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Hello Gents,
Do any of you partake of the SW's around the 14th & K area? I have been here for several months and traveled down there, but never dated one. I'm still kind of nervous as LE usually has a strong presence, but I do enjoy the view as there were SEVERAL good looking ones out last night. I think they got tired of me staring though. I've also heard that the going rate for FS is around $100. I'm sorry but that is too much for a SW in a car if you ask me. If anyone has any advice or tips please PM me. I've never done the Massage parlors but that seems like it might be my best move.
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Slammer,
Nothing worse than a champagne appetite and a beer pocketbook, huh?
There have been volumes written on these subjects but let's see if I can condense for you.
First of all, never chase the ladies on the strip before midnight. Second, there is a large and somewhat offputting LE presence going around and around the blocks down K street and back up L street who along with the pimps in their cars and then the customers in their cars, it's a regular rodeo of cars and is almost funny to watch. The LE won't bother you unless you are totally flagrant. Just have a little tiny bit of respect for them and you'll be fine.
Now, your big problem lies not in finding the girls, but in paying for it. The going rate in DC for BJ and that will be covered 99% of the time is 30-50 while FS is 100 - 150. Once you start she's bugging you that you're taking too long and once you bust a nut, you are done. This ain't no hour deal.
If you're not prepared to deal with the financial realities of DC street prices, then pick someplace else to monger. AMP's in DC are all good and provide FS at 160 total while an escort will be 180 - 350. If you break down the equation so that you are truly comparing dollars per minutes of sex, the escort wins everytime hands down.
It's kind of like Atlantic City or Vegas, they ain't much fun to go to without sufficient $$
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Thanks for the advice Trash,
I prefer black women, but to be honest it just makes more sense to go with an escort or AMP. At least there the chances of being caught up by LE seem much smaller and I can get more comfortable during the act.
I sure do miss $40-$50 FS in Atlanta.
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[b]Red Sage[/b] definitely seems to be an after-work destination for the office worker crowd. Was there on Saturday evening, and there was a depressing overabundance of couples and a notable absence of unaccompanied women.
Two blocks down F Street (at the corner of F and 12th, to be precise) is the ubiquitous [b]Polly Esther's[/b], a nightclub reputed to specialize in 70s disco. I say reputed because I know this place only from reputation, which is as a destination place for 30-something, recently-divorced suburban women who want to reclaim their youth after being pitched overboard (along with their Chrysler Minivans) by their 40-something husbands.
And if you've been in a suburban Safeway lately, you will definitely notice that some of these suburban divorcees can be rather brutal on the eyes. One hopes that when they visit [b]Polly Esther's[/b] they will cast aside their usual sweat-pants-and tennis-shoes garb.
I provide [b]Polly Esther's[/b] as a destination here because a few posters have opined that they might be too old, too poor, or too classless to be able to pick up a chick without paying money in a business transaction. Well, there is somebody for everybody, and if you are in this category, [b]Polly Esther's[/b] may well be the place for you. After all, these women are desperate to get laid, so they are essentially easy pickings for the guys who swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.
I might deign to check out this place myself next weekend, to give a first-hand account of what is going on on-site. However, until then, can anybody who might have been there tell me if they have valet parking out front? I don't really want to entrust my 7-series to the fate of on-street parking in downtown Washington. It's brand new and cost over 70 grand, and if it gets stolen the insurance company will pitch a fit.
-Uncle Otto
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Visited 617 K on Saturday. I was given Nana who seems to be in her early 30's. She looks great in her bikini but when she took her top off her boobs sagged (natural ones). She provided a good shower and cleaned all the spots well. Back in the room she made an attempt at giving a massage, not too good. She then asked what you want (her english is so-so). I told her the works she asked for the money and counted it (100) and went to get the equipment. Back she came and she started on my back side with an attempt at asian (maybe 1 minute) and then she flipped. She did do a decent CBJ with lots of ball sucking. She then got on her back and said put it in me. She moaned a little as I sucked those natural boobs. She only wanted to stay on her back no other choice. All in all I would rate her as a 3 on massage and a 5 on the rest. I had tried Lisa here before but she was not much better. I had originally tried to go to Supra but the mamasan said booked for 3 hours, had a waiting line and appointments. Downtown also was too busy as they also had a waiting line. I guess we all wanted to get some action before we had to take care of our wifes for mother's day. YMMV.
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I felt so inspired by OttoGraham getting free pussy, I thought I would hit some clubs and give it a try. My wife decided to take the kids on a trip to Italy, becuase my oldest just got home from her first year at Harvard (very expensive school), so I had nothing to do.
I was going to take the Bentley Arnage R just for the "ooh" factor, but decided to take my new Range Rover Westminster Edition, because it is a little more discreet and with only 400 miles on it, still needs to be broken in. I also grabbed a couple of Diamond Crown Maximus cigars to really impress the ladies.
First stop was the Dream Club, Marc Barnes is a good buddy of mine, and I thought I would say "Hi". I ended up on the 4th floor, talking with some DC socialite hotties. I would have taken them all with me, but it seemed early in the night. I got a couple of phone numbers and decided to move on to my next destination.
