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[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner2;7168840]There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner2;7168840]There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.[/QUOTE]This is a great story! Now we just need the stripper name and club!

[QUOTE=SamPerkins420;7169190]What am I missing?[/QUOTE]The bitterness of a blue balled man after being stood up by a part time stripper. I sent her the review, but fortunately I didn't say anything in it that could be construed by her as hurtful, and I've since made a sincere apology by sending her a heart emoji so all is well now, and I think she and I will be on good terms by tomorrow.

[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner2;7168840]There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.[/QUOTE]Not sure what provoked this but it a Hall of Fame rant!

Hi all, I have not posted in a while, been busy so did not have a lot of time for the clubs but that changed this weekend.

Decided to start Friday day shift with a trip to SC, quite a few girls there for a day shift, some new ones I had not seen before, there were a couple of really hot AA dancers, tall with great bodies both of them (as usual, horrible with names) but they were hanging out at a booth with a regular and never left the booth, pity I would have liked to see one of them. Other than that it was mostly the usual girls. Couple of girls I did remember the names and I like are Lea, Kitty and Sunday, they are all very cool and they will just come and chill and chat even if I don't spend any money on them. There was another girl I was interested in, I think she goes by Jenny, blonde with a big tattoo on her stomach, we chatted for a little bit and she seemed cool to but she was sitting in a booth with a regular and was there the entire time I was there.

There were also a few Cubans, I have talked to a few of them now and most of them are cool too. I did go in the back with one of the Cubans, don't remember the name, she said it was her first day there and I had not seen her before, banging body and really cute but the session was nothing to write home about, very mechanical, damage was 170.

Saturday night after the lions game decided to hit Flight Club, had not been there in a while, decent amount of girls even though talking to some of them they said normally there is more but due to the game a lot of girls were not working that night, normally when I go there I go see Gigi, little half Asian girl, has been working for a while and used to be Gina back when she worked and Penthouse but she was not there, talked to a few girls and I met another Cuban girl I had talked to before, she speaks pretty good English and is fun to talk to. It was a slow night so she sat with me for a while and normally we just talk and bullshit a lot and we have done that a few times and she has never asked me to go upstairs with her so I did something I do not normally do and I made the first move, she seemed surprised but she agreed, and boy was it worth it, one of the better sessions I have been in lately, very sensual, took her time and we both enjoyed one another, damage was 300, that is normally more than I spend at a club and only with girls I know and vibe but it was worth it, she goes by Kara at FC night shift.

Monday end of day shift decided to hit Landing Strip, very slow, about 15 girls but not a lot of customers, I was not feeling the vibe but decided to hang around of a bit, talked to a few girls but nothing really vibed with me, I was about to leave when this little AA dancer stops by, I can tell she has had a few but ok we start talking, man this girl was horny, started rubbing all over me and eventually she starts fingering herself, I was sitting at the bar and she was sitting on me just going at it and asking for me to go with her since she is horny, well little head took over so I agreed, went to VIP and boy this girl was not joking that she was horny, she asked me for FIV which I complied and even asked me for DATY but that is not my thing, a decent sloppy BBBJ and then this girl tries to jump on me with no cover, good thing little head had not taken over completely so I stop her, pull out my own cover I always bring and put it on, she jumps on it and rides me like crazy till I am done, I swear she was pulling so hard on my shirt while she was on top that she ripped it. She said her name was either Destiny or Desire (man I am really bad with names) and the damage was 200 BTW.

So all in all not a bad weekend, I have to say the best experience was the girl from FC, my younger self would have probably enjoyed the crazy horny girl from LS more but now that I am a little bit older I like my experiences a little bit more subdued.

[QUOTE=Electronman;7169516]Not sure what provoked this but it a Hall of Fame rant![/QUOTE]Dude, don't hold back. Tell us all how you really feel.

[QUOTE=Korcar;7169637]Hi all, I have not posted in a while, been busy so did not have a lot of time for the clubs but that changed this weekend.

So all in all not a bad weekend, I have to say the best experience was the girl from FC, my younger self would have probably enjoyed the crazy horny girl from LS more but now that I am a little bit older I like my experiences a little bit more subdued.[/QUOTE]K,

Nice report I enjoyed reading it. I am jealous I don't have plans to be back in Detroit for a while.

