Massage Parlor Reports

I visited in the hopes to see Linda and was told she wasn't there until Sunday. Instead I got sandy and it was the worst $45 I spent on a massage. She pretty much lightly graised just one hand up and down my back for 25 minutes and was done. No neck, shoulders, foot, leg, nothing. No teasing and no flip. Just seemed robotic and no conversation at all. During the middle of the visit she had to leave to take cookies out of the oven. LOL. So to sum it up this was my worst visit by far from any parlor and it seems each time I go to cedar st I get more disappointed with the service. I don't see this location lasting much longer if everyones visits go this way.

[QUOTE=TheGlav;2579216](Story Time).

Fell Monger who apparently enjoys bashing people over a board for no reason to try and find reason to exist and what does John the Airhead Monger do?

A. John the Airhead Monger buys a Russian bride and feels like a new man seeing as he was over weight and had a tough time in high-school but then Russian bride gets green card and runs away. John the Airhead Monger then finds out you can pay women to.

Have fun for much cheaper than his Russian bride to order there is hope left in the world and no longer needs to jump off a cliff!

Be. John the Airhead Monger spends hours driving around waiting till there is 1 or absolutely no cars in the AMP parking lot so he can hope to be alone with her and see if she really likes him to get a satisfying AMP experience!

See. John the Airhead Monger finds out that they would never want anything to do with him unless he pays the proper fees of the establishment because he obviously hates life so he enjoys being an internet tough kid trying to make other Mongers laugh to make himself feel awesome!

(You apparently didn't read my post because I specifically said " It felt a little rushed but not really, It was based more on her performance for I asked for a half hour and got 15-20 min free massage and well about 25 minutes to do the deed.).

As one of the 4 mongers have emailed me and said "Ignore Jelly" he obviously had a tough time in school.[/QUOTE]Can't we all just get along? ?

[QUOTE=Parkjo17;2579672]Can't we all just get along? ?[/QUOTE]I agree that is just childish. We are here to share information not call each other out. I could call someone out almost everyday for some of the stupid things that are posted but I am not here for that. I am here to learn, share and stay safe. Worst thing is this happened between two veteran members of this board.

[QUOTE=JWayne497;2579442]I visited in the hopes to see Linda and was told she wasn't there until Sunday. Instead I got sandy and it was the worst $45 I spent on a massage. She pretty much lightly graised just one hand up and down my back for 25 minutes and was done. No neck, shoulders, foot, leg, nothing. No teasing and no flip. Just seemed robotic and no conversation at all. During the middle of the visit she had to leave to take cookies out of the oven. LOL. So to sum it up this was my worst visit by far from any parlor and it seems each time I go to cedar st I get more disappointed with the service. I don't see this location lasting much longer if everyones visits go this way.[/QUOTE]Gentleman I think at this point we have established that this place sucks. You will not get FS, ypu will almost always leave very disappointed. They barely touch you and give a crappy massage. I've never been here nor will I ever go there but based on the over a hundred reviews it seems this place has changed very little. Let's vote with our dollars, and stop going to this place. Not trying to start something but I don't know how many more reviews I have to read about someone getting screwed out of 40 to 80 dollars.

[QUOTE=Banker33;2586458]Gentleman I think at this point we have established that this place sucks. You will not get FS, ypu will almost always leave very disappointed. They barely touch you and give a crappy massage. I've never been here nor will I ever go there but based on the over a hundred reviews it seems this place has changed very little. Let's vote with our dollars, and stop going to this place. Not trying to start something but I don't know how many more reviews I have to read about someone getting screwed out of 40 to 80 dollars.[/QUOTE]I agree. I just posted to let others know that it in fact hasnt changed. I haven't been there in months and figured just maybe it had changed, but nope. Not sure what happened over there but its strictly business now.

Hey fellas. Quick question, has anyone seen Shyla lately? Wondering if she still provides a good time, well from what I used to read (if my memory serves me correctly), I never samples but have been thinking about it since I noticed her ads on BP. Granted she may have never gone away I just never looked in the massage section until recently. Thanks fellas! S9.

[QUOTE=Banker33;2586458]Gentleman I think at this point we have established that this place sucks. You will not get FS, ypu will almost always leave very disappointed. They barely touch you and give a crappy massage. I've never been here nor will I ever go there but based on the over a hundred reviews it seems this place has changed very little. Let's vote with our dollars, and stop going to this place. Not trying to start something but I don't know how many more reviews I have to read about someone getting screwed out of 40 to 80 dollars.[/QUOTE]Agreed this place is absolutely awful! I sure wish there was a place in the Lansing area clean, discreet and safe where you can get a nice massage and those happy extras. Lancing used to be that way but the ladies turn over way too frequently.

[QUOTE=Samson9;2588459]Hey fellas. Quick question, has anyone seen Shyla lately? Wondering if she still provides a good time, well from what I used to read (if my memory serves me correctly), I never samples but have been thinking about it since I noticed her ads on BP. Granted she may have never gone away I just never looked in the massage section until recently. Thanks fellas! S9.[/QUOTE]Two times set up appointment with her, she provided neighborhood, said call for exact location. One time she claimed she was driving from opposite end of town, asked me to wait. Never showed, wouldn't answer.

Second time (I'm a fool) didn't even bother to answer after o hot there.

Run like hell. Waste of time.

ANy recent updates? I was there about 3 years ago and got a nice HJ from a pretty and about 20 year old oriental girl. From where I am it is about the same distance as the Islands.

Do you have to have an appointment or can you just walk in? Is their a website or phone number? Who is the best person to visit? How much $ for full service?

[QUOTE=TheThinker;2604180]Do you have to have an appointment or can you just walk in? Is their a website or phone number? Who is the best person to visit? How much $ for full service?[/QUOTE]No, yes, no, yes (it's Hawaii Health Spa), read the forum and read the forum some more.

I know Sandy left the Islands, long ago and went to Jackson and she's left Jackson now, too.

Anybody have any idea where she is? I'll check the other cities boards but this one as awfully active and seemed to have a lot of well-informed guys.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Frank46;2604770]I know Sandy left the Islands, long ago and went to Jackson and she's left Jackson now, too.

Anybody have any idea where she is? I'll check the other cities boards but this one as awfully active and seemed to have a lot of well-informed guys.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I've been trying to find her since she left Oriental in Jackson. She was always a great time.

[QUOTE=Parterre;2595841]Two times set up appointment with her, she provided neighborhood, said call for exact location. One time she claimed she was driving from opposite end of town, asked me to wait. Never showed, wouldn't answer.

Second time (I'm a fool) didn't even bother to answer after o hot there.

Run like hell. Waste of time.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info my friend, very much appreciated. I will not indulge in this one. Or at least attempt to, ha!

Hey I'm going to be in Lansing this upcoming week for work and looking for a good massage with extras. I've seen Mikki plenty of times and will probably see her again. Was wondering if anyone had recommendations for any other ladies, UTR or at a parlor. Not looking to go to Lansing Acupuncture so if you have any other suggestions please let me know. I am willing to provide in return info about girls I see in Grand Rapids and Muskegon. Either way, I'll post my experience this week on here. Feel free to pm. THANKS!