkers or whorehouses and how much it costs! Unbelievable
Glenn? It is only a matter of time before disease gets you."[/QUOTE]
Glenn Your our Leader and Hero !!! Thats that and your a Gentleman and a monger first class.
And thats from all of us.
We should have an awards assembly at the end of the year. We could have it on a Tuesday at Stonewall. Glenn would easily win Monger of the Year. Then we'd bang some Spanish Poon.
[QUOTE=Malabar]I used to be a paying TER member. I resigned my membership for several reasons:
a) A provider who got busted. Her adverts disappeared after the bust. She "re-appeared" a few weeks later. I posted a warning review about her because I smelled a rat. I posted a link to the news article depicting her bust. TER did not allow the post to go though.
b) TER has been accused of not allowing reviews to be posted unless they sufficiently juicy.
c) the rumor is that TER will coop with LE. Again, that is rumor.
Like anything else, YMMV.
Good luck[/QUOTE]
I was disapointed in TER a few months ago after seeing a girl who had stellar reveiws. The photos and reviews had to be fake. I emailed TER twice and they never did anything about it. They lost credibility in my eyes after that.
[QUOTE=Kwik Ryk]We should have an awards assembly at the end of the year. We could have it on a Tuesday at Stonewall. Glenn would easily win Monger of the Year. Then we'd bang some Spanish Poon.[/QUOTE]
Glenn is a monger celebrity he has even been quoted in the news. He is a legend. Truly Glenn your the man.
Glenn61 Maneuver will be in history class someday you watch.
Is it just me or do the Flagler SW not like black guys?
I couldn't get any of them to even come to me.
I'm as white as can be and two wsw on flagler just stood talking to one another without even thinking of coming over[QUOTE=Very Scary]Is it just me or do the Flagler SW not like black guys?
I couldn't get any of them to even come to me.[/QUOTE]
Saw a couple BSW's on Flagler between 40th and 52av. Couple of WSW or HSW on SW 8 St between 43av and 45av. One chunky BSW on Biscayne and 63st by the motel, A few BSW on 79st at about 1am on Dec 25th.
Every time I pass by Take One Lounge I see that crack headed WSW, I say she's in her 40's and has short hair YUCK! She was probably born and raised in that 14th Ave trailer park on 79st by the traffic light. One time she exposed herself in fromt of me. I wanted to barf at her face. That would've been one hell of a splooge right there. I don't think she had all her teeth or any teeth.
Ok mongers now it's time to cast your vote. Glenn this includes you. 1. Who is the best monger? 2. Who is the worst monger. Explain why? I wanna hear it from all you mongers.
I will be in Hollywood on business after the first of the year. anyone have any info on a spinner type escort full service gfe in that area? in or out ok.
Thanks
I don't know about being the worst monger, but my vote for worst post goes to the JACKASS that posts traffic reports on the SW section.
[QUOTE=BigLou107]Saw a couple BSW's on Flagler between 40th and 52av. Couple of WSW or HSW on SW 8 St between 43av and 45av. One chunky BSW on Biscayne and 63st by the motel, A few BSW on 79st at about 1am on Dec 25th.
Every time I pass by Take One Lounge I see that crack headed WSW, I say she's in her 40's and has short hair YUCK! She was probably born and raised in that 14th Ave trailer park on 79st by the traffic light. One time she exposed herself in fromt of me. I wanted to barf at her face. That would've been one hell of a splooge right there. I don't think she had all her teeth or any teeth.
Ok mongers now it's time to cast your vote. Glenn this includes you. 1. Who is the best monger? 2. Who is the worst monger. Explain why? I wanna hear it from all you mongers.[/QUOTE]
SOBE is a fantastic vacation spot. There's sex in the air. The clubs are jumpin' until 5 am and there are beautiful women everywhere. Among them are hookers, too. They dress like the women going out to the clubs, but they are easy to spot. For one thing they tend to be dressed with a little more flair to catch the eye. Also they will be alone, and they will approach you, smile and say hi, which most of the young party girls wouldn't do to me normally, considering my age. The going rate seems to be $200/hr. They'll come back to your hotel room. One girl that I talked to was an Afr. American from Memphis. Very friendly and pretty. She told me she makes about $1000/day which pays for her vacation.
[QUOTE=Snake27]Also they will be alone, and they will approach you, smile and say hi.....[/QUOTE]
I amend this. I saw one working pair, and a trio. The trio was very interesting, seemed like they were semi-pro, i.e. not full-time hookers. They emerged from partying at the SOBE nightclub at about 4 am and walked slowly towards Collins. When I caught up to them they said "hi" to me. After a short discussion, one of them walked with me into a parking lot and caressed me to verify that I was not a cop. Tall and beautiful, she wanted $300. As I declined, she asked "So, how much do you have ?" I suddenly remembered how tired I was -- it being way past my bedtime :) -- and politely shook free. Some real cuties here, but it's pricey. Must be all those rich foreign tourists driving up prices.
