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So I gave a review of her already in Holland section. I saw her again since pickings are very slim here in town, there really isn't a SW scene here at all as all of you know. And the only other option here (other than the wife) is Mama Dee's, and personally I'm not into the whole paying for an HJ with he.

So anyway, June is the real deal. She is older, in her early 50's. She kind of gives the barfly vibe. She answers the phone, she is outcall only which for some of you is an issue however for myself, being new to the hobby I'm leary of walking into a scenario where potential threats are more likely.

I've contacted her through email, and through phone. And I've had her at designated place of meeting / dreaming within 30 minutes of contact.

She shows up, again I'm new to it, I'm a bit nervous and she quickly grabs between my legs and puts my hand up her short dress. She told me that she'll spend "an hour or two" for $. Cheap right?! But don't be fooled by the cost, she's offering a true GFE experience and a BBBJ where she'll take you right into her throat. After holding back I had to stop, because I didn't want to pay $ for such a short, short session. Anyway, she says "I was born to suck and fuck" and it's true. She asked me if I was going to FS her, so I grabbed a cover and went in. She was very responsive and she honestly enjoyed it. Greek is on the menu "sometimes" and will BBBJCIM.

She really enjoys what she's doing, she told me she's thinking of stopping because she is "getting too old" and that she is going to Vegas for the winter.

If I were you, I'd try this out before it's gone.

As far as I know she has pulled her ad down, and I'm not sure she'd condone my offering her number to members, but I'd trade numbers.

Just wondering if any of you have had a visit with this provider.

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I can only infer from the post that she offers prostate massage of some sort. Just wondering if any had experience with her and how well she does.

Please PM me if you know anything about her, or for that matter any other providers that are good at the same thing.

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[QUOTE=RichieGR;2248441][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-to-bp-and-here-to-impress-25/17254802[/URL][/QUOTE]AS in Mercey Mikah?

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2248109]Just wondering if any of you have had a visit with this provider.

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I can only infer from the post that she offers prostate massage of some sort. Just wondering if any had experience with her and how well she does.

Please PM me if you know anything about her, or for that matter any other providers that are good at the same thing.[/QUOTE]Try tattooed lady with amazing touch. Really was a great experience.

[QUOTE=SuperSaver;2241892]Talked to her yesterday was very inconsistent and impossible to set an appointment with. I'd like to hear if anyone else has seen her.[/QUOTE]Yes she was a very good dream. Will repeat for sure.

Had a dream with Barbie. Not shy, very cute, very little as described, recently had a baby so the boobs are mommy boobs. BBBJ, CFS. Great attitude Good time. Will repeat. Price is right.

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Had a dream with Riley, stripped shirt red hair. Saw a couple confusing reviews of her and her friends. 2 call setup. Sketchy hotel on 131/28. She accommodated my needs very nice. Tight. All covered.

Price fair but don't know if I would repeat. She seemed messed up in the head.

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Disappointment. As soon as I go there she seemed she wanted to be done. Wish I would have left. Saw the sign but followed through anyhow. All covered and clock watcher. Blanket on the floor not really friendly.

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Contacted super sexy blonde molly the other day. Arranged a meet. I got to the location before she did so I was able to see her clearly in daylight. I would say much older than the picts posted, maybe by 10 years. Very nice lady, however, hardcore lifestyle has taken a toll on her. Everything was available however I did not partake. Left and would not call again.

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Contacted super sexy blonde molly the other day. Arranged a meet. I got to the location before she did so I was able to see her clearly in daylight. I would say much older than the picts posted, maybe by 10 years. Very nice lady, however, hardcore lifestyle has taken a toll on her. Everything was available however I did not partake. Left and would not call again.[/QUOTE]So you pulled a no call / no show. Nice, way to be screw over every monger on the planet. You should have at least called and told her something happen and you couldn't make it.

Any info / reports? Looks TGTBT?

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[QUOTE=RichieGR;2248441][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/brand-new-to-bp-and-here-to-impress-25/17254802[/URL][/QUOTE]I have seen her twice very recently. Two very different appointments.

First time was a lot of fun. Time was not an issue at all. I considered it a nice nearly GFE appointment and very good for the first time meeting a provider. Very energetic, tight, into it.

Second time was the opposite. Got naked as fast as possible, get it in and get it over with. Could tell she wanted me to pop quick. Thought maybe we would hang out and go for round 2. But she jumps up, gets dressed and starts handing me my clothes. I am not one to try and stay even when my hour only lasted 11 minutes. Just figure it is not to be.

She has a smoking body and is very cute. Had hopes I would be spending all my free cash on her but oh well.

Anyone seen this one yet? She looks good but no reviews anywhere that I can find.

