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Gosh, I bet I saw her 15years ago. Used to work for Lisa at usadult or something. Lisa was my contact agency, she always provided good girls for me. Gave me a little discount, and got me into this stuff.

She sent me one lady, arived here, late one night. She sat down next to me, OMG she was beautiful, I leaned over and kissed her, gently, and she melted in my arms. She said, you just don't want to plow into me, ? NO, oh she said, you want to make love to me? Yes, OH, god, thank you, I need that more than you will ever know. .

We spent about an hour and half together, until lisa called to make sure she was ok, no problem.

Any way, Alana, used to work with Lisa too, Saw her once, She was a nice lady and all. Just never got into it, as I recall, and some how just a little to rough in the face and body for my taste. She has been around for an auful long time.

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Haven't contacted them in years. No clue what they do now. But if lisa is there, give her a big Hi. LOL.

Smiling Fox, ; }

Saw paris about a week and a half ago so since she started posting again I thought I would put up a review. I took the quicky 15 for 80 because I no longer go half hours with providers I've never seen before. I always go 15 then decide to pay more if I need more time, but on to the review. When I showed up at her room she was drunk so I don't know if it was the alcohol or if it was her real personality but she was too nice and accomadation. Had a little conversation then went on to business. She not too good with her head game but her body makes up for it. Its her real pics and they are quite recent so if you like what you see I would say give it a shot. Overall I would give her an 8 and I would repeat, but she was drunk when I saw her so I don't know if she gives such a great service everytime.

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This has got to be one of the strangest people and places.

Gave me the address to the house next door and almost waited for me to walk up onto the porch and knock before she appeared from the side of the building, said she "lost her key" and that we had to go around to the basement. Uh huh, whatever. The fence gate is blocked off, so you have to step onto some chairs on ether side of the fence to climb over and into the backyard, down some shady steps, squeeze through a door that won't open all the way, and then you're in someone's half finished basement with some really nice tech equipment and this hooker named Sandy, who's already asking for the money, Do you want to just get off a nut baby, lets go I just rent this place so I can do my thing. Suuuure you do honey, whatever you say. Not my first rodeo. I guess it would have been more familiar if the place smelled like cat piss and was in a shittier neighborhood and she wasn't 2 years past mildly attractive and white. But it is what it is. .8 for HHR which turned out to be as fast as I could nut and GTFO.

Pics are somewhat accurate, she never took off the lingerie probably to hide her flabby body and smallish tits from what I could tell, very very rushed, but not rushing me, just probably high on crack or coke or some similar pharmaceutical. Asked me if I just wanted to nut, I undressed and she started to give a very weak CBJ and stopped the second I was hard enough (not really, thats how much of a rush) to slip inside. She laid back because like most girls, she's lazy and doesn't want to work. She asked for a tip upfront, and thanks to the seniors here, I tell her, we'll see how you do and maybe.

Well, no BBBJ, lies flat, no FIV, no DATY, just stick it in and start pumping. No sounds, not even trying to fake it like I have a hard cock in her, moving around, maybe to create motion, but more to throw me off the long stroking. Flexible enough but doesn't like it when I bear down and really start to fuck her deep, so I get her doggy and three more variations of trying to move her hips to keep me from really fucking her deep and I nut, at least she offers me a napkin and then brings up the tip, again, not missing a beat. I ask for a second round, because it's only been 15 minutes, she says for another. 5 Ummm, how about no.

You're not going to look out for me babee? I say maybe if there was some BBBJ, or a second nut, but not this time, not going to happen. Looking back, I should have taken back. 2 from the pile I left, but I guess I don't want to start any crap, the situation sucks, why make it worser?

I get dressed, she's already on the cell phone trying to get someone else to climb over the fucked up fence and into the weird basement tech fuck lair.

No goodbye, no nothing, I don't even exist anymore so I just leave, don't even bother to close the door, she doesn't even notice or give a shit, and neither do I.

If you need a pump and dump and there is no one else available, and you have this burning need to spend eighty bucks, go for it, you'll have a great time.

My lesson is learned, I'm taking some recent advice and sticking to BWI quick visits for the same money and way hotter women to look at while I'm being completely ignored. I wasn't looking for romance, I got most of what I was looking for, so overall, at least I got out of there safe, no issues, though I got the impression someone looked out the front window of the house at me to see what I was driving. I parked all the way down at the end of the block so there was no chance I got I'd'd unless they were shooting video, but not a chance that anyone is going to publish my skinny Irish ass doing the deed for 5 minutes.

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Thanks for all the info, it kept me aware of what I needed to do and how to do it. Strange night for sure, but I kept my cool and get to monger another night.

