AMPs and HDTV: A Few of My Favorite Things (5015 LH)
Wanted to try an AMP I just heard about called Swan, I think it just opened. The lady who ushered me in on arrival looked promising, but a different girl, overweight and plain, came into the room to do the deed. Deal-breaker. I asked if there was another girl available, she said no. I edged out the door, apologizing profusely. She seemed to take it ok, said to come back another time.
So it's off to 5015 for a third visit. Peeled off four 20s for the house. Drew 'Alisa' or 'Alicia, ' Japanese, said she was 32 but looked younger. Fairly cute, so-so body, nice soft skin. Did this young lady show me a good time! Lots of roaming, disrobed willingly, gave me full access (I didn't propose FS, but had the feeling it might have been a go) , didn't negotiate tip in advance, did a leisurely tour of my body with hands and lips, nice gentle touch, BB kisses, finished with a 69. She was respectful, almost worshipful, good eye contact, a bit of an actress but who cares, I felt like a freakin king. What a pleasure after some of these girls who don't have a clue how to please a guy. Only funny thing was that she didn't encourage conversation, answered my questions only briefly and ventured none of her own. Declined to give me her digits at the end. I felt generous and tipped $.
Grabbed a couple of burritos to go at the Taco Bell a couple of doors down, drove home and slid into my easy chair in time for the tipoff of the playoff game. Sweet. Derrick Rose is not the only one who scored tonight.
Gallows Road / Hospitol Massage on CL
So I'd seen this ad, 'attractive Asian for massage' or similiar, near Fairfax Hospitol, for $120. So I check it out. She has to let me in, unamed door on 2nd floor across from legitimate Drs office. Cute little Chinese chick, nice little business office with about 3 massage rooms. No TS. I paid up front. I soon realize that she has zero massage skills. I mean nothing. She just coos and flirts and teases. After 30min I flip, play with her B cups, she finishes me off standard. I feel bad for her, and shell another. 3, and tell he that I'll come back. Not.
Scratch this one off your list.
The ephemeral "Japanese" provider.
[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1192829]Wanted to try an AMP I just heard about called Swan, I think it just opened. The lady who ushered me in on arrival looked promising, but a different girl, overweight and plain, came into the room to do the deed. Deal-breaker. I asked if there was another girl available, she said no. I edged out the door, apologizing profusely. She seemed to take it ok, said to come back another time.
So it's off to 5015 for a third visit. Peeled off four 20s for the house. Drew 'Alisa' or 'Alicia, ' Japanese, said she was 32 but looked younger. Fairly cute, so-so body, nice soft skin. Did this young lady show me a good time! Lots of roaming, disrobed willingly, gave me full access (I didn't propose FS, but had the feeling it might have been a go) , didn't negotiate tip in advance, did a leisurely tour of my body with hands and lips, nice gentle touch, BB kisses, finished with a 69. She was respectful, almost worshipful, good eye contact, a bit of an actress but who cares, I felt like a freakin king. What a pleasure after some of these girls who don't have a clue how to please a guy. Only funny thing was that she didn't encourage conversation, answered my questions only briefly and ventured none of her own. Declined to give me her digits at the end. I felt generous and tipped $.
Grabbed a couple of burritos to go at the Taco Bell a couple of doors down, drove home and slid into my easy chair in time for the tipoff of the playoff game. Sweet. Derrick Rose is not the only one who scored tonight. [/QUOTE]FWIW, the concept of a Japanese provider is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. For the most part, it doesn't exist. Even in Honolulu, which has more Asians per square inch than any other city in the country, you will find no true Japanese. You will find lots of Koreans, Thais, Viets, even Filipinas pretending to be Japanese. But no real Japanese providers. It's an urban myth my friend.
If you can even find a girl who speaks Japanese, it's most probably a Korean girl who has lived in Japan. They somehow think they up their credibility or value by claiming to be Japanese. And judging by the number of guys who fantasize that they have been with a Japanese provider, there must be some truth to their assumptions.
LexLuther
Sort of like a Japanese restaurant in NoVA
[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1194233]FWIW, the concept of a Japanese provider is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. For the most part, it doesn't exist. Even in Honolulu, which has more Asians per square inch than any other city in the country, you will find no true Japanese. You will find lots of Koreans, Thais, Viets, even Filipinas pretending to be Japanese. But no real Japanese providers. It's an urban myth my friend.
If you can even find a girl who speaks Japanese, it's most probably a Korean girl who has lived in Japan. They somehow think they up their credibility or value by claiming to be Japanese. And judging by the number of guys who fantasize that they have been with a Japanese provider, there must be some truth to their assumptions.
LexLuther[/QUOTE]AMPs and sushi restaurants are all named Ginza, Kyoto, Samurai, Shogun, Osaka, and other Japanese words, but the owners and staff are invariably Korean. Say Hello, or please in Japanese to a sushi chef; good luck finding one who answers, and doesn't just nod his head and pretend he understands.
Tiffany at Crystal. Another One Bites the Dust?
The good ones don't stay around too long. Crystal Spa in Tysons area. Tiffany was Chinese masseuse, best massage on the planet, next is Michelle, in same place. But I just called. Another woman says Tiffany 'gone'. WTF. Anybody know anything?
Arlington Physical Center. Cut Your Losses
I think this is a new place. A search for the name on this forum turned up nothing. They are posting on CL and BP.
I'm not going to whitewash it, this was not a good experience. Standard. 8 to MMS for an hour. Drew K-girl "Nancy," declined to tell me her age, I would guess early 30s. Decent looking, average body, A-cups. She sidestepped my attempts to roam, literally slapping my arm away lightly several times. But then she asked me if I wanted to give her "massagi." Sure. She wouldn't let me touch her private parts, she was just killing time."I'm not your girlfriend!" But on the flip, she got around to Mr. Happy. I sensed a fast impersonal arm's length release on the way, so I sat up. She wanted me to just lie down so she could do her thing (undoubtedly to earn a tip). I politely but firmly refused. She became increasingly curt and annoyed, said I wasn't "respecting" her, left the room. I got dressed and left. No tip. On the way out, I said to her and MMS,"I won't be coming back here." Glad I refused the standard finish. Sometimes. 8 is the price of a mediocre rubdown and a lesson learned.
7 Corners is partly "Sunny"
First time here. Location is in a office park that caters to asian businesses, mostly drs. Kind of isolated at this time of night but no problems. Facility was ok but no TS. Provider was older (maybe 35) and just ok. I originally thought this would be NS and was ok with just a good massage. Provider did a great massage and took her time. On the flip, my soldier was at attention and she immediately serviced him to completion. The visit was 80. I didn't tip this time and didn't get any complaints.
As I was leaving the facility, another younger better looking provider asked how it went and asked me to come back. She gave me a card and offered a free visit after 8 visits (never heard of this before).
I'll go back and see if can get the other provider and see if any extras can be had. I'll report back what I find out.
Best Therapy in Chantilly
Went to BT today, expecting the usual Nova experience and planning on spending only $100. Ended up dropping $200 on "Kay" who I heard referred to as "Ani"
Very different experience than I ever encountered there. Keeping with the local tradition, I won't get into details publicly. If anyone with street cred wants details, drop me a PM.
An appointement to storm the CASTLE
I called Castle at 2:15 for an appointment at 4.
Drove down 395 on what proved to be a light traffic afternoon and arrived on-time.
Greeted at door by two MMS. And turned away ("very busy. Please come back in 30 minutes")
I could tell they were sorry to lose my custom.
Perhaps another day.
PA