Massage Parlor Reports

I was a regular at Linda Lee's for about a year. You can't beat the price, and the therapeutic was as good as it gets.

I left happy every time with Linda Lee from the 2nd visit forward, but apparently she moved back to China about a month ago.

Recently, a young bubbly pretty Christine worked there and was not shy from visit #1. But she only worked there for about 2 weeks then moved back to China at the same time as LL.

Coincidence?

I don't know anyone (myself included) who has had luck with anyone else there.

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong; 1468418]Hey everyone,

Been to Linda Lee's about 3 times now. Price is good, but consistency is not great. First massage with the Lili was great. 2nd and 3rd progressively have gotten worse with different therapists. Relaxing environment, good price, not so great consistency. Also, I've been shorted about 5-10 minutes on my last 2 massages. It's a shame because I like this place, but I'm not sure how much I really want to go back. Maybe next time will be better?

RM[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1468342]I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. It just seems kind of silly to me but who am I to argue. If anyone can crack the code by reading the FAQ what's the point?[/QUOTE]I would agree that some of the established codes are a bit unnecessary but it does give some satisfaction knowing there are lazy fools out there who won't figure it out. Silly codes make you rtff or stay in the dark. Rtff makes better informed members and improves the forum overall.

Some help means using her body to block the camera and fondle the berries while I handled the twig.

I didn't go back because frankly why bother. Massage was decent but better options existed at the time.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1466324]What does "some help" mean? . I figure if I have do help myself I might as well do that at home.

BTW, I looked at your earlier post and you had said "place was only "technically open" during weekends" so I'm a little confused because you said the opposite now. I did find a phone number on spahunters.

So, in everyone's experience, do most places use scented oils? I'm wondering if I can get away with a visit and not tip off the wife. Then again, ideally it would be on a day that I plan to go to the gym later. I don't even remember if I smelled when I left Linda Lee's recently.

Speaking of Linda Lee's, so her repeated question "hard?" might not have been a come on? She acted disappointed when I said no, thinking she was asking if the massage was too hard.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EnjoyYourMeal; 1468098]This is a good point. It's much more secure to write $.60 rather than $160 and then to explain publicly that they mean the same thing. It's security measures like these that allow us to enjoy the teeming massage parlor scenes in Montgomery County and DC. Maybe it's because I've only been paying for sex for two decades that I don't find "decades of experience" to be a compelling argument.

The crackdown in Montgomery County started with one angry housefrau who discovered her husband's activities, and the one in DC started with a female police chief who lives in sin with one of her subordinates in Maryland. But the power of $.60 keeps me secure. That's magical thinking at best.[/QUOTE]No one said you had to like it or that it had to make sense to you. Its the way things around done around here. Being all smartassy about isn't going help you much.

Good luck with your hobbying.

[QUOTE=Rusian Mong; 1468418]Hey everyone,

Been to Linda Lee's about 3 times now. Price is good, but consistency is not great. First massage with the Lili was great. 2nd and 3rd progressively have gotten worse with different therapists. Relaxing environment, good price, not so great consistency. Also, I've been shorted about 5-10 minutes on my last 2 massages. It's a shame because I like this place, but I'm not sure how much I really want to go back. Maybe next time will be better?

RM[/QUOTE]Well, I woke up with a little back pain so I figured I'd give Linda Lee's another shot. I got Lili this time. Her hard massage was very hard; she got her whole body on top of mine for most of the back massage. She had some very titillating soft touch on my legs and I think she grazed the boys once. When I flipped over she leaned over my head and stuck her chest in my face for some long strokes down my chest, which was nice. She apologized. She came so close but no cigar, massaging down my chest and into the towel a bit.

I still think this can be my go to place for an inexpensive massage. I do want to go back in the evening sometime to try to get the girl I had last time.

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3077466130.html[/url]

Has anyone tried this place? I assume table shampoo is same as TS? I've read you can pretty much expect a good time when there is a TS but is that necessarily accurate?

