Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ConcordGuy;1154125]How is a table shower not considered the same as a "rub" they are touching all the same stuff heck theres been times I had more fun on the TS than on the massage table.[/QUOTE]I agree with you, they are touching all the same stuff but they can argue that it was for purposes of body cleaning / washing, not massaging.

Some places are careful not to touch little jimi while conducting the table shower or they put a wash cloth over him, even if they go on and provide a HE anyway. Other places don't care and yes, the TS does turn out to be more fun.

If LE wants to bust them, they will anyway, that is why I said this approach seldom works. It is sort of like some of the BP advertisers stating that you are buying companionship only, what ever may happen between two consenting adults was not contracted for. I doubt that this disclaimer will protect them in the end but many like to use it.

I will be in Charlotte next weekend. Is there one mp better than the others? Only in town 1 night.

[QUOTE=Upullandpay;1154237]I will be in Charlotte next weekend. Is there one mp better than the others? Only in town 1 night.[/QUOTE]Are you looking for a great massage, with the standard ending, or the most extras?

A great massage, with the standard ending.

[QUOTE=Upullandpay;1154293]A great massage, with the standard ending.[/QUOTE]Lilly's would be my first choice for that option.

Can't go wrong with Sasha in Huntersville.

[QUOTE=Upullandpay;1154293]A great massage, with the standard ending.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ConcordGuy;1153868]Best I can figure is it's the language barrier and they don't realize "complimentary" means free.[/QUOTE]I think everyone here is over analyzing. I've always assumed it was just a blatant lie, the same as phrases like "grand opening","all new girls" and "24".

I had a pleasant surprise at a place which normally offers nothing but a great massage. I don't want to mention the name on the open forum, 'because I know it will mess up a good thing. SM's PM for details.

Very late nite stopped in. Short thick lady comes and lead me to the first room. Half hour cause it was almost closing. Ended up over an hour. 60 for the half and $ for the tip. Lets just say I could do anything with her. Then I woke up from my dream.

Sorry I just can't see that. I mena if they knew complimentary meant free do you really think they would advertise free rubs? Thats their source of income, giving that away for free makes no sense even for false advertising. New girls or grand opening is one thing, but I doubt anyone is stupid enough to advertise their services for free on purpose just to get you in the door, thats like McDonalds advertising Free food just to get you in the door. But hey I guess you can go their and ask them for your free rub and see what they say?

[QUOTE=Broke Dick Dog;1154468]I think everyone here is over analyzing. I've always assumed it was just a blatant lie, the same as phrases like "grand opening","all new girls" and "24".[/QUOTE]

The prolly just meant that they will compliment you while giving the rub."What big shoulders you have."

Or maybe it means that just the first couple of minutes are free? The rest you have to pay for.

[QUOTE=ConcordGuy;1154935]Sorry I just can't see that. I mena if they knew complimentary meant free do you really think they would advertise free rubs? Thats their source of income, giving that away for free makes no sense even for false advertising. New girls or grand opening is one thing, but I doubt anyone is stupid enough to advertise their services for free on purpose just to get you in the door, thats like McDonalds advertising Free food just to get you in the door. But hey I guess you can go their and ask them for your free rub and see what they say?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=NC Transplant;1154991]Or maybe it means that just the first couple of minutes are free? The rest you have to pay for.[/QUOTE]I think CPfan nailed it. Did you ever have a prvider that didn't fall deeply in love with you? LOL

Went back to CTS, saw Chris / Chrissy, she paid great attention to me. Short sandly blonde with her hair in a pony tail. Shower was busy so had to opt for it last. Was'nt sure how it would unfold since I didn't have the TS to judge by. Average massage with some good extras.

I recently encountered a dilemma while writing a review on another site about a spa I recently visited. If I write a complete, detailed, review will this put the spa at risk? I know that there is always a risk, but could my reivew of an unrevied spa, now become fodder for uncle LEO. At minimum bring it to their attention?