CVPI

Tried to make an appointment, standard 45 call system. Call when you're 10 minutes away. Call when you're 5 minutes away. She calls me, where are you? I'm in the parking lot already. Oh, give me 5 minutes I'll call you right back. Ok. Jump on phone, light up a cigar while I wait for the phone to ring. I call after 10 minutes. Nada.

Get eyefucked by a few people in the parking lot. This is such a nice neighborhood, really not feeling the love here. I get the impression that if you don't belong here, no one is too shy about saying so. So off to the next adventure in the city. At least I got mine in the end, just not with this blonde hotty. She has good reviews elsewhere which is why I drove all the way to glen bernie in the first place.

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CVPI

Job well done by CvpiMonger. Great first posts, it is nice to see a newbie contribute something useful instead of asking for the keys to the kingdom. I have tried to hit everything in Towson, so basement Sandy was on my list. Thanks to CvpiMonger I won't waste my time. I hope your adventures get better. Good luck & keep up the great posts.

Saw her about 2 days ago. Its not her in her pics but she looks similar. She is smaller than her pics and has a little more sag then expected, her excuse is that its her pics but she lost weight since they were taken, but I really didn't believe her. Don't get me wrong, she was an attractive woman, and had nice hip to waist ratio and a cute face, but she was not the girl in the pics. I decided to stay for a short stay for 80. I was gunna do the half for 100 but she wasnt the girl in the pics so I opted for short stay. It was a good experience except for when I was in k9 it look like she had a wart, skin flap or some time of extra skin on your anus. I'm not a doctor so I have no idea how to classify it. It kinda grossed me out but I just kept plowing keeping my distance. Overall it wasnt a bad experience the thing on her anus really killed it for me so I would'nt repeat, but if you can get over something like that I would recommend her. Also she does set up a timer on her phone as soon as yall start. So she's kinda a clock watcher. She didn't rush me though.

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Hey guys, saw a girl on BP a whiles back. [url]http://baltimore.backpage.com/BodyRubs/exotic-r-vixen-37/4703181[/url] Just wanted to see if there was any intel on this provider. She seems to post infrequently, but looks to be an actual person. Probably going to see her in a few weeks, will definately report back, just looking to know what to expect.

[QUOTE=Harmankardon; 1349344]As the noble propilot always advises. I saw this ad and thought I would put it out there so that everyone can be warned. As always a grain of salt to these kind of reports on Backpage.

Date: 2011-12-31, 8:14PM EST.

ROB U: quick blo and go. W4m. 23 (wht marsh / perry hall)

Kayla22lee21 at gmail dot com phone #four one 0-2 four0-0four0three will meet you outside and rob you address 57 Millridge Ct. 21236feel free to call her she is the brunete in pic.

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As always not sure about the legitimacy of the report but I think as mongers you can never be to careful.[/QUOTE]I may be the new guy, but I'll admit to getting nailed and not in the good way by this **** the other day.

She smelled real nice too, little sing song voice, has a scout watching you 15 minutes ahead of time. Its actually a very sophisticated operation.

I will confirm details if someone asks, I only lost $80 to her. It could have been way, way, way worse.

The phone number is the same, and I just hope I get to see her again. Just once.

CVPI.

This is the ad I responded to etc. On CL.

[quote]Kate xxxxxx<xxxxxx2221@gmail.com

Re: Suck you dry & Eat my Pie ha. W4m. 23 (Timonium)

February 9, 2012 1:12 AM.

Om on the left in the white.

Hii babe 80$ for the best blow job you'll receive I can guarantee you that. Also I want you to eat my pussy till you taste me juices. Pic of face gets mine.[/quote]

[QUOTE=PurePressure; 1380327]Hey guys, saw a girl on BP a whiles back.

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Just wanted to see if there was any intel on this provider. She seems to post infrequently, but looks to be an actual person. Probably going to see her in a few weeks, will definately report back, just looking to know what to expect.[/QUOTE]There are at least two reviews on this board about her.

[QUOTE=Aacountyman;1380430]There are at least two reviews on this board about her.[/QUOTE]She is out of the country for the next two month

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1378855]This has got to be one of the strangest people and places.

Gave me the address to the house next door and almost waited for me to walk up onto the porch and knock before she appeared from the side of the building, said she "lost her key" and that we had to go around to the basement. Uh huh, whatever. The fence gate is blocked off, so you have to step onto some chairs on ether side of the fence to climb over and into the backyard, down some shady steps, squeeze through a door that won't open all the way, and then you're in someone's half finished basement with some really nice tech equipment and this hooker named Sandy, who's already asking for the money, Do you want to just get off a nut baby, lets go I just rent this place so I can do my thing. Suuuure you do honey, whatever you say. Not my first rodeo. I guess it would have been more familiar if the place smelled like cat piss and was in a shittier neighborhood and she wasn't 2 years past mildly attractive and white. But it is what it is. .8 for HHR which turned out to be as fast as I could nut and GTFO.