3 night and not a single one you went to bed with your balls full, that is pretty good.

And you helped the economy but putting some cash in a few girl purses.

Keep sending your adventures as you have them.

MM.

As MM said, it's fun putting cash into girls purses!! A great bang for ones buck!!

[QUOTE=SpitzerWeiner2;7168840]There's nothing like being conned out of money by a weatherbeaten, alcohol wizened, chain smoking, bleached blonde (to conceal the mane of actual grey), thrice divorced former cocaine addicted stripper with breast and cheek implants and a manufactured nose to correct the toucan bill nature unforgivingly granted her who also in her forties behaves as irresponsibly as an infant and can't drive anywhere owing to the latest DUI she earned. Nonetheless, this entitled, entirely self-centered solipsistic skank sets up a go fund me, not for anyone with any real struggles brought on by the vicissitudes of cold human existence but by her own sheer undisciplined stupidity, wanting the benevolence of strangers to reward her for never putting forth sufficient effort and fortitude to graduate beyond the role of parasite on the easily pregnable lust of vulnerable straight men.[/QUOTE]So you're saying you wouldn't recommend her? LOL! Best two sentence review I've seen. Solipsistic? I had to look that one up. Now I have to work it into my daily conversations.

Was in town for business mid last week and stopped in BT'S around 4 pm. Many Cubans and AA, I wasn't there more than 15 minutes (sitting at the bar) and a 7/10 Cuban who spoke English sat down and gave me her spiel. From what I gathered many of the Cubans plan on leaving because of fear of deportation, I didn't feel like engaging in a political conversation so I took her up for a private. Nicee BBBJ 250 negotiated. If the Cubans do indeed leave, I suspect many clubs will be low on supply (especially in Florida clubs) but that's another topic. Enjoy.

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[QUOTE=Cruzer10;7167163]I know this is a long shot but I was wondering what ever happened to Rose from Phoenix. She was an awesome brunette spinner with a great body who was there a long while back. I actually saw her a few years ago but recently, within the past few months, I asked the bartender whatever happened to her and she mentioned she recently had gotten fired from LS. Anyone know where she went? There was also another girl Rose at Flight club but that wasn't the same girl. It was Rose from Phoenix. Anyone??[/QUOTE]Pretty sure the girl you are looking for also danced at FC as Lola. I think she is out if the game sort of. Look up the massage parlour Tropical touch. I think she works at the Flint location, under Cassandra. She used to go by Rose there as well.

Was in town for business mid last week and stopped in BT'S around 4 pm. Many Cubans and AA, I wasn't there more than 15 minutes (sitting at the bar) and a 7/10 Cuban who spoke English sat down and gave me her spiel. From what I gathered many of the Cubans plan on leaving because of fear of deportation, I didn't feel like engaging in a political conversation so I took her up for a private. Nicee BBBJ 250 negotiated. If the Cubans do indeed leave, I suspect many clubs will be low on supply (especially in Florida clubs) but that's another topic. Enjoy.

[QUOTE=Drew93;7171384][URL]https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/rci-announces-acquisition-of-metro-detroits-flight-club-302357667.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm betting the new owner will put the kibosh on extras. Looks like Landing Strip is about to get a flood of girls with open menus.

[QUOTE=Stewy56;7171440]Was in town for business mid last week and stopped in BT'S around 4 pm. Many Cubans and AA, I wasn't there more than 15 minutes (sitting at the bar) and a 7/10 Cuban who spoke English sat down and gave me her spiel. From what I gathered many of the Cubans plan on leaving because of fear of deportation, I didn't feel like engaging in a political conversation so I took her up for a private. Nicee BBBJ 250 negotiated. If the Cubans do indeed leave, I suspect many clubs will be low on supply (especially in Florida clubs) but that's another topic. Enjoy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Darwin2000;7171468]I'm betting the new owner will put the kibosh on extras. Looks like Landing Strip is about to get a flood of girls with open menus.[/QUOTE]LS, Subis, BTS, got to spread it out some.