Massage Parlor Reports

Did an outcall with her. This photo has to be 20 years old. Gave me a lame-ass massage with a hand release. Was complaining not to touch her boobs. Waste of time. Don't recommend. $200 for the hour.

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I went to Vida four weeks ago. I had some success there in the past. Met an MT named Lola. Lola gave a subpar massage with lots of teasing. The massage was mediocre, but it was made worse by her dry and scratchy hands. She had hard callouses that made it feel like I was getting exfoliated. Lots of questions from Lola, including "What's my name" and "Where do I work" which seemed like she was doing the cop test. There was lots of teasing, but then at 50 minutes in, she said she was done and left the room. She asked for a tip and I was like "Nah, sorry babe. ".

Lola looks to be in her 40's, but her body looked younger. It could be the yoga pants magic.

All in all, would not recommend. Bad massage with no extras? Yech.

Went to a place near Fullerton and Western last night. Had a fat masseuse who seemed horny and eager to get down. I paid for an hour and she immediately started trying to play with the boys once I laid down. At 20 minutes in, she flipped me over and said prices were $50 L1, $100 L2, $200 L3. I wasn't interested, and so it kind of ended there. Her massage was above average, but she shorted me by 40 minutes.

[QUOTE=Casper27;3902579]I've been out of the hobby since BP went under. Anyone have any recommendations in the west town area? (Ukrainian village, wicker park, etc).[/QUOTE]Sister Lavender works the best for me as far as location and level of service goes, but keep in mind that there has been increased police pressure in the general area. I saw yet another massage spa license come over the wire for that strip, but it hadn't opened yet the last time I checked.

It seems Oki has drastically upped their tips. About 25%-30% above the market. GPS? As long as they're getting the above average tips, they'll keep requiring above average tips.

Julisa 20's. 9 body 8 technique 8 pers. 60 door 50/100 menu, might go higher than l2. Opted for 50 w 2 shots. Will repeat.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3899762]Located on Belmont, 2851. Yasmina, thick latina, blonde hair, yoga pants and v neck top to show off large cans. 30 min is 60. Standard is 40. There are about 4 rooms. Front door locked and plenty of signs saying no sexual services. Ignore the signs. She was nice and did the job. This place only accepts cash. I'm not into thr latina market but every once in a while the variety is good. Also, Alex is the name of the one I recommend ftom vida. Otherwise, avoid vida. Lot o construction on belmont so parking hard to find. On my way back to car, I saw a blonde euro walking my way. Of course she looked hot. We smiled and she kept walking. If she worked at a spa, she would be a 10!.[/QUOTE]

Have any of you tried Sabrina in the Schaumburg area? After a number of disappointing sessions with other girls, Sabrina gave me a quality erotic massage.

First of all, there is no door fee. She charges $180 for a half hour, but she allows you to touch her voluptuous body with no additional charges throughout the massage. If you're also interested in intercourse for a whole hour, you can pay an additional $120. She's quite a dynamo in bed. I was very impressed with her knowledge of male erogenous zones. Another positive quality of hers is that she doesn't send you out the door until you get all the time that you paid for. She's also a very charming conversionalist who readily takes interest in your feelings and desires. If you're interested in a two-girl massage, she also works with her sister, but I personally prefer one-on-ones.

After loosening my back and pelvic area, she obliged to smother my cock with her DD cup boobs until I jizzed all over them. Shortly thereafter, I couldn't resist upgrading to intercourse for the whole hour. She puts the condom on your cock with her mouth and gives you deep throat. We then transitioned to cowgirl and finished with doggy.

Sabrina's only drawback was her reluctance to make out, but I respect her boundaries.

I highly recommend her, especially if you haven't had much satisfaction at other parlors. Here's a link to her ad.

[URL]https://backpage.com.chicago.listcrawler.com/post/26695641/Schaumburg[/URL]

[QUOTE=Fit312;3903065]Sister Lavender works the best for me as far as location and level of service goes, but keep in mind that there has been increased police pressure in the general area. I saw yet another massage spa license come over the wire for that strip, but it hadn't opened yet the last time I checked.[/QUOTE]Various services are available, but YMMV.

