Massage Parlor Reports

Both do it well, BeiBei just has the track record. I think many will prefer Anna's looks and hooters, but give me BeiBei all day.

[QUOTE=Ampking69;7690103]How would you compare between the two? Who takes the TUMA crown at the moment?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Priapus77;7687125]Well if you like them short she fits that description. I would doubt she is over 4'10" . In her 30's with eraser nipples, trimmed below and a tattoo across her tummy.[/QUOTE]I'm a big fan of the short and tiny types, so I went to Garden Spa based on this report. The description from Priapus77 was spot on. I was hoping for FS, but only got HJ with under clothing roaming. YMMV. Was disappointed in the availability of extras, but to her credit I did get a decent massage, table shower and the full hour. One and done for me.

So where is the ultra spinner at for August? I'm in need of one of those this month LOL.

Made appt to see Shirley at C6 but the dispatcher told me she was out for a monthly visit, and to try Anna. Anna formerly of Brisa. We have met before and another great time was had. I'm not into fake massage but Anna gave me a neck and shoulder rub for about 15 minutes that felt great, then after the deed another 15 minute neck and shoulder rub at my request. After that a quick round 2 facefuck and out the door in 57 minutes, including my pregame shower.

Standard wages apply.

Hey all, new to this community. I am definitely more into the chubbier / fuller type, could anyone recommend me shops or providers?

[QUOTE=Aquarius1981;7690146]My expectations and experience only come from this forum.

I have been to Southeast Asian many times. IMO there's no comparison.

I have been in the lifestyle for over a decade, but I am new to the AMP community. So I read a lot and I have visited about 4 or 5 shops.

The reviews do not match.

Each experience is different and I have gone into each visit open minded.

Each time I have never wanted to go back.

This is okay. I just keep checking in, hoping to find a diamond LOL.[/QUOTE]I rarely post but have seen most of the girls that are popular, while I agree that I have had visits that did not meet what I expected I will also say I have had mirrored visits that some people like KRdoggy have posted. Some of the girls I click with and have some great times, others I wonder what I did to not get the service others do. Some shops are popular because they have the most consistent service and honor appointments, none of them are perfect though so a smile on your face and an open mind never hurts.

[QUOTE=Aquarius1981;7689110]Sometimes I think the reviews are fake coming from accounts that's trying to promote and bring clients to their shops. IMO it's getting pretty disappointing.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Manufactured reviews aren't hard to spot. If you suspect one please report it and I'll look at it.

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What I've noticed over the years is that, of course, YMMV, but some things make your mileage vary a lot more.

If you are a well-known, popular, and good customer your experience overall will be completely different than if you are not. In the early 2000's when I lived in the Seattle area I went 304 ing probably five or six times a month. I got great service at great prices, no upsells, no shorting on time, got the cutest girls, and the most generous boundaries (and damn they were very generous). Now that I don't visit for playtimes as frequently I don't get the platinum member treatment as often.

One time I inadvertently saved one of those businesses (they had accidentally started a fire on a hot plate and I ran out of my room bare-assed naked and put it out before they even had the wit to call 911) and after that at that shop I could do no wrong and got anything I'd want. That shop always had cute girls but rushed minimal service and obnoxious upsell. After that they were completely different for me, and I could easily stay two hours with free seconds and thirds if I wanted to.

[QUOTE=KrDoggy;7690027]Pretty ironic they get punished for it on this site. Fake reviews out there but pretty few IMO. Lots of stories of amazement from those shops. Others had to step up.[/QUOTE][BLUE]You think there are few? Seattle and Everette and fucking polluted with them, they are a cancer on the forum.

Are you one of them?

To the shops in this area, I will find your shills and I will label them and ban them. We have started a new ad called a metro ad it displays in all the threads in a city and if you get it for six months you also get a dedicated advertiser thread. It's an opportunity for you to have transparency in your advertiser. For the first year the prices are seriously reduced.

Use the contact us link and ask about them because I'm telling you the era of the shill accounts and free ads is over.

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Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

After over a decade at the hobby, this was a first for me in the way that it happened this time around. We didn't find out till after I busted while I was inside mid stroke (thought I was covered).

Not gunna name drop or anything but, I'm a regular at this shop and she was a new girl on rotation. She freaked out and ran out of the room.

To my surprise, she came back with the 3 other ladies, 2 of which I've known for a long time and have seen countless times, and they all started berating me demanding I pay $$ for birth control LOL. I threw the floozy a fifty, because that's how much plan b costs, and I left all while being followed and screamed at in Chinese by 4 beautiful naked and scantily clad oriental women (and much actually was kinda hot. New kink unlocked?

It's been a couple months since then and I wonder if I'm hoping that I haven't joined the ranks of the losers on the wall by the door.

Was thinking of going, but haven't seen any reviews. I think Admin's idea where the spas advertise with clear rates and pictures would be extremely helpful. The one reason why I don't go more often is lack of MSOG.

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7691044]Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

After over a decade at the hobby, this was a first for me in the way that it happened this time around. We didn't find out till after I busted while I was inside mid stroke (thought I was covered).

Not gunna name drop or anything but, I'm a regular at this shop and she was a new girl on rotation. She freaked out and ran out of the room.

