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One of the best places is in the daytime at a bar attached to a mall. In there after shopping, hubby is at work. Short of cash for more shopping. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Places were high net worth types hang out. Docs, lawyers, business types. District court judges.

UTR types are like strippers. Can smell money from a distance.

Don't know of chuming is leagl here while fishing. Was out west. Hungrey for breakfast would throw in a handful of corn around the boat. Followed by the hook covered in corn. If a flyline. Handful of marshmellows that float. Lay the line with a marshemellow on the hook.

Same here. Lay a few large tips on the server your interested in. Few dances with the stipper giving her more than the regular lap dance few.

Recenlty bought a cheap diamond neckase. Gave it to one I wanted. Few days later she was over after shift asking if I would help with a few shoping $$ for this Friday.

Chumming attracts the UTR fish. Cause its all about dead presidents

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1323325]One of the best places is in the daytime at a bar attached to a mall. In there after shopping, hubby is at work. Short of cash for more shopping. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Places were high net worth types hang out. Docs, lawyers, business types. District court judges.

UTR types are like strippers. Can smell money from a distance.

Don't know of chuming is leagl here while fishing. Was out west. Hungrey for breakfast would throw in a handful of corn around the boat. Followed by the hook covered in corn. If a flyline. Handful of marshmellows that float. Lay the line with a marshemellow on the hook.

Same here. Lay a few large tips on the server your interested in. Few dances with the stipper giving her more than the regular lap dance few.

Recenlty bought a cheap diamond neckase. Gave it to one I wanted. Few days later she was over after shift asking if I would help with a few shoping $$ for this Friday.

Chumming attracts the UTR fish. Cause its all about dead presidents[/QUOTE]Thanks for the tips but it sounds like you have a lot more dead presidents to throw around than I do.

Even if I had the cash, it's just not worth it to me.

I'm content with a SWer or backpage girl and you can get them for the price of a cheap bottle of scotch.

SWer's are generally $30 for head and $60 for FS, give or take a few bucks.

As I said in another post, most of them aren't going to win any beauty contest, but a lot of them have amazing skills and if you lay back and close your eyes, a warm, wet mouth is a warm, wet mouth.

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1323511]Thanks for the tips but it sounds like you have a lot more dead presidents to throw around than I do.

Even if I had the cash, it's just not worth it to me.

I'm content with a SWer or backpage girl and you can get them for the price of a cheap bottle of scotch.

SWer's are generally $30 for head and $60 for FS, give or take a few bucks.

As I said in another post, most of them aren't going to win any beauty contest, but a lot of them have amazing skills and if you lay back and close your eyes, a warm, wet mouth is a warm, wet mouth.[/QUOTE]I would never criticize what anyoone else chooses. They might be smarter than me about the whole deal.

Its just my preference. Go for the 10/10 looks and young. Got something about breaking in utr virgins to the business too.

But I understand your preference and like I say might be a much smarter route.

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1324347]I would never criticize what anyoone else chooses. They might be smarter than me about the whole deal.

Its just my preference. Go for the 10/10 looks and young. Got something about breaking in utr virgins to the business too.

But I understand your preference and like I say might be a much smarter route.[/QUOTE]Whether or not it's smarter depends entirely on how much cash you have and what you're looking for.

If you're looking for a 10/10 in looks, you aren't going to find that on the street.

A 10 on the SWer scale, is more like a 5 on the overall scale.

If you're looking for one new to the business, you aren't likely to find that on the street either and even if you do, they aren't going to be new for long.

Within a month or two of hitting the stroll for the first time, the average SWer will have been with dozens of guys and probably beaten and raped as well.

I've picked up a couple that probably were part timers, but they weren't beauties, weren't the virgin mary and part timers don't tend to stay part time for long. Especially not if they've reached the point of selling their ass on the street.

If you're looking for the illusion of a GFE, you also aren't going to find that on the street either.

I've kissed a couple of SWers, but that's not the norm and one of them was one I have a bit of a relationship with beyond just being a date.

In short, if you want 10/10 on looks, young and the GFE, your way is better, assuming you have the money.

However, if all you want is to rent a cheap hole for a few minutes, then my way is better.

