There's a new Thai lady listed at Sinoescort for those who might be interested. I surely am. Not sure if I'll get the opportunity to sample. If someone does, please post or PM.
Cheers!
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There's a new Thai lady listed at Sinoescort for those who might be interested. I surely am. Not sure if I'll get the opportunity to sample. If someone does, please post or PM.
Cheers!
Trashman Party Report
And coincidentally, post #200! How appropriate. It was an amazing gathering of WSG members, some of the greatest names on the board, and some up-and-comers. Please forgive me if I leave anyone out, but to my recollection in attendence were (in no particular order): Clix, Incognito, LoveLOS (and three friends), Robux, Paland, CloudWilliam, Fool4Fishnets, Old Dog7540, of course myself, and the Mighty Trashman. Again, sorry if I missed anyone. Many famous mongers also sent their regrets. I must give kudos to Paland and Old Dog7540, both of whom came from PA for this special event, and stayed until the end. Gracias.
We began the evening at the pre-arranged meeting place on Baltimore's famous Block. I was a little nervous as by five minutes after the starting time, there were no party-goers to be found. Then people slowly began to arrive. I must say, it is amazing to put faces with names, because they NEVER turn out to look like you expect.
We did a full scale block tour, but sadly it was a slow night for ladies in most of the bars. There were a few lookers (including some old friends of mine ;-) ) scattered about, and we managed to introduce the Trashman to some of them. Of course, he caught up with some old friends as well.
I certainly hope everyone had a good time. I know I did. I am fairly certain that the Trashman did. And congratulations to LoveLOS, who busted his in-bar Block cherry!!! We are not gonna let you live that down man! You do realize that all the girls charge pretty much the same, and you could have gotten a much better looking girl, right? LMAO, just kidding.
The party lasted until just about closing time, when we all went our separate ways. I really do want to thank all those who attended. It was great to meet you all. My apologies to anyone who did not get directions or location sent to them, but I did get a flurry of PM's (mostly about non-attendance) and I hope I did not miss anyone, but one never knows.
A special thanks to our original meeting place for accomdating out large group, though I doubt they will see this, I will let them know we appreciate it.
Dr. Monger
Heard about someone questioned outside Downtown spa the other day by LE.. Let's hope this is an isolated incident and not a new LE crackdown. Any other reports?
JackB,
I was Downtown Sunday no LE in sight. Visited with Apple a 7.5 on a scale of 10.
The Iron Pony is riding outta here.
Jack B Quick,
If you are ever questioned, remember the the pork patrol does not have a picture of you doing the girl doggie style, so they cannot prove anything unless you admit to a crime (which, BTW, I certainly hope you are not planning to commit any crimes in an AMP - geeeze). Do not tell them you received a massage since that would give them cause to start asking about licensing. These girls do stretch training, not massage, as noted on the rules sheet on the wall.
They have the workout machines at Downtown, tell can them you excercised, got a sauna, a lady helped coach you in sports therapy and eastern mystic relaxation techniques, and took a shower. Or tell them you waited for an hour sitting in the sauna, but they are not very customer oriented, so you left. Those are all legal things, so they can't fuck with you or the AMP.
If asked about sex, there is only one correct response. That is "[b]no[/b]." A look of disgust, amazemant, contempt or confusion will always help make that answer a bit more palitable to the oinker. I would have to assume that you are not one of them guys trying to fuck those poor AMP girls.
If everybody played smart and kept their stories straight, there would be no probable cause to get their snouts where they don't belong.
LoveLOS
JackBQuick, that last post advising you to lie was very, very bad advice. Saying an obvious lie to a cop is the quickest way to get yourself in trouble.
If confronted in such a situation, the proper response is to tell the officer "Sorry, officer, I am late going somewhere. I can't help you. Have a nice day." And then leave. If you are seized and prevented from departing under those circumstances, you are under arrest and must be Mirandized.
If the officer persists, don't lie. Just repeat that you are late, and that you are sorry that you cannot help him. Ask if you are under arrest, tell him that you can't help, and that if he wants to question you further, he will have to do it with a lawyer present. Above all BE POLITE!
People who lie almost inevitably end up in trouble. A policeman isn't stupid. If you give a BS lying answer like that suggested by LoveLOS, you might as well put the cuffs on yourself. BTW, lying to a police officer is a criminal offense, too. Expect to get charged with it if you do it. Have no doubt that the girls WILL rat you out.
-Uncle Otto
How about I want my lawyer. If I am not under arrest, please let me go.
