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So I find myself single again and decided to check out this lady:

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Called her and she answered right away (my mistake #1-she's not busy), asked how much for an hour, she told me $1. 2. Sounded sweet on the phone, chatted a bit and she would text me the address. Nice hotel by the "eye" on I drive, got to room and placed donation on table (my mistake #2-should of only laid down half now, them half when she finished).

The pic from ad could be her a few years ago, she's in her mid 20's, 5'6", P. Are. / Italian.

Room smelled of smoke, no signs of management, got comfy on her massage table (no hole for your face so you will end up with a crick in your neck from laying your head on the pillow sideways), no drape. Talked a bit while she started (she's from Miami, looking to move here and find an apartment in O-town). After 15 minutes she decides to throw a towel on me to cover me. I told her she didn't need to do that. She spend 20 minutes rubbing the oil on the same spot on my back until I told her to work on my legs and glutes. She said "I don't touch glutes". I should of gotten up right then and there and walked out. She must of used a quart of oil on me while I was face down. She did go get a hot towel, but she didn't wipe all of the oil off. Told me to flip, draped me with a towel and proceeded to do legs and used way too much oil. Got close to the boys and then moved to chest and abs. By this point she had me rock hard and jr moved the towel off him by himself. She asked me if I wanted to go to the bathroom and relieve myself, I said no, that's why I came to you. "Sorry, I can't do that, my significant other would not appreciate that. " Told her I was going to rub one out, did she want to assist. "No thank you, I'll just be in the bathroom". Rubbed one out and most of it went on the bed spread (table is right next to bed). Got dressed and left. You'll leave feeling sticky from all the oil and smelling like an ashtray.

C. C.

[QUOTE=LadyHunterTday;3071271]Let's start with AF, they only have two ladies working. Ones name is Apple and she has been working there since they have opened their doors. She also worked at NT when they were still opened. She is what you call a MILF, IMHO, I find her to be too worn out and run down looking for my taste. She does give a good massage and offer the GFE, if the mood and money is right. She does have a nice tight body, but her face looks like it belongs in the hospital. The last time I had a session with her was 2 years ago. While we were having sex, the oddest thing happened to me, Apple urinated on me, not squirted, but urinated on me. The other therapist is the owner herself, Jennie. No fun, no tease, decent massage, rushes you in and rushes you out. She is all about the money. She is not attractive, short, and always wears sweats. Very bitchy attitude. Possibly there might be a third therapist that Overboard is talking about and I did not see her.

There are two therapist that are working SS, one of the ladies name is Linda she also goes by the name Misa, she has been working there for years, very skinny, old and not a sexy MILF, long frizzy hair, tattoo on her back hip, not a very pretty face. Full service, but not GFE. Supposedly, the other "hottie was in session" so I ended up with another session with Linda. It sounds like to me, these two spas only have 1 decent girl, and when you arrive, most likely you will end up with the other older ladies that are not hot or young. I think people like using the phrase MILF around, it is a polite way of calling someone that is too old for the game.[/QUOTE]You are somewhat accurate. AF absolutely has four ladies in the building with one being the owner. I totally agree about your comments re her and I won't ever see her. There are three others working now so you shouldn't say it isn't true and then turn around at the end of the paragraph and note there may be another. Hmmmm, sounding a little bipolar. Apple, as I've noted on here before, has put on a little weight over the past few years. She has a great attitude and delivers good service. The looks department is a personal thing. I've had nothing but good times when I've seen her. Since you are noting her resume she also worked at CB for awhile.

I also already noted that Jenny has departed the scene at SS so likely just two there now. She comes back at the end of the month and Angela told me she leaves at the end of the month. Angela is as described by me earlier. If Linda is back she is as you note other than she is most definitely GFE in deed but not in attitude. Didn't see her there and wouldn't partake if available as also previously noted by me in other comments on here. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and others have noted they like her. Not my cup of tea for a variety of reasons.

Just the facts Ma'am.

[QUOTE=ColombianCoco;3071768]So I find myself single again and decided to check out this lady:

[URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/my-majestic-massage-new-to-the-area-in-and-outcall/17048654[/URL]

[URL]http://images1.backpage.com/imager/u/large/300276605/e6fe19f4ac29002501845c03ae821e08.jpg[/URL]

Called her and she answered right away (my mistake #1-she's not busy), asked how much for an hour, she told me $1. 2. Sounded sweet on the phone, chatted a bit and she would text me the address. Nice hotel by the "eye" on I drive, got to room and placed donation on table (my mistake #2-should of only laid down half now, them half when she finished).

The pic from ad could be her a few years ago, she's in her mid 20's, 5'6", P. Are. / Italian.

