Hit the Sullivant Avenue Lotto ...
I've frequented the board before as a senior member, but chose to create a fresh account. Told myself I was going to refrain from posting if I pulled the trigger, but absolutely could not help myself.
I was driving west on Sully at about 12:45 this afternoon and approaching the school when I saw a young WSW walking down the street. She had long reddish brown hair and was at least an 8.5, some would say 10, on the regular, non-SW scale. I mean, this is a girl you would stare at in a bar. I couldn't believe my eyes.
I almost drove by. I had driven up and down Sully several times at various times of the day and night in recent weeks and have come to the conclusion that Obama-Fare was providing everyone with their drug money and all that were out where skanks who were too fried to apply for it. This gal was so hot, I thought she had to be a cop, but I thought I'd be an idiot to pass it up so I looked around.
I noticed a truck hit it's breaks and took a right to swing back by and pick her up, but I knew he would hit the traffic from the school (the elementary school on the North side of Sully), so I took a left and circled around through the alley figuring I would get there first. She passed the first cop-check by crossing the street to meet me at the stop sign. She passed the second cop-check by not yelling "hey sweetie" and waiving at me like an idiot. Instead, she had a "I can't believe I'm doing this again" grin on her face.
I never talk until I have the gal seated in my car and I'm driving down the road. Cops won't do that, it's too dangerous. They'd rather come over and yell at you to pull around in the alley or lean in your window while someone films you from across the street. I asked her for a cop-check just because she was so f*cking hot I wanted to see something, but she looked at me like she didn't know what I was talking about.
She said her name was Hailey and was in the neighborhood partying with her girlfriend the night before and had her purse in her car that was impounded. After we found an excellent location (I would have taken her to a hotel, but damn if I didn't have an appointment I had to get to in an hour and didn't want to waste the time checking in, etc.), she climbed in back and undressed.
She was wearing the cutest little matching bra and panty set. Silky pink. I got in back and we negotiated. I said $50 for half and half and she said "ah, I don't think so." I ended up at $100 (plus $10 tip) for a great BBBJ and BBFS. I didn't complain about the price because it was still $200 less than I would have paid her as an escort and I had twice as much fun. Body of a stripper with a great ass, great C-cup tits, and a perfectly shaved little pussy with a stunning face and smile to match. Her attitude was awesome and fun and after we finished, she actually laid there on me and made out for a while.
Best time I've had mongering.