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[QUOTE=PauFord;5912685]I walked once. BP massage ad at the W Lakeshore years ago. Booked via text a couple days in advance. No explicit talk via text just standard setting appt, she confirmed via text morning of. I walked in and right away she starts saying "BJ costs X, sex costs Y, anal costs Z". There's a plethora of lube, condoms, sex toys, etc all spread out on the night stand. Spidey senses start going off that this isn't right so I just answered. "I really could use a massage lets just do that".

Boom. Adjoing room door whips open and in they come. They took me into the next room and start asking questions, ask for my I'd, trying to shame me, etc. I told them I did nothing illegal and only asked for a massage, nothing more. They convene with the guy wearing the headphones running the audio recording. 5-10 minutes later they let me go on my way. 2 other poor dudes sitting on the floor in cuffs apparently didn't fare so well. 😆.

I'm not saying you are wrong. Your scenario is far more likely to happen than mine. But it's still in your best interest to play it safe, never know it might just work in your favor.[/QUOTE]Ah, good story. Sounds like they made their own job more difficult by leaving the massage angle on the table and they were probably rushing to get the next sucker in, but well played.

[QUOTE=ChiTownGuy23;5912497][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/81286243[/URL]

Sent her a text and a snap but no response. Just wondering if she's real because I Googled the number in the ad and it brought up this ad as well as two different ads with different girls.[/QUOTE]That's a fake ad. I can tell just by the wording of it. Most the time they list specific services of menu options like that it's fake. They most likely will ask you for a deposit and tell you yes to very request you make.

[QUOTE=LongDStyle;5913679]That's a fake ad. I can tell just by the wording of it. Most the time they list specific services of menu options like that it's fake. They most likely will ask you for a deposit and tell you yes to very request you make.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the response. I greatly appreciate it. Yeah the pics look a little too good to be true. I just saw the ad again earlier today and the phone number is different from the one I originally posted.

I set up an appointment and waited 30 to 40 minutes when I got there. I text her that I'm there. She's never responded back. So I ended up just leaving.

[URL]https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/81365970[/URL]

[QUOTE=Deeefggrr;5915179]I set up an appointment and waited 30 to 40 minutes when I got there. I text her that I'm there. She's never responded back. So I ended up just leaving.

[URL]https://listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/81365970[/URL][/QUOTE]I had worse.

I got to the location, she saw me waiting in my car a and freaked out, started saying she'd call the cops if I didn't leave.

I did.

We text back and forth and she says come back, I do. Says wait 5 minutes. Never heard back.

[QUOTE=AssMann82;5915194]I had worse.

I got to the location, she saw me waiting in my car a and freaked out, started saying she'd call the cops if I didn't leave.

I did.

We text back and forth and she says come back, I do. Says wait 5 minutes. Never heard back.[/QUOTE]Thanks for these posts, gents! When oh when will these c**ts realize the following- they are in the biz for quick cash right? Right! They don't want to be told what to do when right? Right! They could never hold down a real job in the real world because they are completely unreliable, right? Right! So why the f**k do they pull stunts like this? I have the spendable cash, however I am not going to do the run around that these dumb c**ts put us through! One day maybe they will not take their morning stupid pill and look at this forum and realize their behavior is costing them money! Maybe not! Ok I'll sit my old tired a** down, shut the f**k up and not raise my hand the rest of the day in class. If I do, please forgive me I have old timers disease and I forgot! Stosh. Safe fellaz! Peace out!

Hi Guys,

I'm visiting Chicago in a couple weeks. I was looking to try out some of the local talent. I like fit mature women and young spinners. 420 friendly is a plus.

I have a few prospects:

Sandy - [URL]https://chicago.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/red-and-real-hot-and-bothered/292151619321[/URL].

She's seems great, but there are a few red flags. Name changes slightly in adds, as does her price.

[URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/81377176[/URL]

Looks like a great BBBJ, but does not provide FS.

Can anyone speak to these girls or perhaps recommend another? I did search the forums but many of the links are dead so I couldn't confirm it is the same provider.

If the SPA scene is better / safer I would certainly consider that as well. I'd consider a solid massage girl as well.

Many thanks!

-L.

[QUOTE=AssMann82;5915194]I had worse.

I got to the location, she saw me waiting in my car a and freaked out, started saying she'd call the cops if I didn't leave.

I did.

