Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1674960]U guys have been seriously spoiled. Model quality. 20-something latina let's you take off all her clothes, let's you massage her, gives you massage, then rubs oil over your ck and balls until you pop for $90. I dare you all to find this anywhere else in the US.

A couple days ago someone reported they got all this plus Russian+ jacuzzi and still had a complaint."She didn't seem into it when I was massaging her". Seriously?

I get it though. Once you have had fillet mignon it's disappointing to get served a ribeye, bit don't forget that ribeye is a dam good cut of meat.[/QUOTE]If you guys keep bashing this gorgeous girl, I'll be able to book more time with her. Did you ever think that she might be tired after a hard day? She always is most appreciative of my foot massages.

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[QUOTE=Oddjob;1675170]If you guys keep bashing this gorgeous girl, I'll be able to book more time with her. Did you ever think that she might be tired after a hard day? She always is most appreciative of my foot massages.[/QUOTE]If you are just going to be happy to get something for 90 bucks then I will remember not to read your posts. I do not mean to offend but come on that is why the prices are so high in the first place.

Had a great session with Christie at ERS yesterday. She's in great shape and gave interesting conversation along with the massage. Having been in the business for a while, she had some interesting stories about her experiences with other mongers from her past (all anonymous, of course). She had worked at the other place in Belvidere in her earlier days.

She's beautiful with long hair, flat tummy, nice natural breasts, perhaps in her mid thirties but looked younger. Acceptable massage, with the ending per the rules. Would repeat.

[QUOTE=MrTisBad;1675706]If you are just going to be happy to get something for 90 bucks then I will remember not to read your posts. I do not mean to offend but come on that is why the prices are so high in the first place.[/QUOTE]My point was that I think that Laura is attractive and exceptionally busy. With fewer people requesting her gives me a better chance of finding her free when I get to Belvidere. When you go into ERS, it is with the realization that you are paying to spend an hour with an attractive young lady. She is not going to fall in love with you and give you her address and phone number so that you can sweep her off her feet as her knight in shining armor.

I enjoy my time with the girls and try to get the girl to enjoy her time with me. I am not deluded into thinking that you are going to get something that you're not. Just remember that you are one of eight or so guys that she will probably see during the course of the day and she won't hit it off with everyone. It's all a business and you pay for the illusion and how you relate to the girl. Laura is just one of my personal favorites at ERS.

Well said. I take reviews with a grain of salt. If a girl is not attracted to you because of whatever reason it doesn't mean she'll be like that with everyone. It will always be a YMMV depending her mood and her personal pref on what she like in a guy. Lets face it if you are fit and decent looking with good hygiene the girl will more likely be attracted to you providing better service and attitude.

[QUOTE=Oddjob; 1676291]My point was that I think that Laura is attractive and exceptionally busy. With fewer people requesting her gives me a better chance of finding her free when I get to Belvidere. When you go into ERS, it is with the realization that you are paying to spend an hour with an attractive young lady. She is not going to fall in love with you and give you her address and phone number so that you can sweep her off her feet as her knight in shining armor.

I enjoy my time with the girls and try to get the girl to enjoy her time with me. I am not deluded into thinking that you are going to get something that you're not. Just remember that you are one of eight or so guys that she will probably see during the course of the day and she won't hit it off with everyone. It's all a business and you pay for the illusion and how you relate to the girl. Laura is just one of my personal favorites at ERS.[/QUOTE]

I gave an honest review of her service you can take what you want from it. It was also supported by 2 other posters. I did not say she was ugly I said she did not do the hot tub and that it was rushed. That was the experience.

[QUOTE=Datsurman; 1674960]U guys have been seriously spoiled. Model quality. 20-something latina let's you take off all her clothes, let's you massage her, gives you massage, then rubs oil over your ck and balls until you pop for $90. I dare you all to find this anywhere else in the US.

A couple days ago someone reported they got all this plus Russian+ jacuzzi and still had a complaint."She didn't seem into it when I was massaging her". Seriously?

I get it though. Once you have had fillet mignon it's disappointing to get served a ribeye, bit don't forget that ribeye is a dam good cut of meat.[/QUOTE]All I had to say was maybe she was having a bad day. I didn't say she was ugly, rude, etc. I'm sorry I like a good massage and I feel that for 95 dollars plus whatever it is I choose to tip I want some sort of service. I don't know if she was having a bad day or what. That was just my opinion and that's that.

Yeah, yeah, I know I previously promised a review session with new girl [b]Amanda. [/b] Truth is, I had been waiting a while to get around to [b]Tina. [/b] Due to a morning service and inspection at the car dealer, I did not make an appointment at ERS as I usually do. I had no idea what time I'd get there, or if I'd even make the trip at all. Once I began the drive to Belvidere, my mind was bouncing between Amanda and Tina. I really didn't know who I was going to choose.