I won't say they're all great, some it's like they're doing you a favor, but there are some out on the stroll that have utterly amazing skills.

An analogy, I like to eat at Calhoun's. I like to eat at Chesapeake's, I like to eat at Bonefish Grill, BUT I also like to eat at Krystal's and Wendy's.

It's just a matter of how much I want to spend and what I'm in the mood for.

That same attitude applies to other things as well.

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1324678]Whether or not it's smarter depends entirely on how much cash you have and what you're looking for.

If you're looking for a 10/10 in looks, you aren't going to find that on the street.

A 10 on the SWer scale, is more like a 5 on the overall scale.

If you're looking for one new to the business, you aren't likely to find that on the street either and even if you do, they aren't going to be new for long.

Within a month or two of hitting the stroll for the first time, the average SWer will have been with dozens of guys and probably beaten and raped as well.

I've picked up a couple that probably were part timers, but they weren't beauties, weren't the virgin mary and part timers don't tend to stay part time for long. Especially not if they've reached the point of selling their ass on the street.

If you're looking for the illusion of a GFE, you also aren't going to find that on the street either.

I've kissed a couple of SWers, but that's not the norm and one of them was one I have a bit of a relationship with beyond just being a date.

In short, if you want 10/10 on looks, young and the GFE, your way is better, assuming you have the money.

However, if all you want is to rent a cheap hole for a few minutes, then my way is better.

I won't say they're all great, some it's like they're doing you a favor, but there are some out on the stroll that have utterly amazing skills.

An analogy, I like to eat at Calhoun's. I like to eat at Chesapeake's, I like to eat at Bonefish Grill, BUT I also like to eat at Krystal's and Wendy's.

It's just a matter of how much I want to spend and what I'm in the mood for.

That same attitude applies to other things as well.[/QUOTE]Just my preference is that if I'm paying. I want the hottest youngest thing around. Something that without the $$$ I wouldn't nave a chance in hell of nailing. .

I also can't see going for the BBW. Something I can get for free in any watering hole in town. Not for worrying about conserving ben franklins. Just hate paying for what can be had easily for free.

But thats just me. Everybody gets to choose what they like and want. Aint america wonderful.

Several years ago after leaving the old City I decidided to take a drive up N. Central saw a very attractive blonde using the phone and she flagged me down, Circled the block saw no signs of LEO came back to offer a ride. She walked up to my open window and first question was ru looking for a date my answer should have been NO but with my little head doing the thinking I replied yes, She then turned her cap around backwards and unmarked LEO came out of the woodwork all unmarked cars and a van. My lesson was learned not to ever again pick up a girl that does not jump right in the car. Iwas cited for solicitation and let go but had to on Monday show up for arraignment and later a court date, In court I found myself with another friend [embarasssing as hell] But the judge somewhat sympathetic to all of us guys offered another word of advice and that was if a SW looks good enough to take home you better stay away.

[QUOTE=Da Hunter;1325390]Several years ago after leaving the old City I decidided to take a drive up N. Central saw a very attractive blonde using the phone and she flagged me down, Circled the block saw no signs of LEO came back to offer a ride. She walked up to my open window and first question was ru looking for a date my answer should have been NO but with my little head doing the thinking I replied yes, She then turned her cap around backwards and unmarked LEO came out of the woodwork all unmarked cars and a van. My lesson was learned not to ever again pick up a girl that does not jump right in the car. Iwas cited for solicitation and let go but had to on Monday show up for arraignment and later a court date, In court I found myself with another friend [embarasssing as hell] But the judge somewhat sympathetic to all of us guys offered another word of advice and that was if a SW looks good enough to take home you better stay away.[/QUOTE]Everyone who is in to this hobby should read the 22 Rules For Street Mongering many many times. They are on the forum page on the left side. Be smart, be safe.

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1325337]Just my preference is that if I'm paying. I want the hottest youngest thing around. Something that without the $$$ I wouldn't nave a chance in hell of nailing. .

I also can't see going for the BBW. Something I can get for free in any watering hole in town. Not for worrying about conserving ben franklins. Just hate paying for what can be had easily for free.