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[QUOTE=Cj2005;2249490]Any info / reports? Looks TGTBT?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/v-i-p-sexy-girl-in-town-latina-sweetie-available-26/17363384[/URL][/QUOTE]I can't imagine she is legit. Pics are way to good. And she is way to hot.

[QUOTE=GrClubMan91;2249614]Anyone seen this one yet? She looks good but no reviews anywhere that I can find.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lovely-discreet-sweet-with-class-33/16854318[/URL][/QUOTE]All but one of those pics are used in escort ads all over the country using different names and phone numbers so who you get when the door opens is a crapshoot.

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[QUOTE=GrClubMan91;2249864]I can't imagine she is legit. Pics are way to good. And she is way to hot.[/QUOTE]If I am not wrong this is the same colombian girl that someone from this forum met a few weeks ago, I know she is to hot but trust me all colombian girls are hot and hotter than her too. Easy.

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2248109]Just wondering if any of you have had a visit with this provider.

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I can only infer from the post that she offers prostate massage of some sort. Just wondering if any had experience with her and how well she does.

Please PM me if you know anything about her, or for that matter any other providers that are good at the same thing.[/QUOTE]This would be Ursula. Have been seeing her for some time. She has formal training in massages, and it shows. Excellent massage, some moderate but high quality teasing, and high qualty HE. Has small, clean upstairs apartment discreetly off the road. I don't know about the prostate massage, but absolutely no other extras.

[QUOTE=Cj2005;2249490]Any info / reports? Looks TGTBT?

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/v-i-p-sexy-girl-in-town-latina-sweetie-available-26/17363384[/URL][/QUOTE]Ad was pulled rather abruptly. That should tell you something!

[QUOTE=MrCruzer;2250115]This would be Ursula. Have been seeing her for some time. She has formal training in massages, and it shows. Excellent massage, some moderate but high quality teasing, and high qualty HE. Has small, clean upstairs apartment discreetly off the road. I don't know about the prostate massage, but absolutely no other extras.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the reply Cruzer. You mongers are all pretty helpful!

[QUOTE=Shawtren;2250145]Thanks for the reply Cruzer. You mongers are all pretty helpful![/QUOTE]I concur. I have seen Ursula and enjoyed myself. She's calm, very polite. Gives a good massage. No extras. Just simply a good massage w / ending. Nice technique on the HE. All for. 80. Not too shabby. You could do worse. However, I think alotta you guys want hot young things who allow roaming. This ain't Ursula.

[QUOTE=Akenathon;2249968]If I am not wrong this is the same colombian girl that someone from this forum met a few weeks ago, I know she is to hot but trust me all colombian girls are hot and hotter than her too. Easy.[/QUOTE]God Bless those Columbianas! Never met an ugly one. Ever. If you ever get to Monger in Miami, you'll understand.

[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2249482]So you pulled a no call / no show. Nice, way to be screw over every monger on the planet. You should have at least called and told her something happen and you couldn't make it.[/QUOTE]Actually met her and talked to her in the parking lot so she knew straight up that I wasn't staying. She was cool with it.

[QUOTE=OctoberFun;2250607]Actually met her and talked to her in the parking lot so she knew straight up that I wasn't staying. She was cool with it.[/QUOTE]When a provider post pictures that are old or belong to someone else they are misrepresenting themselves and shouldn't be surprised if the monger moves on.

[QUOTE=HarryHood;2250325]I concur. I have seen Ursula and enjoyed myself. She's calm, very polite. Gives a good massage. No extras. Just simply a good massage w / ending. Nice technique on the HE. All for. 80. Not too shabby. You could do worse. However, I think alotta you guys want hot young things who allow roaming. This ain't Ursula.[/QUOTE]Yep, you nailed it. She is definitely not a hot young thing. She is pleasant though, and gives a good massage.

It was a last minute encounter, hotel checkout nearing. Tall, slender body, skin like dark chocolate. Large pendulous breasts, evidence of child-bearing. A black tie affair, jacket required. Only off putting thing was Law and Order: SVU playing on the TV, detectives looking for a sexual predator. Maybe next time we'll watch Spongebob.

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I'm feeling narrative today, been watching Californication, why can't I have play like that?

I see she is posting for help. I won't be sing her for the simple fact she raised her prices a few months back and was very "stern" about it. OH well.

[QUOTE=FlowMaster1;2251438]I see she is posting for help. I won't be sing her for the simple fact she raised her prices a few months back and was very "stern" about it. OH well.[/QUOTE]What do you mean by she is posting for help? I haven't seen what you're referring to I guess.

[QUOTE=AlFishy33;2251826]What do you mean by she is posting for help? I haven't seen what you're referring to I guess.[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.USASexGuide.info/forum/showthread.php?6375-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=2250166&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2250166.

You: Said you were up to hang, gave me a location, gave me a time.

Me: Sitting in a parking lot, phone going straight to voicemail.