We text back and forth and she says come back, I do. Says wait 5 minutes. Never heard back.[/QUOTE]This is sad news. She had been mostly reliable in the past. Sometimes promised a little more open menu than she was comfortable delivering, but she was decent and actually looked like her pictures. She would limit her BBJ time and she would not allow CIM (she would "get tired" and quit before you got close). She was in Merrillville when I visited. Moved to Lansing and ghosted me last time I tried to see her. I was pissed, because I made a special trip to see her, and since I knew her, I did not have a back-up plan. Have not tried since. Sounds like things are going down hill.

Jules is solid. Not much of a looker, but a worthy disciple of true cock workship. You arrive, chat a bit, drop your bottoms, have a seat on the couch and let her divinely worship your cock until it erupts. Good times.

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP;5915670]Hi Guys,

[URL]https://40up.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/illinois/chicago/81377176[/URL]

Looks like a great BBBJ, but does not provide FS.

-L.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Vicdemoan;5915687]Jules is solid. Not much of a looker, but a worthy disciple of true cock workship. You arrive, chat a bit, drop your bottoms, have a seat on the couch and let her divinely worship your cock until it erupts. Good times.[/QUOTE]Agree. She's one of the few women in the hobby who genuinely gets off on sucking cock. It's literally a fetish for her.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5915928]Agree. She's one of the few women in the hobby who genuinely gets off on sucking cock. It's literally a fetish for her.[/QUOTE]Or is that strictly off limits.

[QUOTE=NBenjamin;5915990]Or is that strictly off limits.[/QUOTE]I think you can do a little bit of tit grabbing (I didn't) but mainly it's about sitting and watching her go to work.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5916005]I think you can do a little bit of tit grabbing (I didn't) but mainly it's about sitting and watching her go to work.[/QUOTE]Jules is everything above the waist. She will DFK, she will let you suck her tits, feel her tits. I did ask her to put her fingers inside her box and then in my mouth. She thought about it for a moment and then said she can't do that. I didn't push. She's very nice and I didn't want to make her uncomfortable, but I figured it couldn't hurt to politely ask.

As an FYI to the OP who asked about her, she is on the far northside of the city. Parking is very easy if you go during the day. I don't know about at night. She is also close to the L if you take that route. I would go to Howard, not Jarvis, if you take the L.

As others said, I noted, she is very friend and likes to chit chat. She is a smoker so locals who need to avoid smoke smell, the apartment will leave the sent on you. Maybe with warmer weather and the windows open, you'd be better off than I was when it was cold and the windows were shut.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;5916005]I think you can do a little bit of tit grabbing (I didn't) but mainly it's about sitting and watching her go to work.[/QUOTE]I was in the city a few weeks back and wanted a really good BBBJ and contacted her and she said she needs a pick. She said not to me because she said 'I don't see bigger guys". Ugh.

[QUOTE=JellyFishing;5910706]I met with Crystal after seeing some pretty good feedback about her here. I reached out and she responded within a few minutes with her location after I asked for a hhr session. The incall is located in her apartment and is in a pretty decent / safe area. The apartment is not bad at all, but, as others here have mentioned, her place is a complete dump and she has a bunch of random things laying all over the place. Her place sort of gave beginner hoarder vibes.

She greeted me at the door in her bra and panties and welcomed me into her bedroom as we navigated around some things on the floor. I quickly took care of the donation as she asked for it upfront and then we went at it without wasting time. I got undressed and sat at the edge of the bed as she took her bra off and got on her knees. She began with a really through BBBJ with deepthroat and also paid attention to my balls when I requested her to. The BJ was so sloppy and enthusiastically done that I had to ask her to slow down because I would have busted too early.

She slipped a cover on me and took her panties off as she got on all fours. I fucked her in doggy and lightly spanked her before she flipped over and I went in mish. I vigorously rubbed her clit and sucked her tits while fucking her and she eventually squirted on me. I laid down and she got on top cowgirl as she pushed against my chest and rode me until I busted in the bag. We still had some time so she laid down next to me and I played with her tits as we cuddled for a few minutes. She cleaned me up and we chatted for a bit before I headed out.

Positive: responsive, simple setup, no drama, she really aims to please and is submissive, she is not necessarily hot but she is fairly good looking if you are into the older MILF type, incredible BBBJ, fun dirty talk, squirter, and some really good sex.

Negative: only one, her place is a dump, but everything about her and the experience makes up for it.

9/10 overall and I will be repeating frequently with her. Was 150 for hhr.

[URL]https://tryst.link/escort/crystal-squirt[/URL][/QUOTE]I saw her last month. Her place is actually better than the last time I was there. Still a mess but man. If she could keep a place clean? She'd rack up tons of cash. I'm from Wisconsin and I'm rarely in Chicago but she's my go to now in town.