But thats just me. Everybody gets to choose what they like and want. Aint america wonderful.[/QUOTE]No, unless I'm going to spend some cash, I'm not likely to be nailing some hot young thang either but in my personal life, I. E. Not paying for it, I tend to go for girls who are my age (mid 30s) and more the girl next door type.

I actually agree with you on the BBW thing.

I don't mind a little extra cushion, but morbidly obese is one of the few total turn offs for me. Poor hygiene and so strung out they don't know their own name would be the others.

[QUOTE=Da Hunter;1325390]Several years ago after leaving the old City I decidided to take a drive up N. Central saw a very attractive blonde using the phone and she flagged me down, Circled the block saw no signs of LEO came back to offer a ride. She walked up to my open window and first question was ru looking for a date my answer should have been NO but with my little head doing the thinking I replied yes, She then turned her cap around backwards and unmarked LEO came out of the woodwork all unmarked cars and a van. My lesson was learned not to ever again pick up a girl that does not jump right in the car. Iwas cited for solicitation and let go but had to on Monday show up for arraignment and later a court date, In court I found myself with another friend [embarasssing as hell] But the judge somewhat sympathetic to all of us guys offered another word of advice and that was if a SW looks good enough to take home you better stay away.[/QUOTE]Yep, I've said this in multiple posts already, but never, ever, ever negotiate with a girl on the street or even hint at anything sexual.

A legit SWer WILL NOT stand there and talk, she'll hop in as soon as you pull up.

From there, you're just a nice guy offering her a ride and you shouldn't say anything beyond that.

"Do you need a ride?"

"Hop in."

"You look cold, where are you headed to?"

That kind of shit.

The legit SWer will hop right in, knowing perfectly well that you are playing the game AND feeling confident that you aren't Leo.

They can and occasionally do cite SWers for "soliciting a ride," but to the best of my knowledge, there is no law against offering someone a ride.

Also, it's helpful to have a plausible reason for being in the neighborhood and I'd also suggest getting her attention and then pulling into a parking lot, as opposed to picking her up right on the street.

Once you get her attention, a legit SWer will both know what you are doing and be happy to walk to you.

If she's working for Leo, even if she does come to you, you have a plausible reason for being in the neighborhood and you just pulled into this parking lot to say, read a text message on your phone.

Again, they may not believe you, but they also can't prove otherwise.

I agree with skyboy on reading the 22 rules, but I also think you need to have your bacon sniffer checked.

Even undercover is generally easy as hell to spot.

One example I once saw, you wouldn't expect to find bacon in a Pontiac Grand Am, but add to that, two clean cut white guys with buzz cuts and the one in the passenger seat had a radio in his hand.

If you do have a run in with Leo, you were just being a nice guy and offering her a ride, that's your story and stick to it.

They won't believe you, but they also don't have any grounds to arrest you.

IF they do take you into custody, then that's when you shut the fuck up and ask for an attorney.

Read back through some of the recent posts here and you'll find quite a few tips from me, Dr Holiday and others regarding how to watch your back out there.

I had to take a quick nap this afternoon and dreamed I was introduced to a UTR type that is very new to the hobby and very eager to meet people here in Knoxville, her name is trish and she said to give her number out 865-235-8681, I don't like to tell all about my dreams, but it was well worth the time and very reasonable priced, she is in the maryville area, but said she would gladly drive to knoxville to nap! Hope you enjoy and treat her well guys hoepfully she will stay awhile!

Just curious, and Midget escorts ever come thru? Ever since I seen the one on Lovell Road. That had a sign that read "will do small jobs" I can't quit laughing. The only place I have seen one is in Vegas!

While some of the members (or member) on this thread think (this scruffy outpost is not a real city) this is where we live and this is where we monger. We owe it to each other to keep the donation for these women as low as we can. Be it a BP girl or a SW or a UTR girl, don, t be a tool for these providers to increase donations. No matter how many times they tell you how charming you are or how many times they tell you how witty they think you are, they only like the way you put the donation on the table,of course this is JMO and am sure some of the other members will agree and am sure some who receive discounts for return visits will not.

