Space Cadets

This guy wasn't dropped on his head when he was a baby, someone threw him up into a ceiling fan which slung him into a cinder block wall face first and he bounced off that and went out a window from the 3rd floor and THEN he landed on his head on the sidewalk

OMG, I just blew soda out of my nose I was laughing so hard.

Rodeo-clown please continue this assault via pm it really makes for some quality humor reading the retorts, if ya don't know what retort means go look it up.

[QUOTE=LittleLou;2359435]He is messaging me too. So far he has attempted to hurt my feelings by insisting I'm either from the Bronx or Brooklyn, NY. I'm not quite sure why he is unhappy with those locations, unless those were where he first took a dick up the keester. He then decided I am of Russian erhnicity (may still have something to do with getting corn holed in the keester, are there Russians in the Bronx? Next he informed me that I somehow got him in trouble with Admin2, which I must have done clairvoiently (don't worry about the spelling, he has no clue what I just said anyway). I told him to quit while he was behind, but he apparently enjoys being kicked in the nuts with the point of a boot. This guy wasn't dropped on his head when he was a baby, someone threw him up into a ceiling fan which slung him into a cinder block wall face first and he bounced off that and went out a window from the 3rd floor and THEN he landed on his head on the sidewalk.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LittleLou;2359435], but he apparently enjoys being kicked in the nuts with the point of a boot..[/QUOTE]Perhaps you are on to something there. Could this be him? [URL]http://porntubemovs.net/view/1635611/Ball-Kicking-In-die-Eier-treten.html[/URL].

Dammitt if I did not just suffer a retina injury. WTF bro??

[QUOTE=SMegmaMonster;2359602]Perhaps you are on to something there. Could this be him? [URL]http://porntubemovs.net/view/1635611/Ball-Kicking-In-die-Eier-treten.html[/URL].[/QUOTE]I guess when you ride in the rodeo you get desensitized in that area.

Some of these girls are true space cadets. I really can see why they struggle. They seem to always have crazy excuses!

Not being familiar with talent in area, looking for bi-lady, to help CB lady who will soon be celebrating her 50th. PM me. Thanks in advance.

I concur with you 100% and ask myself that same question every time I read someone post to see this girl because she needs help. I just want to break this down. This is the way I see it. If a provider see's one, only one person a day at 100 for 31 days. That is 3100.00. Ok, know only seeing one person a day is very rare for many of the ladies who post. If you can't survive on 3100.00 a month, you got something else going on in your life that requires a lot of money (I am sure I do not need to break that down). I would die if I ever saw someone write a review on me that reads she needs the help, Hell. I would never discuss my life situation with anyone in the first place. I would do what I have to in order to make things right!! I am a successful provider and I have no one to thank for that other than all of you! I do not do any drugs, I own a beautiful condo on the beach, a brand new car, I am paying to send my daughter to college along with helping her and her boyfriend with their bills and live a wonderful life! I respect you guys 100%. I do not think that you should feel honored to see me like many providers do. I am honored that you chose me over ALL of the other providers out there! And I for one know how hard you work for your money and respect that in every way possible.

With all of that being said, there are ladies on here that see many of you guys and I still read you guys writing they need help. You really need to seat back and analyze why is it she see's many of you guys, has a room mate and still is hurting for money? To the point that she contacts many of you asking for a front. Now I am not point one provider out. I am just saying, you may be supporting more than just bills and asking others to do so.

Sorry for the rant, I just hate seeing ladies play you guys when I know how good of a person many of you are. And will always be in my eyes!

Kelly.

[QUOTE=Jones1101;2367735]Some of these girls are true space cadets. I really can see why they struggle. They seem to always have crazy excuses![/QUOTE]

[blue]Chicks are allowed on the fight threads, just look at Orlando.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2369009]I concur with you 100% and ask myself that same question every time I read someone post to see this girl because she needs help. I just want to break this down. This is the way I see it. If a provider see's one, only one person a day at 100 for 31 days. That is 3100.00. Ok, know only seeing one person a day is very rare for many of the ladies who post. If you can't survive on 3100.00 a month, you got something else going on in your life that requires a lot of money (I am sure I do not need to break that down). I would die if I ever saw someone write a review on me that reads she needs the help, Hell. I would never discuss my life situation with anyone in the first place. I would do what I have to in order to make things right!! I am a successful provider and I have no one to thank for that other than all of you! I do not do any drugs, I own a beautiful condo on the beach, a brand new car, I am paying to send my daughter to college along with helping her and her boyfriend with their bills and live a wonderful life! I respect you guys 100%. I do not think that you should feel honored to see me like many providers do. I am honored that you chose me over ALL of the other providers out there! And I for one know how hard you work for your money and respect that in every way possible.

With all of that being said, there are ladies on here that see many of you guys and I still read you guys writing they need help. You really need to seat back and analyze why is it she see's many of you guys, has a room mate and still is hurting for money? To the point that she contacts many of you asking for a front. Now I am not point one provider out. I am just saying, you may be supporting more than just bills and asking others to do so.

