Massage Parlor Reports

Went to Heaven the other night. Rang backdoor bell, no answer. Rang front bell, no answer, maybe fell asleep? Business that slow? LOL. Walking to my car, someone opened back door & called out to me. Met Gina. Older woman. Guess 50's. Kind of younger, decent GILF look / vibe. Tight, petite body with implants. TS room was cold, probably slow day so to save on electric, kept heat in room off? TS was more of soapy body rub & kept water on me to try to keep me warm?

Massage was pretty much just a body rub. Hell I could do better. A little disappointed & at this point was compilating just a HE & take the loss. TS & rub seemed to last much longer that the usual but after a while. Body rub did feel relaxing / soothing so OK. When whispered in my ear if I wanted everything, I said yes. The rest was pretty standard / what you expect from AMP. Overall, not what I expected but did the job. Might return in a pinch but nothing to write home about. LOL.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6377600]Went to Heaven the other night. Rang backdoor bell, no answer. Rang front bell, no answer, maybe fell asleep? Business that slow? LOL. Walking to my car, someone opened back door & called out to me. Met Gina. Older woman. Guess 50's. Kind of younger, decent GILF look / vibe. Tight, petite body with implants. TS room was cold, probably slow day so to save on electric, kept heat in room off? TS was more of soapy body rub & kept water on me to try to keep me warm?

Massage was pretty much just a body rub. Hell I could do better. A little disappointed & at this point was compilating just a HE & take the loss. TS & rub seemed to last much longer that the usual but after a while. Body rub did feel relaxing / soothing so OK. When whispered in my ear if I wanted everything, I said yes. The rest was pretty standard / what you expect from AMP. Overall, not what I expected but did the job. Might return in a pinch but nothing to write home about. LOL.[/QUOTE]Can you pm me what to expect to pay? Last time I stopped in there I feel like the asking price was too much and left and went to stg.

[QUOTE=NYanon;6379236]Can you pm me what to expect to pay? Last time I stopped in there I feel like the asking price was too much and left and went to stg.[/QUOTE]You are probably right. I gave up on them. Between not listening, being more expensive than most other shops and the aggressive up sells from a lot of them it just wasn't worth the hassle. That and the quality really dropped since Covid. Back in the day when I could consistently get Suzy it was worth it. Not any more.

[QUOTE=NYShyGuy;6380482]You are probably right. I gave up on them. Between not listening, being more expensive than most other shops and the aggressive up sells from a lot of them it just wasn't worth the hassle. That and the quality really dropped since Covid. Back in the day when I could consistently get Suzy it was worth it. Not any more.[/QUOTE]Quality definitely went downhill. When IN Spa was HE only, quality was up. Didn't mind paying a bit more because the massage was so good. At my age, being pampered is better than the release, at times. LOL.

Fresh fruits in a wood crate once you get in. Girls are not spinner but mostly friendly and willing to give. MMS speaks fluent so you can call her anytime you need translation. Though there's no door so you or your next door neighbor can hear noises making. Who cares? It don't bother me at all.

[QUOTE=NichePlayer;6403970]Fresh fruits in a wood crate once you get in. Girls are not spinner but mostly friendly and willing to give. MMS speaks fluent so you can call her anytime you need translation. Though there's no door so you or your next door neighbor can hear noises making. Who cares? It don't bother me at all.[/QUOTE]Not familiar with the slang at the beginning, but yeah, Warm is a reliable spot. I've never seen a girl there who I'd visit just on looks alone, but if that's not your top priority, you'll find consistent TUMA, BBBJ, and a thorough TS. It's a relaxed environment. Worth a visit if you just want to kick back and be happy without a lot of fuss and negotiation.

[QUOTE=ZeMomentum;6405433]Not familiar with the slang at the beginning, but yeah, Warm is a reliable spot. I've never seen a girl there who I'd visit just on looks alone, but if that's not your top priority, you'll find consistent TUMA, BBBJ, and a thorough TS. It's a relaxed environment. Worth a visit if you just want to kick back and be happy without a lot of fuss and negotiation.[/QUOTE]Hah, just figured out the fresh fruits thing. The mms keeps literal fruit in boxes by the door to give to you as you leave. Totally forgot that detail. Kind of odd, but also kind of nice? Maybe?

I'll be in the Hudson Valley area tomorrow (Friday) and would like a good AMP or SPA to go to to relieve some of the day's stress. I'm looking for a decent massage and a really nice HE without all the negotiating that I seem to find up in the Albany area. A BBBJ would be great but I haven't found anything like that outside of Florida and Nevada. Or if someone knows of an independent massage therapist that is open minded, that'd be great!

Does anyone have any good recommendations?

TIA,

Dunkin.

Cici is my small head shiner when I'm in the area. Just wondering any other good spots offering BJ? I love Seoul, Tokyo or Beijing whatever but looking for a place can raise their bar up.

Had an urge to visit my favorite spa. Spent an hour with Minka who was a lot of fun and very friendly. We got to know each other quite nicely. She may only be around for a couple of weeks but I may have to make a return visit before she's gone.

