Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sintwin]I think I'm done with this place. It's always hit or miss with some of those girls. Had a mexican girl named Diana, good massage but no finish. She said she doesn't do that. Hah! Then why does she work there? She knows as well as I do what goes on in there.[/QUOTE]Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is the place up north right? Been there once and never got any indication that there were any extra's to be had! Spidey sense must be failing! Shame too, cuz I'm definitely getting tired of korean food. Are we talking possible handshakes or PS quality service??

(Even if its hit or miss, may be worth a try for me)

Stoped by last week and talked to Sunny. She said things were slow. There is 3 massage places with in 1 block of each other. Anyway, I ask for someone like her. She gave me Joann. Went for the ts and I never had someone spend so much time on my a**. I think my crack was cleaner then my back. On the flip, she handled everything with soft hands. Back in the room she was giving a very nice medium massage. I was rubbing her leg and we were talking about things. On the flip, I was rubbing her when I asked about a nude massage. BINGO, as I was busy with things. Asked for a kiss and BINGO. Then she wiped me down with a hot towel. Back in the lobby I was talking to Sunny again and I said that I like young girls. She said no problem. Then she gave me a card. .60 + .60

[QUOTE=Rileym]Wait a minute. Wait a minute. This is the place up north right? Been there once and never got any indication that there were any extra's to be had! Spidey sense must be failing! Shame too, cuz I'm definitely getting tired of korean food. Are we talking possible handshakes or PS quality service??

(Even if its hit or miss, may be worth a try for me)[/QUOTE]Don't be confused with the other "seventh heaven" located in deerfield. Two totally separate facilities.

[QUOTE=Sintwin]I think I'm done with this place. It's always hit or miss with some of those girls. Had a mexican girl named Diana, good massage but no finish. She said she doesn't do that. Hah! Then why does she work there? She knows as well as I do what goes on in there.[/QUOTE]Dude, on the real, I do not set foot in an MP if it is not Asian.

American girls are lazy, irratable, and dont appreciate anything.

The language Barrier at amps keeps it neutral. That's why if I go to an amp, and the girl has a snobby attitude, i put her in her place QUICK. They HATE when you ask for the manager.

[QUOTE=PussyPoker]Stoped by last week and talked to Sunny. She said things were slow. There is 3 massage places with in 1 block of each other. Anyway, I ask for someone like her. She gave me Joann. Went for the ts and I never had someone spend so much time on my a**. I think my crack was cleaner then my back. On the flip, she handled everything with soft hands. Back in the room she was giving a very nice medium massage. I was rubbing her leg and we were talking about things. On the flip, I was rubbing her when I asked about a nude massage. BINGO, as I was busy with things. Asked for a kiss and BINGO. Then she wiped me down with a hot towel. Back in the lobby I was talking to Sunny again and I said that I like young girls. She said no problem. Then she gave me a card. .60 + .60[/QUOTE]All I know is that I've been to this place many times and even had Sunny and they never remember me! The time before Diana, I had a table shower with one of the thick asian girls and when the time came for me to put my jeans on my wallet was in the front pocket where my phone is. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that they were checking if I was LE. I'm just going to go back to my regular places. Sunny was always fickle in the first place and her place is following her example.

Seven Heavens is at 1026 N. Ashland. Extras always. If you get shut down there, give up. You're pathetic. Seventh Heaven up north at Waukegan/Lake Cook is solid too. Act like you've been before. Veronica runs the show. She's great. Too far but a solid place.

Gave Elegant some business yesterday afternoon. Cecil was my attendant. Had her before and wanted to check her name. I said to her - Cecil is a man's name. Went right over her head. Believe she is trying to say "cece". But, what's the difference. She was cautious even though I am a familiar face there.

Good massage followed by whatever I wanted. Kept the tip at .8 which might earn me "negotiator of the year award" (read - cheap) LOL. Not a word spoken during the massage - then a chatterbox afterwards.

Cecil told me that a few days ago"a girl" was arrested down the street. Her engrish prevented an accurate address of the parlour.

Seasoned vets will have no problem in Chinatown. Newbies might struggle for awhile until things cool down. my .02

Julia wasn't working.

Tina.

Dear God.

Greets me at the door asks how I've been. "Good. " I say,

She puts me in the room, the back one.

Comes in 2 seconds later and says "can I help? .

So after she sheds my clothes I start taking all of hers off. (things are going well). She immediatly assumes ***** postion. And you'll have to PM me for the rest. Sorry

A couple things.

There were no actual theraputic MT's on duty (which was all I was looking for, . I SWEAR! )

This may be a bad sign as this place is long over due for a bust

Overall possibly the best VIP session had at this palce for me

So,

Looks. I'll give Tina a solid 9 tonight. Was dressed well and actually smelled great attutude 10++

Massage 7 was decent for a non trained MT

Length of session 90 or so minutes (pm me)

Value. 9

HR. 9 (pm me)

Overall experience 8. 9995 very good indeed

I think the talk of FS is highly specualitve but YMMV, but I did inquire. (pm me)

Great start to the weekend

Be safe,

JC

PS. After, she tells me shes gonna come in the stand up shower with me and then blows it off. Pffft. What a rip off. I'm never goin' back! Honestly, I think I could have hooked it up but I didn't press for it. Next time.

