Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=Imhere U2]I live a whopping 6 blocks from Gq in buffy grove.The other day after having a nice time there as im walking out the back(i always go in the back so half of the world doesn't see me) my next door neighbors...wife!!!! is right there in the back.I can't believe it but she got a massage there. she comes right up to me with a sly grin and as she lightly brushes her hand over my crotch she asks "did you get what you wanted?'' and gives me a wet juicy kiss and hug. I just laughed and she says you know there are more ways to get what you want if your not getting it at home.Then she goes oohh i got to go and bolts.shes a 11 on a scale of 10 .what do i do?[/QUOTE]

My best advice is that you set up a meeting, and politely introduce her to me.

Found this on the Internet. Wonder if it is still safe to go to GQ?

[quote]July 20, 2006

Not-So-Happy Ending for Buffalo Grove Massage Parlor

Just when you thought all the suburban cops were spending their days recovering stolen lawn decorations and lemonade stands – finally, some real police work.

An undercover Buffalo Grove police officer has ended a yearlong investigation into the illegal dealings of the GQ Spa, determining that there’s more than massage happening at the establishment.

Seriously? It took a whole year to prove there was something shady going on at the GQ Spa massage parlor? That must have been one thorough investigation.

Yon Hui Cha, a 51-year-old woman from Springfield, Va., was arrested for “allegedly initiating an act of prostitution” with the undercover officer. Surprisingly, she has no record of having a massage therapist license, but she does have an earlier conviction for “keeping or frequenting a bawdy house” in Fairfax, Va.

She has also been charged with violating the village’s massage establishment ordinance and is scheduled to appear in court next month.[/quote][url]http://chicagoist.com/2006/07/20/notsohappy_ending_for_buffalo_grove_massage_parlor.php[/url]

[QUOTE=Imhere U2]I live a whopping 6 blocks from Gq in buffy grove.The other day after having a nice time there as im walking out the back(i always go in the back so half of the world doesn't see me) my next door neighbors...wife!!!! is right there in the back.I can't believe it but she got a massage there. she comes right up to me with a sly grin and as she lightly brushes her hand over my crotch she asks "did you get what you wanted?'' and gives me a wet juicy kiss and hug. I just laughed and she says you know there are more ways to get what you want if your not getting it at home.Then she goes oohh i got to go and bolts.shes a 11 on a scale of 10 .what do i do?[/QUOTE]


For someone who just joined this board, your first post sounds a little...let's say...imaginative. Me thinks your pulling our middle legs. If, indeed, you did bump into your neighbor, what the hell was SHE doing there? Working? Satisfying a lesbo fantasy? And if this is a real incident, take pictures and post them.

Doesn't every Penthouse forum letter start with.. This never happens to me, but the other day....

[QUOTE=Imhere U2]I live a whopping 6 blocks from Gq in buffy grove.The other day after having a nice time there as im walking out the back(i always go in the back so half of the world doesn't see me) my next door neighbors...wife!!!! is right there in the back.I can't believe it but she got a massage there. she comes right up to me with a sly grin and as she lightly brushes her hand over my crotch she asks "did you get what you wanted?'' and gives me a wet juicy kiss and hug. I just laughed and she says you know there are more ways to get what you want if your not getting it at home.Then she goes oohh i got to go and bolts.shes a 11 on a scale of 10 .what do i do?[/QUOTE]This sounds like a great start for a trashy novel. Or a porn movie ("Dear Barely Legal")

[QUOTE=Rub & Tugged]Doesn't every Penthouse forum letter start with.. This never happens to me, but the other day....[/QUOTE]

I see you only look at Penthouse for the articles, too.

You should have asked her if she got what she wanted there! Things that make you go hmmm.

I live only THREE blocks from GQ in Buffalo Grove.The other day after having a nice time there and as I'm walking out the side (I always go in and out the side so half of the world doesn't see me) are my next door neighbor's wife and her 2 sisters!!!!!!! I can't believe it but they all got a massages there. They came right up to me with sly grins and they all brush their hands all over my crotch and butt and head and one asks "did you get what you wanted?'' and gives me a wet juicy kiss and hug. I just laughed and she says you know there are more ways to get what you want if your not getting it at home.Then she goes oohh, I got to go and they all get in a car to leave. They are 9, 10 and 11 on the Vazooli scale. Does anybody want to help me satisfy their hottest desires? ;-)

-Vazooli

Hot Damn. Was that you? I was sittting in my car waiting for some of the business to slow down innside when I see these three beautiful babes come walking out. Then a guy (Must have been you) walks out. After I see them grab you and get into their car, I figure I'm going to follow. Damn, if they don't pull into an adult book store. I follow them in and see them go in the back by the arcades. Al three go into a room together, so I pop into the room next to them. The three of them are getting it on together while I watch thru the glory hole. And damn, if the older blonde doesn't start screaming "VAZOOLI, VAZOOLI". I thought I was dreaming......

Stinky Out

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Hot Damn. Was that you? I was sittting in my car waiting for some of the business to slow down innside when I see these three beautiful babes come walking out. Then a guy (Must have been you) walks out. After I see them grab you and get into their car, I figure I'm going to follow. Damn, if they don't pull into an adult book store. I follow them in and see them go in the back by the arcades. Al three go into a room together, so I pop into the room next to them. The three of them are getting it on together while I watch thru the glory hole. And damn, if the older blonde doesn't start screaming "VAZOOLI, VAZOOLI". I thought I was dreaming......

Stinky Out[/QUOTE]

Too fu**ing funny!!!

I stopped by a week ago and was told Tina went to New York. Were they pulling one? Saw Connie instead, good as usual. Normal budget. I still think Tina was the best they had there.

I am totally agree!

[QUOTE=Neverno]I stopped by a week ago and was told Tina went to New York. Were they pulling one? Saw Connie instead, good as usual. Normal budget. I still think Tina was the best they had there.[/QUOTE]

Who's better, Connie or Ginny?

And why?

Recently I found myself needing an actual massage and didn't feel like driving far, so I made a rare visit to Pine Spa. Got the table shower from mamasan, which was okay, nothing special. For the massage I got Jeanie or Jenny, not sure which she said. When I came in from the shower I tossed the towel aside which didn't seem to bother her as she left me uncovered the whole time. She gave a good massage and finished with the standard Pine extras. Standard price, .80 door and .40 tip. Was pleasantly suprised that for that tip she uncovered a bit more, allowed more roaming than others in the past have and also took her time doing the job. She even changed the covering on the table after we were done, which I have noticed some of them fail to do. The time was a little short of the hour, but close enough for AMP time.

I am interested in going to the Pine Spa soon and read so many forums of how to get a great time at AMP's so does anyone know where the TS and sanuas are in this place so I can seem like I have been there before?

Also whom do you think I should ask for?

Is it better to ask for someone there or call in for that person?

Thanks