Room smelled of smoke, no signs of management, got comfy on her massage table (no hole for your face so you will end up with a crick in your neck from laying your head on the pillow sideways), no drape. Talked a bit while she started (she's from Miami, looking to move here and find an apartment in O-town). After 15 minutes she decides to throw a towel on me to cover me. I told her she didn't need to do that. She spend 20 minutes rubbing the oil on the same spot on my back until I told her to work on my legs and glutes. She said "I don't touch glutes". I should of gotten up right then and there and walked out. She must of used a quart of oil on me while I was face down. She did go get a hot towel, but she didn't wipe all of the oil off. Told me to flip, draped me with a towel and proceeded to do legs and used way too much oil. Got close to the boys and then moved to chest and abs. By this point she had me rock hard and jr moved the towel off him by himself. She asked me if I wanted to go to the bathroom and relieve myself, I said no, that's why I came to you. "Sorry, I can't do that, my significant other would not appreciate that. " Told her I was going to rub one out, did she want to assist. "No thank you, I'll just be in the bathroom". Rubbed one out and most of it went on the bed spread (table is right next to bed). Got dressed and left. You'll leave feeling sticky from all the oil and smelling like an ashtray.

C. C.[/QUOTE]Thanks man. I was about to call her so you just saved me some coin that I'll spend elsewhere.

Went to magic this morning and got Angela. Very cute tiny little thing. She worked her magic and is much stronger than she looks. Did the massage and left me very happy. Hh for. 6 plus. 4 for the dream.

[QUOTE=JayOrtiz;3071151]Had a dream I visited BB a while back. Entered thru the discrete door and was met by the beautiful Mimi. Didn't have to wait long for the massage since the masseuse came in fast! I completely forgot the name of her, but I got it say it was great service. Damage was $. 6, its weird how in my dreams they still charge me! Been on a hiatus for a while but is good to have these type of dreams again![/QUOTE]I just had a very similar experience with Crystal. Very attractive and obviously loves what she does. I will be repeating for sure.

New here never done this before sorry I know this isn't a review I just need some help. Anyone that frequents any AMP often please please please shoot me a PM I am over here having a panic attack.

I haven't posted a review in a while but our Lux sa friends are doing a great job. Daisy is my favorite, Skyy is awesome, Selena is probably the hottest girl there, Sammy is young but looks amazing. Not too many "benefits" but these are the ladies you can feel comfortable with. I would go everyday if I could afford it.

[QUOTE=KnowledgeFree;3073217]New here never done this before sorry I know this isn't a review I just need some help. Anyone that frequents any AMP often please please please shoot me a PM I am over here having a panic attack.[/QUOTE]Here is a good place to start.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5951-Frequently-Asked-Questions-Read-First[/URL]

[QUOTE=ForFooksSake;3073469]I haven't posted a review in a while but our Lux sa friends are doing a great job. Daisy is my favorite, Skyy is awesome, Selena is probably the hottest girl there, Sammy is young but looks amazing. Not too many "benefits" but these are the ladies you can feel comfortable with. I would go everyday if I could afford it.[/QUOTE]Saw this ad up recently figured you guys would want to see it.

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Try it out first at some AMP.

NB1.

[QUOTE=KnowledgeFree;3073217]New here never done this before sorry I know this isn't a review I just need some help. Anyone that frequents any AMP often please please please shoot me a PM I am over here having a panic attack.[/QUOTE]

Had an amazing time with Jackie Grey yesterday. Amazing body, friendly, incredible to talk to. Place was easy to find and safe. I appreciated the long table as I am 6'7 and need all the room I can get and it was nice having most of my legs on the table for a change. Massage was light and not for someone who really wants a girl to really get in there, but was still nice, and on the flip standard but skilled and allowed for wandering hands. For the price. Or even higher- it is worth it.

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This is long in coming since I saw Devon over two months ago, but she was good enough that I couldn't neglect giving her a review. First, even though I'm not sure she's the girl in the pictures, her body is as amazing as that girl. Very hot. She is at a small business out by the airport, tricky to find if you don't get good directions especially because of road work. Anyway, she greeted me in jeans and a nice shirt and when I lay down those came off. Lots of roaming, nice light massage, lots of teasing. On the flip she was skilled, though standard. I had a feeling that more could be on the menu, but not on first appointment. Very fun girl to chat with and amazing body. Definitely a recommendation.

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Add Genesis to the list of one of the better ones in the area. Well worth the visit. What a body on this one!

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Her name is too common to rtff. Anyone seen her?

Yeah right, what else is news that we don't know. Before the recent ad, they have been missing few mongers for no reason.

NB1.

[QUOTE=ForFooksSake;3073469]I haven't posted a review in a while but our Lux sa friends are doing a great job. Daisy is my favorite, Skyy is awesome, Selena is probably the hottest girl there, Sammy is young but looks amazing. Not too many "benefits" but these are the ladies you can feel comfortable with. I would go everyday if I could afford it.[/QUOTE]