Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Seanboy7;1117720]That reaction for a HJ, screw her. These women are rubbing and stroking guys for hundreds per day. I imagine they do VERY well for themself. Plus a HJ is so easy when she puts all that damn lotion and just jerks for 10 minutes. Serenity Spa on dale mabry used to do HJ's for 40 but since they changed mgmt and women, they're terrible now and I won't go back[/QUOTE]Absolutely classic Chinese AMP provider behavior. I tend to stick with K-girls / shops for this reason alone. Nothing makes my dick go from a giraffe to a frightened turtle in these places more than having to haggle with some Chinese AMP provider over prices / upselling. And after the fact bitching about the tip. , such a buzz-kill to a what may have been a pleasurable experience.

[QUOTE=Seanboy7; 1097717]Serenity Spa. It was mentioned earlier in this review that Serenity on Dale Mabry was getting new ownership and I've been since the new ownership and I will def never be back. The first lady I got was prob in her 40's and nothing at all to look at. Gave an okay massage and when she saw I was "happy" after flipping over, she said she didn't do it but that another worker would if I paid the other $20 to make it an hour (I paid 30 min at first). I should've said no thanks and left. But I was in the mood so I gave the 1st lady a 20 for a tip and she walked out. This other young girl comes in. Prob in her 20's and fugly ugly terrible. She gave about 10 min of a rub and then flipped me over and just grabbed my area and yanked. It was a nightmare. She kept asking it if felt good and I kept moving around so she'd change something but she didn't. After about 10 min I just said "sorry" and got up and put my clothes on and gave her a 10. She goes IRATE. Saying I gave the other one 20 and that I "owed" her 20 more. I said "what are you going to do, report me?" and then she ran to the front and complained (in her language) to the lady at the front. I just walked out, didn't care. Before new ownership, I went there prob 6 or 7 times and was happy with them. Not anymore.

New Bodysage on Kennedy. Paid for the half hr and got a woman 40's-ish, and nice. The rub was fine, nothing great, but not painful like others. Flipped over, sheknew what I wanted. Said 'give good tip' and I agreed and she got the job done. I won't be back, I just have a feeling there aren't any women there that are good looking.

It seems like only a few places have girls that are nice to look at. Yoshiko and Seven Star. All others I've been to have had girls either, old, ugly, fat, or all of the above[/QUOTE]It is quite comical your comment about the "tip" at Bodysage on Kennedy. I dreamt about an experience there in early January where I paid for a 90 minute massage w / a TS. It was with a girl named Anna. 109. 00 was charged. It started off bad. And turns out it should have been an indicator I paid attention to. Because I have her 120 bucks (6. 20. 00 bills) and expected a 11 in change (a 10 back would have been fine). Instead she just took the 120 and said "follow me" (she was minding the desk at that time too. Not sure if that is how they operate. I. E, the next girl up in the rotation minds the desk and takes the next customer). Yep. She kept the 11 dollars! I was a little taken aback. And didn't say anything regretfully at the moment. Figured maybe she'd give it back once in room? Nope. Then. I thought. Hell I'll just reflect the 10 she kept in my tip at end. So. The massage was decent. Finished with simple HE that was good enough. We finished at pretty much exactly 1 hour in. And then we went to TS room (they do it after the massage there). Figuring since we had 30 mins left. This was going to be one hell of a TS. Or perhaps we would come back to room for a nice no oil scalp massage or something for remainder of time. Anyway. I was looking forward of what to come as I hadn't typically been in situation like that (30 mins left. Heading to TS room). Well. TS was decent also. Not great. Not bad. Not erotic. When done. Hopped off table and she handed me the towel and turned around to start cleaning up table, etc. LOL. You dry yourself there apparently. Very un-AMP. Right? This took NO MORE than 10 mins. So we had AT LEAST 20 left on the clock at this point. Back to the room we went. And she turned the light on and said do you want a bottle of water? The universal AMP indicator that you are done there. LOL. Stunned a little. I said no thank you. She turned and left while I got dressed and came back in a minute. Opened the door to escort me out. She saw no tip on the table. And I didn't hand her one. She was PISSED saying."where my tip". I took the opportunity to tell her. Not loudly. But loud enough that other girls and any other customers might overhear (sorry guys if you were there and had to listen to me). That a) I gave her 120 at beginning and she never gave me my 11. 00 in change and, be) I paid for 90 minutes and we had AT LEAST 20 minutes remaining on the clock. She looked baffled. Like she didn't understand english all of a sudden (typical. Huh?). I was being firm but not mean. At this point, a little older woman (late 30s or early 40s). Perhaps a manager or mamasan. Don't know. Had over heard and came into hall and asked what was up. I repeated to her the spiel and she just said."oh. Ok. Another 15 mins" and tried to usher me back into the massage room. LOL. Yeah right.