South Beach has been this way for 15 years now. Maybe more. The ladies are out until the sun comes up. Always expensive but on a slow night, they drift west and their prices go down. You can find anything you like there but you know, you might consider the Calif scene if you like Asians that much. This is mostly Latino land and girls from the north who drift down in the winter months. The locals are mostly skanks who end up smoking their money 80% of the time. Im being generous thinking there are 20% who dont fit that rule. There are always the divorcees and a pretty decent swinger community down here. You know, I want to watch you with my wife kind of thing. They can be even more fun if you meet the right friends.
Only Jackson could say who's the worst for any particular area. Probably the one who is on most peoples ignore list, including mine. Thank you Jackson. And the winner is. (drum roll please) LOUSER, hands down the Tranny SW pants.
Sw's may look refined on the outside, but what goes on behind the closed doors of the motel room, pink house or 112 house is a whole other story. I have pulled together a list of the SW's top 10 not-so-lady-like bathroom behaviors. Any sound familiar?
Here are the 10 Rules of the Roll
1. A convenient ripping distance
I have no idea why anyone would put the TP roll on so the loose end of the paper lies against the wall. Instead, put it on at a convenient ripping distance. I do not want to fight with toilet rolls while hovering over a space I'd rather not touch.
2. Grab a wad and pass it under if you see there isn't any toilet paper in a stall, don't just sit contentedly in the adjacent one while some poor soul walks into the TP-less potty. Grab a wad and pass it under to her--or warn her before she unzips. This is not a breach of etiquette or the female version of the foot tap. It's being a good human.
3. Flush. It never hurts to have one last look to make sure the evidence is gone. Should someone forget and you walk into the scene, just step on the handle, for Pete's sake! Why would you let that stuff stew? To prove you didn't do it?
4. Do not push.- peek when you're about to enter a communal stall, do not push.- peek. Sometimes door locks break. Bend over. Look for feet. Stretch those hams. Move on.
5. Clean it up
SW's and Crackwhores don't usually pee in a straight line unless we've been holding it all morning. When you squat, there's the inevitable fizzle, the berserk nature of your bladder on its spin cycle. Who knows why this happens, but it does. You are responsible for it. Clean it up.
6. You'd rather not talk about it
Resist flowery and fragrant aerosols. They can turn the air thick, heavy, and fake.- and it's like a silent scream declaring to the entire floor that you just did something you'd rather not talk about. A SW that's on crack will talk about anything and will not lie to you.
7. Wipe it up
Even if your mane is to die for, hair becomes vile once it falls off the head. Don't brush over the sink.- and if you do, wipe it up. Wet hair clumps look like dead animals, and there's nothing worse than watching hair and soap battle it out down a drain. Glen the next time you invite a SW and she needs to take a dump, you make sure she cleans her mess instead of you cleaning hers.
8. Don't hang there
Bathrooms are not office space. Don't hang there. Don't wait for your friend, lover or sex partner to finish. Go somewhere nice, and leave users in peace. (Likewise, if you recognize the shoes of the person in the next stall, lose the cross-stall chit-chat.)
9. Residual wads of TP
Don't leave residual wads of TP floating in an otherwise clean bowl, even if all you did was blow your nose with it. When newcomers don't know where that paper has been, they may flush before use, fearing the splash effect. This is wasting water. We don't like that.
10. It should disappear
If you just got back from your trip to a developing country where people live on a gallon a day, do not inflict your newfound POV on users. Yellow, in the United States, should never mellow. It should disappear, just like all our unwanted stuff. To that place called "away. "
Stroll get a life. Don't harass other mongers in here.
Search 3552 on craigslist for her info. Might have to see those titties one more time. Wait it out til she drops her rate another $20. Love to hear her scream. Her pics look alot better too.
Nice pic. I have to say I admire your position. At least in the photo.
[QUOTE=Tanboat05]Nice pic. I have to say I admire your position. At least in the photo.[/QUOTE]
Touche' :)
[QUOTE=Glenn61]It looks like you're going in bareback,,,you got balls, but why have they not dropped....?[/QUOTE]
That's my ex wife.
[QUOTE=Glenn61]That hemorrhoid hanging out of her rectum says she does back door access..........:D[/QUOTE]
Lets see your wifes bunghole old man.
Show us some Granny poon.
[QUOTE=Glenn61] But if I picked her up on the street she would be my next entry to the splooge art gallery........[/QUOTE]
Ann C. getting the Glenn treatment as a SW? That, Sir, is poetic justice! ;) :D