[QUOTE=Skboy;1326789]While some of the members (or member) on this thread think (this scruffy outpost is not a real city) this is where we live and this is where we monger. We owe it to each other to keep the donation for these women as low as we can. Be it a BP girl or a SW or a UTR girl, don, t be a tool for these providers to increase donations. No matter how many times they tell you how charming you are or how many times they tell you how witty they think you are, they only like the way you put the donation on the table,of course this is JMO and am sure some of the other members will agree and some who receive discounts for return visits will not.[/QUOTE]Yeah, but I won't be living around here much longer. For unrelated reasons, I'm moving away from ScruffyLand to a real city, and the ladies there are expensive, so I'm appreciating the relative bargains here while I can. What I'm saying is: thanks to the permanently depressed economy of southern Appalachia, you guys have got something amazingly good here, in a place that doesn't offer much else except the worship of college football.

So don't quibble over a few dream bucks.

Skboy, I respect your contributions to this forum but that was simply uncalled for in my humble opinion. I read FZ's post to merely suggest that the provider in question is well worth the cost of admission, whether or not she decides to raise her rates by another $20. 00. I happen to agree. I don't think that's being a tool for the provider.

I've been a member of this forum for a little over a year and I've learned a lot from the exchanges that take place here. One thing that I've learned over the past couple of months is that there probably aren't any two of us mongers who come to this hobby with the exact same goals and objectives. Some are looking for a piece of tail for the absolutely cheapest price. Others, including myself, really get a lot of enjoyment out of seeing the same girls over and over and developing something of a "dreamworld relationship." Some have no desire to even know anything about the girl who's hole their plugging and probably even think its stupid for some of us to "fool ourselves" into thinking that we know anything about these girls. Others probably think its stupid to spend even $10. 00, if you're simply looking for a warm wet hole when your hand and a jar of vasoline would serve the exact same purpose. The point is- we don't have to agree with one another, but we damn well ought to at least try to show a little respect to one another and think long and hard before sitting down at the keyboard and taking personal shots at one another.

Again, I respect and appreciate your contributions. Sweet dreams to all.

[QUOTE=Skboy;1326789]While some of the members (or member) on this thread think (this scruffy outpost is not a real city) this is where we live and this is where we monger. We owe it to each other to keep the donation for these women as low as we can. Be it a BP girl or a SW or a UTR girl, don, t be a tool for these providers to increase donations. No matter how many times they tell you how charming you are or how many times they tell you how witty they think you are, they only like the way you put the donation on the table,of course this is JMO and am sure some of the other members will agree and am sure some who receive discounts for return visits will not.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PinkFloyd; 1326821]Skboy, I respect your contributions to this forum but that was simply uncalled for in my humble opinion. I read FZ's post to merely suggest that the provider in question is well worth the cost of admission, whether or not she decides to raise her rates by another $20. 00. I happen to agree. I don't think that's being a tool for the provider.

I've been a member of this forum for a little over a year and I've learned a lot from the exchanges that take place here. One thing that I've learned over the past couple of months is that there probably aren't any two of us mongers who come to this hobby with the exact same goals and objectives. Some are looking for a piece of tail for the absolutely cheapest price. Others, including myself, really get a lot of enjoyment out of seeing the same girls over and over and developing something of a "dreamworld relationship." Some have no desire to even know anything about the girl who's hole their plugging and probably even think its stupid for some of us to "fool ourselves" into thinking that we know anything about these girls. Others probably think its stupid to spend even $10. 00, if you're simply looking for a warm wet hole when your hand and a jar of vasoline would serve the exact same purpose. The point is- we don't have to agree with one another, but we damn well ought to at least try to show a little respect to one another and think long and hard before sitting down at the keyboard and taking personal shots at one another.

Again, I respect and appreciate your contributions. Sweet dreams to all.[/QUOTE]The last time I checked the site was started by a monger, for mongers, to help mongers (that would include giving the lowest donation posable) the provider in question donation started at a see note (at least thats what I gave) last BP add was 180 + tip, IMO thats alittle more than a few dream bucks, But thats ok how boring would this thread be if everyone thought the same way. BTW good luck to Fred in his new diggs. Even if Fred thinks this is a scruffy little outpost alo tof people care about this place and he should repect that. But then again that JMO.