Anyhooo. Thought I'd share my experience there with Anna. It was unfortunate to be stiffed in both time and money in that manner. I had dreamt about a visit there a week before for 1 hour w / HE and TS with a Wendy and it was same quality. Fine. And left 40 tip. No complaints from me or her. I won't go back anytime soon though with this latest experience.

Don't let these places push you around. I've learned. They (typcially Chinese shops) will many times try to swindle money out of you at ever corner has been my experience. I've never been outright stolen from though. Which is effectively what happened during this visit (in keeping my tip and cutting 20 mins out of 90 mins paid for).

[QUOTE=Scottymff; 1101882]Anyone been to the new place that opened behind 2001? I was thinking of stopping by later this week. Prices? Choices?

Any info would be great before I TOFTT. [/QUOTE]Dreamt about being there two times. Once about a week after opening and again about 2 weeks ago. Had two girls working there only the first time. Chanel and Jina (the latter of which I met on way out) SMOKING HOT K-girl was Chanel (stunning looks, beautiful skin, gorgeous hair. An absolute 10+ in looks. She was a little on the curvy side but I dig that). I was really excited when I saw her. Thinking they had brought a serious heavy hitter in to open the place up and get them started. Started w / nice steam sauna for 5 mins. Then came back and got me and took me to the TS. Typcial and fine. Nothing great though. She was friendly and chatty. Not really super erotic about it though. I don't mind some "the weather is nice chat". But I'm there to feel good and want them to start with the erotic right away. I think TS should be part of it. Anyway. Back to massage room for a typical non-pro "massage" you would get from a FS AMP girl. I. E, a couple mins of light touching and rubbing back and legs. Then she climbed on top and laid on me (still in her nice tight little dress. That showed a little of her gorgeous bubble but ass sticking out by the way) and whispered in my ear 'what else would you like'. I said I wanted everything and she said 200. Ugh! I didn't feel like negotiating as I was lusting over this gorgeous k-girl. So I gave her 160 with not much objection on her part. She took it and left. Came back and. Took dress off and hopped back on table and laid on me again. Light fingers, kissing and tongue drag all up and down body for couple mins (I'm pretty sure she had the condom on tip of tongue ala typical AMP while doing this). It did feel good and got me at full attention. Asked me to flip and she applied cover w / mouth and proceeded to average CBJ for few. It was just OK. She did little bit of play with the boys as she did it. Even lightly touched them w / her tongue a little (barely). Then slid up and mounted CG. Average performance. But so damn gorgeous made up for lack of ability. Moved to DS (standing and leaning against table) to finish. SUMMARY: Chanel is very beautiful. She knows it. Her abilities do not match the beauty though. And she knows she can get away with it! I would not recommend her unfortantuly because of this. Especially not for 80 hour entrance fee and 160 tip (and asking for 200. I'm sure she got it quite often too). For 160 tip and 80 fee. My world better be ROCKED by a gorgeous K-girl. It wasn't.

Second time w / Jina. Also gorgeous figure. A little more toned. And not a little spinner asian. She was not ugly. In the face. But compared to Chanel it was night and day. I would say Jina has as good, if not better body than Chanel though. Service with Jina was almost identical. Maybe a little better service (which you would expect as she is not as "hot" as Chanel. LOL. So she has to work for it) than Chanel. Also asked for 200. 00 fee and I did give her 180 (thinking w / little head). Performance was a more motivated than Chanel. But still just ok to good quality. Once again. Especially considering price.