Tracfone needs an option to empty your voicemail without using minutes.

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Uses lots of names online, figured it wasn't really to be.

[QUOTE=BigDNick;2245305]Easy to contact, working out of a 28th and 131 hotel. Location is kinda sketchy and seedy but everything worked out in the end. I parked offsite and walked in because of the sketch factor. To each their own on that front. She is the same person in her pics although it's not easy to tell from the pics that she's thick, but she's a thick girl for sure, very top heavy. Nice fat ass too. Gorgeous eyes and she's super easy going. Very easy to talk to. Quick LE check and away we went. If you don't control the situation you can easily blow the 30 minutes talking as evidenced by an earlier post. If you control the situation and get down to brass tacks, things happen as they should. BBBJ to start, then covered, any position, to finish it off. The half hour special worked for me, I was in, handled business and was out. Besides the sketchy location, everything was alright. She didn't stink, didn't smoke that I smelled and I left happy. Obviously YMMV.

[URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-beautiful-blonde-75hh-special-19/17059425[/URL][/QUOTE]Just saw her a little while ago. The motel kind of freaked me out a bit. Lots of people around, I was definitely being watched. She has a nice face, but is much heavier than the pictures would imply. She seemed very cautious as well, and asked me several times if I was a cop. Seems nice, kisses well and was willing to do anything I was wanting in the half hour provided. Due to the location, I don't think I would see her again.

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Just a quick heads up on this one. I was in GR for business last week, had some time for a massage and called Heavenly Touch. She seemed very nice on the phone however she is very unprofessional. Gave me an address that was actually 4 doors down from her house. When I called again, she told me to go to her actual house. When I pulled into the driveway, she looks out the front door, calls me back and says she doesn't see black men. I was in a suit and tie so maybe she thought I was LEO, anyways I told her she wasted my time and when on my way. She may or may not be the girl in the photos. I asked her what nationality she was, she said latina and black, however the girl who looked out the window was definitely African american. Anyways good look to her and anyone who actually meets her.

On a more positive note, when I left I went to Pacific, saw a cute young think (name starts with a K). Black girl nice body and very pretty. She gave a great massage and HE. I will probably ask for her when I return and see if more is on the menu.

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From here and without the face blurred.

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[QUOTE=BadBoyFourU;2252280][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pretty-blonde-call-nownew-24/17395047[/URL]

From here and without the face blurred.

[URL]http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/orlando/407-473-5591/1/150406[/URL][/QUOTE]Too bad she looks hot.

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Has anyone taken the plunge with this one? I've always wanted to experience a nuru massage. Will report if there isn't anyone reporting on this.

[QUOTE=FlowMaster1;2251438]I see she is posting for help. I won't be sing her for the simple fact she raised her prices a few months back and was very "stern" about it. OH well.[/QUOTE]No rate increases for me!

I see many reviews with YMMV listed at the end, could it be that us mongers are not treating the providers with dignity and respect, and then we claim they are YMMV. NNL is the kind of lady that you could bring to your family reunion and she would be the life of the party. I guess you never got to know her, I am sad about her leaving, I will be missing out on a lot of fantastic french lessons and missing a friend too. Her real job is calling her to go west, and she may not return.

I think we could all use a little extra traveling money.

For those of us that have treated her with respect, I'm sure your old rates are the same.

In The next 4 weeks we have an opportunity to say farewell.

I'd be very surprised if it's a nuru massage like you see in porn vids.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2252946][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/bodyrubs/royaltouch-25/12647162[/URL]

Has anyone taken the plunge with this one? I've always wanted to experience a nuru massage. Will report if there isn't anyone reporting on this.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TwistedBrother;2253085]I'd be very surprised if it's a nuru massage like you see in porn vids.[/QUOTE]Ya, nothing lives up to the fiction.

[QUOTE=CapAugieNemo;2252946][URL]http://grandrapids.backpage.com/bodyrubs/royaltouch-25/12647162[/URL]

Has anyone taken the plunge with this one? I've always wanted to experience a nuru massage. Will report if there isn't anyone reporting on this.[/QUOTE]I haven't, but most of the feedback I've heard from around GR is that none of the girls are actually using NURU. They are using lotions, lubes or (WORST OF ALL) baby oil. For the uninitiated, baby oil disintegrates condoms, for proof, see this video. [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eT5eW8TUm8 [/URL].

Now, if she is using the real deal stuff. Please let us know. : the.

Good luck and stay safe!!

[QUOTE=Blackfire;2250792]Yep, you nailed it. She is definitely not a hot young thing. She is pleasant though, and gives a good massage.[/QUOTE]I found her to be extremely friendly, her place is clean and I felt very comfortable with her. I've tried to repeat a few times, but our schedules have not worked out. She gives a good massage and a satisfying ending that definitely made a difference in my subsequent performance.