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[QUOTE=Tampa Monger]It's Pri[b]y[/b]a Rai, but yeah, it looks like total bullshit. Nice detective work![/QUOTE]

I puked up some Priya Rai a while back after eating at some Indian place.

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Saw some reviews here on this one a while back. She has always intriqued me as I prefer the more mature provider, maybe because I'm in that same category. Anyway I thought I should dream about this one and did about a week ago.

Let me say the reviews were very accurate, but I did enjoy myself. In all fairness she is very accomodating, the only things not on the menu was greek and DATY. These days I almost always shy away from DATY anyway, shame because I really like it.

She was a little heavier than her pics, good attitude, nice personalty but probably will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

How did you like her wig?

BH

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Saw Kay a while back. She was exactly as advertised. Good open minded GFE, very accommodating, BBBJ on the menu. If you are into thick girls, she's worth a shot. It's been a while, so can't remember exactly what the donation was, but I recall it was reasonable (maybe $ for 30, $. 5 for 60)

[QUOTE=Blondehound]How did you like her wig?

BH[/QUOTE]To be truthful, I figured it was a rug, but it didn't come off so I just tried to enjoy myself as best I could. Like I said I don't think I would repeat.

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Saw this ad pop up on BP, pics looked good and definitely not pro shots, felt adventurous so thought I'd check them out. Called the number (310 area code) and no one answered. Didn't leave a voice mail, thought I might try again later. About 20 mins later, I get 6 missed calls in 2 mins from a Tampa number I didn't recognize. When I finally answered, it is Brittany. Now, I'm usually a little suspect of girls who call back obsessively, and the out of town/local number switch is suspect, but figured since I was in the area I would investigate a little further. She quoted me $$$ for the hour for both, GFE, and I setup an appt. She told me which hotel they were in near Busch Gardens. I get there and call, she tells me they need 2 mins to get ready. Annoying, but not the first time it's happened. But from there it starts to get a little odd. She calls back in 2 mins, and I can tell she's also on another phone, and I hear her saying something about $$$$ for the hour. I ask "What? " and she comes back to me and tells me they are actually at a different hotel nearby, the Red Roof Inn. Immediate red flags, as that place has been the location for busts in the past.

Drove over to the Red Roof, near the room number she gave me, and the parking lot around that building (there are 2 there) was completely empty. Given everything else, that seemed also a little suspicious. At this point I'm thinking about bolting, but since I was there I wanted to check and see if the pics were at least real. Proceeding with extreme caution, I knocked on the door, girl answered, I went in. They were not the same girls as the pics, not ugly by any means but just not the hotties from the pics. When I called them on it they got real nervous. Said "Oh, we work with other girls, so maybe the pics got switched. " They introduced themselves by two different names, and neither one of them sounded like the girl on the phone (who told me she was Brittany). They start telling me I should stay, we can have a good time, what did I want to do, we can work on price, etc. I didn't say a word, just turned and left.

Now, this could just be as simple as an agency pretending to be independents, and fake pics/bait and switch. But given all the circumstances, there's a chance it could be worse.

G

[QUOTE=Gene Mer]To be truthful, I figured it was a rug, but it didn't come off so I just tried to enjoy myself as best I could. Like I said I don't think I would repeat.[/QUOTE]

She looks a little like the Muppets Miss Piggy. Her friend like an older, drunken version of Flo from the old TV show with Mel's Diner (was the show called "Alice"?).

Next time save yourself $.3 and hit up one of the trailer parks along US 9 for .2

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Keep safe.

[QUOTE=Gene Mer]To be truthful, I figured it was a rug, but it didn't come off so I just tried to enjoy myself as best I could. Like I said I don't think I would repeat.[/QUOTE]
and she got mad. When I went to see her she was using different photo's. They must have been 10 years younger and her hair was blonde and it wasn't a wig in the photos she used to use.
The one good thing I can say for her is at least she is using photos that represent her current looks.

BH

Wow. She looks a lot like Cindy at Gennie's Soft Touch. Might even be her. Certainly a lot cheaper to see her (or her likeness) at Gennies

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Saw some reviews here on this one a while back. She has always intriqued me as I prefer the more mature provider, maybe because I'm in that same category. Anyway I thought I should dream about this one and did about a week ago.

Let me say the reviews were very accurate, but I did enjoy myself. In all fairness she is very accomodating, the only things not on the menu was greek and DATY. These days I almost always shy away from DATY anyway, shame because I really like it.