Next stop was a little closer to home, I stopped by Sign of the Whale at Otto's suggestion, I felt a little over dressed in my 3 button Armani, but decided to give it a try. A couple of lookers there, but mostly pigs. I finally hooked up with a blonde account rep. for a software company. She was wild, multiple positions and she loved the taste of my jizz. I may take her on a weekend trip to Bermuda next month in my G4.
Thanks for all the information Otto, you are really helping out the cause of this board.
If any of you want to hook up with the girls from Dream Night Club, they were the really good looking ones in miniskirts hanging around the bar.
Sushiboy
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Winner,
Well said SushiBoy.
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Maybe I'm wrong, but I sensed a little sarcasm in good ol' Sushi Boy's post.
Whichever home value you want to divulge my man, you pick. I'm sure we'll hear about all of 'em eventually. I'm so impressed by your old money high class. Does that mean you didn't have to actually work for all your good fortune? Lucky devil.
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Things said by our favorite bon vivants
[quote]"I have reason to believe my penis was exposed to LSD. When I ejaculate I have flashbacks."
"My hair is falling out and the sun hurts my crotch."
"I went to a party, had a few beers, woke up in a closet later on and my face stunk and my dick hurt."
"My balls feel soft and mushy."
"I be messin' with these nasty women from Minnesota and they don't tell you they got something unless they mad at you."
"I got the dripper."
"I have food chunks in my urine."
"Scabs on my butt and I'm losing my mind."
"I'm releasing semen when I take a crap."
"I was poked in the rectum with the infected finger of a 70-year-old homosexual man."
"I live at the VA and my roommate has his girlfriend from Minneapolis over. They throw ticks at me that bite my neck and when I pop the sores, they smell like vagina juice."
"Can't you put the swab in further?"
"I had sex with my baby's momma, sex with my other baby's momma and my other new baby's momma has disease."
"Last time I had sex I passed something that looked like Cream of Wheat before it's cooked."
"The seam in my circumcision split open."
"I be messin' with my ex-wife and my girlfriend and I don't trust either of them."
"My whole body smells like a menstruating woman, especially my armpits."
"From the looks of my penis, I believe they are sucking the adrenaline out of me."
"My pee smells like ham." [/quote]
And his women
[quote]"My last period looked like meat."
"How am I supposed to do lap dances smelling like a dead fish?"
"My cervix hurts when I jiggle."
"I think my boyfriend knows what's going on. He's been calling me a 'chlamydiahoris.'"[/quote]
Taken from http://www.citypages.com/databank/23/1142/article10824.asp
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[quote]Originally posted by ThePunter7216
Otto,
If you find out where those Russian girls have gone to, PLEASE post it here or PM me. I have a thing for Russian/CIS ladies...
Thanks,
Punter
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Punter, check your PM.
-Uncle Otto
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Damn Kimchi, I had a better experience with nana than you did. You're right though, she tried to tell me she was 25 after i told her i was 24 but, me having advanced knowlege of korean women, she is an easy 30-32, i wouldn't say much older. I did have multiple positions with her though, if i was you I would have complained or something, I even got to DATY.
Rev333
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Loop why do you ask why? You should know better than that. I know educated minds like to question things but this is NOT one of those things. This is more like a mental brain fart or speed bump along the logical (or non logical as is this case) highway. You are still King of those Phat Asses here !
There was plenty of Phat Booty on the loop this morning that Loopy left for the rest of us. I found Nikki on one of the side alleys, bsw about 5'2 who provided a great service. After we were done we sat talking about the goings on as of late. She said that John E. Law had been plentyful as of late going after not only the girls but mongers as well. They have plainclothes guys watching then radioing to marked cars to make the stop. Check the alley by the FD for marked cars.
Well thats all I have. Time for me to go off to the clinic for my cocktail. I guess there is no reason to hide it now that the cat is out of the bag. Loop stop laughing now and get back to work !
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[b]Keys to Landing After-Work Trim[/b]
Sexual tension runs rampant through today's workplace. Your firm may be filled with do-able, ready-willing-and-able pussy waiting for some luvvin'.
Of course, we all know that while that cute little personal assistant plays coy and coquettish, there's nothing she'd like more than to get down on her knees and blow you while you sit in your Herman Miller Aeron chair.
But, no, no, no, the rules of modern American life make fun little encounters like this [i]verboten[/i].
One of the keys to overcoming all this resistance is the judicious use of that most revered of substances, [b]alcohol[/b].
Alcohol, you say? Drinking on the job is a big no-no too! And of course you would be right.
The way to get around this little stumbling block is the maintenance of a happy office. One that celebrates the little victories of the modern businessplace. One that encourages those cute employees working under you to let their hair down (and their panties down, subsequently).
What else is synonymous with celebration of success other than [b]champagne[/b]? The boss on the prowl will keep his office kitchen well-stocked with champagne, and will take any excuse to encourage his employees (after 5:30 p.m., of course) to pop open a bottle to celebrate that day's victory.
Landed a new account? Let's pop open a bottle!
Gotten a debtor to make long overdue payment? This calls for a bottle of champagne!
Completed a project 10% under budget? Open the bubbly!
And who doesn't like champagne? Just a glass or two into that cute brunette from H.R., and she transforms into a total sex kitten. And thereupon the keys to the kingdom are handed over to you, the [b]Master of the Universe[/b].
To be continued........
-Uncle Otto
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Another hot wind blows from Otto's way.
