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[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;2056190]Wow, lots of questions with nothing given back in return. But hey, I'm happy to give you some more information about her:

- she's a Yankees fan.

- her favorite baseball player is Derek Jeter.

- she's a Knicks fan.

- for football, she's a Patriots fan.

- her secret fantasy is to sit on Tom Brady's face.

- she's not a hockey fan.

- she prefers coca-Cola over Pepsi.

- she'll watch any movie that has Brad Pitt in it.

- she prefers gin & tonic over a cold beer.

- her favorite food is spaghetti with meatballs.

- she always orders chicken McNuggets when she goes to McDonalds.

- her favorite color is pink.

- she likes pepperoni pizza but always says 'hold the anchovies'.

- her favorite new singer is Ariana Grande.

- her favorite member of 'One Direction' is Harry Stiles.

- her favorite TV shows are Honey Boo-Boo and Teen Mom II.

- her favorite position is doggie-style (except when she's with Tom Brady, of course).

- her favorite hand bag is 'Coach'.

- her favorite shampoo is 'Suave'.

- she likes Calvin Klein perfumes.

- her favorite designer is Diane von Furstenberg.

- her favorite shoe designer is Jimmy Choo.

- she prefers 'People" over "Us' magazine.

- her favorite radio station is 95.7 FM.

- she buys her underwear at Victoria's Secret.

- her shoe size is 8 1/2.

- her favorite Chinese take-out dish is 'beef & broccoli'.

- she hates winter.

- she loves the beach.

- she prefers the beaches on the west coast of Florida over the beaches on the east coast.

- she prefers hamburgers over hot dogs at summer barbeques.

- her favorite deodorant is 'Secret'.

- she digs guys who wear boxer shorts.

- if you give her enough cash, she'll be as GFE as you want.

What other information would you like to know?[/QUOTE]That's all well and good, but I need to know what her favorite candy bar is.

[QUOTE=Wsst3;2050435]That girl is in another ad with stormy doing doubles, but she is hot.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tiny-amazing-specials-u-dont-want-2-miss-860-986-6289-22/7750358[/URL][/QUOTE]If I ever did have a session with this girl, I think I'd pay her by giving her a new, updated cell phone instead of cash, so she can post photos that are better than what's posted in her ad. Those photos look like they were taken with a 10-year-old cell phone with less than 1 million meg-pixels!

Of course, she may have purposely posted unclear photos to disguise the fact that this is Stormy back in action.

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;2056754]If I ever did have a session with this girl, I think I'd pay her by giving her a new, updated cell phone instead of cash, so she can post photos that are better than what's posted in her ad. Those photos look like they were taken with a 10-year-old cell phone with less than 1 million meg-pixels!

Of course, she may have purposely posted unclear photos to disguise the fact that this is Stormy back in action.[/QUOTE]I too speculate these are Stormy pics. I've always liked her looks but never wanted to chance her bad reviews not to mention she is likely under the microscope. Not worth it in my book.

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;2056190]Wow, lots of questions with nothing given back in return. But hey, I'm happy to give you some more information about her:

- she's a Yankees fan.

- her favorite baseball player is Derek Jeter.

- she's a Knicks fan.

- for football, she's a Patriots fan.

- her secret fantasy is to sit on Tom Brady's face.

- she's not a hockey fan.

- she prefers coca-Cola over Pepsi.

- she'll watch any movie that has Brad Pitt in it.

- she prefers gin & tonic over a cold beer.

- her favorite food is spaghetti with meatballs.

- she always orders chicken McNuggets when she goes to McDonalds.

- her favorite color is pink.

- she likes pepperoni pizza but always says 'hold the anchovies'.

- her favorite new singer is Ariana Grande.

- her favorite member of 'One Direction' is Harry Stiles.

- her favorite TV shows are Honey Boo-Boo and Teen Mom II.

- her favorite position is doggie-style (except when she's with Tom Brady, of course).

- her favorite hand bag is 'Coach'.

- her favorite shampoo is 'Suave'.

- she likes Calvin Klein perfumes.

- her favorite designer is Diane von Furstenberg.

- her favorite shoe designer is Jimmy Choo.

- she prefers 'People" over "Us' magazine.

- her favorite radio station is 95.7 FM.

- she buys her underwear at Victoria's Secret.

- her shoe size is 8 1/2.