This 200 tip for FS expectation (plus 80 door fee for 60 mins) has slowly become the norm for Yoshiko over last couple years. And now Orange apparently. I'm just not going to do it though. Can go across bridge to Pinellas for few places and still get everything for 200 or maybe 220 total. No complaints. Or better yet. Even though a little more work / aggravation on our part. Backpage for 100 to 150 to get world rocked (or less if you are lower standards a little. LOL).

Bottomline. Orange is just another Yoshiko. Ridiculous prices. For just what I consider good service. They'll get a lot of one time customers. Not a ton of loyal repeat customers like I can be. I would consider paying 200. But it better be something damn special. And I've only experienced that a few times over the years (and none of them in Tampa). What I don't get is. And apparently they don't either. I might go to an Orange or Yoshiko regularly (I usually enjoy the hobby a couple times a month. Maybe 3) for a sane price. Like 200. 00 total. Wouldn't you think these places would want me twice a month for 200 instead of once every 3 or 4 months for 280? Apparently they aren't good at math. LOL.

[QUOTE=TivoTerry; 1130793]Anyhooo. Thought I'd share my experience there with Anna. It was unfortunate to be stiffed in both time and money in that manner. I had dreamt about a visit there a week before for 1 hour w / HE and TS with a Wendy and it was same quality. Fine. And left 40 tip. No complaints from me or her. I won't go back anytime soon though with this latest experience.[/QUOTE]I dunno if it was the same wendy, but at the same location Christmas of 2009, my first time there ever I had a Wendy who gave a nice rub, nice HE, and never even asked for extra. I gave her 40 bc thats standard, but she was extremely nice. And I'd only been once since the new ownership, but my experience was terrible enough to never go back. Not worth it.

Had a dream several weeks ago for the hour. Saw candy. Not a stunner, but cute, petite lady. Decent ts. Has very excellent massage techniques. Had to negotiate on the flip. Wound up spending a total of 220. Very friendly lady with great attitude. She indicated she was going on vacation for several weeks. A satisfying experience.

This is my first post so I thought I would start off by contributing to the site by talking about a few dreams I had. I used to go to 73rd aromatherapy (in my dreams) but the site was taken down and the number is out of service so I'm assuming they were shut down. So with that I was forced to look for a new place to go.

I stumbled on Orange spa and decided to try it out. Door fee is $80 for a massage and table shower.

My first visit was great. Girls name was Candy I stripped and waited for her to come in, when she did I was pleasantly surprised. She was pretty hot and wore a tight dress. Very cute asian girl. On a 1 to 10 I'd give her maybe a high 6 low 7. She led me to the table shower and cleaned everything without hesitation. Then she led me back to the room and gave an amazing massage. Finally I was offered on of three of the usual extra massage services, but I opted for the least expensive as I'm not a fan of raincoats. She was very enthusiastic and didn't seem mechanical or like she was distant.

I enjoyed myself so much I returned a few days later (prices all the same) and this attendant a short asian with short blonde hair took care of me. Although she did a great table shower, and massage, and tried really hard at the double handed joust, I just wasn't too into her because she seemed distant and that "connection" was just not there. I felt more like a robot was taking care of me, not a sentient creature with actual passion in what she does.

Moral of the story is you will be happy going there in your dreams, but I think the experience will definitely vary from person to person.

I will return, but want to wait in hopes I get a different person next time. Although the person was different each time I went thus far, I'd rather not take the chance of getting that second provider again since we didn't really mix.

Hope this helps guys.

[QUOTE=LongRodStick; 1131777]This is my first post so I thought I would start off by contributing to the site by talking about a few dreams I had. I used to go to 73rd aromatherapy (in my dreams) but the site was taken down and the number is out of service so I'm assuming they were shut down. So with that I was forced to look for a new place to go.

I stumbled on Orange spa and decided to try it out. Door fee is $80 for a massage and table shower.

My first visit was great. Girls name was Candy I stripped and waited for her to come in, when she did I was pleasantly surprised. She was pretty hot and wore a tight dress. Very cute asian girl. On a 1 to 10 I'd give her maybe a high 6 low 7. She led me to the table shower and cleaned everything without hesitation. Then she led me back to the room and gave an amazing massage. Finally I was offered on of three of the usual extra massage services, but I opted for the least expensive as I'm not a fan of raincoats. She was very enthusiastic and didn't seem mechanical or like she was distant.