When I left, since I have spent so much money in this place. They told me they are building a "Jesus Collins" room. Think of me when you're in there.

Hit KM and Heaven yet again. The only reason I gave KM another shot was in hope of meeting up with a Latina. I don't think it's gonna happen. I called the other day and was told that the girl I was looking for left at 6. The next day I was told that she doesn't work there anymore. I called the following day and was told she comes in at 3.30. The day after that I'm told she no longer work here. So I figured I'd stop in for some chop suey since I was in the hood anyhow. I got the massage and was asked you been here b4. Yup. Who you see? I gave her the name of the girl that I saw the previous visit and this girl tells me that's her name. Whatever. Long story short, got the massage and got out of there. Nothing to write home about, but it fits my budget.

Last week I made it back to Heaven and got the hottie that I'd been aiming for. MMMM, she is easy on the eyes and speaks good Engrish. Unfortunately her massage skills are pretty bland. What a shame. I think I'm throwing in the towel with these places. My thanks to those who PM'd me, I've got some research to do and will report my findings.

Thought i'd take a trip down to TP. Took me a while to get into this place the first two times I tried papasan told me, "varee bizzy, u try again next week." I don't mind makes me more comfortable that the place is legit and not le. Anyway, typical 2 call system. I get to the location nice apartment in Chinatown. Not sure but could swear it was the same girl as in the picture posted on craigslist. Very nice and youthful body. Very attractive and energetic. About 5 ft 110 with golden brown skin and a nice fake but soft c. Hair in pig tails another plus.

Looks: 7 (to get higher than this she'd have to step up into the girl next door or super model category)
Personality: 8
Performance: 8
Another satisfied customer.

Sunny has treated my COCKtoston like a light saber while having a conversation on the cell-phone. HAHAHAHA!

I have had nothing but scores there. Thats weird that they are being cautious, but sometimes they get really busy and they are in a very high traffic/frequently patrolled area. It would be weird if officer Considine saw me walk in there.

If your having a hard time, you can always go right up the street to see the freak show that is Q+Q.
(got nauseous just thinking about it)

Did all of the latina joints shut down when Bamboo did? I noticed sunny on armitage closed a while back and was wondering about one-mag. I guess they can't operate if the boss is in jail or unable to pay the bills. I miss the Latina connection. I had two very accomodating latinas at seven heaven. oh well. say la vee.

Had a fantastic time with LiLi at SEN a couple weeks ago in a tatami room. I think I blew all ove the robe (I know I heard it hit the wall) and LiLi had a laughing fit from it. I love that shit.

I also had incall from some polish lady from CL. She was late 30's but attractive said she would tug or suck, but not fuck. cost me 1.60. not exactly worth it, but I wasn't feeling like leaving the house at 3 AM. They advertise as "Europian" on CL.

Maybe that last part goes under escorts? I dunno. I had a brief massage and she *did* advertise under therapeutic.

I have fun. seriously.

Take care.

JC

Went a month or so ago, aksed for Tannie based on reviews here and other sites. She looks ok, not bad, not good. Ok body is thin but not rockin'.

Walk into to typical chinatown scene. Upstairs massage facilities are very nice, very clean. Good TS, nice attention to everything, definitely good signs. Massage was feather touch with lots (like half the massage, which kind of got annoying) of teasing in the general area but no touching or accidental brushes. She says I'm done, I say I need help, she very nervously agrees, keeps doing a Shhhh motion with her finger at her lips and looking at the door. Anyway, ok massage and release. Would go back if in the area, but wouldn't make a special trip.

[QUOTE=Jesus Collins]Can you guys school me on the Joy or lack thereof of the table shower?

IN all my mongering days I have had a grand total of 2. And they were nothing to write home about. What am I missing?

PM if you must on the details.[/QUOTE]Imho, the TS has 2 benefits. One is for the provider, so that you are clean. The other is to you, because it is nice to just lie there, and have a (hopefully) pretty woman wash you with (hopefully) warm water, and if she is nice she gives the boys a little attention as well that is great too. I also like that after the TS you stand up and they towel you off, it can feel very pampering.

Took me a few times and a GOOD TS or three to really enjoy the indulgence of being bathed by an attractive woman.

One of my little Canaries was chirping about a couple of things at Rose that I kind of knew, but know do know in fact is true. So I was hesitant to post about it.

Anyone who wants to share with me about it, please do! I will only share with the guys who share, or have shared with me in the past!

Read it again. If you have any info on the place, I will share. The freebies from are over!

As some of you know, it is half owned by the same lady who owns Senina, and the same kind of "Therapy" is going on there now.

Some you think dont, do!

[QUOTE=Confucius]I said there are extras there because there are! Period! That being said, it is not the best place to go for that. [/QUOTE]They have a TS, right? How can a place have a TS and not have at least HR?

[QUOTE=Confucius] Hopeless? If a women rubs your body for a living, and you have some game, in my opinion, there is no such thing as hopeless.[/QUOTE]Well said. However, I have a franchise called Massage Envy that is a totally legit place near me that may test this theory.