A Quick Stroll Down Memory Lane. The Tanga Club
OK Gents, for those of you who've frequented the club scene in Tampa for awhile, does anyone recall some good times at this place? It was situated right at the base of the bridge in Tampa, on the right hand side, headed west BEFORE you drove over the bay to St. Pete. (I-275 or the Gandy?)
I used to travel to Tampa on business frequently back in the 90's and entertain clients who, much to my horror, actually favored places like this for a little R&R on the old expense account. We certainly spent our fair share of time at such legendary stops as the 'Mons' and 'Space Odyssey', and I think I may have actually wound up consummating a 'marriage' to a stripper in a drunken moment at a club who's name and location I forget! (It's all so jumbled and confusing.) But for me, the Tanga or 'Tonga' Club, whatever the name, was the epitome of good, dirty fun. I remember the ladies mostly being solid 'B's' on the grading scale, some perhaps just a tad too thick or a few years past their prime. But Brother, what these gals may have lacked in pure, pristine physical beauty they more than made up for in enthusiasm and sheer naughtiness! I vividly recall one 40+ year old hardbody MILF bet me she could cause me to 'ruin' my new jeans right there in just 3 songs or less. (And dances were only $10 each if memory serves.) And damn if she didn't hold up her end of the bargain! She did things to me and whispered such 'awful suggestions' in my ear that I still blush to this day when I think about it. Whew!
I traveled for my work a great deal all over the country during those years, and often found myself 'forced' to spend my company's hard-earned entertainment dollars on demanding clients in many a joint like this. (The deal was I bought all the drinks, they had to pay for their own dances) But I never found a place that turned me on more than the old "Tonga'. Sadly, I hear it burned down several years ago, and under some 'suspicious' circumstances. (?)
So, am I letting the misty memories of good times past 'fog' up my recollections too much? Was it really as raunchy and bawdy as I re-tell here? Let us know if you remember it as kindly as I do.
No Fire, Highway expansion.
[QUOTE=Rippa; 1294998]OK Gents, for those of you who've frequented the club scene in Tampa for awhile, does anyone recall some good times at this place? It was situated right at the base of the bridge in Tampa, on the right hand side, headed west BEFORE you drove over the bay to St. Pete. (I-275 or the Gandy?)
I used to travel to Tampa on business frequently back in the 90's and entertain clients who, much to my horror, actually favored places like this for a little R&R on the old expense account. We certainly spent our fair share of time at such legendary stops as the 'Mons' and 'Space Odyssey', and I think I may have actually wound up consummating a 'marriage' to a stripper in a drunken moment at a club who's name and location I forget! (It's all so jumbled and confusing.) But for me, the Tanga or 'Tonga' Club, whatever the name, was the epitome of good, dirty fun. I remember the ladies mostly being solid 'B's' on the grading scale, some perhaps just a tad too thick or a few years past their prime. But Brother, what these gals may have lacked in pure, pristine physical beauty they more than made up for in enthusiasm and sheer naughtiness! I vividly recall one 40+ year old hardbody MILF bet me she could cause me to 'ruin' my new jeans right there in just 3 songs or less. (And dances were only $10 each if memory serves.) And damn if she didn't hold up her end of the bargain! She did things to me and whispered such 'awful suggestions' in my ear that I still blush to this day when I think about it. Whew!
I traveled for my work a great deal all over the country during those years, and often found myself 'forced' to spend my company's hard-earned entertainment dollars on demanding clients in many a joint like this. (The deal was I bought all the drinks, they had to pay for their own dances) But I never found a place that turned me on more than the old "Tonga'. Sadly, I hear it burned down several years ago, and under some 'suspicious' circumstances. (?)
So, am I letting the misty memories of good times past 'fog' up my recollections too much? Was it really as raunchy and bawdy as I re-tell here? Let us know if you remember it as kindly as I do.[/QUOTE]What a loss it was. Tanga Lounge, RIP! There was no fire, it was highway expansion that did them in, they didn't have a choice. In, take-out, next door and parking lot was available back in in the day. The private rooms off to the left of the entrance were so low the you actually had to lower your head to get into them. But it was more than worth it. Will we ever see ten dollar (three for 25) lap dances with the enthusiasm of the "good ole days"? The current girls these days have been spoiled by the boom years of past, that won't be back anytime soon.
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