She was a little heavier than her pics, good attitude, nice personalty but probably will not repeat.[/QUOTE]

I've seen her ads on BP and sometimes on DATC for about a month now. I know she has at least one other review on this board, and one on another site, but I wanted to throw in my 2 cents just because she is such a valuable player!

Once there was this "28" year old woman named Kay who used to be a dancer, apparently. If you called her in the middle of the day, she would probably answer and be ready to see you on about an hour's notice. She might be in a little duplex bungalow on a quiet residential street off MLK in Tampa. After a 2-3 call system to bring you in, she would probably invite you into her place and look just as good as her pics. If you are like me, you'd be glad if she looked more like her "MILF next door" pics than the pro looking glamor shots you might have seen. I think anyone would be glad if she was squeaky clean from stem to stern and smelled great all over.

You might be impressed by her tight, tanned, toned body, even though the number 28 might be slightly off the mark. Or maybe I'm not a good judge.

I know you would be impressed if GFE was on the menu, including DATY, a stellar BBBJ, DFK, toy play, cuddling and maybe more (YMMV). And you might enjoy her bubbly, almost too "up" personality. She might be like a new toy: you'll want to try her out in many different positions before you finish playing. Your favorite might be pushing those muscular legs back over her head, toes to the headboard. Doesn't that sound like fun?

She might give you the impression that she is very new to the biz despite her history; she might not even realize she could command a higher value or that she is GFE. Or, she might just be crazy like a fox and trying to build up a regular client base fast.

Best of all, this story can be told from start to finish by the Jackson 5: Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew & Andrew (leave Tito at home). As Edward Murphy said, "That's a bargain for me. I think I will buy some. "

I'm reluctant to share this news except that I would imagine anyone out there deserves to have such a good time for so little output at least once. Run, don't walk! Hope I don't see you there!

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[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]At TE "56 inches of black booty + "smothering" in the same sentence???"
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56 inches does not describe a "tight end" to me! It is also about the length of her very annoying ad. Maybe move her over to WIDE receiver?

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Saw this ad pop up on BP, pics looked good and definitely not pro shots, felt adventurous so thought I'd check them out. Called the number (310 area code) and no one answered. Didn't leave a voice mail, thought I might try again later. About 20 mins later, I get 6 missed calls in 2 mins from a Tampa number I didn't recognize. When I finally answered, it is Brittany. Now, I'm usually a little suspect of girls who call back obsessively, and the out of town/local number switch is suspect, but figured since I was in the area I would investigate a little further. She quoted me $$$ for the hour for both, GFE, and I setup an appt. She told me which hotel they were in near Busch Gardens. I get there and call, she tells me they need 2 mins to get ready. Annoying, but not the first time it's happened. But from there it starts to get a little odd. She calls back in 2 mins, and I can tell she's also on another phone, and I hear her saying something about $$$$ for the hour. I ask "What? " and she comes back to me and tells me they are actually at a different hotel nearby, the Red Roof Inn. Immediate red flags, as that place has been the location for busts in the past.

Drove over to the Red Roof, near the room number she gave me, and the parking lot around that building (there are 2 there) was completely empty. Given everything else, that seemed also a little suspicious. At this point I'm thinking about bolting, but since I was there I wanted to check and see if the pics were at least real. Proceeding with extreme caution, I knocked on the door, girl answered, I went in. They were not the same girls as the pics, not ugly by any means but just not the hotties from the pics. When I called them on it they got real nervous. Said "Oh, we work with other girls, so maybe the pics got switched. " They introduced themselves by two different names, and neither one of them sounded like the girl on the phone (who told me she was Brittany). They start telling me I should stay, we can have a good time, what did I want to do, we can work on price, etc. I didn't say a word, just turned and left.

Now, this could just be as simple as an agency pretending to be independents, and fake pics/bait and switch. But given all the circumstances, there's a chance it could be worse.

G[/QUOTE]Good move buddy. I'm surprised you even made it that far.

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Her latest ads are $1.8/hr $1 hhr. I tried, but we were never able to connect. Missed it. Damn.

Good things never last.

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]She looks a little like the Muppets Miss Piggy. Her friend like an older, drunken version of Flo from the old TV show with Mel's Diner (was the show called "Alice"?).

Next time save yourself $.3 and hit up one of the trailer parks along US 9 for .2[/QUOTE]Good memory, yes it was called "Alice" starring Linda Lavin and the episodes revolved around Mel's diner. Aired around the mid 80's I think.

She was a little bit better than Miss Piggy, but the little guy was doing the thinking that day.

It's all good. If she wants to jack her rates, then she can deal with the reduced business/income. Sucks to be her. Literally.