To my surprise, she came back with the 3 other ladies, 2 of which I've known for a long time and have seen countless times, and they all started berating me demanding I pay $$ for birth control LOL. I threw the floozy a fifty, because that's how much plan b costs, and I left all while being followed and screamed at in Chinese by 4 beautiful naked and scantily clad oriental women (and much actually was kinda hot. New kink unlocked?

It's been a couple months since then and I wonder if I'm hoping that I haven't joined the ranks of the losers on the wall by the door.[/QUOTE]Smaller shop, and she was the only girl working. Finished in k9, pulled out saw the condom had bust. I remember hearing a snap when going in for k9 but didn't think anything of it. Oops.

We both did the panic thing for a bit and I apologized profusely. Then we calmed down and she just kept her cool and went along with it. No berating, didn't ask for extra $. We actually cuddled for a bit after and chatted via translator. She was asking (jokingly I hope) 'What if I got pregnant? I told her (jokingly) 'Well, I guess I will have to come back then'. Some more light chit chat and our 1/2 hour was up.

I was surprised how calm she remained. Though panic was still slightly running through my head. I gave her an extra $20 and she appreciated it and kindly showed me out. I am hoping she was on birth control or had a plan b. As you can guess, I have not been back to that shop since then 😅.

The following week I went to the clinic to get tested just in case, as this was first time going BB with a provider. All good.

Nowadays I make it a habit to check the rubber one last time before finishing, especially when using the thinner Japanese ones.

The reaction you got from the entire shop seemed excessive and unnecessary. It's not like it was on purpose. It's one of the risks these girls assume in this line of work. Probably not the first time for them. I imagine they have some plan bs on hand in case these things happen. I understand the freak out by girl you were with, but no need to have the entire shop berate you and demand $$, especially if you're a regular. Accidents happen. You were kind enough to throw a 50 at least to cover the actual cost of a plan b. With that reaction I would not want to show my face there again.

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7691044]Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??

After over a decade at the hobby, this was a first for me in the way that it happened this time around. We didn't find out till after I busted while I was inside mid stroke (thought I was covered).

Not gunna name drop or anything but, I'm a regular at this shop and she was a new girl on rotation. She freaked out and ran out of the room.

To my surprise, she came back with the 3 other ladies, 2 of which I've known for a long time and have seen countless times, and they all started berating me demanding I pay $$ for birth control LOL. I threw the floozy a fifty, because that's how much plan b costs, and I left all while being followed and screamed at in Chinese by 4 beautiful naked and scantily clad oriental women (and much actually was kinda hot. New kink unlocked?

It's been a couple months since then and I wonder if I'm hoping that I haven't joined the ranks of the losers on the wall by the door.[/QUOTE]I've had 2 similar things happen at different times. [blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]

The 2nd time was actual breakage with a lady from STG that brought very shitting condoms with her. I didn't know that it broke until after I came deep inside her. She was pretty pissed and honestly I was pretty worried because she didn't seem to be the healthiest of ladies. I definitely renewed all of my pills after that one and avoided further trouble.

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Here's the thin you can't talk about it here, you can't talk around it here. Those motherfuckers had chance after chance to stop fucking with this forum and wouldn't.

If they want to buy an ad they can but until they redeem themselves they are fucking dead here.

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I don't typically post but I thought I should on this one.

Thought I'd deviate from the popular shops and try a new one so I went to organic in renton. Paid the typical $$ right at the start and was kind of shocked / surprised, not in a good way. Started off by her immediately asking for another $, after returning from stashing the $$ I handed over. Shoulda been red flag #1 but the little head was doing the thinking & my expectations were maybe a little too high.

Pros:

Decently attractive latina, probably C cups and a big ass. Didn't catch her name.

No interruptions.

Likely anything & everything on the table if you got enough $ to fork over.

Lots of dirty talk if you're into that.

Cons:

No massage, BJ or HJ at all. Just enough to get the rubber on.

I was in and out in 15 minutes.

Basically just a quick in and out fuck shack for the standard $$. I'm not interested in trying to argue over being shorted on time or anything, I got my nut and learned a lesson. I shoulda just drove the extra time to a known shop and dealt with possible interruptions instead.

If anyone has any intel on the eastside let met know. I know its pretty dead over here but I don't have the funds to gamble on each shop to find out.

[QUOTE=FlyWaySkyWay;7691044]Any of you fellas ever had the condom break during a sesh??
[/QUOTE]Yeah it's happened before but noticed before it became a CP. In each case the girl took it in stride and we just got a new condom and carried on.

What you are describing sounds pretty ridiculous from their part. Any girls doing BBBJ should already be on a preventative regiment. I could only guess that the new girl was convinced you did it intentionally for the other girls who knew you to be so upset.

[QUOTE=SplittingTens;7690192]Nikki came in to say hi right after the event and she was looking good. Put her in her 30's and tall for an asian with C cup and a tight body. Would love to know if anyone has had a good experience with her.

I texted the scheduler and let them know I was not pleased with being shorted time, I would have given the feedback directly to Yoyo but I usually get girls numbers only if it's a good time afterwards. Yoyo said she would be here for a month or two.[/QUOTE]To answer your question about whether anyone has had a good experience with her, my answer would be "only about 5 years' of them. " Nikki is fantastic.

Bummed to hear about the subpar visit to Yoyo. I've seen her a few times in the past and she was always on her game. It's wild how stores complain about low traffic, but then rush guys out the door. I say it's still worth texting whoever you scheduled with to tell them it wasn't the experience you were expecting.