When I arrived a mere 30 mins after opening, Amanda and the other girls were already in session. Only Tina was free, which was more than OK by me. The vast amount of cleavage she had on display with that low-cut red top was mesmerizing. Tina is 4'11" with neck-length blonde hair. I'm guessing mid-30's, with a slightly trampy look due to the eye shadow. She sorta looks like that cute waitress you'd meet in a roadside diner down South. Definitely a bit on the thick side when it comes to her upper thighs and butt. However, her waist and stomach are pretty average, definitely smaller than mine. Her boobs are a visual marvel, heavy and firm D-cup naturals. So proportionally, Tina may have the most classically feminine figure of all the girls at ERS. This was EXACTLY what I was in the mood for today.

As others have said, jacuzzi sessions with Tina are the absolute best. We chatted for a good long while, to a point where I started to worry about getting rushed out of there. But after introductions were out of the way, Tina began rubbing those tits up and down my chest. She even raked her nails across my frank & beans a few times, which I'm guessing is the MOST a girl should be allowed to do in there. Otherwise, you'd have several loads floating around in that hot tub on any given day. I was really hoping Tina would plant that ass on my crotch, but she only rubbed those cheeks on my chest and belly. If ERS ever adds a value option to just take a dip in the jacuzzi for 10-20 mins (no massage) , I would happily do that with Tina every time. A dessert option for my meal, if you will.

Massage skills are above average. Lots of soft touch, followed by therapeutic where Tina really gets her elbows into it. Even while those tits were pressed into my back, I told her how much I was digging that elbow. Massaging Tina is fun. Lots of feedback, especially when you work her arms and feet. She even lost her train of thought while I was kneading one of her hands, which was kinda cute. Tina maintains a lightly-bushy patch of pubes, which I'll always prefer as long as I'm not going down on the girl. It just looks and feels better than shaved-but-not-waxed stubble. I pressed and rubbed her button for a good long while, with absolutely no warnings or signs of hesitation on her part. If I had dared to probe any deeper, I get the feeling I wouldn't have gotten anything more than a head shake and a light slap on the wrist.

For the finish, Tina started out slow. Like, excruciating torture slow. I LOVED it. When she started to speed up, I requested Russian to keep myself from popping too soon. Instead of just leaning over, Tina had me sit up and face the side of the bed. She then stood between my legs, wrapped the sausage, and proceeded to bounce. I had to stop this pretty quickly, lest the carpet in Room 2 be drenched with my jizz at this very moment. I laid back and enjoyed her quickening technique. The way her hands work in unison is really quite exquisite, with lots of ball tickling and lingering on the head. This all led to my most comically-explosive ERS orgasm yet. I might have gotten some in my armpit, so I made sure to scrub there in the shower afterwards. Luckily, I've gotten in the habit of bringing deodorant to ERS. Don't leave home without it! If I had to be picky (which I always am) , I would've liked a little more actual tease during the finish. Tina does smile a lot with solid eye contact, which is nice. But I would love it if she could get tips in dirty talk from someone like [b]Danielle. [/b] Tina got my standard tip (.25) and escorted me back to the lobby.

Just a few side notes to close out my review. While walking to the massage room and again as we left the jacuzzi, I spotted Amanda, but only from behind. I knew it was her because I'm quite familiar with how the other girls look from all angles, and this girl's body and hair looked nothing like theirs. She was wearing her robe, but I could tell she's white, very thin, no more than 5'2". Long, light brunette hair that falls to her lower back. Now that I know she's not an albino porker, I'm even more keen to check her out. And I STILL have no idea what her face looks like!

Also, I asked Judy a question that's been on my mind. I'm very interested in booking a 2-girl massage one of these days (most likely with [b]Liz & Danielle[/b]) , but I wanted to wait until my punch card was all filled out. Maybe everybody knows this already, but I confirmed that a 2-girl massage earns you 2 punches on the card. So, I could book that Liz & Danielle sandwich (mmm, sandwich) any time without wasting any discount down the road. I think I'll do just that, AFTER I get this Amanda jones out of my system.

[b]Tina[/b]

Looks 7.

Attitude 9.

Massage 9.

Finish 10

It's Ash Wesnesday, I have the day off from work, and the Chicago Auto Show is in town. What better time to make my 2nd ERS trip of the week to finally see the elusive [b]Amanda? [/b] This time, I came prepared with a morning appointment (which I showed up 30 mins early for). Upon entering, I was greeted by [b]Dawn, Liz, & Amanda. [/b]

OK, where do I begin? Amanda has got to be the YOUNGEST looking girl I have ever encountered in any kind of adult establishment. As soon as we got to the room, I had to ask how old she is. Amanda gave me an age in the early 20's. Personally, I would've guessed 18 or 19 tops (if not even younger). From head to toe, Amanda looks quite a bit like Avril Lavigne. No, not the hot, mature, modern-day Avril. I'm talking fresh-faced Avril Lavigne circa 2002. She stands 5'1" and is quite thin. Not stick-figure thin, but I'd guess she weighs about 100 lbs, give or take. Long, light brown hair. Visible tats on both shoulders. She basically looks like a teenybopper you'd see hanging out in the food court at your local mall. In fact, I probably HAVE seen this girl at one of my frequented malls.