[QUOTE=MikeInDC;1471313]I've read you can pretty much expect a good time when there is a TS but is that necessarily accurate?[/QUOTE]I have never been here, but what I read on their site :

[QUOTE][url]http://www.massageandacupressure.com/Packages_and_Pricing.html[/url]

[b]Thai Massage.[/b]

Traditional combination of stretching and deep tissue. Please wear comfortable

Clothes to allow for freedom of movement.[/QUOTE]Looks like 'wearing clothes' is mandatory here.

I think that I'll try them at that weekend.

Stay safe,

Aman

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1471209]Well, I woke up with a little back pain so I figured I'd give Linda Lee's another shot. I got Lili this time. Her hard massage was very hard; she got her whole body on top of mine for most of the back massage. She had some very titillating soft touch on my legs and I think she grazed the boys once. When I flipped over she leaned over my head and stuck her chest in my face for some long strokes down my chest, which was nice. She apologized. She came so close but no cigar, massaging down my chest and into the towel a bit.

I still think this can be my go to place for an inexpensive massage. I do want to go back in the evening sometime to try to get the girl I had last time.[/QUOTE]Hi, Mike.

Is Lili good looking how old she look?

[QUOTE=Aman Tuleev; 1471519]I have never been here, but what I read on their site :

Looks like 'wearing clothes' is mandatory here.

I think that I'll try them at that weekend.

Stay safe,

Aman[/QUOTE]Looks like that is only related to that one service. Though, I have seen places that are clothing only. There's. Place on Shady Grove next to Subway like that. Pass!

[QUOTE=Kamen; 1471527]Hi, Mike.

Is Lili good looking how old she look?[/QUOTE]She's ok looking. Looked a little cuter upside down when she was leaning over my head. I think I saw cuter girls the last time I was there. I'm horrible at guessing ages. She was dressed in spandex type pants and a zip up warmup jacket. Not revealing at all.

[QUOTE=MikeInDC; 1471313][url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/thp/3077466130.html[/url]

Has anyone tried this place? I assume table shampoo is same as TS? I've read you can pretty much expect a good time when there is a TS but is that necessarily accurate?[/QUOTE]It is the same. Don't waste your time here. TS in MC doesn't mean anything. Rockville especially the 620 places are all tease, with promise of more next time after you tip big this time and get nothing.

[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1471866]It is the same. Don't waste your time here. TS in MC doesn't mean anything. Rockville especially the 620 places are all tease, with promise of more next time after you tip big this time and get nothing.[/QUOTE]I've only had ONE place in MoCo give a table shower. Don't be fooled by the table SHAMPOO which is completely different. The shampoo is where they just soak a rag in hot soapy water and rub you down.

As Mike in DC reported, Lilly is a big tease. She does climb on you when you want a strong massage, and.

Before the flip she does a anal and leg tease with soft strokes coming close to the jewels, but that is it. No real.

Roaming is allowed. As I mentioned in a earlier post I had to make her aware that what she was doing didn't sit well.

[QUOTE=Nats53; 1472341]As Mike in DC reported, Lilly is a big tease. She does climb on you when you want a strong massage, and.

Before the flip she does a anal and leg tease with soft strokes coming close to the jewels, but that is it. No real.

Roaming is allowed. As I mentioned in a earlier post I had to make her aware that what she was doing didn't sit well.[/QUOTE]In what way did you make her aware of this? I mean, honestly, I didn't mind it too much as it felt very good. If nothing else is ever going to happen there so be it I guess. I do want to come back in the evening sometime to see if I can find the girl who I had the first time.

Do most places that provide HE still have the warning signs posted such as the ones at Linda Lee's?

Hey Everyone,

Tao foot spa is okay. Pretty good massage, will walk on your back. Girls are flirty and cute. Of course there are the NO SEX signs, and none of that has happened to me. It's a little price 65/70 + tip (as compared to Linda Lee's 49+tip) , but I like the massage better and it's more convenient for me. Seems legit.

Sorry there is nothing more!

RM