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Hey Detroit,
Lexington guy here. Aspen is coming through town later this month and I'm considering seeing her. Not much on her but seems legit actually. She is in your town and hoping to get some insight if any of you partake. Happy to help if you ever come through lex (but pretty slim pickings). Feel free to post or PM me.
[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/aspenjonesvip[/URL]
[QUOTE=Sizemic;5921424]Does it bother anyone else that rates are rarely posted in ads? Wouldn't it eliminate allot of texts and calls just to find out the price point won't work? Any thoughts on this?[/QUOTE]What actually bothers me is pictures that look like they were taken with a late 90's Nokia flip phone covered in vasoline.
[QUOTE=MrClimber1888;5921551]Hey Detroit,
Lexington guy here. Aspen is coming through town later this month and I'm considering seeing her. Not much on her but seems legit actually. She is in your town and hoping to get some insight if any of you partake. Happy to help if you ever come through lex (but pretty slim pickings). Feel free to post or PM me.
[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/aspenjonesvip[/URL][/QUOTE]It says she's here as of today! I was checking her out because I love a voluptuous red head but dam I only wanted to rent her not buy her! Those are some crazy prices!! Good luck.
Has anybody used this with any luck? I just stumbled on this today. And it looks like some great talent is offered there. But are they real??
Thanks gents!!
[QUOTE=OnTheRoad2019;5921826]Has anybody used this with any luck? I just stumbled on this today. And it looks like some great talent is offered there. But are they real??
Thanks gents!![/QUOTE]That site appears to be an image of eros dot com. All the mw pics are copies of eros pics (see the watermarks?) as is all the other info. In a way, it acts as an archive of eros. Ads that haven't been on eros in years are on mw.
Hey gents,
I dreamed of Stacie (link below to an old ad with photos) last summer, but haven't seen her post at all this year. Is she still around? I'd love to revisit her, but can't find her.
Thanks!
[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/your-saturday-night-delight-available-now/40846658[/URL]
JD.
[QUOTE=DatyGuy420;5920206]That's not T from great lakes crossing. Get your facts straight, you obviously have never seen T before. I've talked to the girl in the post. She used to be at a nice house in Milford, but if she's in Pontiac she's back with the Paddock st girls. I love how anyone can post anything on here even if it's a blatant lie.
Stay safe.
420.[/QUOTE]Note. T in Auburn Hills is not attractive at all.
[QUOTE=DatyGuy420;5920206]That's not T from great lakes crossing. Get your facts straight, you obviously have never seen T before. I've talked to the girl in the post. She used to be at a nice house in Milford, but if she's in Pontiac she's back with the Paddock st girls. I love how anyone can post anything on here even if it's a blatant lie..[/QUOTE]Chill Bro. Lmao. If you read more reports I stated that I made a mistake. I even reported my own post, I don't know what to tell you about that. I can't delete the post unless you would like to tell me how to do it. And I have seen T before. I didn't think she was attractive at all. I saw a girl who resembled her in the same area, and in my drunk state I made a mistake. But I will get my facts straight for you in the future. Thanks.
Sorry but this made me laugh.
Translation Codes for STG Ads:
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
[QUOTE=PeterMaxx;5922137]Sorry but this made me laugh.
Translation Codes for STG Ads:
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]OMG too funny. All of it's true too.
[QUOTE=NoChoice;5921761]It says she's here as of today! I was checking her out because I love a voluptuous red head but dam I only wanted to rent her not buy her! Those are some crazy prices!! Good luck.[/QUOTE]$1500/ hr? Who does she think she is?
Talk about GPS.
[QUOTE=WillyMatt123;5921519]Agreed. I saw her last week in New Baltimore. Was expecting a lackluster meet because reviews are mixed at best. But there was absolutely no one around so I took a flyer. Her clothes were filthy and of course no make up. Pretty much what I was expecting. But the deeds went well. Nice bbj and good cfs. Down side, no bed at the time had to make use of a recliner in the living Room.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the report. Sounds like you got a favorable meeting all things considered! Usually when these girls make a big move, they tend to be at their worst! Pontiac to Chesterfield / New Baltimore area is a pretty big move to me. I know timing can be everything as well! Thank you again and remain safe everyone!
[QUOTE=Intprty;5921340]Isn't it legal in Ann Arbor now? Seems we should all just focus there.[/QUOTE]The Prosecutor has just said they will not be prosecuting such cases. It's a step in the right direction but don't think you can act with impunity. You can still get arrested. I guess it is a little like the old pot days in Ann Arbor.
[QUOTE=PeterMaxx;5922137]Sorry but this made me laugh.
Translation Codes for STG Ads:
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]This may be the truest thing I've ever seen posted on USSG, lmfao.
That made my day!
Stay safe.
J.
[QUOTE=PeterMaxx;5922137]Sorry but this made me laugh.
Translation Codes for STG Ads:
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.[/QUOTE]