I enjoyed myself so much I returned a few days later (prices all the same) and this attendant a short asian with short blonde hair took care of me. Although she did a great table shower, and massage, and tried really hard at the double handed joust, I just wasn't too into her because she seemed distant and that "connection" was just not there. I felt more like a robot was taking care of me, not a sentient creature with actual passion in what she does.

Moral of the story is you will be happy going there in your dreams, but I think the experience will definitely vary from person to person.

I will return, but want to wait in hopes I get a different person next time. Although the person was different each time I went thus far, I'd rather not take the chance of getting that second provider again since we didn't really mix.

Hope this helps guys.[/QUOTE]I definitely miss 73rd as well, I think they were the best spot in st. Pete. They got raided by LE in December

[QUOTE=Lakebum77;1131729]Had a dream several weeks ago for the hour. Saw candy. Not a stunner, but cute, petite lady. Decent ts. Has very excellent massage techniques. Had to negotiate on the flip. Wound up spending a total of 220. Very friendly lady with great attitude. She indicated she was going on vacation for several weeks. A satisfying experience.[/QUOTE]That is really odd that we had the same dream, about the same provider, and decided to post it on the same day. I agree with you that she had really good massage skills.

Sorry for the delay in posting this. Dreaming of striking gold several weeks ago. 80 door fee. Very clean, comfortable rooms. Japanese (I think) lady named wendy came in with many tattoos. She was tall & thin, but very friendly. Spoke excellent English. Almost decided to leave since there wasn't a lot of appeal to me, but decided to ride it out. She took me to the sauna. A little too long for my liking, then a good ts. When we returned to the room she went to work. On the flip, no negotiating at all. She just started a CBJ. Very good technique. I'd give her a 5 on looks & body style, but an 8 on technique. You'll have to decide if you like 'them thin & tattooed. I left her a 60 tip for her effort and likability. I was smiling when I left!

[QUOTE=Tampa Dude2;1132002]I definitely miss 73rd as well, I think they were the best spot in st. Pete. They got raided by LE in December[/QUOTE]That sucks. Those LE need to stay out of our dreams and let us fulfill them properly. That was a really good establishment. Too bad the conservative movement has to put such a hamper on a very natural thing.

(just to clarify by saying conservative, I am not speaking of political conservatism, I'm speaking of ethics and morals.)

Can anyone give me info on the girls on W. Linebaugh. Is it strictly legitimately or are extras on the menu.

[QUOTE=Deximan;1133855]Can anyone give me info on the girls on W. Linebaugh. Is it strictly legitimately or are extras on the menu.[/QUOTE]Don't you ever give up?

[QUOTE=Deximan;1133855]Can anyone give me info on the girls on W. Linebaugh. Is it strictly legitimately or are extras on the menu.[/QUOTE]There is a Craps game at Louie's Bar over on 22nd Street. Its daylight though. It will break up soon.

[QUOTE=Deximan;1133855]Can anyone give me info on the girls on W. Linebaugh. Is it strictly legitimately or are extras on the menu.[/QUOTE]Deximan,

Are you functionally stupid or what? You have three posts and all three are asking for information. Here is a clue, no one is going to give you anything until you contribute something useful first and you develop a posting history. The one you have now sucks totally.

Or didn't they teach you any better at the academy?

[QUOTE=Tampa Daytrade; 1060883]I agree with all on this topic. I have been a longtime clients of the best FS gals in the area for well over a decade. Recently, due to the downturn in the economy, which has affected me financially but not my lascivious desires I have turned to LMT hunting and been very suprised by the thrill of the hunt.

Will she or won't she can be very fun for a person who is used to living on excellent reviews and knowing what to expect. Sometimes I only get very good massage and pleasant conversation. But sometimes I get a wonderful BBBJ in a room where only 15 feet away, ladies are getting there hair and nails done. I then walk out with a hell of a smile and $ lighter.

I have several to share if anyone is interested. In return, if anyone has any undercover faves, let me know.

Tampa Daytrade[/QUOTE]I just had to chime in. I too agree with you on the hunt. Although I mostly do AMPs, the anticipation of, will she / won't she, is such a thrill.

Any way, check this out:

[url]http://www.spike.com/video/happy-endings/2898358[/url]

Happy hunting,

JJ