Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[QUOTE=Scooter1;2262861]Hey Brothers, I am sure most of us have seem the couple that advertises in the MF4 M section. Usually some crazy ass poem type ad. Lately it's pretty much every day. They used to advertise massage now it's straight to a French lesson. Anyway. I emailed them yesterday stating I was interested but only with her not both. I was suprised but I got a reply with ZERO pushback or arguments. They seem like they are in a tough spot. I did meet him and he was a cool dude and actually left the apartment when I arrived. She was OK looking. Great tight body, enhanced breasts in her mid-late 30's. I think she said she used to dance somewhere. Decent skills but not amazing. I attached a pic of their most recent ad this morning as it will probably get flagged.[/QUOTE]Quoted 1. 0.

[QUOTE=DrewPark;2262902]Which suggests they are looking for compensation for the services rendered? You can PM the answer.[/QUOTE]I contacted them, was told 1. , found out they are in the St Nicholas area, which is way too far for me to travel today, and when I informed them I'd have to try early next week when I get back from travel, I got a bit of an attitude back. Prime directive states no attitude, no drama, no BS or my play dollars go elsewhere.

I totally agree with the comments pertaining to Tab but no less than 5 of you monger's have PM'ed for digits.

She posted today (at least I assume it was her, who else puts their neighborhood in the post and the quitting time is consistent).

There is just something about her MILFy looks, so maybe someone should mention to her that there is a lot of talk about her on this blog and maybe she can realize that with a little improvement or extra effort, she could be a star?

I'm always looking out for the girl, one of my many weaknesses.

Suit.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2262944]He divorced her because she isn't any good at dicktation. Seriously, when I saw her I had such a flash back to one of my ex-wife's, who was also cold, boring, involved, and horrible in bed that I almost wrote out another alimony check on the spot. She is physically attractive and has a great MILF, Mom next door, soccer Mom body and looks about her which brings up all kinds of fantasies, but where the rubber meets the road, I'd rather see Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters and save the pennies for another day.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SuitMan;2263342]I totally agree with the comments pertaining to Tab but no less than 5 of you monger's have PM'ed for digits.

She posted today (at least I assume it was her, who else puts their neighborhood in the post and the quitting time is consistent).

There is just something about her MILFy looks, so maybe someone should mention to her that there is a lot of talk about her on this blog and maybe she can realize that with a little improvement or extra effort, she could be a star?

I'm always looking out for the girl, one of my many weaknesses.

Suit.[/QUOTE]I too found her on CL a while back. Because our schedules weren't align, I was never able able to dream. I believe she had rug-rats that she had joint custody of (or something like that) & they would be over during certain days (I believe Fri & weekends). Even through our correspondence, I was falling asleep, 'cause her emails were unmotivating & lackluster (yawwn). She requested a very reasonable amount of greenback, but her menu was limited, if not the norm. Closed for business after 3:00 pm. I even made an excuse to skip out of work to dream, but she STILL wasn't able available (yawn).

It's too bad, because where she described her abode is not too far from my locale. She could have been at least a pinch or a late night snack. But Ohh Well (yawwn). Moving on to my ATF's (yawn).

As always (yawn).

Be Safe & (yawn) Happy Mongering.

-PB (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore).

I responded to an ad on CL. Nothing but scams. My email is flooded with crap now. I guess us newbies have to find out the hard way sometimes. I'm going to avoid CL all together and strictly rely on you senior members feedback from now on.

[QUOTE=Tonto25;2267802]I responded to an ad on CL. Nothing but scams. My email is flooded with crap now. I guess us newbies have to find out the hard way sometimes. I'm going to avoid CL all together and strictly rely on you senior members feedback from now on.[/QUOTE]I have gotten lucky on CL with non-pro girls before. No dates, no money exchanging hands, they just came over or I went to their place and we got it on. It will take some time to weed out the spam, I suggest getting a couple of email accounts, if you accidentally piss one of them off, just send from another address. There are part-timers on CL that will answer your ads and you can get some head or ass on the cheap.

Just put an ad on there looking for a blowjob. You'll get responses from the bots and the gays, of course, but you will be surprised that there are women out there that will give it a go for SW prices or occasionally for free. Usually on the Westside though, which is a tad too far for me to drive even for cheap head.

Keep trying, CL ads are free to post and its not like you are losing out on anything.

[QUOTE=TheFatGuy;2267823]I have gotten lucky on CL with non-pro girls before. No dates, no money exchanging hands, they just came over or I went to their place and we got it on. It will take some time to weed out the spam, I suggest getting a couple of email accounts, if you accidentally piss one of them off, just send from another address. There are part-timers on CL that will answer your ads and you can get some head or ass on the cheap.