Sorry for the rant, I just hate seeing ladies play you guys when I know how good of a person many of you are. And will always be in my eyes!

Kelly.



[blue]Chicks are allowed on the fight threads, just look at Orlando.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Well said Kelly! Always a pleasure reading your postings. Thanks for reporting on the recent sting in Viera. Surprised that Viera had all that activity, it is hardly like the Cocoa / Cocoa Beach area as far as entertainment goes.

99% of these girls are liars, thief's, manipulator's, cry baby's, druggies on and on and on and on.

They are there to server YOU if there not serving you take your money and go elsewhere.

On another note.

I am tired of going to a girl and hearing about YOU guys from this forum. These girls most of them not all have no discretion for you guys.

I hear what they say about you guys and I can imagine what they say about me.

What do you think Kelly.

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2369009]I concur with you 100% and ask myself that same question every time I read someone post to see this girl because she needs help. I just want to break this down. This is the way I see it. If a provider see's one, only one person a day at 100 for 31 days. That is 3100.00. Ok, know only seeing one person a day is very rare for many of the ladies who post. If you can't survive on 3100.00 a month, you got something else going on in your life that requires a lot of money (I am sure I do not need to break that down). I would die if I ever saw someone write a review on me that reads she needs the help, Hell. I would never discuss my life situation with anyone in the first place. I would do what I have to in order to make things right!! I am a successful provider and I have no one to thank for that other than all of you! I do not do any drugs, I own a beautiful condo on the beach, a brand new car, I am paying to send my daughter to college along with helping her and her boyfriend with their bills and live a wonderful life! I respect you guys 100%. I do not think that you should feel honored to see me like many providers do. I am honored that you chose me over ALL of the other providers out there! And I for one know how hard you work for your money and respect that in every way possible.

With all of that being said, there are ladies on here that see many of you guys and I still read you guys writing they need help. You really need to seat back and analyze why is it she see's many of you guys, has a room mate and still is hurting for money? To the point that she contacts many of you asking for a front. Now I am not point one provider out. I am just saying, you may be supporting more than just bills and asking others to do so.

Sorry for the rant, I just hate seeing ladies play you guys when I know how good of a person many of you are. And will always be in my eyes!

Kelly.



[blue]Chicks are allowed on the fight threads, just look at Orlando.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2369009]I concur with you 100% and ask myself that same question every time I read someone post to see this girl because she needs help. I just want to break this down. This is the way I see it. If a provider see's one, only one person a day at 100 for 31 days. That is 3100.00. Ok, know only seeing one person a day is very rare for many of the ladies who post. If you can't survive on 3100.00 a month, you got something else going on in your life that requires a lot of money (I am sure I do not need to break that down). I would die if I ever saw someone write a review on me that reads she needs the help, Hell. I would never discuss my life situation with anyone in the first place. I would do what I have to in order to make things right!! I am a successful provider and I have no one to thank for that other than all of you! I do not do any drugs, I own a beautiful condo on the beach, a brand new car, I am paying to send my daughter to college along with helping her and her boyfriend with their bills and live a wonderful life! I respect you guys 100%. I do not think that you should feel honored to see me like many providers do. I am honored that you chose me over ALL of the other providers out there! And I for one know how hard you work for your money and respect that in every way possible.

With all of that being said, there are ladies on here that see many of you guys and I still read you guys writing they need help. You really need to seat back and analyze why is it she see's many of you guys, has a room mate and still is hurting for money? To the point that she contacts many of you asking for a front. Now I am not point one provider out. I am just saying, you may be supporting more than just bills and asking others to do so.

Sorry for the rant, I just hate seeing ladies play you guys when I know how good of a person many of you are. And will always be in my eyes!

Kelly.



[blue]Chicks are allowed on the fight threads, just look at Orlando.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I agree with you 100 percent Kelly. As for the guys I know our standards of selection to fulfill our needs have a broad range. For me it's simple, a positive attitude, a clean safe environment meaning a nice hotel or home / condo and most importantly some atmosphere or ambiance. My experience tells me if I have this my needs will be satisfied, and then some, 99.9 percent of the time. I've put myself into one too many of those situations where there's a need to help pay bills, etc. and 99.9 percent of the time my needs are not satisfied because my personal standards weren't met. I'm just not going to compromise those standards anymore because I know when I do I feel like I've squandered my hard to come by resources.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;2369090]

On another note.

I am tired of going to a girl and hearing about YOU guys from this forum. These girls most of them not all have no discretion for you guys.

I hear what they say about you guys and I can imagine what they say about me.

[/QUOTE]Those are the girls that get less than an avg review. I. e. Rules, lack of skills, lack of cleanliness, rushed etc.

Imagine being publicly reviewed and outed for having a stinky muffin?? LOL.

I don't get the whole idea of not putting Your best foot forward, It's just not good business sense.