Undressed, Amanda's jailbait looks are even more jarring. Tiny A-cup boobs, natural with nice nipples. Narrow hips, making for a less-than-spectacular ass when she's standing straight up. I would later learn those cheeks are rather soft, and that butt does look good when she's laying on the table. Overall, Amanda is extremely cute. But her youthful looks are rather unsettling, even for a grizzled perv like myself. The whole time, I kept expecting Chris Hansen to walk in with the Dateline NBC crew.

Why do I keep going on and on about her looks? Because unfortunately, there's not a whole lot more to make her memorable. This girl is SHY with a capital S. The words "timid" and "meek" also come to mind. Amanda speaks in a quiet, very soft tone. Almost impossible to hear over the roar of the jacuzzi, where she sat down next to (not on) me and never moved closer. She did allow some light touching, but this did nothing to warm her up. During my massage, it was fairly difficult to keep a steady conversation going with Amanda. Mostly brief responses followed by long, awkward silence. She did laugh often, but it was always that nervous kind of laughing. When Amanda got on the table for her massage, she basically kept her eyes closed for the duration. She did open up to me about her tattoos, at least.

For the happy ending, I found myself struggling to stay erect. It started out great, with Amanda crawling between my legs for body-to-body. Her boobs are small, but they still feel pretty sweet when rubbing up and down, side to side on your junk. That was the highlight of the HE. After climbing off the table, Amanda showed me what she can do with her hands. I'll give her points for variety, as she mixed up a lot of different stroke styles, including a good deal of glans teasing. Problem is, her grip is WAY too loose. This is fine to start things off, but she never made any move to tighten her fists as things progressed. I generally tend to lean my head back and close my eyes a lot during HE's. In this case, that only left me with my sense of touch, which was BARELY being stimulated. I had to keep my eyes open and watch this young 'un play with my boys. That, along with helping myself to handfuls of that petite-yet-squeezable ass, actually helped me momentarily. When I started to soften, I actually had to ask Amanda to grip it a little tighter. I also asked for a little more breast-on-dick rubbing, which helped get me back to full mast. Eventually, the desired finish was reached. I was actually relieved that the whole thing was over.

Except it wasn't. Just before Amanda opened the door to take her shower, our neighbors beat her to it. So we had to wait for both of them to take their after-showers. Strangely enough, this led to one of my favorite parts of the session. Amanda took a seat on the chair, while I continued to lay buck naked on the table. Somehow, we ended up having our most engrossing conversation of the morning. Amanda seemed a lot more comfortable, and I was actually enjoying my time with her.

That unexpected conclusion to our session left me with some mixed feelings. The logical part of my brain tells me Amanda is not worth repeating with until she's had some time to get into the swing of things and let her guard down. However, the hopeful optimist in me thinks a repeat session may actually yield more fruit, since she now knows I'm not going to aggressively manhandle her or try to push things too far. I'll probably take a wait-and-see approach on this one. Amanda could be great in a month or two, if she sticks around. If the jailbait fantasy floats your boat, it may be worth your time to check her out. You may have a better experience than I did. Personally, I took solace in the confirmation that I do have boundaries and an actual comfort zone. It's always good to know us mongers can still possess such traits.

[b]Amanda[/b]

Looks 8 (because she IS cute)

Attitude 6.

Massage 7.

Finish 6

BB, kudos to you for some fine reporting. Your comments are always well thought out, and your reviews are very fair and thorough. Thanks.

I've gone back and tried to find specifics with no luck. What are these ERS rules that everyone refers to?

Thanks, [b]Robert387. [/b] I do worry about the detailed reviews backfiring on me one of these days. But so far, that hasn't been an issue. Still getting smiles from Liz & Tina, unless they're just putting on a front. I figure either they avoid this forum, or they simply are so busy that they could never remember specifics of any single session. Until I literally get slapped across the face, I'll just keep doing what I'm doing.

For what it's worth, I do try to hold SOME details back. Personal info like the girls' exact stated ages or hometown background. I suppose I could add that Amanda previously worked at a bikini bar (Bigfoot) in Rockford, as recently as this January. Anything that I THINK is being disclosed in confidence won't be posted here. If a girl dares to break the rules (hasn't happened yet) , I won't even hint at it here or in PM's.

BrownBag,

I just wanted to add my thanks for your excellent reporting. Your reviews are well written and very thoughtful. I, for one, hope that you keep up with the long reviews. After all, the "Devil is in the Details". I look forward for each and every new episode in your ERS travels. It was your review of Danielle that got me of my posterior and up to Belvidere. She was everything that you said and much more.

Keep up the good work.

Lennie1

I wish I could get some pictures of Jennifer sounds my type. Athletic body nice firm fake tits. Tan. Mmmhmmm