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[QUOTE=WarlockKy;4270731]After spending a LOT of time in the hobby I can tell you that if they click with someone things happen.

One hour appts turn into a free second hour if they don't have someone booked, the menu changes, and its not unusual to get a call for a freebie when they are passing through or just happen to be in town for a layover.

I've been on the recipient side with more than one provider and I think one of the best compliments I've ever received was being told that an appt with me made up for all the bad appts they had that week.[/QUOTE]I penned this a few years back when I had my first realization of just what these women go through. I was channeling my inner Julia Roberts. I posted it on FB back then. Didn't exactly get a overwhelming response. Perhaps this audience will appreciate it more for what it is:

"Somebody"

I'm the girl that you call on when you need someone.
To love you despite all you do.
I'm the girl that you call on when you want someone.
To do all the things she won't do.
I'm the girl that you call when you can't take the pain.
And you want it to all go away.
I'm the girl that you call at the end of the day.
Someone to love you then just walk away.

But what do you do when you're done with my time?
When your hour has come and then gone.
As you walk away and I clean up the filth.
Are you thinking about what you've done wrong?
To you I'm a no one with nothing to feel.
I don't love, I don't hurt, I don't cry.
An emotionless doll, a f*k up in life.
A convenience hardly worth your time.

(Well let me tell you).
I'm somebody's daughter, I'm somebody's mom.
I'm someone who cries in the night.
The things that you ask for are nothing compared.
To the shit I've been through all my life.
I'm somebody's sister, I'm somebody's friend.
I'm someone who you'll never know.
Despite what you think as you walk out the door.
And you're going back home to your wife.
I'm more than your play thing, I'm more than your wh*re.
I'm a lady, despite this shit life.

So feel free to call me when you need someone.
To love you despite all you do.
You're no better than I at the end of the day.
'Cause I'm truly not me without you.

-- (c) me (a.k.a. "gonz199"), 2015.

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Double booked me on my lunch hour, then claimed her son was there, could I wait while she signed papers, only 1 person walked out of notel, maybe her son is 55.

After starting the day with a three hour conference call and getting yelled at by a client for the performance of a coworker on my team, I was in need of a break. I logged into the site to check out the posts from the previous day and came across yours. This was the best laugh that I have had in years. Keep it coming brother. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Gonz199;4274423]I penned this a few years back when I had my first realization of just what these women go through. I was channeling my inner Julia Roberts. I posted it on FB back then. Didn't exactly get a overwhelming response. Perhaps this audience will appreciate it more for what it is:

"Somebody"

I'm the girl that you call on when you need someone.
To love you despite all you do.
I'm the girl that you call on when you want someone.
To do all the things she won't do.
I'm the girl that you call when you can't take the pain.
And you want it to all go away.
I'm the girl that you call at the end of the day.
Someone to love you then just walk away.

But what do you do when you're done with my time?
When your hour has come and then gone.
As you walk away and I clean up the filth.
Are you thinking about what you've done wrong?
To you I'm a no one with nothing to feel.
I don't love, I don't hurt, I don't cry.
An emotionless doll, a f*k up in life.
A convenience hardly worth your time.

(Well let me tell you).
I'm somebody's daughter, I'm somebody's mom.
I'm someone who cries in the night.
The things that you ask for are nothing compared.
To the shit I've been through all my life.
I'm somebody's sister, I'm somebody's friend.
I'm someone who you'll never know.
Despite what you think as you walk out the door.
And you're going back home to your wife.
I'm more than your play thing, I'm more than your wh*re.
I'm a lady, despite this shit life.

So feel free to call me when you need someone.
To love you despite all you do.
You're no better than I at the end of the day.
'Cause I'm truly not me without you.

-- (c) me (a.k.a. "gonz199"), 2015.[/QUOTE]

I think I might be first to review her.

Claudia is a different offering from EE, as she's a thicccccc black girl, with one of the most beautiful faces I've seen in the hobby. I wouldn't classify her as a "bbw" but eye of the beholder. She's also appeared to have had a breast reduction at one point possibly, but remnants of the procedure are minimal and not distracting. Encounter started with dfk right after the pleasantries, which never fails to turn me the fuck on. All the usual acronymns ensued. She's exceptionally tight. She put me right at ease with her easy demeanor. I had a great time and will most definitely see her again.

Three hour conf call is when I peruse ads and reviews. Makes the calls much more bearable. Don't wait until they're done!!

(Title is Mr Mom reference not talking smack to you.)

[QUOTE=Willow1535;4274481]After starting the day with a three hour conference call and getting yelled at by a client for the performance of a coworker on my team, I was in need of a break. I logged into the site to check out the posts from the previous day and came across yours. This was the best laugh that I have had in years. Keep it coming brother. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Any intel on either Lilylove97 or Lialong)? Apologize if I missed a report. Both appear to be sexy, yet very new to the site. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Truth100;4273563]Did the search and found nothing. Anyone?

[URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classifieds/index.php?view=showad&adid=87157&cityid=350[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm pretty sure Ryan / Khloe / Frankie / etc has used those pics before on the old BP. She was known to be a ripoff to some and to a few constant upcharges. I will attach a pic of who I suspect it is, from previous experiences.

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Double booked me on my lunch hour, then claimed her son was there, could I wait while she signed papers, only 1 person walked out of notel, maybe her son is 55.[/QUOTE]She's been around forever. I saw her twice in 2013 and 2014. Called her later and she wouldn't see me (I had always treated her respectfully so that surprised me).

[QUOTE=DentonMan4444;4274793]Any intel on either Lilylove97 or Lialong)? Apologize if I missed a report. Both appear to be sexy, yet very new to the site. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Did you search on the Northern Ky site? I think that is Shevelle's sister isn't it?

[QUOTE=Gonz199;4274423]I penned this a few years back when I had my first realization of just what these women go through. I was channeling my inner Julia Roberts. I posted it on FB back then. Didn't exactly get a overwhelming response. Perhaps this audience will appreciate it more for what it is:

"Somebody"
I'm the girl that you call on when you need someone.
To love you despite all you do.
I'm the girl that you call on when you want someone.
To do all the things she won't do.
I'm the girl that you call when you can't take the pain.
And you want it to all go away.
I'm the girl that you call at the end of the day.
Someone to love you then just walk away.

But what do you do when you're done with my time?
When your hour has come and then gone.
As you walk away and I clean up the filth.
Are you thinking about what you've done wrong?
To you I'm a no one with nothing to feel.
I don't love, I don't hurt, I don't cry.
An emotionless doll, a f*k up in life.
A convenience hardly worth your time.

(Well let me tell you).
I'm somebody's daughter, I'm somebody's mom.
I'm someone who cries in the night.
The things that you ask for are nothing compared.
To the shit I've been through all my life.
I'm somebody's sister, I'm somebody's friend.
I'm someone who you'll never know.
Despite what you think as you walk out the door.
And you're going back home to your wife.
I'm more than your play thing, I'm more than your wh*re.
I'm a lady, despite this shit life.

So feel free to call me when you need someone.
To love you despite all you do.
You're no better than I at the end of the day.
'Cause I'm truly not me without you.

-- (c) me (a.k.a. "gonz199"), 2015.[/QUOTE]They sure go through a lot. And while some guys treat them with consideration a lot more do not. I have to laugh when someone posts a text here that says they sat down with the girl and explained to her she is running a business and needs to remember that. While there may be some elements of a business in what they do there are also a lot of risks, and unpleasant aspects, and frequently a lack of respect for what they go through. Be kind, guys! It will usually pay off.

Excellent visit with Kay. She is young, hot, tight and very easy to spend time with. Already thinking of my next visit. Always a breeze setting up with EE.

[QUOTE=BTBear;4271093]Hobbyists tend to think these women aren't smart and intuative. They know as soon as you start talking to them whether you are a mysoginist or someone who truly likes and respects women. They know if you see them as just a cum bucket or a man who wants them to enjoy themselves as much as you do.

This natural sixth sense about men is also what allows the evil ones to play and use you.

Like Warlock, I have been in the hobby a long time. I have had a number of "1 hour stands" turn into long time friendships.

When you find the one that clicks with you on this higher level it is simply amazing and satisfying. It is truly a GFE.[/QUOTE]Very well said. I have dealt with some true sweethearts and had great relationships. I have also dealt with some evil ones and leeches. I just slipped away from them and deleted. "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, etc. Etc. ".

[QUOTE=DentonMan4444;4274793]Any intel on either Lilylove97 or Lialong)? Apologize if I missed a report. Both appear to be sexy, yet very new to the site. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Towards the top right corner, you will see a search button. Click on that. Enter your search keywords. Press Enter. Any posts and / or reviews will appear. Be sure to use more than 3 letters, and you can only do 1 search every 60 seconds.

Yes that is Frankie. Will promise everything you ask for but at best give you a bad rub and tug. Avoid her and she will go away.

[QUOTE=Twisted69;4275003]I'm pretty sure Ryan / Khloe / Frankie / etc has used those pics before on the old BP. She was known to be a ripoff to some and to a few constant upcharges. I will attach a pic of who I suspect it is, from previous experiences.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Twisted69;4275003]I'm pretty sure Ryan / Khloe / Frankie / etc has used those pics before on the old BP. She was known to be a ripoff to some and to a few constant upcharges. I will attach a pic of who I suspect it is, from previous experiences.[/QUOTE]Peyton is not Peyton but is Next Door Nikki. According to tineye these are "borrowed" pics.

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