Just put an ad on there looking for a blowjob. You'll get responses from the bots and the gays, of course, but you will be surprised that there are women out there that will give it a go for SW prices or occasionally for free. Usually on the Westside though, which is a tad too far for me to drive even for cheap head.

Keep trying, CL ads are free to post and its not like you are losing out on anything.[/QUOTE]Good advice. Thanks again fatguy!

"[URL]https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cas/4757427051.html[/URL] any horny clean disease free guy want to good blow job tonight? - w4 m - 29 (green Cove springs) age: 29 Send your face and cock pic if your near green cove springs and would like a great blow job especially if you are uncut Please be disease free and clean and smell good hit me on kik also headmonster76".

This guy trolls on CL Casual Encounters. W4 m Another example of an ad we should flag as soon as we see it.

Fuck me parking garage Someday!! - w4 m (jacksonville) Want to fuck in a parking garage? I'm available today for some fun. If you want to have fun in a garage let me know.

Another CL scam that leads to an "age verification" site.

[QUOTE=PoniBoi;2264935]I too found her on CL a while back. Because our schedules weren't align, I was never able able to dream. I believe she had rug-rats that she had joint custody of (or something like that) & they would be over during certain days (I believe Fri & weekends). Even through our correspondence, I was falling asleep, 'cause her emails were unmotivating & lackluster (yawwn). She requested a very reasonable amount of greenback, but her menu was limited, if not the norm. Closed for business after 3:00 pm. I even made an excuse to skip out of work to dream, but she STILL wasn't able available (yawn).

It's too bad, because where she described her abode is not too far from my locale. She could have been at least a pinch or a late night snack. But Ohh Well (yawwn). Moving on to my ATF's (yawn).

As always (yawn).

Be Safe & (yawn) Happy Mongering.

-PB (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snore).[/QUOTE]But this chick is pretty hot. I haven't seen her, but frankly she can be as boring as she wants to for all I care. When you visit a girl for this purpose you have to make the experience all about you. Heck she could tell me to my face she doesn't enjoy it. That wouldn't mean squat to me. If she is going to lie there and let me pound away until I pop then there is nothing boring about that.

[QUOTE=CraziEnuff;2268695]But this chick is pretty hot. I haven't seen her, but frankly she can be as boring as she wants to for all I care. When you visit a girl for this purpose you have to make the experience all about you. Heck she could tell me to my face she doesn't enjoy it. That wouldn't mean squat to me. If she is going to lie there and let me pound away until I pop then there is nothing boring about that.[/QUOTE]I would not concur. Might as well drill a hole in a cantaloupe, stick it in the microwave for a minute, then paste a page from a playboy on it while you do your thing.

I haven't seen the lady in question, so this isn't a comment about her, just commenting that the DFE is not for me.

[QUOTE=CraziEnuff;2268695]But this chick is pretty hot. I haven't seen her, but frankly she can be as boring as she wants to for all I care. When you visit a girl for this purpose you have to make the experience all about you. Heck she could tell me to my face she doesn't enjoy it. That wouldn't mean squat to me. If she is going to lie there and let me pound away until I pop then there is nothing boring about that.[/QUOTE]Go for it Crazi. All yours.

I'm going to go spank the monkey & watch grass grow.

Huhh be safe (yawwnn) & Happy Mongering (yawwn).

-P. Zzzzzsnore.

[QUOTE=JaxTantricMan;2268622]"[URL]https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/cas/4757427051.html[/URL] any horny clean disease free guy want to good blow job tonight? - w4 m - 29 (green Cove springs) age: 29 Send your face and cock pic if your near green cove springs and would like a great blow job especially if you are uncut Please be disease free and clean and smell good hit me on kik also headmonster76".

This guy trolls on CL Casual Encounters. W4 m Another example of an ad we should flag as soon as we see it.[/QUOTE]He accidentally posted in both W4 M and M4 M last weekend. I sent a kik message letting him know it. Never heard back for some reason.

[QUOTE=PlayTiem;2268707]I would not concur. Might as well drill a hole in a cantaloupe, stick it in the microwave for a minute, then paste a page from a playboy on it while you do your thing.

I haven't seen the lady in question, so this isn't a comment about her, just commenting that the DFE is not for me.[/QUOTE]So that cantaloupe thing really works? Sometimes you can BOGO at the grocery store. Maybe do your own doubles? ;o).

[quote][URL]http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/4760198677.html[/URL]

WOULD YOU LIKE A TOPLESS MASSAGE?

ARE YOU STRESSED AND JUST WANT TO RELAX.

LET ME KNOW.[/quote]OK. It must be me and my innate ability to weed out the bitchy women, who inherently don't like men, kinda like the 4 wives I had!! Contacted this one, asked for pix, location and price. Her responses: 1. THIRTY MINUTES. $100.2. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SET UP AN APPT. 3. YES OR NO. Don't WASTE MY TIME.