At ZeMomentum.

Thanks for your advise.

Saw Pink at Heaven spa in Fishkill. She expertly washed me down. I was pleasantly surprised by the appearance and skills of her. Massage didn't last more than 15-20 mins. Probably checked my responses and then allocated more time for Sensual part than therapeutic.

[QUOTE=DunKin9;6416632]I'll be in the Hudson Valley area tomorrow (Friday) and would like a good AMP or SPA to go to to relieve some of the day's stress. I'm looking for a decent massage and a really nice HE without all the negotiating that I seem to find up in the Albany area. A BBBJ would be great but I haven't found anything like that outside of Florida and Nevada. Or if someone knows of an independent massage therapist that is open minded, that'd be great!

Does anyone have any good recommendations?

TIA,

Dunkin.[/QUOTE]After flip small head can stay in juicy cave but all must be covered. Not sure if you're handsome and a hefty tipper. Good luck.

[QUOTE=SnaggedAride;6438365]After flip small head can stay in juicy cave but all must be covered. Not sure if you're handsome and a hefty tipper. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Replying to a one-off question, more than a week old, to an Out Of Towner. Probably an exercise in futility.

[QUOTE=HhbbPride;6427076]Had an urge to visit my favorite spa. Spent an hour with Minka who was a lot of fun and very friendly. We got to know each other quite nicely. She may only be around for a couple of weeks but I may have to make a return visit before she's gone.[/QUOTE]Good News & Bad News. Good News = he's right. Minka is a gorgeous, enthusiastic beauty who rocked my world today. Finished in a very intense Cowgirl. She's wonderful. Bad News = she's leaving this Saturday (the 13th).

Me: "You coming back, someday?

Minka: "Maybe. Don't know. ".

Can anyone recommend me a masseuse with huge tits in the area?

Was in the Spring Valley area and TOFTT the Heaven spa in a strip mall. Entered thru a back door. Met 2 girls so far and both were great. Tiffany is very young and sexy. Momo's service is very solid. I enjoyed head game with eye contact flirting. YMMV.

[QUOTE=GivingCollisio;6446092]Can anyone recommend me a masseuse with huge tits in the area?[/QUOTE]I'm looking for the same but I like them soft and a little saggy.

I had a dream.

Yoda said "Moon Blue, the Spa is. Yes. Hmmmm. " I asked what was in there?, and he said "Only what you bring with you. And a GOOD time bro!

Putnam county is pretty sleepy, sandwiched between Westchester and Hudson Valley. You will find this oasis in the strip mall with Carmel Cinema. It replaces Mei Spa.

Clean, table shower, open late to 11 pm, . 6/ hr plus tips, private rooms with doors but a foot air gap at the top of walls.

Many of my dreaming experiences are nightmares, rarely posting a positive report. With YOUNG pretty friendly ladies, I am still in shock.

Probably too soon for any intel?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/cornwall-ny/massage/asian/2003-xiaoyan-spa929-786-2688ne/684445988773[/URL]

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6455923]Probably too soon for any intel?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/cornwall-ny/massage/asian/2003-xiaoyan-spa929-786-2688ne/684445988773[/URL][/QUOTE]Busy strip mall across from a high school. Older providers. Decent menu. Haven't had to worry about upsell or clock watching. Just a stand up DiY shower. No table or companionship for washup. Don't remember any names. Not bad if looking to try a new place.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6455923]Probably too soon for any intel?

[URL]https://skipthegames.com/posts/cornwall-ny/massage/asian/2003-xiaoyan-spa929-786-2688ne/684445988773[/URL][/QUOTE]There are 6 reviews on rubmaps from last year, the latest this month. I'm no longer a member so no details.

Only 1 or 2 girls there at a time. Extremely busy. Have to wait & come back later. Always ask if I made an appt. Unfortunately, can't find a number anywhere online to make appt. LOL.

Went to Warm for the first time last week. The place far exceeded my expectations. It was cleaner than I imagined. The girls were better looking than I imagined. And the service was far better than I expected. I will have to come up with all kinds of excuses (to tell the wife) to travel 3 hours to get there LOL.

[QUOTE=ChrissCannon;6464241]Went to Warm for the first time last week. The place far exceeded my expectations. It was cleaner than I imagined. The girls were better looking than I imagined. And the service was far better than I expected. I will have to come up with all kinds of excuses (to tell the wife) to travel 3 hours to get there LOL.[/QUOTE]Where is Warm spa? What town? I can't find it on rubmaps.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6458807]Only 1 or 2 girls there at a time. Extremely busy. Have to wait & come back later. Always ask if I made an appt. Unfortunately, can't find a number anywhere online to make appt. LOL.[/QUOTE]What new place? Got the name?

[QUOTE=AlbanyBaked;6465747]Where is Warm spa? What town? I can't find it on rubmaps.[/QUOTE]Middletown.

[QUOTE=NYShyGuy;6466390]What new place? Got the name?[/QUOTE]The place in Hannaford plaza. I believe it was you that told us about it originally. LOL.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6468864]The place in Hannaford plaza. I believe it was you that told us about it originally. LOL.[/QUOTE]Ahh ok didn't know if there was another one I was missing.