Pics are somewhat accurate, she never took off the lingerie probably to hide her flabby body and smallish tits from what I could tell, very very rushed, but not rushing me, just probably high on crack or coke or some similar pharmaceutical. Asked me if I just wanted to nut, I undressed and she started to give a very weak CBJ and stopped the second I was hard enough (not really, thats how much of a rush) to slip inside. She laid back because like most girls, she's lazy and doesn't want to work. She asked for a tip upfront, and thanks to the seniors here, I tell her, we'll see how you do and maybe.

Well, no BBBJ, lies flat, no FIV, no DATY, just stick it in and start pumping. No sounds, not even trying to fake it like I have a hard cock in her, moving around, maybe to create motion, but more to throw me off the long stroking. Flexible enough but doesn't like it when I bear down and really start to fuck her deep, so I get her doggy and three more variations of trying to move her hips to keep me from really fucking her deep and I nut, at least she offers me a napkin and then brings up the tip, again, not missing a beat. I ask for a second round, because it's only been 15 minutes, she says for another. 5 Ummm, how about no.

You're not going to look out for me babee? I say maybe if there was some BBBJ, or a second nut, but not this time, not going to happen. Looking back, I should have taken back. 2 from the pile I left, but I guess I don't want to start any crap, the situation sucks, why make it worser?

I get dressed, she's already on the cell phone trying to get someone else to climb over the fucked up fence and into the weird basement tech fuck lair.

No goodbye, no nothing, I don't even exist anymore so I just leave, don't even bother to close the door, she doesn't even notice or give a shit, and neither do I.

If you need a pump and dump and there is no one else available, and you have this burning need to spend eighty bucks, go for it, you'll have a great time.

My lesson is learned, I'm taking some recent advice and sticking to BWI quick visits for the same money and way hotter women to look at while I'm being completely ignored. I wasn't looking for romance, I got most of what I was looking for, so overall, at least I got out of there safe, no issues, though I got the impression someone looked out the front window of the house at me to see what I was driving. I parked all the way down at the end of the block so there was no chance I got I'd'd unless they were shooting video, but not a chance that anyone is going to publish my skinny Irish ass doing the deed for 5 minutes.

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Thanks for all the info, it kept me aware of what I needed to do and how to do it. Strange night for sure, but I kept my cool and get to monger another night.

CVPI[/QUOTE]Yep these girls are just SW walkers that someone is trying to make some money off of. The first girl I've seen over conkling and the new girl under the same post is Jasmine from conkling. But it sounds like a shady situation over there. Sounds people need to be aware of that.

Be Safe

I can verify this personally.

I also have other pictures.

She is very slick.

[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1380413]I may be the new guy, but I'll admit to getting nailed and not in the good way by this * the other day.

She smelled real nice too, little sing song voice, has a scout watching you 15 minutes ahead of time. Its actually a very sophisticated operation.

I will confirm details if someone asks, I only lost $80 to her. It could have been way, way, way worse.

The phone number is the same, and I just hope I get to see her again. Just once.

CVPI.

This is the ad I responded to etc. On CL.[/QUOTE]

She also uses this e-mail.

alexland2221@gmail.com

She gave me the same address, said she had a basement apt and came from around back of house.

And here is another pic of her.

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[QUOTE=CvpiMonger; 1380413]I may be the new guy, but I'll admit to getting nailed and not in the good way by this * the other day.

She smelled real nice too, little sing song voice, has a scout watching you 15 minutes ahead of time. Its actually a very sophisticated operation.

I will confirm details if someone asks, I only lost $80 to her. It could have been way, way, way worse.

The phone number is the same, and I just hope I get to see her again. Just once.

CVPI.

This is the ad I responded to etc. On CL.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Winefan; 1380728]She also uses this e-mail.

alexland2221@gmail.com

She gave me the same address, said she had a basement apt and came from around back of house.

And here is another pic of her.

[ATTACH=CONFIG]164994[/ATTACH][/QUOTE]She might change names and pix to lure in more victims. I'm pretty sure the board rules and admins would allow a "personal address" being used to rob members. It's meant to protect girls' homes and privacy, not their crime scenes.

Maybe you guys should send notes to Jackson explaining why you're posting these addresses, so there's no misunderstanding.