Kelly has made an astonishing point (one that I've known for some time), and I think it's time that these sub-par providers are held to a higher standard. If they aren't concerned with keeping appointments, leave them alone. For the ones constantly calling begging for a handout or to come see them, hang up the damn phone! Kelly laid out the math for all of us to see, and hinted to other possible reasons for being broke (such as dope boys / management). 90% of the time YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY is being used to support a lazy-ass pimp or pimp wannabe. FUCK THESE PIMPS! FUCK THESE PIMPS! FUCK THESE PIMPS TO HELL! Gentlemen, I implore you. If you feel your needs aren't being met, take your money elsewhere. We're trying to get fucked, not get fucked over.

[QUOTE=ItsMeKelly;2369009]I concur with you 100% and ask myself that same question every time I read someone post to see this girl because she needs help. I just want to break this down. This is the way I see it. If a provider see's one, only one person a day at 100 for 31 days. That is 3100.00. Ok, know only seeing one person a day is very rare for many of the ladies who post. If you can't survive on 3100.00 a month, you got something else going on in your life that requires a lot of money (I am sure I do not need to break that down). I would die if I ever saw someone write a review on me that reads she needs the help, Hell. I would never discuss my life situation with anyone in the first place. I would do what I have to in order to make things right!! I am a successful provider and I have no one to thank for that other than all of you! I do not do any drugs, I own a beautiful condo on the beach, a brand new car, I am paying to send my daughter to college along with helping her and her boyfriend with their bills and live a wonderful life! I respect you guys 100%. I do not think that you should feel honored to see me like many providers do. I am honored that you chose me over ALL of the other providers out there! And I for one know how hard you work for your money and respect that in every way possible.

With all of that being said, there are ladies on here that see many of you guys and I still read you guys writing they need help. You really need to seat back and analyze why is it she see's many of you guys, has a room mate and still is hurting for money? To the point that she contacts many of you asking for a front. Now I am not point one provider out. I am just saying, you may be supporting more than just bills and asking others to do so.

Sorry for the rant, I just hate seeing ladies play you guys when I know how good of a person many of you are. And will always be in my eyes!

Kelly.



[blue]Chicks are allowed on the fight threads, just look at Orlando.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ExcellentDood;2370537]I was just trying to schedule something with Amor and she told me she has officially left the business. Maybe she will still be around for her regulars I don't know. It's too bad. First Stephanie is gone and now Amor too. Bummer.[/QUOTE]First off, Amor has never been a back page girl so I don't know why you chose to post about her there. Second she specifically told you to NOT post any information about her. So why be a dumbass and post anyway? Amor called me tonight and asked me to let everyone know that she is no longer working. She does not want to see anyone and she especially doesn't want to hear from anyone. Don't text her and don't call her. She has things going on that she needs to deal with that are much more important for her than this business! She is a sweet lady and was one of the best providers. Please respect her wishes and do not continue contacting her. If something changes down the road, I am sure she will let us know. For now though she wants to be left alone. She also does not want her personal life discussed on here so please respect that too.

[QUOTE=LittleLou;2370545]First off, Amor has never been a back page girl so I don't know why you chose to post about her there. Second she specifically told you to NOT post any information about her. So why be a dumbass and post anyway? Amor called me tonight and asked me to let everyone know that she is no longer working. She does not want to see anyone and she especially doesn't want to hear from anyone. Don't text her and don't call her. She has things going on that she needs to deal with that are much more important for her than this business! She is a sweet lady and was one of the best providers. Please respect her wishes and do not continue contacting her. If something changes down the road, I am sure she will let us know. For now though she wants to be left alone. She also does not want her personal life discussed on here so please respect that too.[/QUOTE]Some people are just real jack wagons. But on another note I am very sadden by this news even tho I never had the pleasure. I wish her the best an maybe one day I will be able to have a shot. Thanks again for the news.

[QUOTE=LittleLou;2370545]First off, Amor has never been a back page girl so I don't know why you chose to post about her there. Second she specifically told you to NOT post any information about her. So why be a dumbass and post anyway? Amor called me tonight and asked me to let everyone know that she is no longer working. She does not want to see anyone and she especially doesn't want to hear from anyone. Don't text her and don't call her. She has things going on that she needs to deal with that are much more important for her than this business! She is a sweet lady and was one of the best providers. Please respect her wishes and do not continue contacting her. If something changes down the road, I am sure she will let us know. For now though she wants to be left alone. She also does not want her personal life discussed on here so please respect that too.[/QUOTE]I posted on the Backpage advertiser section because I recall some discussion about her there in the past and that was where I had first learned of her. My apology if that was not the correct forum to post in. Also, she said she was not working anymore so I typed up the post and was about to send it when she texted me to say there was no need for me to do it. I really didn't realize it was a very big deal so I did post. She was not pleading with me to not post and did not make a bid deal about herself so I am not sure why we need any name calling. If it was indeed a big deal to you or to her I apologize.