[URL]https://dailyvoice.com/new-york/northorange/prostitution-sting-undercover-officers-bust-masseuses-in-new-windsor-police-say/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6478266][URL]https://dailyvoice.com/new-york/northorange/prostitution-sting-undercover-officers-bust-masseuses-in-new-windsor-police-say/[/URL][/QUOTE]WOW! Have to find a new safe place to go.

Looking to see a provider anywhere in the area on Saturday, where should I go? Will travel farther for providers with big tits.

Has anyone seen groovy at 207 spa in Newburgh before? Read a good review about her.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6468864]The place in Hannaford plaza. I believe it was you that told us about it originally. LOL.[/QUOTE]Hey guys was here today and noticed a trooper when I got there, waited for trooper to leave probably about 5 minutes. Just being careful I called thr number and verified it was open, the lady said yes, but I ended waiting for 15 minutes and decided it felt too weird, the number called back after I left and I said never mind definitely got weird vibes.

GivingCollisio,

Where did you read the review and how old was it?

[QUOTE=Zmac1;6486111]GivingCollisio,

Where did you read the review and how old was it?[/QUOTE]Rubmaps, I believe it was from March.

Same happened to me but on exit. Hit me with all spot lights. Lucked out I suppose. Too busy area.

Momo and Suzy are available and saw both of them. Different taste but all were excellent. They cam take a hint quickly and offer accommodation. They are eager to please. Nice activities to complete the mission.

[QUOTE=Manscape;6500572]Momo and Suzy are available and saw both of them. Different taste but all were excellent. They cam take a hint quickly and offer accommodation. They are eager to please. Nice activities to complete the mission.[/QUOTE]I've met Mimi before how are the other girls? Mimi was great.

[QUOTE=Cumz4u;6458807]Only 1 or 2 girls there at a time. Extremely busy. Have to wait & come back later. Always ask if I made an appt. Unfortunately, can't find a number anywhere online to make appt. LOL.[/QUOTE]Happen to have link or contact info- pm is cool.

[QUOTE=KokoQeey;6517614]Happen to have link or contact info- pm is cool.[/QUOTE]I don't have a link or phone #. I just walk in & roll the dice or I might show up earlier & make an appt for later in the day.

Been doing this for 2+ years now. Don't consider myself a super-pro, like some of you guys with hundreds of posts (thumps chest, showing respect).

But have graduated from green newb status. I can't believe what I experienced a few nights ago. Worse experience I've had yet.

From Momo at Heaven. It doesn't jibe with the (at least) 2 positive reviews here, and at least 1 at another site.

At first, I sensed something was wrong, but I didn't listen to my spider-sense. I kept being nice.

TS was way longer than any other TS I've ever had. It wasn't unpleasant, but I'm like "How long is this going to go on?" (to myself).

Once back in the room, there's an explosion of female Korean voices outside in the hallway. So Momo leaves for 10 minutes and joins the chorus.

"Sorry honey," as she re-enters. "Problems?" I ask. "No. One girl leaving tonight. Going back home. We say goodbye. ".

No problem. I'll just make sure she tacks on some time at the end (it didn't get that far).

Now onto a super-long massage wherein I'm asking (myself) "Okay. This is sufficient. I'm ready. Let's flip and get to the good stuff. ".

I'm starting to, at this point, take hold of the reigns more and dictate the flow of the session. But she's still mandating a very peculiar "Momo script of how it should go", and it's already 8:40 pm.

40 minutes of bullshit. This woman used everything in her bag of tricks to run out the clock. And her English skills were some of the worst I've ever encountered, so I couldn't communicate anything.

I finally came off the table, scooped up my underwear, and gave some lame excuse like "I got to run, I'm late for an appointment. ".

"NO. No, no honey! What is matter? I finish. You stay. ".

"Nope. Got to go. Maybe next time. " About 2 more minutes of her exasperated and begging me to stay, as I'm dressing and make sure I leave with everything I came with.

Me: "Front door? Back door? I'll use the back door. I'll see myself out. " Picked up the envelope I had left her on the stand, removed 3 of the twenties, and placed the envelope back down on the stand, and jetting. The whole time she's going: "Honey. NO. Stay. What problem? Oh no. Oh my. Honey. ".

I get back to my car, livid. And now I'm post-game analyzing it in my mind: how am I going to walk through that door again, to possibly try Suzy or Pink (also have been given good reviews)?

So I went back to my spreadsheet, when I got home, and looked. 8 times I've been to Heaven since I started this activity in Feb of 2021. Two were positive, 5 were okay but lackluster (I got what I came for, but nothing stellar), and now this time. Somebody said it best, either here or in Danbury: stick with what you know. My bad. Every great session I've had, anywhere, the Provider was empathic enough to ditch their particular script and go with the flow of the moment. Leads to wonderful things. And don't try to short me on time or run out the clock, or I'm rage-quitting on your ass.