No lie, no statement, just an an assertion of your constitutional right to have an attorney present during questioning.
It takes them out of their game; it is what they would say. If they arrest you they were going to do so anyway.
Lying is probably a bad idea because some jurisdictions have that as a felony. Ask Martha Stewart, lied about a noncrime and is now a federal felony. What if Martha had said nothing? No underlying crime, no lie thus no felony.
With LEO less is more. Give them nothing. But be polite.
Your correspondent in the field, Hondo Lane,
P.S. I propose that we adopt the following motto: "Less bull, more booty."
After reading the stellar reports about Ping by Laxman # 2, I decided to give Happiness Spa a try. It was a much-needed break after abstaining from the AMP scene for several weeks. Using Ping’s name got me in without any trouble, although I ended up with Co-Co. Co-Co asked several times who I had seen before, so clearly I was not familiar to them. I am not sure if there have been any posts on Co-Co (I know RTFF), but she is about 5’3”, medium brown hair with red highlights and all natural, or slightly amplified 34 B’s, with very nice pale skin and average muscle tone.
The TS was average, but I really like Co-Co’s attitude. She snuggled right in with a few kisses and hugs before and during TS and during the massage. Massage was also average at best, but she was very good with her fingertips, which led us straight into an extended DATY. This was great. She grabbed my head and just about pulled me in, all the time making quite a bit of noise, which was directly responsive to what I was doing. It felt like she probably had a couple of orgasms. We then moved to 69, where we both got so worked up that we were both making a lot of noise. I finally broke it off before I lost control and we moved to mish. Before I could even get on my knees, she grabbed me and pushed me in w/out any gel. We then pounded away in a couple of mish variations until I lost. The whole time Co-Co was really moaning, gasping and repeatedly pulling my face to her breasts and grabbing me.
After, we cuddled for a very long time and then she finished the massage on my legs, and did a lot of skin stroking.
The excellent experience I had at Happiness may have been due to my time off, but I think Co-Co is outstanding as well.
Attitude: 9
Looks: 7
Service: 8.5
Wizz
Hondo,
I'll agree with that!
LBMB!!
Lax
On this topic, please remember that no strategy is foolproof. If a cop REALLY wants to give you a hard time, you cannot really stop him. On the lucky side however is the fact that cops rarely give calm polite people a harder time than they have to.
On a different note, isn't it about time for another AMP roundup?
Love LOS I'm looking in you knowledgeable direction.
Otto & Hondo,
Good advice guys. I stand corrected as you are both correct about the fact the lie is in itself a crime.
Easy,
Yes, it is probably time to start editing. I had put off the task during the uneasy time we had in the past few months. I hesitated to draw any more 'official' notice to the AMPs than they were already receiving.
PM me if you are looking for specific intel and I'll get that together for you.
LL
Although I mostly frequent NoVa AMPs, I occasionally journey into D.C. On the NoVa board, I posted a link to an interesting site with links to the applicable Virginia state laws regarding sexual offenses and adult businesses. Here's the site where you can find the D.C. laws:
http://www.bigeye.com/sexeducation/adultbusdc.html
I'm not a lawyer, but you can plainly read that compared to NoVa, the D.C. laws are much less harsh.
This is not intended to alarm, just to let practicing hobbyists know what's currently on the books.
As much as I hate to seem like I am piling on, the advice re. LE pullover and lying is pretty good although it's still a lie. I don't think the issue is so much lying, it's more a matter of keeping your mouth shut. making up elaborate stories can trip you up when asked it for the 10th time. Taking the position of providing no information is still a lie, it's just that it's a controllable lie that's easy to keep going.
Having said that, I do think it's important to keep some semblance of a reasonable explanation as to what you are doing out at 3am in a really bad section of town where many victimless crimes take place with out of state plates on your car. I don't think that it serves you well to simply take the 5th essentially and stick to a no information policy. An extremely brief plausible explanation that explains why you are in that place at that time often does the trick without pissing off the LE. All IMHO
Trashman,
I've often thought about what kind of story I could use as an explanation for my being in the wrong place at the wrong time if questioned by LE. I've never been able to come up with anything that would make any sense and that LE would buy. These folks aren't stupid, as you know! I live in Virginia - What could I possibly ever say to LE, if asked, in response to why I just allowed some girl I picked up on Payson and Eagle to get into my car. What possible explanation could I ever offer for my even being there that LE would actually believe? I don't believe it's possible.
Globe
hey guy have been a way short time I do know through the grapevine le has not busted or raided dc amps in sometime about 4 years ago they did send under cover in amp but not any more.