- her favorite Chinese take-out dish is 'beef & broccoli'.

- she hates winter.

- she loves the beach.

- she prefers the beaches on the west coast of Florida over the beaches on the east coast.

- she prefers hamburgers over hot dogs at summer barbeques.

- her favorite deodorant is 'Secret'.

- she digs guys who wear boxer shorts.

- if you give her enough cash, she'll be as GFE as you want.

What other information would you like to know?[/QUOTE]Dude,

You are one funny son of a *****, I'll tell you. Who the Hell is Diane von Furstenberg?

Tiger.

[QUOTE=Tiger37;2060736]Dude,

You are one funny son of a *****, I'll tell you. Who the Hell is Diane von Furstenberg?

Tiger.[/QUOTE]Here you go: [URL]http://bit.ly/1etxv8z[/URL].

[QUOTE=Greg9876;2049260]Texted her last night wanted to see her this morning, got delayed,
After texting back and forth met up with her today at her in-call for a HH.
she is the girl in the pictures. Started with a very good BBBJ. Then finished cowgirl.
Down to earth girl, She is good at what she does. I'd repeat.[/QUOTE]Based on your review, I saw her last week and experienced her above-average oral skills. Thank you!!

She seems new to the business, but I could be wrong. She seemed a little on edge, but she calmed down a lot once we got down to business.

My only quibble with her--and it is a minor one at that--was that she charged $20 more for the HH than was listed on her ad. She said the other price was for before 1 pm. Overall, I was satisfied and will definitely repeat.

[QUOTE=Tiger37;2060736]Dude,

You are one funny son of a *****, I'll tell you. Who the Hell is Diane von Furstenberg?

Tiger.[/QUOTE]Famous fashion designer: Google is your friend.

[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_von_F%C3%BCrstenberg[/URL]

No way they advertise a before 1 pm rate. Just laugh when they say that and keep going.

Lot's of new postings on BP. Many girls are extremely attractive and promise the world but I dare say close to 100% of them are fake pics with no reviews. Some even claim well reviewed. Is there any such thing as truth is advertising?

Monger Tip of the day: Always Google the number and do a Google image search.

Anyone have info on Elvira Blue? I've googled the number but only come up with sites that compile backpage ads and the t.o.sluts phony review site. She looks a little familiar for some reason but I can't say for sure if I've ever seen her pics before.

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[QUOTE=Soxfan04;2063684]Anyone have info on Elvira Blue? I've googled the number but only come up with sites that compile backpage ads and the t.o.sluts phony review site. She looks a little familiar for some reason but I can't say for sure if I've ever seen her pics before.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everyone-is-good-something-born-to-do-at-least-one-thingcome-check-out-my-skills-elvira-blue-23/7756419[/URL][/QUOTE]She used to be a blond, been on BP a LONG time. I can't remember the name and I never partook.

[QUOTE=Chelovec;2063709]She used to be a blond, been on BP a LONG time. I can't remember the name and I never partook.[/QUOTE]Blonde! That did it. Knew she looked kinda familiar. If I remember right, there were mixed reviews on her and I never thought it was worth checking her out based on those reports.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/u-looking-4-the-erfect-ate-8023735401-andlt3rbie-do-23/7667813[/URL]

[QUOTE=WhenWhen;2063175]No way they advertise a before 1 pm rate. Just laugh when they say that and keep going.[/QUOTE]I did laugh and keep going. Not worth quibbling over a Jackson. She provided an excellent service.

[QUOTE=Soxfan04;2063684]Anyone have info on Elvira Blue? I've googled the number but only come up with sites that compile backpage ads and the t.o.sluts phony review site. She looks a little familiar for some reason but I can't say for sure if I've ever seen her pics before.

[URL]http://hartford.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/everyone-is-good-something-born-to-do-at-least-one-thingcome-check-out-my-skills-elvira-blue-23/7756419[/URL][/QUOTE]Saw her when she went by a different name. She's a waste of time. I got there and went into the room, and waited on the bed for 15-20 minutes while she "freshened up"- don't know what she did but she was in the bathroom, door closed, no water running the entire time. After agreeing to a quick stay, she decided only a CBJ was what I would get. She's pushy, probably on drugs and has dirty hands. Can't recommend.

She is blurring her face in her pics now. LOL, like people don't remember those pics.

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