I prefer asians too but I agree that an occasional Latina is nice.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3899762]Located on Belmont, 2851. Yasmina, thick latina, blonde hair, yoga pants and v neck top to show off large cans. 30 min is 60. Standard is 40. There are about 4 rooms. Front door locked and plenty of signs saying no sexual services. Ignore the signs. She was nice and did the job. This place only accepts cash. I'm not into thr latina market but every once in a while the variety is good. Also, Alex is the name of the one I recommend ftom vida. Otherwise, avoid vida. Lot o construction on belmont so parking hard to find. On my way back to car, I saw a blonde euro walking my way. Of course she looked hot. We smiled and she kept walking. If she worked at a spa, she would be a 10!.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rm6969;3902172]Hey everyone, there was a post from a few weeks back about April at Mercy Acupuncture on Michigan / Wacker that really sold me on it. I'm in town for about a half-day in the next few weeks and I was looking for a legit L1/ L2 place from a hot provider and I don't mind paying for it. Was thinking about hitting up div dolls or CBR even, just to make sure my needs are met but Mercy is so much closer to where I'll be. Has anyone else been to Mercy and hung out with April?[/QUOTE]Pretty close to a sure thing.

[QUOTE=SzForLife;3901290]Tried to go to Pine this morning early but you mongers already had it packed by 10 am. LOL. Decent looking woman told me to come back later. I ended up in Lagrange at the place on Plainfield Rd and Lagrange Rd. Mamasan gave me a dirty look when I rang the bell, and asked what I wanted. I said if this is a bad time, forget it, ill go elsewhere. She said no come in. I Drew Cherry, not bad looking and very talkative. No teasing whatsoever, and the towel stayed on the enrire session. Very good massage though. May repeat.

Place is very small, and the walls don't go up to the ceiling. But it was clean and the MT was decent looking and pleasant to talk to.[/QUOTE]I've been here a few times. The parking area can be somewhat like being in a fishbowl. Potentially some eyes on you, especially during the day. I've parked just north of there, in a covered parking area in a very small office complex type area. I then walked around thru the alley. I've also been to the place next door for a hair cut, disguised as a stand up member of the community!

[QUOTE=SpartanKY;3903039]I went to Vida four weeks ago. I had some success there in the past. Met an MT named Lola. Lola gave a subpar massage with lots of teasing. The massage was mediocre, but it was made worse by her dry and scratchy hands. She had hard callouses that made it feel like I was getting exfoliated. Lots of questions from Lola, including "What's my name" and "Where do I work" which seemed like she was doing the cop test. There was lots of teasing, but then at 50 minutes in, she said she was done and left the room. She asked for a tip and I was like "Nah, sorry babe. ".

Lola looks to be in her 40's, but her body looked younger. It could be the yoga pants magic.

All in all, would not recommend. Bad massage with no extras? Yech.[/QUOTE]I agree with your post. Your experience is spot on. Lola. Lorena- is a *****. Yes it definitely is the yoga pants that she wears that looks nice. However, her personality amd arrogance is not worth seeing her. I recommend Alex over her. Vida is hot and cold. They place rarely responds back to texts or calls. I think lorena handles the calls and doesn't like to give other girls the clients.

I don't feel welcomed there although I've been there three times total. More money for the Euros!

[QUOTE=Rm6969;3902172]Hey everyone, there was a post from a few weeks back about April at Mercy Acupuncture on Michigan / Wacker that really sold me on it. I'm in town for about a half-day in the next few weeks and I was looking for a legit L1/ L2 place from a hot provider and I don't mind paying for it. Was thinking about hitting up div dolls or CBR even, just to make sure my needs are met but Mercy is so much closer to where I'll be. Has anyone else been to Mercy and hung out with April?[/QUOTE]I've written about April years ago. I remember her as a hot Asian. I would not recommend because she's been around so long and didn't always practice the safer routes. Just an opinion. There is an AMP on Monroe and wabash. Its in an office building and utr. If I remember the name in the next few days, I will post.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3904083]I've written about April years ago. I remember her as a hot Asian. I would not recommend because she's been around so long and didn't always practice the safer routes. Just an opinion. There is an AMP on Monroe and wabash. Its in an office building and utr. If I remember the name in the next few days, I will post.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tip, I wouldn't want to bring back anything but a souvenir.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;3904083]I've written about April years ago. I remember her as a hot Asian. I would not recommend because she's been around so long and didn't always practice the safer routes. Just an opinion. There is an AMP on Monroe and wabash. Its in an office building and utr. If I remember the name in the next few days, I will post.[/QUOTE]Was there some time ago had L1, but weak massage. Place was clean, mt -around 40, slim, smiling constantly.